(Sorry, I forgot to update yesterday, mainly because I am busy with new books and going to work-I will make up today, double!)
These guys are very lucky. I had a bad nose and swelling on my hands. At most, I called Sun Bo to jail, but they happened to meet the evil star — when I was at a loss and wondered how to deal with these two coaxes. Lixi came out, rubbing her eyes while complaining angrily: "Don't let people sleep, so don't let people sleep, most of the night, you will dance the square dance in the house!"
I hurriedly explained: "Where is the high-end sport like square dancing that we can afford? You can be sure about this. These two buddies are here to kill me to get the recipe..."
Lori squinted her eyes, her eyes widened suddenly: "I can see it, this dress is not a killer and can't be worn," she tilted her head and scratched and looked at me: "You cleaned it up?"
"No, I didn't do it for help. I didn't do it. I was so scared just to show up," I said embarrassed: "I just don't know what to do next."
Lori Xi yawned and said with disdain: "It's easy, just take the toilet and flush it down the drain. Anyway, it's not a good person. Kill the right as a way of heaven."
I hesitated a little: "That's not good, after all, it's a prisoner named by the police station. Qiuhou asked Zhan for some time. I can't bear it just like that."
"Then I don't know, you do it yourself," Lori Xi turned around and started walking upstairs, reminding me as she walked: "What to do is hurry up and be clean. If you want to make another noise to affect my sleep, just wait for me. Huh... "As I said, I took off my shoes and went upstairs, leaving only me and the ghost blowing ashes underneath.
In the end, the ghost gave a suggestion: “It’s really impossible. Let’s take the soul of this kid out and send it to the underworld. You can just throw it anywhere, and it won’t cause you trouble or die. How about ?"
"Eh," I was amused: "This is a good idea-then trouble a few people, hurry up!"
The ghost blew the lamp and shouted, and several ghost brothers and sisters in the world sang together. They stretched out their hands and grabbed into the bodies of the two hindquarters. At the same time, they pulled outwards, and quickly came alive from the inside... Uh, Maybe this situation can't be called alive or dead? Alive? naked? … Anyway, that’s what I meant, and I pulled out the souls of the two grandsons with a chuckle. Before they could figure out what was going on, the ghosts yelled and dragged them to the toilet.
With the rustling of the toilet, the whole world is quiet!
The look of these two grandsons has changed. Their eyes are dull and drooling. There is nothing else but silly. When they look at people, they don’t move. I took them to the road teeth and threw them. I was ready to go home, but only after walking a few steps, I heard yelling and cursing. I turned around and saw that the two had swayed slowly to the middle of the road, scared the few night car drivers enough, and then rushed again. When I went back, I thought about it again, and simply put them into the nearby community, and found an elevator to let them go up, followed by stepping out and closing the door.
Seeing the elevator door slowly closing, it was estimated that their IQs would never be able to get out again, so I took the phone out and dialed out: "Hello, mental hospital? I'm in XX community here. I report the case—in the elevator. There are two of them!"
I hid next to and waited for the car from the mental hospital to come, and then I went home to sleep in peace-aside from anything else, at least it didn't kill me here. As for the rest, it depends on their good fortune!
The next day I told everyone about the matter, and it turned out that a bunch of people were even more excited than me, especially those who had no chance to take to the legendary world. They screamed and asked to wait for the remaining two front hooves and mules at night. Jun came over and pinched, which made it difficult for me to deal with it. In the end, Lori Xi resolved the matter with one sentence:
"Fart, don’t think you’re bored, I’m bored, even if you are on duty, you can’t just be happy with you. Everyone has a share-draw lots to fix the day, stay with them every day and stay there. Others should sleep and sleep. Work, don’t blame me if you don’t sleep!"
With this sentence, things were easy to handle. We quickly allocated the children to draw the lottery. As a result, it was the turn of Xiao Zuanfeng and Li Dazui that day. The next day was Bai Xiaogu and Bai Suzhen, and the third day was Ximen Chuuxuehe. Invincible in the East... After finding the space-time chicken, the space left by the people will be filled from the back, one by one, and resolutely carry out the duty work to the end before the end of this matter!
But what I never expected was that the two front hooves actually came again that night!
We didn’t know when this happened, and there was no movement below. It was only in the morning that two grandsons with straight eyes were squatting at the door, each holding a rope around their necks, Li Da’s mouth and Xiao Zuanfeng. The stool is almost suffocated, I only found out when I asked—
After we all slept in the middle of the night last night, Li Dazui Xiaozuanfeng, the two masters who had eaten human flesh, began to chat. I thought back then, they talked about human flesh in a few words, and they were too greedy. As a result, Li Dazui had the idea to go. I got two lotus roots and raw meat and started the handicraft. I quickly made a few decent arms and legs, and they were divided and eaten. At this moment, the two front hooves came in through the window...
