Under Ren Xiaoyan’s flexible control, the car made a big circle, turning corners and starting to approach the nursing home. Unknowingly, the road in front of me became more and more familiar. When we were about to high-five, the car body shook violently, and we were both The shock was swaying, and before returning to mind, there was a more violent vibration. The car suddenly plunged into the flowerbed on the side, half-lengthed, and the right wheel was idling and couldn't retreat!
In academic terms, we were rear-ended, but if divided by the plot of the movie, we were obviously hit by someone!
Ren Xiaoyan yelled dizzyly: "What's the matter?"
My first reaction was obviously faster than her. I was struggling to turn my head back when she was still yelling. The Peugeot had stopped at the side of the road ten meters away, and leapt down with the scissors hands. He walked with his head up and grinning, and his hands were facing the V sign, just like reminiscing the classic gesture of the popular photo shoot in the late 1990s.
It’s just that the horrible atmosphere he painstakingly manages has a short shelf life-I just got out of the car and didn't take two steps. Peugeot had already started to retreat with a roar. While returning it, a guy in a peaked cap poked his head out of the car window and yelled: "Grandson! I remember you, don't run if you have the ability..."
Scissorhands stopped coldly, and the peaked cap head was slid back into the car in an instant, and it disappeared without turning his head straight upside down!
Taking advantage of this effort, I got out of the car, and then dragged Ren Xiaoyan out of the car on the other side. When our feet were on the ground, this guy was already less than five meters away from us, and the two hands continued to clip in the shape of scissors: "What? Don’t run away, I thought ●31 novel app download address ●You guys escaped?"
We both stepped back together, Ren Xiaoyan stepped back and stomped and shouted: "You, you, you, who are you..."
Scissorhands continued to approach, with a three-pointed face and proudly said: "You can tell me to have a pincer!"
We both looked at each other, and then cursed together: "You want to be shameless?"
The scissor hand said with a black face: "You are so good, don't run! Those who have the ability to sign with me..."
I stretched out my hand without waiting for him to finish, and hurriedly said, "I'll make a sign-a stone! Okay, I can't cut it. I win."
Just when Ren Xiaoyan wanted to laugh and felt it was not the place, three figures suddenly flashed out, and one of them voluntarily turned his back to me and blocked the front-it was Xiao Zuifeng, Ximen Chuuxue, and the prince who had become Angelina Jolie. Sister Xi!
This rescue was suddenly different from the previous attack. Although they didn’t say they were armed to the teeth, they were still shotguns for guns and live ammunition. The transformed Yu Jiexi held the Haihuang trident and guarded the left side strictly. The cold and cold spatula, even Xiao Zuanfeng's hands... My Nima! I actually carried two twelve-pound kettles in my hand!
I excitedly pulled Ren Xiaoyan to congratulate: "The rescuers are here."
Scissorhands looked around, even though they didn't care about facing five enemies, they stared at me coldly and said, "Do you think they saved you?"
I also grinned and sneered: "Try it?"
"Need not!"
With this broken drink, the Scissorhands rushed up desperately, and immediately fought with Ximen Fuxue who stood in front of me. Under the street lamp, the two fingers of this grandson were gleaming like vise, and they kept hitting the spatula with gold. It rang, just inadvertently, their fingers suddenly clamped the spatula rod, and it clicked and snapped, and the stainless steel spatula handle with thick fingers was unexpectedly broken by him!
Ximen Chuuxue’s face sank. He didn’t expect this guy’s fingers to be so sharp. I guess he must have been dumbfounded at the time. Then, watching the two fingers of the scissors hand click and click continuously, the remaining half of the shovel in his hand quickly shortened. In the end, there was only one handle left to grab his hand, which was similar to grabbing a sausage.
The scissorhands were even more arrogant after the first victory, and they screamed at me... Uh no, continue to rush towards us. At this time, Yu Jiexi finally made a move-she handed the trident up from the side, straight to the scissor's armpits. With a violent jab, this grandson had no choice but to look back.
To change who did this in normal times would definitely arouse Ximen Chuuxue's anger, but today he really didn't figure out the situation a bit, and with a blank face, he stepped back and said nothing.
Although Yu Jiexi’s trident has a long handle, it’s easier for the scissors to hold it. It’s just that the two scissors gripped the handle of the trident when they met each other, and the hum grew, and the scissors clicked fiercely. Clip it!
Creak!
It deserves to be the Sea Emperor Trident, which is as famous as the Ruyi Golden Cudgel. Not only did this grandson keep his fingers bald under one clip, he couldn't help being shocked: "What kind of weapon are you?"
