The true or false identity of the Internet celebrity is unpredictable. It is difficult to say whether it is the person I expected, and more importantly, I can’t spare any time today-except for the reopening of the Century Hotel and the No. 1 Xunshan Roast Stall in the world, When leaving the Century Hotel, Fatty Kong ran to me and promised me:
"I have found someone to count it. Today is the most suitable time for the opening of the small restaurant this year. If we missed it, we can't catch up with the fortune and luck. We must open Zhang today!"
I will doubtfully say: "Really, don't fool me!"
"Hey, why didn't I fool you for the slightest benefit?" Fatty Kong stamped his feet: "Trust me, that's right!"
"You don't have Andy Lau doing any commercials!" I sneered at him casually, but since he suggested that I have to take it seriously, so I asked Ren Xiaoyan and Lori Xi: "What do you think?"
"If that's the case, let's open it," Ren Xiaoyan completely adhered to the merchant family's style of believing in Feng Shui, and said enthusiastically: "Although we are not superstitious, we must also respect tradition!"
Lorixi smiled and said even more absolutely: "I am superstitious, can I still not believe it? Anyway, it won't take much work. The Jifu APP has all the materials and goes down."
"But I'm afraid I'm almost too?" I said with a look on my face: "We have arranged Xiang Shaolong and Wuhan University, although now there are more women, but both of them are still hurt-do you mean to let me follow Bring people up there? Uh, I’m fine, I’m afraid they will strike when the small drills..."
"They have to dare to strike if they want to strike!" Lori Xi simply said: "Don't worry about this, the manpower has been resolved."
The youngest black mountain leaned over from the side and added with a face: "Then what, why bother? My brother and the nine of them have already arrived."
"That's it," I suddenly realized, and then I started to calculate: "If this is the case, there are enough outsiders, but inside..." I was about to say I didn't know if Wu Da was busy with cooking alone, Lori Xi continued: " I forgot to tell you that if a person in the Legendary World is injured in Yangjian, as long as the injury is not too serious, the healing speed will be doubled after going to the underworld. Xiang Shaolong and Niang Paoding should go to sleep for one night."
Under this situation, I slammed everyone into the underworld, preparing to open the Xunshan Xiaoguan on the same day!
… After we came to the prefecture as usual, we changed cars and headed for No. 10,000. I couldn’t help but be curious on the way, and asked Kong Lao Er who accompanied us to help: "Who did you find to do the calculation? I'm not allowed to ask you to settle the account!" "
Everyone’s eyes were attracted by my question. Fatty Kong’s pride was immediately overwhelming. He coughed and cleared his throat. Then he said: “I’m in the temple to worship the gods according to the ancient tradition. , And then begged for a sign to the most powerful old man to make sure it works."
"You asked for a sign?" My eyes widened immediately: "No way?!"
Fatty Kong would be wrong about what I meant, and immediately waved his hand: "I know you are worried that others will not believe my feng shui fortune-telling skills after doing this, don’t be afraid, I didn’t let anyone know-I asked the dance partner who danced together. When the temple was most effective, it didn’t say that I wanted to worship, but that you were going, so no one knew."
I can’t laugh or cry: “Fortune-telling is less reliable than you can use the Yijing to explain it. At least there are formulas for the Yijing, and the draw depends entirely on the mood.”
"No, I have followed the rules of ancient times. I believe that the gods will not fail to take care of us. Don't worry!"
Looking at Fatty Kong’s confident look, I really couldn’t find any words to refute for a while, and all came, I just wanted to believe him once, and let Fatty Kong continue to us with great interest: "Trust me, not only The temple I visited this time was the most effective in the city. Even the old man who had dealt with the deal was recommended by the big guy. He said that this old man was knowledgeable and omnipotent. The deal was just a sideline. , Look at Feng Shui, Qiyin House... ”
Wu Jin Xiang Shaolong and others praised together: "So this is really an expert."
Only Ren Xiaoyan seemed to have disbelief: "No, Zhou Wenwang had been familiar with Zhou Yi in his entire life, now he can come and be proficient in everything?" She dubiously looked at Lori Xi for confirmation: "What do you think?"
Without waiting for Lori Xi to speak, Fatty Kong refused to comply first. He showed a very injured expression and said, "That was before, now can it be the same as before? The method is very scientific, and I am going to get a set in the future! "
"What method?" Lori Xi asked, and smoothly answered Ren Xiaoyan's question: "I have never seen such a complete study before anyway, two or three at most. To learn all of them, there must be any special method!"
Fatty Kong nodded and said: "That's why I said that the method is scientific-he used the most advanced software to calculate for me. I have seen the version. The professional invincible fortune-telling software cracked version 2017 is the latest this year!"
"Wait, you said that guy used the mobile phone software to calculate it for you?" Ren Xiaoyan suddenly reacted: "Did he also do other things?"
● 31 novel app download address ● "Hey, how did you know? He also has an ancestral cell phone film and an ancestral sewer..."
Ren Xiaoyan sighed: "Then I finally know why you believe it..." She asked Fatty Kong, "Do you remember the name of the temple?"
