The stinky tofu stewed pork knuckles dish is mainly creative. The color and flavor are not small from ours. The judges originally wanted to award the champion to the Japanese squid god. In the future, when he didn’t get a full round, he finally won the championship, and the Sun Squid God and I could only be second or third-only because there was no Sun Squid God to receive the award, so in the end, we had to roast a camel. Make up the teams that have made up the top three, stand on the stage together to accept the cheers of the audience and accept the award!
Professional chefs such as Huang Rong, Pa Ding, and Li Dazui will definitely not look down on this guy who can get the first place. They are still discussing the bad things and stumbling others. I can only persuade you: "Don’t be angry Dishes are the same as society. The color and fragrance of the dishes are only part of it. The social significance it contains is what people pay most attention to. Since people can grasp this bright spot and stand out from the crowd, it is their ability. We can only blame us for not paying attention to football recently-this is us. What's the problem with people?"
Huang Rong was not convinced: "Don't fool me, where did you get this statement!"
I said bitterly: "For example, it's like we call ourselves the descendants of the dragon, but in fact, where do dragons come from in this world, and our national treasures of China are only giant pandas — but if people call you descendants of pandas, would you be happy? ?"
Everyone poked their lips together: "How can that be!"
"Isn't this over? The descendants of the dragon are meaningless, but the cultural heritage is deeper than the descendants of the pandas!" I continued with my own reasons: "The competition is the same. But the people's love for this dish-the Chinese Football Association is a bitch, people have been scolding for so many years, that time I was so addicted this time, it was broadcasted all over the country!"
After explaining this, they understood my meaning more or less, so I didn’t get entangled. I also calmly went to the stage and accepted the award. After shaking hands with the judges in turn, they began to award the prizes. The host beckoned, and the background filed. Stepping up, the three ladies of manners with their neckline open to the belly button and lower to the thighs, each holding a tray covered with cloth, that is either gold or cash. The three of us smiled and looked at each other, and then we all recovered. Seriously, staring at the audience without squinting eyes...
There are also sharp-eyed yelling below: "Don't pretend hey, look at these brothers who are happy!"
We continued to pretend to be calm, ignoring him and the judges, until the host began to read the third name, and then the lady of etiquette held the plate in front of him, and judge A stepped up and lifted the drape seriously. prize…
Gold-plated chopsticks, a pair!
Roasted camel was like a lightning strike. He squeezed out a smiling face and took the gold-plated chopsticks, bowed deeply, and then raised the chopsticks aloft with one left and right. The reporter clicked and slapped it, and it looked like an inverted compass!
It changed when I waited. The prize was no longer a pair of gold-plated chopsticks, but two pairs of gold-plated chopsticks. The good name is to be able to eat together with two—I held up the chopsticks expressionlessly and waited for the reporter to finish the filming. Put your pants in your pocket directly!
These grandchildren are too stingy. You said that the third place is chopsticks. Let’s not say. The second place is somehow a gold-plated spatula. In the end, you gave two pairs of chopsticks. Only one person is valued, and the prizes are generous. The second, third, fourth, and fifth place is basically for soy sauce. Not only is no one remembered, even the prizes are just fooled!
Then, the first prize of the highlight is here!
The host talked nonsense together as usual, and judge C stepped forward and took out the prize—
A pair of gold-plated chopsticks, as sold in supermarkets, six pairs of twelve!
I had a fucking fun with the roasted camel...
… After a series of processes such as awarding, sensing, leaving phone calls with each other, and shaking hands with the staff, we finally returned to the nursing home. My child was closed for one day, so when we came back there was no one, and nobody wanted to cook. I simply declared openly: "I don’t want to cook today. I will go back to take a bath and change clothes. Let’s eat hot pot!"
Everyone cheered, including Huang Rong, who was supposed to accompany us to the place to go home. She recovered because of our relationship. His grandfather simply followed her temper with us. According to the old man’s words, it was like this: "Others can’t. But I don’t worry about playing with you, who told you to prosper her—the legs and feet can be inexplicably better, this luck, tsk tsk, nothing to say!"
I quickly reminded the old man: "Looking at what you mean is linked to the horoscope... Father, you are the commander, don't rectify these feudal superstitions, lest people gossip!"
"Where am I superstitious?" The old man waved his hand: "I have never been superstitious, and I will never be superstitious. Don't worry-uh, we are doing things in accordance with the tradition and following the old people's sayings. It can be regarded as absorbing the experience of the predecessors. !"
Me: "... How can you break more than me!"
The old man smiled slightly and said mysteriously: "You don't know this, I used to be an expert too!"
I was stunned, and then sighed: "I didn't expect this, so it's no wonder!"
Stop talking nonsense. When the policy was announced, everyone flocked to take a bath and change clothes to go out. Of course, there were also a few people who were quiet or had no clothes to change. For example, Simon didn’t have clothes to change, although his clothes were not mentally ill. But the style is exactly the same and there are dozens of them in one style. No one can tell the difference if they change it or not. For example, when he walks on the street, people will see him twisting his ass and pointing to orchids. Who the hell can What kind of clothes are you thinking about? Does it make a difference
After everyone left, I greeted the remaining few who didn’t plan to take a bath, such as Lori Xi, Ren Xiaoyan, and asked them to go upstairs with Li Jing to judge the god of the sun. The first goal is to get the recipe, and secondly, if we can It's even better to find out what's behind the scenes!