As a result, the two of them were immediately scared into this virtue, and there was no need for ghosts to drag their souls to pieces, and they couldn't find them, and the remaining skins once again entered the ranks of the second force.
As usual, I successfully notified the mental hospital again, but this time I didn't dare to throw it in the neighborhood next door, and changed it to the suburbs to find a place on the roadside.
The next day, Time and Space Chicken came, and we were leaving...
Later I learned that on the night when we left Yangjian to go to the legendary world, Mule Zijun came personally while Bai Suzhen and Bai Xiaogu were on duty in the shop, and they still used the means of sneak attack to control Bai Xiaogu. This grandson saw that they were two. The woman suddenly became courageous and violent, and at the same time she teased the shop flower of our patrolling skewers shop. The language was obscene and the actions were obscene. Bai Xiaogu just inadvertently gave this skin to him. A skeleton was left standing on the ground, and in the end this grandson could only be picked up by the car from the mental hospital!
The Mule Jun team was wiped out, and they gathered together in the mental hospital by appointment!
As for us, this is another adventure, you can't believe it...
After experiencing the dizziness again, I suddenly woke up in a thicket of grass. I didn’t panic because of the last few experiences. After I got up, I first observed the surrounding environment. Only then did I realize that I was on the top of a mountain. There is obviously no pollution in the atmosphere, and you can see where you are at a glance.
Then the next second, the legendary system immediately notified me of my identity at this moment:
"Because of the problem of the merging of the legendary world, you did not reach the world of the Eagle Shooting Trilogy set by yourself, but came to the world of Jin Yong Group of Heroes. Now your identity is Xiao Xiami. You can only return to the original when you find six recipes. world!
Origin: The heroes who used to be in the world of Jin Yong's heroes are also one of the few legends in this world who are not legends;
Name: Xiao Xia Mi;
Deeds: No one knows where he came from, only that he came to the rivers and lakes to find six recipes, only knowing that he was average in martial arts at first, but by chance, he obtained many martial arts secrets, and he was extremely talented, and finally hit the world invincible. In the end, he defeated the siege of the top ten masters of the world, became the leader of the martial arts, and then disappeared.
Master: Unknown. But once told Xiao Xia Mi's advice of "a knife on the head of the color";
Wugong: wild ball boxing;
Jianghu status: the leader of martial arts, and after disappearing, it is the biggest undefeated myth in martial arts history. It has inspired countless aspiring young people to work hard. Thirty years after his departure, a statue of him was erected in Luoyang. Commemorate this hero. In addition, to commemorate him, Wu Lin Zhengdao held a juvenile hero meeting. Once every ten years, young masters of various disciplines under the age of twenty were called to Huashan to compete in martial arts. title. "
Looking at this text, I was stunned!
Nima, isn't this an introduction to the characters of the domestic RPG game? When did our spoof become a game system text
I stood in place like being struck by lightning for a long time and didn’t understand what was going on. Finally, I finally came out with a clue: this situation is probably caused by the chaos caused by two crossings. Both say that double wear is not easy to write, but no Thinking of double wear is actually messy-it seems that if you want to get back to the right way, you can only find the recipes. Although the system does not say, there is no doubt that there is only one set of recipes. If the counterfeit is the first, then I should be a tragedy!
… While I was sorting out my thoughts, a faint sound came from the wind, and my heart moved suddenly, and I rushed to the place where the business came from—God bless, this must be my own!
Passing through a forest that is not too dense, a small dam appeared on the mountain, and several people in ancient costumes stood around, all of them wearing swords and vigorous spirits. It is not simple in terms of clothing. And there is a bald head. When I approached, I just heard someone say:
"... Since everyone has no objections, then, this time our Huashan Lunjian will start according to this rule. The person who wins the championship will be the world's number one swordsman from then on, and we will compare it again after the ten-year period!"
"Okay!" everyone cheered, and immediately stepped back a few steps to let the middle out!
My God, this, this is actually Huashan's theory of sword!
I don’t know if it’s my luck or not. The Huashan Lunjian competition is almost a multinational summit forum. It's a bit sad-I haven't practiced martial arts yet, so I'll fight BOSS as soon as I come out!
However, this competition must be related to the recipe again, and it will be even more difficult to miss this opportunity!
I hesitated...
At this moment, two people came out of the crowd, both clasped fists and introduced themselves:
"In the next paragraph, Zhengchun, the fancy swordsman!"
"In the end, Yan Honglie, the domineering president swordsman!"
What do you mean by Nima, these two people from Huashan Lunjian
I was stunned for a long time to wake up in an instant—fuck, this is Huashan's theory of swords, it's clearly a theory of cheapness, these two are cheap talents, right! (End of this chapter)