The purpose of these lamas is actually very clear. It is to catch the old monk Xingchi and threaten Kangxi. There is nothing to say without saying that the purpose is strong, but it is a bit different to me-everyone, don’t forget, the tire repair week Jie also snatched Princess Xixia’s recipe, I can’t forget about this!
Seeing a deserted temple at the foot of the mountain, I pointed towards that place: "Well, brothers take a break for a while, and look good on the lama. I will lead the leader and ask, see how exactly does Ya Ting know the emperor? Monk news."
Chengguan Yulin nodded slightly, greeted Xingdian to help the old monk sit and rest, but the gang of men from the rivers and lakes of Heimuya didn't say a word. I glanced at Sister Dongfang, she nodded slightly, and then a thunderous answer sounded: "The decree of the holy priest!"
My intention was to lift King Golden Wheel Fa King to wake up, but I decided to forget it when I took a look at that one. People who grew up eating beef and mutton had good physical fitness. Suggested: "Why don't we wake him up tenderly?"
"Okay," Sister Dongfang said indifferently: "You come."
I followed the tricks that I usually learned on TV. I slapped people and slapped people. After tossing for a long time, this girl was still like a dead pig and motionless. When I was in a hurry, I just poured the water in the water sac on it. After Yasun puffed up, she stood up: "Why, it's raining?"
But then he saw me and Sister Dongfang with smiles in front of him. With luck, he immediately understood the current situation: "You sealed my acupuncture points?"
"No, you are a sequelae of fainting needles, but you reminded me-the acupuncture points have not been clicked yet!" Sister Dongfang poked her fingers a few times and clapped her hands: "Okay, you should be satisfied now!"
King Jinlunfa regrets his intestines are blue, and he slaps his face with a big ear: "My mouth, owe it!"
"Stop talking nonsense, come with me, buddy, if I have something to ask you."
The King of Falun Gong honestly walked towards the Shanshen Temple under the escort of Sister Dongfang and I. As one of us, Chronicles naturally followed. Wei Xiaobao immediately became anxious: "Why are you going with us? The responsibility is to serve Master Xingzhi!"
"You don't know women too much," Shuang'er threw away without replying: "Women's nature is gossip, I can't help it!"
Wei Xiaobao was at a loss for words. I don't know what kind of mentality he was in. He quickly followed, and rushed directly to my side. I casually said, "Why are you here too? The old emperor won't be with me anymore?"
"I'm afraid that you won't be able to judge things if you have no experience?" Wei Xiaobao said sternly: "I have experience in this matter, so I will help you in particular-look okay when the time comes!"
The ruined temple was only one or two hundred meters away from the main road. We arrived soon after entering. Before we could speak, Wei Xiaobao had picked up a thick branch from the ground, drew out a dagger, and slashed it away, and soon it became a double. Chopsticks, then said viciously: "Man, do you want to become a stick?"
I thought that the King of the Golden Wheel would be frightened by this dagger, but he didn't know that the King of the Golden Wheel was arrogant as the national teacher of Tubo. Seeing this, he didn't make a difference and said indifferently: "Oh, then I don't know what a stick is?"
Wei Xiaobao said hesitantly: "It's easy, cut off your two arms, and also cut off your ears and nose, and all the protruding objects all over your body are cut off. Then it will become a stick. Would you like to try it?"
After speaking, he took the dagger and wiped it on the face of King Jinlun Fawang, his face remained unchanged, and he calmly said: "You might as well kill me with a single knife!"
Wei Xiaobao stared: "No, I'm going to cut you into a stick!"
"Then it's up to you," Jinlun Fa Wang simply closed his eyes, "I can control what you want?"
Wei Xiaobao: "..."
He looked at me a little embarrassedly, "This grandson doesn't eat hard or soft!"
"Forget it, let me do it," I borrowed a needle directly from Sister Dongfang to hold it, and went up to pat the King of the Golden Wheel: "Guys, take a look at this."
King Jinlunfa opened his eyes, and then showed a ghostly expression. The sweat beads on his nose suddenly came out, and he said in horror: "Don't pierce me, don't pierce me-please don't pierce me, you can do whatever you want. Just beg you don't pierce me..."
I moved the needle back for a while, and the Golden Wheel Fa King’s breathing calmed a little bit closer, and his face became white and sweaty again, and his entire lips were white. I was hidden behind the golden needle by my hand, look. Look at him and said: "Fang, your problem with fainting needles is not minor, it's the root cause of the disease?"
"Dizzy?" Jinlun Fawang was taken aback: "Isn't my kidney deficiency?"
US:"… "
I asked with the mentality of treating illnesses and saving people: "Do you usually feel dizzy when you see sharp objects, sweat, your heart beats faster, and sometimes you feel weak in your hands and feet?"
"Yes, all in!" Jinlun Fawang exclaimed, "Is it really faint?" He thought about it and immediately bit his teeth and said fiercely: "I was mistaken by a quack doctor. I knew I would not eat so much roast. I have a waist!"
