I ran back to the nursing home in a hurry. I went to see that there were many people. The little diamond wind stood by the side of the stall and grilled skewers. Lori rushed to get the stuff, and Ren Xiaoyan held a box of drinks and helped send them one by one. Even Brother Simon held on to his post a step earlier, staring at the big group of people intently, holding a sword in his hand and pulling a broom.
Look at the group of girls that Ren Xiaoyan brought. They are all modern and modern. They walk with a sense of trembling belts. In addition to fashion, they have a sense of rhythm. No one showed the slightest unwillingness on the face, even if he was a bit pretentious when he took things, he didn't say it after all...
This is enough! As long as they have tasted my skewers, the taste buds will determine everything, and I have no doubt about it.
When I got to the place, I immediately got busy, and the slurping meat smell permeated the whole street in an instant, and when I was on the table, I immediately verified my speculation—all the beauties were immediately immersed in the peculiar delicacy on the taste buds, although they did not arrive. The point where you compete for me, but the gradual increase in speed proves the charm of my bunch from the side!
As a result, the types and quantities of skewers they ordered have rapidly increased: ten beef skewers, thirty beef skewers, eighty beef skewers...50 skewers of pork belly, eighty skewers of lamb, 100 skewers of tofu, one hundred and five. Ten strings of yellow throat, two hundred strings of hairy belly... Although I look at a lot, if it really spreads to the head, it won't be much...
Xiao Zuanfeng and I were busy on the skewers shelf. Ren Xiaoyan came over when we were working overtime and we were in a mess, holding the skewers and wondering: "Why, you put that kind of thing in it?"
I sweated like rain without lifting my head: "Huh?"
She stretched Chuan'er to my nose, I stepped back hurriedly, and said in amazement, "What is it?"
"It's what you put in the fried rice," Ren Xiaoyan put under her nose and sniffed, and raised her head as if she didn't understand: "The taste is very similar, but not exactly the same-why bother, this material is also sold in parallel?"
I immediately moved in my heart: I asked Lori Xi about this grass. She said that the grass that grows in the heavens is called Crimson Pearl Immortal Grass, which has the same composition as Lin Daiyu; if it grows in the underworld, it is called Qiangtou Grass, which is the material for cooking vegetables. . So I feel that this thing is similar to coriander, it can be seasoned or cooked separately, and if cooked in a proper way, it can calm those ghosts who are obsessed with past lives and reduce their nostalgia for their past lives. This is the prefectural version of methadone. Specializing in the ghosts of addicts who are addicted to a certain past life, it is a great model of underworld food tonic.
Aunt Hei’s medicine contained this thing, so Ren Xiaoyan followed the smell to find it, but how could this thing taste different
These are all things between my thoughts, although I understood it instantly, but I didn't say, I am stupid, I am already troublesome enough to add a little mess to myself? I'll hide her from her first, and then ask Lori Xi if I don't understand anything later-OK! I immediately decided happily.
I shook my head calmly, wiped off my sweat, and said, "Where can it be, things are different... I said, Miss, please take care of yourself and stay steady. Don’t be crazy when you really give you something. , Where can I find someone to slap your big mouth?"
"Fan Jin is Fan Jin and I am me, don't talk about it!" Ren Xiaoyan rolled her eyes, then took out her mobile phone and turned the topic off: "Right, I just added some friends around and looked at the circle of friends—you Look, now your stall is quite famous!"
I turned my head and watched the updates in her circle of friends within ten minutes. All of them were reposted with photos of a lot of beautiful women eating skewers at a street stall. There was a caption next to it: The school’s back door vegetable market street highlights the mystery. The skewers stall, the feast of countless beauties!
"It's high!" I was delighted in an instant: "Is there any eye-catching trick in the entertainment industry?"
Ren Xiaoyan shook my second eyeball: "I won't, this is not specifically looking for someone to help you..." She turned to the table and shouted: "Liu'er come here, I will introduce the boss to you."
A girl immediately stood up among a bunch of beauties. Compared with other girls, her dress was a bit less luxurious and a little more simple. According to the popular words, it was a small and fresh style. When Xiaoyan shouted, she immediately grabbed it. The two skewers came to the side of the roasting stall-Ren Xiaoyan said triumphantly: "This is my girlfriend Catkins. The plan to help you promote this time was planned by her... Now, Liuer, why is this the owner of the stall."
I hurriedly thanked the beauty: "Thank you so much today!"
Liu Xu chuckled and said, "Xie Xiaoyan is the only one who wants to thank you. We are all taking care of her."
"Thank you all, no one can be less!"
