Wei Xiaobao is not tall and can barely move in the carriage. He followed and took a look at the window. He was instantly horrified: "No, this is surrounded by lamas. They want to search for the car!"
After finishing talking, there was already a second voice from the big fat lama: "We want to search for cars!"
"I'm pooh!" We stared together from Wei Xiaobao, and scolded: "You crow's mouth!"
Wei Xiaobao said innocently: "Is this something weird, do you think I am a'good and bad spirit'?" He grabbed the corner of my clothes and tugged, and said anxiously: "Unlucky, you want something. Is there any way, we can rely on you!"
In fact, when I was stopped, I was shocked. I was relieved when I realized that it was a lama who was searching for it. Then I remembered that I was not driving today. I immediately thought of a way: "There is a way! You go out for a while, and you can pull anything, and I will come out after I make preparations!"
Wei Xiaobao said with a sad face: "What am I going out to say, what if I get beaten to death when I show up?"
"That won't!" I quickly relieved his heart: "This grandson looks like Yue Yunpeng, so foolish, how could you be killed when you go out? In this way, you go out and ask him directly and who is the procedure for blocking the road to search for cars. Sent... In a word, according to the principle of political axe, the Gang is online, let him prove that the formalities are legal!"
"What if you can't tell by any chance?" Wei Xiaobao began to move out, but still worried in his heart: "What if it is really legal?"
"Then you can ask him to prove that he is the one who gave it to you. This trick has been used by many of our units, so that you can rest assured!"
Wei Xiaobao finally plucked up the courage to rush out, and immediately heard their exchange:
"Comrade, we have no objection to your car search, but we need to see your proof of blocking the road to search the car, right?"
"What is it?" The fat lama said directly: "Do you still need something to search for your car?"
"Then, this is illegal for you!" Wei Xiaobao smiled and said, "I will explain to you, we all have civil rights, right? We have personal freedom and basic rights protection, so you are not legally formalized. Our car cannot be searched under circumstance, which is inconsistent with the current concept of governing the country by law!"
"This..." The fat lama was suddenly at a loss: "Then we won't search!"
The rest of us: "... This turn is turning too fast too!"
Although Xiaobao’s Huyou Fat Lama’s pass was not what we expected, we were naturally happy to succeed, so we immediately called him to get in the car and prepare to flash people, but at this moment, there was a voice from the side: "Why! Why not? searched?"
Looking at it, the person in his thirties is over 30 years old, with a fluttering robe and belts, his looks are flying and handsome, but the expression on his face looks annoying. There is a posture of a nouveau riche who has entered the city and bought an LV, for fear. Others didn't know that he had the idea-he walked out arrogantly, squinted at the fat lama while flapping the fan, and said with a strange air: "Brother, don't you plan to check the car in this posture?"
The fat lama smiled awkwardly, and said casually: "Aren't we out of formalities, it's illegal..."
"Procedures? Who said we need what procedures?" The arrogant man smiled and said without a smile: "We are the road tyrants and road tyrants, how come-Master's words are orders, give me orders, who the hell will not accept tenderness!"
From the answers between these two people, it can be seen that the fat lama is obviously the brother of the arrogant man, but I don’t know for what reason, but the arrogant man has overpowered him. He is much more arrogant and powerful. He orders everyone. The lama immediately sang in unison, and rushed towards the carriage without saying a word...
What they never expected was that I was ready for this dialogue!
The lamas had just gathered around the carriage before they did anything. The curtain of the car suddenly opened. Xingdian and I suddenly came out of the carriage and jumped down. Both were covered in black cloth and dressed in plain clothes. The lamas suddenly stepped away. When I was in the neutral position, we were ready to light up our weapons. Just watch Xingdian and I stretch out one hand, spread it out, and reveal a dark, shiny black iron token in the palms, and said together: "Xia Ke Island rewards good and punishes evil. , I would like to ask your heads to come out and take orders. This year, Laba will go to Xia Ke Island to have a bowl of Laba porridge!"
"what!"
Everyone, including the fat lama and the arrogant man, was shocked, and said in amazement, "Are you rewarding good and punishing evil?"
