The Ghost Chef

Chapter 295: Ava, what's the meaning of Adulu

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Faced with the resentment and indignation in the eyes of the heroes, I didn't know where the inspiration came from, and suddenly changed a happy expression, thrilled and thumped at everyone with excitement, and laughed up to the sky: "Okay! I'm waiting for him— Everyone, the Tartar Cavalry was fooled!"

Qunhao was stunned for a moment: "...Hurry up, this grandson is scared!"

I said loudly: "Everyone, don't rush away. This is already in my plan. Stay calm, everyone, you will know why right away... How many cavalry?"

"Over one hundred… "

"Isn't this going to end?" My eyebrows were instantly happy, and as soon as my mind turned, I found practical routines, and they were all tricks used by net writers to be so bad that no one except the ancients could fool it: "Everyone, shoulder to shoulder, kill more than a hundred cavalry, and then we change into their clothes and horses, won't we be able to pass through the enemy-occupied area to Xiangyang generously?"

As soon as he said this, Qunhao suddenly slammed, and the two of them immediately became excited as if they were beaten with blood. Knifes, guns, swords, swords, axes, knives and forks appeared in their hands instantly, and they were screaming and ready to pounce on and draw—this is the key. At that moment, my heroic character was revealed. I didn’t have any impulse or carelessness. Instead, I waved and commanded again: “Don’t go up, we’ll stay on the slope and lie down on the slope, and run down the slope as bait with injuries, and other people lie in ambush. Let's do it again when they all rush down, Bao Yuan'er!"

The heads of the various schools and factions immediately acted and started to arrange the positions according to their own staff. I called Dongfang Sister and Qiao Feng and the others, and said: "Two, I have a very important task. It needs someone to do it. It can be said that the victory or defeat of the entire battle basically depends on the success of this task. I can't trust it to others. You can see if you two can..."

Before I could finish talking, Qiao Feng immediately stood upright with enthusiasm, and said proudly: "Is it the officer who assassinated them? Don't worry, I promise to complete the task!"

"Uh, this..."

Sister Dongfang didn’t wait for me to speak, and interjected indifferently: “What can kill one or two officers to influence the situation of the battle? In my opinion, why should I want us to intercept the fleeing cavalry? , But why bother since you said that, we must try our best not to let them escape to report the letter, we must kill this place as much as possible!"

Hearing the sound of horseshoes approaching in the distance, I didn’t go around in circles, and simply said rudely: "Can you promise to listen to me and never go over? The military orders during the war are like a mountain, can the two be wronged for the sake of more than one hundred class brothers? once?"

The two looked at each other, and then turned to look at me, nodding their heads: "Okay! We follow the command in all our actions!"

I said directly: "Your mission is to protect me. Don’t let the Mongolian army hurt me. Do you think these guys can escape?"

Two: "...!"

… Suddenly, the Mongolian cavalry appeared at the top of the slope like a raging cloud. Seeing countless people dressed as martial artists running around at the bottom of the slope, their spirits immediately lifted up, just listen to a few screams, those The cavalry rushed down like a rabbit!

Dongfang sister Qiaofeng Azhu and I were hiding under a bush, watching the galloping horses rushing past one after another. The sound was thunderous, but our eyes were always on the top of the hillside and the last cavalry. Starting from the hillside and rushing down, I immediately calculated the time-as long as he dashed halfway on the hillside, the signal of attack can be sent out, and then we...

At this moment, Sister Dongfang suddenly twisted her body. I haven't realized what's going on. I have heard a weird yell from behind: "Someone is sneaky, stand up!"

Listen to this, buddy will not be discovered, right

Turning to see, hey, don’t tell me it’s true, we are surrounded by seven or eight cavalry behind our buttocks, with the bow and arrow pointed at us, ready to go, one of them is looking at the captain and the like. He stared at us vigilantly and suspiciously, and shouted: "Get up, or we will shoot... Uh no, let's shoot!"

Sister Dongfang had already quietly squeezed a handful of gravel, Qiao Feng's hands and arms were raised high, and it seemed that she had already charged up to protect Ah Zhu behind her, but I was the only one who secretly wiped off the sweat—sure enough, neither of these products were ready to protect. I can not! This kind of hands-on buddies will definitely suffer, I have to be self-reliant, otherwise I can't say when I will hang up!

Under this situation, I stood up without saying a word, and shouted at the Mongolian soldiers: "Don't do it, we are our own people. I am the secret part of County Lord Zhao Min, who specializes in performing special tasks. This time I am tracking these. Deserters-yeah, if it wasn't for my yelling just now, you wouldn't know if they fled down. Listen, listen carefully, are they exactly the same?"

"Your name?" The captain looked around with some suspicion: "What do you think?"

Someone immediately replied: "My lord, it sounds almost the same, I can easily recognize it with a broken gong!"

When I heard it, I said, "Isn't it just a broken gong voice? Where can I find such a distinctive voice?"

"You can't just rely on your voice, I can't believe you, unless you can come up with something that proves your identity..." The captain said solemnly: "You can call it your own person, so no one can put it?"

"Then what do you say?" I simply lied: "I said that I have a special mission, how can we have something from Mongolia?"

"That's also..." The squad leader was a little embarrassed: "But I can't believe it if you can't get it out!"

"I said I am, you said I am not, since you suspect it, do you want to show evidence?" I had an idea: "Who proposes and who provides evidence? We can't change this basic policy, right?"

The captain hesitated and asked the left and right: "What do you think?"

I thought that the Mongolian cavalry had a bad brain, but he never expected that someone would answer when he asked: "Or else, let them sing the song of our hometown. The Han people will definitely not be able to sing. It’s us Mongolians."