"It's useless to eat kidneys. You can only get over the problem of fainting needles slowly," I warned him: "If you encounter needles in the future, you can do it. Your problem is prone to complications, and you will become a chicken by then. Claw wind is not cured."
King Jinlun looked at me gratefully, then coldly slapped his legs and said loudly: "No wonder I always win or lose in the fight with Xiaolongnu. It turned out that in this case, once she used the jade bee needle, my combat effectiveness was greatly reduced. Now I can count. Understood."
"Don't forget that there is Li Mochou," I reminded him: "There is also acupuncture-you can't enjoy this cultural gem."
The King of Falun Gong nodded obediently, and said with a serious face: "Well, since you helped me find this problem, I should repay you too. If you want to know what you ask, do you want to know why we are here to catch Xingzhi? Monk?"
"Who is so rare!" I simply said: "I want you to bet the recipe from the Xixia Palace. If you give it to me, we will count the two, how about it?"
"Cookbook?" Jinlun Fawang said in amazement: "Why do you want this..." His eyes moved suddenly, and he was a little excited: "Do you know how to solve the martial arts secrets in the cookbook?"
I hesitated: "Uh, this..."
"I can give you the recipe. I don't understand it anyway, but I just want to know what the secret is, whether it is internal or external, or else it is a treasure map for finding the secrets?" Seeing I hesitate, the King Jinlun immediately stated With his own attitude, solemnly said: "You can tell me about it, otherwise I can't eat and sleep even if I return to Tubo. It's not as good as fainting me in the Central Plains!"
"Unexpectedly, you are still a technical house," I sighed: "Actually, I only know one thing and don't know the other. You can show it to me to know what it is."
King Golden Wheel Falun Gong immediately took out a thin silk cloth from his personal pocket and handed it over, and I unfolded it—
As soon as the handwriting on the silk fabric jumped into my eyes, there was a bang in my mind, the legendary system automatically popped up like a small advertisement when opening a webpage, and the number of lines flew into my eyes. :
"Congratulations, you have obtained the recipe for the full table of the gods and ghosts "** Carry". Please observe the recipe by yourself!"
"The fascination is one of the six martial arts in the full table of gods and ghosts. The main raw material is... After cooking, the aroma is tangy and refreshing. It has a huge improvement effect on all kinds of diarrhea, constipation, hemorrhoids-all diseases related to **, it is a rare good product)
Specific steps: writing this point is to make up the number of characters, let's continue to omit...
Effect: 1. As mentioned above, treat the ** disease;
2. If a legendary person in the world with a smile on the rivers and lakes eats this dish, he can understand the essence of the world’s first jerk "** Collection". This jerk and "Sunflower Collection" are sisters to each other. After someone learns the sunflower collection, for the love of others For happiness, you can also practice "The Book of Sunflowers", so that the lives of the two people will be blessed-in short, if you want to practice magical skills, you must first come from the palace. This is indispensable, and you must also practice "The Book of Sunflowers." As a foundation, it is really a must-have for the world's beauty, glass, and gay!
… After this passage was translated, the performances of the individuals among us were quite different. For example, Wei Xiaobao didn’t understand at all, and Shuang’er went out with a carefree attitude. Only the King of Falun Gong and Sister Dongfang showed completely different expressions. The attitude and look are absolutely unique!
King Golden Wheel Falun Gong was stunned for a long time, and he stomped his feet suddenly, spitting heavily on the ground, and said angrily: "It's bad luck. If I knew it was this secret, I won't grab it. If this guy is going to spread it, can I still be a human being?"
I was dissatisfied: "Even if you are upset, don't say bad luck — I forgot to introduce yourself. My name is bad luck. Can you say something else next time!"
Sister Dongfang looked up at the sky forty-five degrees with a fascinating face, with tears in her eyes and a slight trembling of her mouth, she seemed to be very excited. It took him a long time to hear him mutter: "I finally know why Brother Lian didn't like to come back. Oh, it turns out, I haven’t practiced my magical skills yet..."
He suddenly turned his head and grabbed my hand, and said excitedly: "Why, you must make this dish for my sister, please!"
"Don't worry, I don't dare to taste this dish except for you," I also said with certainty: "Who the hell knows if this thing has any sequelae, I definitely don't taste it anyway!"
Because I helped Jinlun Fawang analyze the causes of the fainting needles, we have completely turned our enemies into friends after we came out. Jinlun Fawang looked at me with admiration in his eyes. Sometimes I even thought he would accept me as the eldest brother. But in the end he held it back, only vowing to me when he left: "Unlucky, I..."
"You still call me why do you need it, I won't use the word bad luck tomorrow."
"Well, why bother, you will be a friend of our Tubo people in the future, just ask me wherever I am useful!"
"As long as you don't help them continue to do evil, remember-don't eat big kidneys anymore, cholesterol is too high!" (End of this chapter)