I kept my eyes open and said, "Don't talk nonsense, where is your master?"
"Master, Master is still sleeping in the house, let us..." The fat lama answered honestly. He was poked under the armpit by the arrogant man next to him as soon as he said two words. He immediately stopped and watched. The grandson accompanied him with a smile and said, "Oh, it's all due to the recklessness of the brother, who actually stopped the car of the two messengers. I'm really sorry-uh, what a coincidence. My master has recently been reluctant to accept diarrhea, so he went back to Tubo. , I don’t know if I come back, look at this..."
"How did I hear that your master is nearby?" I reluctantly said, "Don't you fool us?"
"How dare, how dare!" The arrogant man straightened up immediately, swearing to the heavens and the earth: "I Huo Du is known as the smart and intelligent surname Zhuge, honest and reliable young man, I will never deceive, I can use me Reputation guarantee!"
I was secretly funny in my heart, but it was a pity that I pretended to punish the evil so that I couldn’t laugh. I could only hold back my strength. In this regard, Xingdian was much luckier than me. I was always full of joy, and no one could see this. Whether the smile is ridiculing or not smiling, it’s not a little bit more refreshing than me—it’s so easy for me to hold back this energy, and then re-opened: "If this is the case, then we won’t wait, anyway. The Western Regions go to Xixia Qingfengtang, and see you again when that time comes!"
As I said, I looked around with my eyes looking at the world, and the two grandsons were so full of fur. I was relieved when I said that I was going to leave. I immediately rushed to the lamas and said, "Why are you still stunned? Didn’t you hear that the two envoys are leaving? Give the way out!"
The monks suddenly came across and stood on the side of the road, neatly and collectively bowed: "Respectfully send the two messengers home!" They also cleverly told us about the road conditions and sold well: "Two messengers, be careful. , There’s a camera in front, don’t speed up!"
I hummed heavily, and He Xingdian returned to the car, and shouted directly inside: "Get in the car, let's go!"
Wei Xiaobao rushed back to the car, and the coachman recovered from the story of the turning point, and hurriedly waved his whip and shouted: "Drive!" The wheels gradually started to turn, and I was breathing quietly in the car. He took a long breath: "Huh, I'm finally crippled!"
Before I could finish, Wei Xiaobao suddenly grabbed my arm and looked out the car window, "Here's another person!"
I glanced at it subconsciously, and my face changed drastically—the newcomer wearing a red pleated group and a cockscomb hat, followed by dozens of lamas, just from the look they admired, I knew it was not. A simple character-but the most special thing is that there are a few hoops hung on her body, thick and big, it looks like a Michelin tire!
"Is this the legendary Golden Wheel Fa King Zhou Jie?" I instantly reacted: "That arrogant boy called himself Huo Du, isn't this the fucking three apprentices of the Golden Wheel Fa King-oh, I didn't expect it to be him. This is really fucking!"
This is the saddest thing in life. I usually buy lottery tickets and bet big and small and I have never won even five dollars, but this kind of unlucky thing is a good guess. I just guessed the identity of the King of the Golden Wheel. Brother Huo Du has already fart. Dianpidian greeted him. After a few words, Zhou Jie's face sank for an instant, and he sneered: "You said the car is rewarding good and punishing evil?"
"Yes, Master, I have all seen the black iron token!" Huo Du reported: "Their looks are similar to the legend-the silly big man with a smiley face and the silly roe deer with a stern face are exactly the same!"
"If they were to reward the good and punish the evil, who did you meet at the foot of the mountain?" King Jinlun turned his hand, and two black iron tokens identical to mine also appeared in his hand, seeing Huo Du and Daer. Ba's eyes were straight, and Dalba was shocked in an instant: "Master, when have you become an envoy?"
"Being a fart, this is a token received by the master, that is to say, I have to go to drink Laba porridge!" Jinlun Fawang had a good attitude towards this stupid apprentice. Although he was dissatisfied, he said two things, and then he turned towards us. Pointing to his car, he simply said: "The person in the car is so behaving that there is no silver three hundred taels here, go! Get me the person in the car!"
