According to the Japanese squid, the real purpose of their group is not to oppose us, but to capture the twenty-four recipes of the gods and ghosts in order to compete with the chefs of Christianity, Islam, and Buddhism. If they can win the first place, then New Guinea can become their missionary territory according to the agreement. When the time is to develop believers among the cannibals to collect beliefs, the accumulation of time will surely meet the requirements of establishing the kingdom of God-a single spark can start a prairie fire, of course, it can also Was put out by a pee, who knows!
As we all know, there are a total of 24 dishes for the gods and ghosts, but in fact there are only 20 dishes, four of which are drinks and beverages. This can build a complete banquet. This time, the Japanese squid said that there are only two dishes in hand. It is also true. The other two are drinks, but he honestly gave us all of them.
Everyone has seen the first dish. It was used in the competition without any tricks. It has a great effect. It can make people use their favorite activities for three hours without interruption. The negative energy is too heavy, so I don’t plan to stay in the sun. Show up.
The second dish is called Drunk Shameless. The recipe is similar to Drunk Shrimp. The whole pig’s head is marinated in special wine and served. Then the chef cuts off the cheek and cheeks, and only eats other parts—this dish’s The beauty is that whether you are a gentleman or a hypocrite, no matter whether you are polite or hypocritical, as long as you eat it, you will immediately become shameless or reckless. It is light to slap and roll, and it is a piece of cake to tell lies. Knowing that this dish will definitely become an officially designated dish as long as it comes out, and the income is impressive, but for the benefit of the broad masses of people, it can only be forgotten, and it will also never show up in the collection!
I have nothing to say about my great sacrifice, because this is the road I chose, and I have to finish walking on my knees, but... Uncles and uncles, can’t you see me losing so much face on the genuine subscription Well, please!
The other two are beverages and one is a smiling Jiuquan. The beauty of this wine is that it makes people happy and happy. Whether it's just a dead father or just breaking up with a girlfriend, you can keep a cup of it and keep you smiling and happy. It’s like five million. As soon as I listened to the introduction of Sun Squid God, I knew it was posted:
Paralyze, give him a cup of loveless water to keep him from crying all night, isn't that what he said
In addition, Hanxiao Jiuquan can also be properly used outside the hospital, outside the examination room, outside the divorce registration office... The scope is too wide and too large, I will find a manufacturer to make a vending machine directly at that time. The machines that sell *** are used frequently!
The last one is called'I kiss a turtle with you'. It is a drink in a tortoise shell container. It stands upright, with two claws hollowed out as a straw. Whether you are a man or a woman or a man and a woman, just suck it from the turtle shell together. Drinks, you can immediately recall all the things between you, no matter when, where, and what environment, as long as the two of you are present, you can let each other know about each other!
Needless to say, the most practical environment is definitely a football field. In the future, whether to flop or the red card is the correct goal, as long as the player and referee kiss the turtle together, you can't hide who is and who is not at a glance...
A proper court weapon, nothing to say!
I remember that the three little dog brothers once said that they have never seen the face of the summoner, just a figure with a cloak. When I think of it, it is consistent with what the god of the sun said-this grandson is really similar to the boss of the MLM organization , I caught a bunch of them and caught the net, but I didn't even leave a clue. I was also a thief!
The only flaw of this grandson is that he underestimated the abilities of the two brothers, Sun Squid and Night Squid. After all, these two brothers were the masters who gathered clues for him and found the cocoon. Needless to say, he also vaguely guessed the general outline of the remaining ten dishes. The six ways of belonging, which can be confirmed, are hidden in the hands of several legendary big coffees, but-I want to say but, their dishes are integrated with their memories. If you want to get the recipes, you must enter the world of legends, not like Huang Rong. It's like bringing your own recipes into and out of Yang Jian, this is the biggest difference!
Therefore, according to the speculation of the Japanese squid gods, most of their behind-the-scenes have already rushed into the legendary world, trying to get ahead of me to get the recipe!
If you really get it, the status of the recipe in the legendary world is similar to the treasure chest of the game. Who knows when the contents inside will be automatically refreshed. I was really preempted by this grandson. In one step, even if I don't consider the issue of recipes, it is a rare opportunity to be able to face the black hand behind the scenes. Where can I not seize this opportunity next time
Therefore, after setting Sun Squid God as a taint witness, I immediately convened a meeting with everyone, and expounded my opinions clearly, and immediately received unanimous support from all the staff. Everyone volunteered to go with me. But because this time I’m going to the legendary world of martial arts, and it’s a trilogy that has already become a legend, the existence of martial arts masters is very necessary. Who the hell knows whether they can use magic there? Just to be safe. Can choose the following:
Huang Rong: I guess there is no more suitable candidate for this girl in the martial arts world. She is familiar with the five elements, gossip, yin and yang, and astrological divination. , Can't go;
Invincible in the East: Who says that daughters are inferior to men? Our sister Dongfang won the top three rankings in the world-class legendary women’s selection, and it’s not a blow. As far as I know, she ranks far ahead of Joan of Arc and Mulan, what? Sister Feng Furong’s four thousand years of beauty has become a scum in seconds. The only ones who score higher than her are Guanshiyin Bodhisattva and Bodhisattva. One is the god, Buddha and Bodhisattva who gave birth to thousands of children, and the other also made thousands of children. The saints who are descendants of the otaku will lose to them for granted!
