At the moment when the fat man was crying and crying and his face was about to scream, the thin man got a basin from nowhere, and hurriedly took the antidote to the ground together with the mud and sand, and the basin suddenly became muddy— Ah actually mixed up all the water, and there was half a bowl of dark, greasy soup and water inside. It seemed to be disgusting, but the fat man noticed: "Hey, this way is good—"
He smiled and grinned at me: "Brother He, shouldn't the effect of this medicine be affected?"
"It's easy to say, but..." I frowned, "Do you think they can drink this thing?"
He looked into the basin and thought he felt unreliable, so he turned his head and smiled bitterly at the thin man: "Man, where did you get this basin? The way is good, but this... What do you call me? Give someone a drink!"
The thin face didn't change his color and said, "The corner of the house."
I sucked in a deep breath: "Dude, isn't this a urinal?"
Everyone sweated violently on their backs, and then the group was silent, and they all thought about it and ignored it...
Then, our sister Dongfang, who was afraid that the world would not be chaotic, but accepted new ideas, said: "I have a trick."
"Say it!" I asked hurriedly, "Do you remember the way Dege's survival in the wilderness is filtered?"
"No, I don't watch that kind of tasteless TV," Sister Dongfang rolled her eyes and said: "I mean, you divide this thing into small cups, and draw a Western-style appearance on the cups, telling them that they are from Persia. The western antidote specializes in all kinds of dissatisfaction, and the name is coffee—isn’t that all right?"
The fat man continued to be dumbfounded: "But this smell..."
Sister Dongfang looked around, her face was joyful, and she walked to the root of the wall without saying anything, picked up a branch and picked up a bunch of things and came back. It was dark and smelly, and it looked like it should be the defecation of some small animal—we Zhang Before she yelled out her mouth, she threw the shit directly into the basin and stirred it. The branches fluttered and slapped the ashes on her hands: "Is this the head office?"
The fat man went crazy directly: "Just now no one drank it and you got into the shit! Brother, are you helping me or hurting me!"
Sister Dongfang said strangely: "Of course I help you! You didn't say anything just now, now I found one for you-tell them that this is absolutely 100% natural shit coffee, which is of the same origin as cat shit coffee. , And absolutely natural, environmentally friendly, and pollution-free-worthy of the name, you can swear by patting your chest!"
"but… "
The fat man wanted to say something, but I couldn't wait any longer, so I could only interrupt him suddenly: "It's OK, it's all like this, what do you want to do? Drinking shit is better than being killed by a Mongolian. , You have to experience the spirit-let's not say, we save people, you can figure it out!"
After finishing talking, Sister Dongfang and I got on the horse directly and walked away. From the rearview mirror on the horse’s ears, we could see that after standing at the door for a long time, the two finally stomped in with a basin...
The two of us were speeding towards the north of the city, and soon we saw the flames flourishing. Qiao Feng Azhu was standing on the eaves of a half-burned porch, and countless Mongolian soldiers around were desperately crawling towards the roof. It seemed that it would not last long—but What is strange is that Al-Zhu is desperately picking up the roof tiles and throwing them down, but Qiao Feng's grotesque hands are folded and squeezed a sword finger, he behaves in front of him, closed his eyes, stood with his left foot, and desperately with his right foot. Stomped and stomped on the roof...
I know very well that after Li Dazui was attached to Qiao Feng, although his internal strength was still the same, he did not have any tricks and luck. The maximum effort he could exert was not half that of Qiao Feng himself. It was like a three-bungee farmer who was accustomed to using it. The owner of F1 has changed to an F1 car, even though he is full of horsepower, he still can’t show it. It’s normal to face the massive Mongolian army, but what is he doing in this posture? Are we not Hokage and still need to seal it
Before I could figure it out, our whereabouts had been discovered by the Mongolian army in the periphery. A large number of soldiers rushed over, brandishing weapons and scumbags, yelling in a mess, "Hand in your guns, don’t kill." , We treat captives kindly..."
"You are surrounded..."
"Don't do unnecessary resistance anymore..."
"Put down the butcher knife and become a Buddha on the spot..."
Sister Dongfang and I stared at each other and were stunned. For a moment, we watched Sister Dongfang rise up like a whirlwind. With a wave of our hands, countless rubble on the ground was stirred up towards the Mongolian sergeant, and a large piece of it was instantly overturned!
The Mongolian army was startled, and retreated like a swishing tide...
Based on the principle of the enemy entering and fighting, the enemy retreating and I chasing, we rushed towards the house guarded by Qiao Feng Azhu along the direction of their retreat. Sister Dongfang relied on her incomparable internal skills to take the enemy into a blockbuster. The fighting power was comparable to the Green machine gun loaded with fire. The Mongolian army suffered heavy casualties and retreats. The remaining soldiers saw that the situation was not good. Apart from anything else, they immediately scrambled and fled, waved their sleeves, no Take away half of the wounded...