The lamas again screamed and rushed forward. The only difference from the last time is that Hordu Darba, who stood by the side and watched the show last time, has also become a kid at this time. He is also active and proactive in order to show his merit in front of the master. The front of the carriage just got up!
"Get ready," I said solemnly: "We are ready to fight!"
The carriage stopped abruptly, and then Huo Du sneered outside the carriage: "Brother, you are so courageous, you dare to entertain us-let's say, do you come out and die by yourself or wait for my brother to smash the car? Come out and die again?"
The coachman immediately twisted his neck and yelled at us: "Please let me down. I have not paid off the loan for this car. If I want to smash it where I can get the money to buy another one!"
"Amitabha! Let's get off!"
Under the leadership of the old monk Yulin, we got out of the car one by one and were immediately surrounded by people. A lama we knew immediately leaned over to report to the King of the Golden Wheel: "Bao Dawang! We found Tang Seng... Uh no, we found it OK The trail of the idiot monk!"
King Golden Wheel Fa masterfully said: "Except for the old monk, no one else will stay!"
"Yes!" The lamas rushed up immediately!
After experiencing the last gang fight on the rooftop, I have my own unique insights into this kind of melee. According to common sense, there must be a big boss who needs someone to be positive, and usually as long as it is not the role of the hero and the heroine. Going is to meet one and die, so I have to choose the right person. Besides, I’m not in danger. The shrimp soldier and crab can only kill the unnamed characters in the book. Its place!
But the Golden Wheel Fa King didn't do anything, so we can only deal with Xiaoyou all.
Chengguan confronted Huodu, Yulin confronted Dalba, Xingdian protected Xingzhi and retreated. If we count all the lamas by the number of people, we will return to Wei Xiaobao and I, and the fighting will be the smoke of gunpowder. —We were almost beaten to death!
King Jinlunfa looked at him for a few times, and then he paid attention to Chengguan and Yulin. He didn’t know whether it was because of the itchy hands of the two of them, or because he was afraid that his apprentice would take it. Get out of the way and try these two skills for your teacher!"
With a bang, all the lamas retreated and left us in the middle. Everyone has the right to guard against the attacks of the King of the Golden Wheel. He walked proudly and slowly, and counted in front of him. The crowd suddenly waved their hands, and four of the wheels hung on their shoulders flew out of the wheel around him dribbling around, flickering endlessly!
Yulin solemnly said: "Be careful! He is sure to be extremely high with his qi to defend his husband, and he will definitely be shocked later. Everyone must work together to ensure the safety of Master Xingchi. Don't be careless!"
Chengguan Xingdian responded in unison, and at the same time moved closer to Master Xingchi. Seeing this situation, King Jinlun couldn’t help showing a proud look on his face, “Don’t be foolish, let’s not say that you can’t resist my skill. , Even the name, I guess you have never heard of it before. If you want to survive, you should surrender honestly, hand over the old emperor, and I will let you make a living!"
The lamas suddenly clamored, and the group went into a crash. Chengguan and the others looked at each other, because they really didn’t know the name of this kung fu—at this moment, I couldn’t help but screamed: "Don’t brag. , Aren't you the fucking Audi?"
The King of Falun Gong glanced at me and ignored me...
but!
Almost at the same time he was looking at me, there was applause from outside the mountain gate, and someone laughed and said: "That's great, why isn't your fourth ring Audi? Why bother, my sister is here to help you!"
Looking at it, two people came swiftly down the mountain. The first is a pair of time-space chickens, the other is a five-and-three-thin man, heroic and mighty in his fifties, and behind him are a large group of variously dressed rivers and lakes. The man, I was dumbfounded when I saw it: "The meaning of what I said was like Sister Dongfang, but how did he get on his own body, is this weird?"
Sister Dongfang brought people here quickly, and before I asked, the countless people behind him yelled: "Sun Moon God teaches Wencheng Wude, Ze is driven by the director of the common sacred church!"
Uh, the invincibility of the East has turned into let me do it, is this fucking too fucking? (End of this chapter)