Shuang'er embraced me and Wei Xiaobao. All four eyeballs were straight, and they were all petrified in an instant. However, she kept chattering in front of me, and immediately after I froze, the nose was not the nose and the eyes were not loud as the eyes. Coughing, squeezing eyebrows and squeezing so that both eyeballs are about to bulge out, but the force is induced: "Hey hey, who are you, I don't recognize you-you can take a good look, this is Wei Xiaobao, I am not !"
"I'm not looking for Wei Xiaobao, I'm looking for you!" Shuang'er didn't understand the spirit at all, and said in a daze, "Don't pretend that I don't know you, why bother, be careful when I smoke you!"
Hum, how could a man who is going to get married and be a raking ear be afraid of pumping? She miscalculated—I distinguished the priorities and immediately regarded Wei Xiaobao as the second object of explanation, and her words remained the same: "Uh, this girl must have recognized the wrong person. I don’t know her!"
"No," Wei Xiaobao fell into the awkward state just now and didn't recover. He reminded me with scattered eyesight and vision: "They both have eyesight at 2.00. They are enough to recruit pilots!"
I was not discouraged and said, "I didn't look at anything else during the inspection. What if I squint?"
Wei Xiaobao was very straightforward. He measured the distance between us very carefully, and asserted: "We can be more than three meters apart. If she is squinted, her eyes will have to be pierced in her forehead to aim at you. —This angle is simply wrong!"
I was stunned. The paralyzed Wei Xiaobao looked like a scumbag. He was clearly a white student. The skill level of solid geometry was at least at the master level. I really can’t find a way out, so I just put my hands on the problem. Throw it to him: "Then I don't understand, what the hell are you talking about?"
"Um..." Wei Xiaobao thought for a while before he whispered: "You won't be an old friend of the dealer, where have you stayed before..." He said that he himself seemed to have confirmed this hypothesis, no When I answered, I turned my face and asked, "Good couple, don't dumb me up, just tell me, I know this friend, are you an old acquaintance?"
I stared at Shuang'er nervously, for fear that a word of her would ruin the friendship that we had so hard to build with Wei Xiaobao...
With the conversation we had just now, Shuang'er seemed to have also noticed something wrong. She looked at me and then at Wei Xiaobao. She hesitated and said, "What do you think?"
Wei Xiaobao slapped her legs and encouraged her: "Don't be afraid, you know I never say you loudly. Just say what you have. It doesn't matter if you and him have been better before—who can't be as good as the two? , And it's the same thing in the past, I see a lot of this kind of thing, so I promise not to take it to my heart!"
This time it was my turn and Shuang'er stunned, and I murmured: "I know how you can marry so many wives, buddy, your heart is not so big!"
Wei Xiaobao sighed and waved his hand: "You said, I don't even know who my dad is, can I pay attention to so much? Besides, I really don't think it's a big deal. Really, my mother's house is still every day. If you have a godfather, you can't just allow my mother to ** from my wife stealing people, right?"
… I now think of where Wei Xiaobao grew up. Let alone, it’s not surprising that his living environment has this idea of adapting to local conditions. The so-called situation makes heroes like this. In the hole, Bao Ge can share his wife freely with others, it must be inseparable from his mother's education back then, too sturdy!
Shuang'er seemed to understand a little bit, and she suddenly said to us: "Stop talking, I almost understand what you two mean-this is my cousin in the distant house, in short, it belongs to the brother of my uncle's wife. The elder brother of the second uncle of the niece of the cousin of the daughter-in-law, referred to as cousin... "After introducing me in a mess, she winked at me inadvertently, and then introduced me to Wei Xiaobao: "This is mine..."
Naturally, I interrupted: "I know, this is the master of the court you are following or will become your husband in the future, Wei Xiaobao, Lord Wei, but he is in the heart of Cao Yingxin in the Han Dynasty and is the mainstay of the anti-Qing Ming Dynasty. Will the rudder master-you don't need to introduce, I know better than you!"
Shuang'er and Wei Xiaobao said'Oh' at the same time, both of them were relieved. It seems that they are all clear. Only I am confused and stomped straightly: "You have figured it out, then what should I do—what exactly is Shuang'er? Who is that?"
Needless to say, the next thing is definitely to clarify the identity of Shuang'er. When things have developed to this point, I can basically conclude that he is one of us who came to Jinyong’s world. I can barely exclude Ren Xiaoyan and Ximen Chuuxue for a simple reason: if this is Brother Ximen’s absolutely not so much nonsense, even if it’s a fake cousin, it’s at most just one sentence, and if it’s Ren Xiaoyan—she would definitely not agree with me saying that she is Wei Xiaobao’s fiancée. This kind of status is arrogant to everyone, but in my opinion she should be the biggest!
Wei Xiaobao asked coldly: "By the way, since you are a cousin, why can Shuang'er recognize you but you don't recognize her? Isn't it strange?"
"It's nothing weird," I quoted according to the classics: "You know, there is a saying called the Eighteenth Change of Women, this is actually the case: she has changed so much in the past few years, I didn't recognize it at all! "
Wei Xiaobao was startled and said, "Shuang'er can't get plastic surgery, right?"
Shuang'er and I shook our heads repeatedly and said in unison: "Don't worry, it's definitely not!" Shuang'er also promised by the way: "I just braced my teeth at most, so my face has changed!"
Wei Xiaobao was relieved: "Then I understand. I've heard about this. It is said that there is a female celebrity called Despicable. No wonder the cousin doesn't know him anymore!"