At this time, the fire was almost burning to the eaves. When Ah Zhu saw us retreating from the Mongolian army, he shook Qiao Feng to wake him up suddenly. In his eyes with surprises, Qiao Feng took her down from the roof immediately, and then, After brewing, the fire of the granary finally revealed its hideous face, and began to burn unscrupulously-a single spark can start a prairie fire, and since a prairie prairie fire, it will not be extinguished!
After coming down, the two of them patted their chests and rejoiced. A Zhu gasped and said, "Brother Ho, let me be my eldest brother. Fortunately, you are here, we almost couldn't get out."
"I was just about to ask you, what the hell did this happen?" I asked in amazement: "Where are so many Mongolian soldiers, the barracks are not enough or are they exposed?"
"Neither," Qiao Feng said annoyedly: "It's just that they didn't eat together at all. They ate two times, and the attack occurred before they started after eating!"
"The Mongolian army also divides this?"
"The Mongolian army is not divided, but not all of the fucking barracks are official employees of the Mongolian army. There are also some temporary workers. It is said that when the massacre was condemned by public opinion, they came out with a scapegoat!" Qiao Feng wanted to cry without tears tightly. He clenched his fist and said angrily: "These people are all dressed in the same way, how do I know!"
I can only persuade him: "It's okay, this kind of thing has happened throughout the ages, and you're pretty light-if you have a chance, you will find out where I am. It's the same everywhere!"
Qiao Feng was stunned: "Really?"
Sister Dongfang and I said in unison: "Absolutely true!"
"Then I can rest assured!" Qiao Feng exhaled, and his emotions gradually calmed down: "Doing this quintessence of the country for a long time!"
"But—" I took this opportunity to ask: "What did you mean by just closing your eyes and stomping your feet if you don't run or fight, you won't tell me that you can do Hokage's tricks, right?"
"That's not true," Qiao Feng was a little ashamed: "I can't fight this if there are too many people. I fled to the roof and watched the fire grow stronger, so I wondered if I could use other methods to increase my skill, I hope I can bring Ah Zhu with me. Escape?"
"Is this way of closing my eyes to increase skill?" I doubted: "Aren't you taking drugs?"
Qiao Feng hurriedly said: "I promise not, this is a real trick-although it did not succeed this time, you can rest assured that I have learned the main moves and movements, and I promise to do it next time!"
"What's the trick?" Sister Dongfang said impatiently: "You can just talk to people, right?"
"This trick is called please God!" Qiao Feng said seriously: "I learned it on TV?"
"Please God..." I didn't respond to the download address of the 31st novel app: "What is this?"
"Uh, there seems to be a saying about this trick, it's called smashing!"
Sister Dongfang and I suddenly said, "Uh, fucking..."
God fighting is also known as the upper body of the god. According to records, it is a way of inviting the upper body of the god. After the success of the god, the power of the god can be used to display extraordinary combat power, and even go up to the sword and go to the pan. , The power is infinite and not afraid of pain-I don't know how Qiao Feng would see this kind of thing. To be honest, this girl is too unreliable!
In order to completely sever his futile trick and bring him back to the right path, although reluctant, I had to talk to him. The purpose is to bring him back from the wrong path. Simply speak directly:
"It's not that I said you, do you really think that the method just now can invite God?"
Qiao Feng said in amazement, "Isn't it possible? I watch TV like this!"
I sighed heavily, shook my head and said, "Could you not be so naive, if this method can invite gods, who can still learn martial arts, do you think about it?"
Qiao Feng continued to be stunned: "Uh..."
"Yes, as a member of the martial arts, and a member of the martial arts with a deep foundation, your idea just now really shouldn't be, it's naive and ridiculous!" Sister Dongfang also said with a solemn expression: "I can tell you very responsibly: you are wrong!"
Under the double attack of Sister Dongfang and I, Qiao Feng thought for a while, as if finally reflecting on it, he lowered his head in shame: "I, I understand..."
"Then do you know which point you are most wrong about?" I reluctantly continued to ask: "Now that you understand, then you should know."
Qiao Feng squinted his eyes for a moment, then hesitated: "Please God's time is wrong?"
I was mad directly: "What the hell is the time wrong..." Because of this guy's inattention, I was almost insane, and I almost closed it in a breathless breath. I could only gasp and point to Sister Dongfang. : "You, you give him, say, talk about..."
Sister Dongfang naturally understood what I meant. She immediately spoke: "Have you ever heard of asking God to stand on the roof?" She glanced at Qiao Feng with some kind of hatred for iron and steel, and said: "Please God is the most basic. The only thing is that you must be down-to-earth to use the power of the gods. If you climb on the roof to ask the gods, you think you are a monkey!?"
Qiao Feng and A Zhu were dumbfounded: "Huh?"
"Yes, that's the reason!" I tried to smooth my breath, and immediately added: "Remember next time, please God must be down to earth, unless you are the Qitian Great Sage of the invitation-but please He, you have to climb the tree, you can't stand on the roof at all!"
Speaking of this, Sister Dongfang and I looked at each other and smiled, and said together: "In fact, we all know this and know more than you!"
Qiao Feng's whole body shook violently, and finally burst into tears and said: "It should be like this for a long time-buddy can be regarded as meeting an expert today!" (End of this chapter)