Fatty Kong laughed and recalled: "You know I don't know the simplified characters very well, so I don't remember it very well, but from the perspective of the font, it seems to be called... Confucius Temple?"
We stamped our feet together: "... Paralyzed, you went there!"
Fatty Kong couldn't help but shivered and said, "Isn't it effective in that place?"
We evaded our heads and ignored them. The more so, the more he lost his heart, and finally he could only beg for mercy and grabbed Ren Xiaoyan and said: "Auntie, just talk about it. Is there a problem with the temple? Even if something goes wrong. You guys let me figure it out!"
"I don't know if it works, but..." Ren Xiaoyan paused: "You are the one who worships the Confucius Temple!"
"what?"
Fatty Kong was completely confused, and after a while, he finally murmured:
"No wonder some people always say that it is better to beg for yourself, for a long time it's like this..."
Just about to trouble Fatty Kong, the car stopped abruptly, and there was a look like an antique mountain patrolling pavilion in front of him. The door of the shop had been opened. Several guys with blue faces and fangs were led by a girl who was about the same weight and height as Wu Jin. After working hard to do sanitation, the youngest member of Montenegro jumped out of the car first and said affectionately: "Brother!"
The green-faced fangs suddenly exclaimed with joy: "Oh, the youngest, you are finally here..." Someone threw the broom away and wanted to come forward to greet him. As a result, the big five coughed and the grandson picked it up again like a grandson. Get up, continue to clean up honestly, dare not raise your eyes again...
The youngest member of Black Mountain embarrassed: "Xiao Qian, can't you give me some face in front of outsiders?"
The girl turned around and it turned out to be our acquaintance Nie Xiaoqian. After such a long time, her demeanor has not diminished, and her face is still not so good to the youngest Black Mountain boy as before—her gaze passed over him, and suddenly after falling on us After the change, he smiled deeply and said: "Welcome shareholders to come and guide the work!"
Ren Xiaoyan hurriedly greeted her and shook her hand. She couldn't help but said: "Oh, Miss Xiaoqian, we haven't seen you someday. I really want to kill me." "Thanks to the princess for her favor. If it weren't for the princess to arrange me here. When I go to work, I will continue to stay in the village," Nie Xiaoqian said in greeting, and immediately gave Lori a big gift again: "Thank you princess for your love, Xiaoqian will definitely live up to expectations and make the shop flourish!"
Lori Xi smiled: "But don't forget the most important thing I told you!"
"No, I must pay attention." Xiaoqian winked her eyes, this expression may seem playful to others, but appearing on her face is undoubtedly equivalent to someone dancing belly dance, "Don't worry!"
Regardless of how many of us were present, these three chatted immediately, chatting like ten thousand ducks, and I could only drag the youngest of Montenegro up to meet the others: "These are your brothers. Bar?"
I said to everyone, "Hello everyone, why should I be the boss here."
Nine people took a peek at Xiaoqian, and saw that she hadn't been stubborn or noticed here, so they had the courage to throw things down and meet with me:
"Hello boss, I am the boss of Montenegro!"
"I am the second child of Montenegro."
"I am the third son of Montenegro."
…
The youngest member of Black Mountain also bowed to me at the end, following the tone of his nine brothers and said: "Boss, I am the youngest member of Black Mountain!"
Then they said in unison: "We are the legendary ten brothers!"
I wondered: "Aren't you tree spirits? When did you become ten brothers again?"
"Ten brothers can also be tree spirits," the youngest Black Mountain said with a smile: "It's just that our elders' abilities won't work if they go out of the underworld, and they won't be able to help-but you can rest assured that if someone makes trouble, they must I'll do it all for you!"
… Although I don’t care about Xunshan Xiaoguaner, it doesn’t mean that Lori Xi didn’t pay attention to it. She had already made more comprehensive arrangements when we went to the Conferred God World last time, except for recruiting the nine Black Mountain brothers to help. In addition, I also found Nie Xiaoqian as the lobby manager of the hotel, who is fully responsible for all matters, and even the promotion has been done-she contacted the real Mengru Shenji of the Jiming Gou Pi family through the time and space chicken to promote on the Internet serialization, all the great gods. Echoing each other, including:
I eat string beans, wolf teeth potatoes, the second uncle of the Tang family... etc. The Xunshan Xiaoguan has not yet opened, but its reputation has spread through the sky, and it has become the most beautiful scenery of the ten thousand!
Just today, our Xunshan Xiaoguan is finally about to open!
At twelve o'clock in the prefecture time, our party was already busy in the kitchen. Although it was temporarily opened, it still attracted a lot of guests to eat. The attendants included the other nine sacred beast families in addition to the Fake YOU family, namely: among the four major sacred beasts. Of the three and six of the six little beasts!
Everyone already knows about three of the four great beasts: **, grass mud MA, and Yali DIE;
The six little beast families are: ***, ***, ***, ***, *** and spring pigeon!
Apart from them, there are still many uninfluenced mythical beast families, big or small, who also sent people to taste the legendary cafes that have been praised by the Internet:
For example, non-bead cows, river crabs, mud dogs, otter eels, cats and cats, official apes, chrysanthemums, baling monkeys, house pigs, marabou... Let's divide Tang Seng meat! (End of this chapter)