I know the purpose of Ren Xiaoyan, in order to increase the insurance factor of the things that are in hand, so she takes the lead in taking the lead in doing all the good people and good deeds, and the human relationship debt is placed on my head. In the end, I am embarrassed if I don’t give it—this method My classmates did it. I rented a house with my girlfriend. When the rent expired in June and April, I called the landlord. Then I called and said that I saved it. The landlord didn’t find a chance to increase even one dollar for three years. The price, he forced him to drag on a cheap house for three years.
Ren Xiaoyan took a deep look at me, and then moved the topic aside: "Thank you? Then you can give us a taste of something good!"
"Yes! We have the best "First Love Barbecue". You didn't order it, did you? Okay, I will give you eighty-eight slices of First Love Barbecue for free today!" I moved to the sign next to it. One point: "It's just that I said in the front, each person can only have one slice, and no amount of money is added. In ancient times, there were three bowls of Jingyanggang fine wine but two slices of barbecued meat today. !"
The beauties all laughed and joked, leaning forward and laughing happily, and joked at me: "The first kiss is gone and the first love is still there. How can we experience this?" Of course, there are also a lot of boobs: "Boss, this Barbecue and Xiaoyan’s perfume are not the same, then I don’t want to eat it..."
Hey, these girls are too courageous!
I started to grill the meat slices sweatingly. Because the meat skewers were at the bottom, everyone focused on me. They couldn’t help but look at the grill while eating, and the catkins screamed at this opportunity. Voice: "Attention, sisters and sisters, since the boss gave us the first love, shouldn’t everyone do something serious? —The second thing of today, please send me the situation of the stall in the circle of friends, Then add nearby people to spread out, each of which has five males and females. Let's move!"
A flash of light flashed on the small table, dozens of beautiful women posing in a series of postures such as scissor hands, toot mouths, deep V possession, playful side faces, etc., began to take selfies, along with Ren Xiaoyan’s first panoramic photos, and sent them to the Moments of Friends. Countless hands picked up the phone and shook it.
This posture, this battle, this face of attack! Hey, it won't work without fire!
The slices of meat are cooked after a while, and the unique fragrance drew everyone's attention as soon as it dissipated. I was the first to let the little diamond wind send a slice to our heroic lady. Under everyone’s attention, she only lighted it. With a light bite, a little taste, the face suddenly changed, and then the whole piece of meat was stuffed into the mouth-no matter how thin the piece of meat is, it is the size of a face plate. The volume of the cylinder is equal to the area multiplied by the height, and the two complement each other casually. That increase can also make the volume bigger. Her cheeks immediately bulged up two buns, and the style of painting changed drastically. The face of the net celebrity awl protruded into a chicken drum bun and a little dragon girl.
In the next second, the two bags moved to her throat, Ren Xiaoyan began to grab her hands and feet and danced the Xinjiang dance. The two hands grabbed her neck and shook her head vigorously.
With thunderous applause, Catkins took the lead and praised: "Wow! What a good jump!" The girls don't agree: "Awesome Xiaoyan, I really didn't see that you have this talent!"... But there are also some who think more deeply. , Looking around and wondering: "HUAN agent is added to the barbecue, right?"
Amidst laughter and applause, I, Xiao Zuanfeng, Simon Chuuxue, and Lori Xi turned around at the same time. Lori Xi took the lead to speak: "You seem to have something to say, talk about your dreams?"
The little drill continues: "It's so special, our team is one short of it!"
Ximen Chuuxue followed closely: "The first one is always sincere to you, the second and the third are all hesitant."
I couldn't bear it and said: "Don't trash the baby! Didn't you see that you are choking? Get water and get water!"
Only then did the girls who were liking the pile react. The catkins handed the water in her hand, and Ren Xiaoyan took it and poured it into her mouth. It suddenly reminded me of the appearance of Ximen blowing snow and drinking dumplings last night...
With half a jar and Duobao down, Ren Xiaoyan patted her chest to relax her breath: "My mother, I choked to death!" After patting twice, she came over, and immediately turned her head to look at me in an inconceivable manner: "My God! The meat is grilled too well, it is smooth, delicious and delicate, with a delicious aftertaste... How did you grill it?"
"You have the right to do a good thing that day, don't you worry about it?"
I chuckled but didn’t say anything, but the other beauties moved instantly, stuffing the pieces of meat in front of me. Those who didn’t have time to deliver them all came to my stall, all rushing to the legend. My first love barbecue is gone!
Our whole roasting stall suddenly boils!
… Of course, there are alternative characters all the time, and we can’t avoid the vulgarity here. The unique one is Simon. He sits on the side with a face full of exhaustion and deep thoughts. He still hears his sorrowful whisper: "Who is Xing Yizheng? what?"