All the cavalry immediately responded collectively: "Oh, this method is great, all right, that's it!"

Where can I sing Nyima or Mongolian songs? When I heard it, I was stunned. My heart was about to suffer, but I was still indomitable and persevering: "This ● 31 novel app download address ● No way, cough, cough, I have been doing this for many years..."

"Okay, let's sing!" At this moment, the Dongfang sister next to Lengding said, "Listen!"

After speaking, she burst out the traditional Mongolian song with just one mouth:

"Ava

Eh

What's the matter

Oh silent ancient

How do you know how to read it

Oh silent ancient

A, I remember Gulu is promising

Oh silent ancient

Gu Lu Gu is all in one body

…"

Together with the singing, the Mongolian cavalry was silent for an instant, at first they hummed quietly, and then one by one began to sing loudly. They were in harmony with each other. The singing was melodious and fluttering across the hillside, and the cavalry who were rushing down the mountain gradually began to sing. Stopped, turned around and started humming along with the singing, the saber raised high in his hand slowly lowered, and slowly dropped...

With the singing, the chieftain’s eyes gradually had tears, shining and shining, like stars on the grassland, stars that are actually the same as our Central Plains, shining...

At this time I finally remembered: "Fuck, these three auspicious treasures! I didn't expect this song to have the effect of tear gas!"

From the gazes of these Mongolian cavalrymen, I felt the pain in their hearts. On the one hand, they were leaving their hometown to stay away from the loneliness of their wives, sons and daughters. , Their hearts are full of pain, full of anxiety, and full of unwillingness to continue!

The heroes hiding in the distance slowly poked their heads out. Seeing that I didn’t say anything, someone could not help but waved at me, hoping that I could give the order to counterattack, and more and more people gradually drew out their weapons. , I have to do it when I look at it—

Suddenly, there was a movement in my heart, and I made a bold move, and straightforwardly said to the corporal: "Do you want to go home?"

"Home? We want to go home, but can we go back?" The captain wiped his nose and said: "We are descendants of Genghis Khan. We can die in battle, but we can't escape!"

"No, you are wrong!" I shook my head and said to them: "The biggest advantage of us Mongolians is to be loyal to our hearts. We can be loyal to Genghis Khan, but we also have to face our hearts. We don't want to fight. No one can force us to fight—you tell me honestly, do you want to fight?"

Many Mongolian cavalry slowly shook their heads, and the army chief said loudly: "That bastard wants to fight! What we think is holding his wife and children, running on the grassland, grazing on the grassland, our bow and arrow can shoot the hungry wolves, but we Now we are robbing others of food and land-we don't want to fight, but now all the grasslands are sweaty, and we have nowhere to go. What can we do?"

"If you really don't want to fight, I'll give you a way!" I said directly: "Go west along the land of the Song Dynasty, and keep going west, crossing the mountains and swamps, you can see the most fertile pastures and grasslands. You can make your home there!"

"Really?" The captain's eyes lit up, and the faces of the cavalry around him shone yearning. Other soldiers from far and near were approaching us unknowingly. The captain quickly asked again: "Then how did you know?"

I sighed a long sigh: "To tell you the truth, I am actually in the anti-war alliance. Our aim is to stop the world from fighting, and everything is full of love-you must be true to your heart, then you go!"

The corps leader looked at me, and then at the cavalry with longing faces around him, suddenly raised his saber high, and said loudly: "Children of Genghis Khan, tell me, are you willing to go to the west, or stay and continue fighting? "

"West, West, West!"

The cavalry made a bang and yelled together!

"Then we will go west, and we will find our own land and graze our own cattle and sheep!"

"Ula~Ula~Ula~"

Amidst the excited shouts of the cavalry, the captain dismounted and saluted me heavily: "Thank you for your warning. I would like to ask you one more question: How can we get to the West without being noticed if we dress like this? ?"

"You take off your clothes, change into ordinary clothes, and then go back into the city to get some horses, can't you?" I happily asked: "I'll take care of the clothes and horses, and wait until I get new clothes. After that, you go to Wudang Mountain and ask Zhang Zhenren from Wudang Mountain to help you dress up as Taoist priests, and then go west again!"

"Taoist? Daoist I know that Genghis Khan valued Daoist priests before, and a Daoist also came to our Mongolia!" The leader of the army immediately asked, "But what did the Daoist do in the West? What did someone ask me to say?"

"You said that you went to the West to worship Buddha and ask for sutras. From then on, you will call yourself Tang Sanzang, and the rest will be called by Sun Wukong Zhubajie Sha Wujing. Anyway, these four names will do!"

"But so many of us..."

"Then divide it into No. 1, No. 2, No. 3... For example, Monkey King No. 1, Zhu Bajie No. 16, Sha Wujing No. 9... Isn't that over?"

Under my proposal, Tang Sanzang took more than 30 Monkeys, more than 40 Zhu Bajie, and more than 60 Sha Wujing on the arduous journey of praying to the Buddha in the West, and at the same time, he also used the Mongolian army with bows and crossbows. Shoot hard, then the cavalry sprinted, and finally the infantry's tactics of harvesting were brought to the west!

The military strategist who first used this tactic was named Napoleon. He used artillery bombardment, cavalry sprinting, and infantry clearing the field to dominate the European continent!

Hitler's second place was Hitler. Ah changed the indiscriminate shooting of crossbows to plane bombing, the cavalry sprint was replaced with tank propulsion, and the infantry cleared the field...

It's just that because the corporal leader led so many tactics in the past, these two have only learned the strategic policy of the Mongolian army in the early stage, and the latter tactics have not been learned at all, so all the achievements have been defeated! (End of this chapter)