Then we went up to the top, and I pushed the door, Ren Xiaoyan and Lori screamed loudly behind her, blindfolded her eyes quickly, and the naked guys on the top of the building were shocked enough at the same time. My children have changed: "Knock on the door and don't understand why, you deliberately!"
I said angrily: "Who the hell knows you put on the roof to take a shower, don't say anything!"
Xiao Zuan Feng Wu Shu and others complained: "With so many people, can we squeeze the toilet without going upstairs?" He paused, and continued: "Besides, we can wear pants!"
I came back to my senses now: "Hey, what I said is—" Turned around and said to Ren Xiaoyan and the others: "Hey, stop calling, these grandsons are wearing trousers!"
"Wearing trousers, we won't go anymore," Ren Xiaoyan said with a red face: "Go by yourself, I'll wait for you downstairs..." Turning around and ran down, I looked at Lori Xi the same, without saying anything. Turn around and leave until I don’t understand...
A lot of things are like this. You say that men in swimming pools are trousers and women are all three-point styles. Everyone walks around idly to look around, no one says anything, but once you change places-for example, you put your own windows in the house at night The girl in the opposite building looks through the binoculars and walks around at one or three o'clock to ensure that the excitement is half the night and can't sleep. Tell me, is there a difference
Some people say that this is not the same as being blatant and voyeuristic, but I don't think it is the case-there was a naked girl walking around blatantly on the real street, and you saw the custody of the flagpole. What do you say
… I guess I don’t understand this IQ!
I took Li Jing to the top of the building and chose a place farther away from the water pipe. Li Jing took out the town demon tower and asked me, "Which one do you want to choose, Sun Squid God or Night Squid God?"
I thought about it for a while and said, "I know the Japanese god, just him."
Li Jing nodded, took out the town demon tower and said something to the clearing. At this moment, I suddenly remembered something in my heart. I was about to ask him but it was too late. The town demon tower's butt was farting like a lot of smoke. With the smoke, a puffy thing fell on the ground, and it grew long when it hit the wind, and hula hula became the god of the sun squid.
I instantly said with joy: "Hey, I just wanted to ask you if you made the mistake of the person, but the result came out before I said it-you have a high degree of recognition, you didn't choose the wrong person!"
Li Jing said proudly: "Magic weapon, there are always some things that are not clearly explained. Are they called magic weapons if they are all clearly stated?"
I nodded thoughtfully: "It makes sense!" After watching the sun squid god has gradually recovered from the dizzy state, so the trial was opened without delay, and directly said: "The sun squid god, I didn't expect it to be. Become a prisoner? Give you a chance. If you honestly explain what I want to know, and then hand over the recipe, I will turn you into a taint witness and intercede with the Attorney General, how about it?"
The Sun Squid looked at me and shook his head suddenly, as if he was able to wake up completely, and then said with a full face: "Needless to say, since I dare to fight against you, I have already thought of this day. I am I will never say it—I just answered your question: It’s my shit!"
I ran away in an instant: "Hey, you're awesome, believe it or not, I'll pump you..." Before the voice fell, Li Jing had interrupted me proudly: "Why, this kind of person can't be rough but outsmart, but I still have What kind of experience, or I will help you ask?"
I doubted: "Can you do it?"
Li Jing said to himself: "Don't worry, I have experienced a lot of trials of prisoners in the heavenly court, and I have experience."
"That's OK, thank you for your hard work, Brother Li!"
Li Jing nodded and asked first: "Sun Squid God, why bother you have heard it. If you don't believe me, I can guarantee my personality, how about it?"
Sun squid God: "It's my shit!"
Li Jing said angrily: "Don't toast or eat fine wine. Don't think you already know what's going on in the town demon tower. To tell you the truth, I didn't activate the spell because I wanted to ask you something, otherwise you thought it could be so. Comfortable?"
"It's my shit!"
"Sun God! If you dare to answer that way, believe me or not..."
"none of your business!"
"It's so bold! In that case, you don't blame me for being vicious, I just hope you don't yell at that time!"
"It's my shit!"
… Li Jing tossed to the side with his exhaustion and embarrassment, even the five rats and the small wind in the shower next to him were rubbing the mud and watching the show. I think he is really good, and in the end he can only coax him. After changing it, letting Uncle Wolf calm Ya's emotions, he stepped forward to sneer at the god of the sun and said:
"I can see it, you plan to answer me with these two sentences today, don't you?"
Sun squid nodded, and also disdainfully said: "It's your shit!"
"Okay," I said sincerely: "I will ask you one more question now. If you can answer with these two sentences without any leaks, then count as I lose and promise to let you go, but if you can't answer, then you Tell me honestly, how?"
Sun Squid God was taken aback, and his gaze moved to Li Jing. Although he was puzzled, he nodded and expressed his support for my resolution. Sun Squid God was relieved, but the answer was still beating: "It's my shit! "
"Your wife and I are getting better!"
Sun Squid God: "... Turn me off... Turn you off... Turn off... I lost!" (End of this chapter)