Ten seconds later, the first beauty began to deepen; twenty seconds, the second beauty was melancholy; thirty seconds some people were melancholy, forty seconds some people were distressed, fifty seconds mourning, sixty seconds sobbing-five minutes no By the time, more than half of the girls at the stall either sobbed and concealed their faces, or were mournful, otherwise they would worry about everything... Originally thought we were doing a beautifying trick, but I didn’t want to have a barbecue to make a Journey to the West. !
The little drill on the side snorted: "If my barbecue can evoke all sorrow, it would be like making myself short and ugly, all the wounds, all the tears that have flowed, and all her love will be on my heart..."
I asked Lori Xi abruptly, "Don't you say that if you eat the grass on the wall, you can forget it. How can you see it getting deeper and deeper. A few years ago, Chen Zhizhi and rotten millet were all taken out and heartbroken?"
"Doesn't this fit the name of First Love Barbecue?" Xiao Zuanfeng said sillyly: "Worry about what you are worthy of the name?"
"Actually, I am very happy, but this is not the right way to say what you said at the beginning!" I was puzzled: "You said that our prefecture is going to make this into a wall-to-wall dish. You are the ghost of jumping off the building one day. One jump must change to ten jumps a day!"
Lori Xi pondered: "I don't know, it seems that I have to go back and ask Aunt Hei-she knows better than me about the whole table of gods and ghosts. Even if I don't know, I can find two old ghosts who have eaten to tell you. Say."
"That's good!" I nodded: "We're going to play with your auntie Hei, maybe how to deal with me!"
I looked at the whole small table stall. Apart from Ren Xiaoyan, there were two girls who didn’t know whether they were heartless or never in love. The others were either crying or making trouble or learning to squat and howl on the ground. The skewers were grilling and I didn't even bother to continue eating. I simply stopped and looked bored on the street, but I looked up and couldn't deal with it.
On the street like a cemetery, now there are a lot of people sparsely appearing. The most recent one has reached our stall. When he raised his head, he met me and looked familiar: "Boss, take a seat-yo, Why should it be you!"
"Yang Zi!" I threw what was in my hand to greet me: "Why are you here?"
"I'm not looking at micro... Oh no, I'll take care of your business!" Yang Zi led the three classmates around in a circle: "Settle a seat and settle down with our buddies. Can you open a stall? Support?"
"It's just..." I grinned and looked left and right, wondering: "There is no seat now!"
Yang Zi smiled hippiely and said, "Then you can tell me, I'm squeezing Ren Xiaoyan's table?"
I helplessly said: "Then I will try..."
I just joined Ren Xiaoyan and didn't speak yet, someone shouted out again:
"Three, take a seat!"
"Boss, the six of us, hey, why don't you arrange for us to squeeze?"
"Boss, I'm the only one..."
Good guy, a lot of stiffness... I'm pooh! A large wave of hanging silk is coming! There are so many people, and all the boring people in our school are here
On the first day of the stall, where can I push the guests out? I greeted them in a panic and asked the guests to choose the skewers and roast them. I went to find Lori Xi for an idea. —As soon as I turned around, hey, people are gone!
There is none on the street, so I can only go to the door of the nursing home. I drove the wind and drilled into the alley. As soon as I went in, I saw a person floating in the shadows. I stood two meters away showing a Zhang Baishengsheng face. I happily said, "Boss, take a seat."
"Hey, beauty, you really know the goods. You smelled the mask and rushed to my stall without taking care of it!" My heart blossomed like a water stop: "Or you can choose the skewers and roast them, first Let’s bake first, and I’ll clean up and sit on the floor for you..."
I kept walking under my feet, talking and slipping up to her. I suddenly flickered in front of my eyes for some reason. Following this mask girl appeared two meters in front of me again, still saying in her penetrating voice: "No, boss, inconvenient."
The erratic figure and the gray face on the wall made my mind suddenly turn like a water purifier, filtering out all impurities and unimportant factors, and then she squeezed in front of her, tremblingly: "You, you, You won't be... what is it?"
… This is a spoof essay, not a brain fragment, so the protagonist’s IQ definitely exceeds the average level. It’s not strange to be able to guess that it’s a ghost, right
The mask girl... Uh no, the mask ghost smiled at me, and said: "The little girl travels in the world for many days, starving, and seeing your ghost market stall is very itchy, so and The eight dead brothers and sisters talked about coming here for a taste, and finally guessed that you are in the order-if you don't mind, we won't discriminate and crowded."
"Hey, you don't think so," I was a little dumbfounded: "You still buy in groups..."
At this crucial moment, I suddenly heard two loud howls of ghosts and wolves from the stall table behind. I was cautious and instantly tightened, and turned my head to see-the two girls who were not crying just now were crying, crying, and wanting to live. , One thumped one's chest and another one jumped, the girls who were slowing down beside them couldn't hold back, so they went straight to the sorrow!
It took a long time for these two girls to relax! (End of this chapter)