In addition, Sister Dongfang has become an Internet celebrity live broadcast player, but her skills are still there. She is superb with her flying needle. She is 100% able to use Qi to impel the needle. As long as she is lucky to reach a certain level in Chengdu, anything can be smashed. Speaking of which It's more powerful than the domestic Ling Lingqi's kitchen knife. Who will I bring her without
Li Dazui: Although this is a bit funny in his mind and a bit too unique in his eating taste, he is also one of the top ten villains in the Valley of the Evil. The trouble-He said that the little ghosts are difficult to deal with. Sometimes it is not the big coffee and the big gods who can really pit us to death. They are just the shopkeeper who buys sweat medicine, Zhang Qing from the vegetable garden who gives you human flesh buns, and the thief who steals your money bag. Wait, you are too sick to kill you. The meaning of his existence is to deter such people. High-end combat power is no longer expected anyway!
Ximen Chuuxue: We don’t need to introduce Brother Ximen. In addition to his combat effectiveness and high appearance, the most important thing is to stay with me for the longest time. He is my own guarantee, a proper one!
Now my carrying capacity has reached another level. With the energy of Chronicles, the carrying capacity has reached eight places. Besides the four places above, I and him still have two vacancies. Originally, I was planning to keep these two vacancies. For Uncle Wolf, the combat power is doubled, or a little bit of wind, there are many horses on the road before and after running, otherwise it is our little bones that can summon the skeleton army, but before I think about it, someone has already taken the policy. Set it up for me:
"Okay, the remaining two are me and Ruoxi. Let's run to help you when we are tired, so that you won't catch up and even have no one to discuss—"
I saw, hey, Ren Xiaoyan put her eyes on the side and put herself in the pile!
Looking at it again, Lolixi's gaze didn't release my gaze at all. Everything became clearer than ever before. This must be Lolixi's trick. She used Ren Xiaoyan as an excuse to satisfy her curiosity that she wanted to go in for a stroll. , This is too naked!
Now that they have spoken, what right do I have to say... Uh no, what else do I have to say, right
After discussing it, we won’t talk nonsense. That night, we sent a small Zuanfeng to Taoyuan Village to find a time-space chicken. This kid was tired from the last trip. We just went down the sewer and went home. I haven't shown up yet, so I have to invite back. We don't have a statutory time for specific actions. We can only count one step at a time. Let's take a look at the situation of Chronicles.
After the discussion, we were separated from each other, and I also returned to the hotel to arrange for the left-behind children... No, the allocation of the left-behind personnel, but at this moment the phone in my hand suddenly rang, and it was Sun Bolai again. Ya dumbly said in a very formal way: "Why, there is a situation I think I should tell you, it is very serious, you have to be mentally prepared!"
I was anxious on the spot: "You are also taxing the two damn gold-plated chopsticks, do you want the people to live?!"
"It's not about collecting taxes. I am a policeman and not a tax commissioner. This matter is not my responsibility!" Sun Bolai said sternly, "Do you remember the first place in the competition with you today?"
"The grandson who used the bastard to make foot shoes?" I remembered it for a while, and wondered: "What's wrong with this kid? It's not that your chief has collected money from someone and prepared to cheat him and me, right?"
Sun Bolai didn't get blind with me, and went straight to the subject very seriously: "He is dead, and the assistant Dunzi who was with him has not escaped. They were all killed in the hotel!"
I was taken aback: "No..." According to my real thoughts, I originally wanted to guess that the god of the sun squid did it, but then I realized that this kid was still alive and well when Li Jing took over the demon tower, unless the town Otherwise, the hole in the demon tower will definitely not come out, this matter has nothing to do with them-if the problem is this way, the problem will be serious, the stinky tofu stewed pig's feet will not be killed by the foot shoes, right!
Hey, why would Sun Bo come to call me if you say that
I am a little puzzled: "Why are you arresting people and looking for me? I'm not a god, you think you will have the luck of seeing the wanted criminal when you went out to pee last time!"
Sun Bolai said: "I didn't call you to provide me with clues, but we inferred a suspect, to remind you-we think it was the third guy who baked the camel did it!"
"Hey, you are looking for suspects based on their looks, right? This guy is so honest, there is nothing wrong with nothing but ugliness, you can't wrong people-you are not Nanjing judges, you are so stupid that they are well-known throughout the country. What a good thing!" (End of this chapter)