Shuang'er and I were in sync again and affirmed together: "Yes, that's it!"
I took advantage of this opportunity to shed my suspicion and gave Wei Xiaobao advice. At the same time, I hope to find an opportunity to ask Shuang'er who she is. After all, this size is a matter. Seeing that now that we have figured out everything, we should find a place to eat, even if you are not hungry, I can't hold it anymore!"
Wei Xiaobao readily agreed, and took a look around and took us straight to the largest restaurant in town... Anyway, it is the largest among the piles that can be seen. Lord Wei is not short of money and naturally chooses the best. That's it!
The restaurant is divided into two floors. Upstairs and downstairs are full of guests at their respective tables. It seems that there is no room. We greeted the second as soon as we stopped. Before we could speak, Sir Alex had already rewarded the silver, and the second immediately We happily took us to a seat by the window, arranged various dishes, fruits and vegetables, and it didn't matter if Wei Xiaobao accepted all of them.
Shuang'er and I have similar thoughts, and both want to find a chance to talk about Wei Xiaobao’s inconvenience. Who knows that Ren Xiaobao didn’t give him a chance at all. He even happily went with me when I said to go to the bathroom. , It made me really have no choice but to look back and think about a solution. At this time, the dishes were already served as if they were first-class water. Anyway, I am so hungry that I won't be tossing about it. I will fill my stomach first!
When I was eating happily, I suddenly saw a person coming in at the door, with a beastly appearance, dressed in a pleated group robe with a carefree body, full of hostility between his brows, and he ran to the table without saying a word, sat down, stretched out his hand and patted: "Mantou beef, hurry up!"
Before Xiao Er could talk to the table, these two quit first. It turned out that these two wore swords and swords in the waist and hips, and they seemed to be martial arts people. Let's come to the table-Xiao Er, you are not allowed to serve him, or I will destroy your restaurant!"
The shop Xiaoer stayed on the spot, frowning and said: "I didn't say I want to go..."
Fan Seng gave a cold snort, and suddenly stretched out a finger to volley towards the wine cup on the table, and then saw that the top half of the wine cup fell off by itself. The cut was smoother and smoother than the knife cut. The bit was so horrified that he couldn't hold his chopsticks anymore, no longer caring about the big words just said, hurriedly got up and slipped away...
Fan Seng said lightly: "Stop!"
The two hadn't made three steps before they heard these words and immediately stood up like a mouse and a cat, and then turned around with a weeping face, tearfully said: "We are wrong, Master, if your lord has a lot, please forgive us once. It’s all to blame for our eyes and ignorance of Mount Tai to spray manure, so you can do it, just let us go as a fart!"
Fan Seng said calmly: "I don't plan to do anything to you."
"Then, what do you mean by us..." The two grandsons were dumbfounded: "Talk to you!"
Fan Seng frowned and said, "You give the money for the meal anyway. I will eat two buns and a pile of beef, and I will buy you such a big table. You have to be shameless!"
The two of them were stunned, and hurriedly closed the money for the meal, and then rushed out of the restaurant in an extremely embarrassing manner.
The shop Xiaoer quickly delivered steamed buns and beef, and was about to leave, but Fan Seng suddenly stopped him, took the picture scroll from his arms and opened it in front of him, and asked, "Has this person seen it recently?"
Although Xiaoer Dian didn't know what the great monk's actions meant, but seeing the two men fled, he roughly guessed the monk's abilities. After a closer look, he immediately smiled and shook his head: "Master, this man has never seen him before."
"Yeah!" Fan Seng nodded, then stuffed the picture scroll in his hand, and ordered: "Go to the table and ask them, tell them, as long as anyone knows where this person is or has seen him recently, I have a dozen gold The reward for the money, go!"
How dare you fail to follow me? I started with the picture scroll...
Soon this scroll came to me. Upon closer inspection, it was a handsome and handsome boy. Although I didn’t know him, I always felt a little familiar when I looked at him. I didn’t wait for me to think of Shuang’er but yelled softly. Voice: "Oh, isn't this Uncle Wolf?"
I was stunned when I saw it again, hey, don’t tell me, this young man looks like Uncle Wolf. If he kicked his face and beard and then was twenty years younger, it would be just a mold — "Don’t talk!" Suddenly a flash of light flashed in my mind and immediately drank Shuang'er, and said nervously, "Don't be heard."
"Or let's just leave," Wei Xiaobao was more careful than me, and said directly: "Find a carriage and go, don't let this monk find out that you know this person-this foreign monk is much more difficult to deal with than our Shaolin!"
"Okay, let's go!" We checked out and left immediately. During this process, I secretly observed that the fan monk did not move, but I was not sure whether he heard it or not. I could only secretly pray that the monk would hear it, otherwise there would be someone better than us. The news of drew his attention even more-it would be even better if someone could find out the whereabouts of that son-in-law!
But this good wish came to no avail. We saw this monk as soon as our carriage drove out of the town. He stood straight in the middle of the road, held the reins while waving his hands, and pulled the galloping horse alive. Said: "Say, did you hide Duan Yu?"
"Duan Yu?" I was stunned, and blurted out like Fuyou Xinsheng: "Are you Kumachi?"
Fan Seng was happy: "It seems I guessed right, you really came to save him!"
"This matter has nothing to do with me!" I almost cried on the spot: "We didn't come to save him at all, we just owe it to you. Can you stop being so clever?" (End of this chapter)