Yu Jiexi didn't care what he said, she suddenly used her hand to drag the trident towards her face, and the grandson responded after asking her question, she just didn't pinch off and clamped the trident firmly, and then she tried her best. Pulling forward to yourself—the style of painting changed from a dung fork vs. a scissor hand to a tug-of-war, and the two were humming each other.
I was squeezed behind my back, and Ren Xiaoyan yelled at me anxiously: "Aren't you going to help?"
Even now, she could see that something was wrong, and the two fingers cut off the spatula gave her too much shock. In this case, she naturally stood on the side of an acquaintance-besides, I just took her out of the car. Picked it back!
I looked at Yu Jiexi and Scissorhands who were wrestling with each other. I didn't know how to start. First, the idea in my mind was a joke. When the two pairs of students were tug-of-war, they all wore Curator Jin’s faceless masks. The other side immediately laughed and fell forward and collapsed... But at this time you asked me to find the mask somewhere. It's too late for the ready-made paintings!
Then I thought of the scene in Kung Fu where Master Xing hit the back of Huoyun Cthulhu with a small stick on the back of the head in a casino, but it was instantly denied—it is incomprehensible that Huoyun Cthulhu and the companion of Condor Heroes were inextricably separated, and Master Xing’s stick completely inspired the fighting spirit. Later, he smashed his head to the ground-even if I believe that Yu Jiexi and the others will take me away, but I really don't guarantee that I will be able to regain strength in an instant when I am covered with herbs! —More importantly, I have never practiced Tathagata Palm!
There is no movement on my side, but it does not mean that everyone is not. In the next second, the little diamond wind unplugged the thermos bottle and rushed up. With a raised hand, Huang Cancan and bright ** sprinkled straight away!
These two bottles are actually boiling vegetable oil!
No one dared to stop the sprinkling of vegetable oil for another second, Yu Jiexi and the scissors hand let go, and the trident crashed to the ground, neither of them held it!
Scissorhands and Yu Jiexi's big eyes and small eyes are standing opposite each other, their eyes fixed on the trident in front of them. Every time Yu Jiexi is about to step forward, the mummy will make a move, and he is ready to grab a little bit of wind and heat the bottle. Leaning back and spreading it, I was a little uncertain about it. After waiting for a moment, the Scissorhands Killer suddenly looked behind me and said at the same time:
"Okay! I'll let you go today..."
I looked back and saw that Simone had already turned a crowbar out of Ren Xiaoyan's car, and his rolling pin was as thick as his rolling pin. His bald-skinned hand was too weak even if the pincers were broken, so he retired—this I would definitely not let it go when I was looking for pleasure in the dog's mouth. I immediately ridiculed: "Please, don't let it go!"
Scissorhands sneered and ran away, Yu Jiexi rushed to grab the trident in her hand, and when she was about to chase, Ximen Chuuxue said sternly, "Let him go..."
Yu Jiexi and Xiao Zuanfeng had a meal together, and Ximen Chuuxue bit her back tooth socket and vomited the second half sentence: "He is mine!"
People are different and think differently. Although Ximen Chuuxue didn't seem to have suffered any loss this time, he saw that pinching off the weapon was undoubtedly twitching and scraping on his face, and he couldn't get off the face at all, so he immediately included this scissor hand. The blacklist, this kind of psychology explains the biggest difference between the ninety-five score and the crying Xueba and the sixty score of me singing and dancing-better than that, it is a different consciousness, but it is hypocritical!
We got together and watched the scissor hands gradually disappear, and our feelings were different.
Ren Xiaoyan ran over to the car with a scream, yelling: "My car, my car..." She turned to look at me complainingly: "I asked my dad to buy this car with great difficulty. How can I explain it when I go back!"
I can only comfort her and said: "It's really impossible. You call your dad and say you are drunk driving and hitting someone!"
Ren Xiaoyan collapsed and said: "It's not too big to watch the excitement, you!"
I confessed the second half with a grin: "Give him the worst result first. When the old man is too anxious, you can tell me that he just hit the flowerbed, and he didn't drink and drive and didn't hurt anyone. What else can he say to comfort your dad? "
I read this trick from a book. I don’t know how it works in real situations. It’s guessed at least it can be scary, and occasionally it can be surprisingly successful. It is not recommended for students who have a history of cardiovascular and cerebrovascular diseases and mental diseases. Because this method also has a very low chance of a crit: You directly sent your old man to the hospital!
Ren Xiaoyan glared at me, "Bah! I honestly said that I had a crash, and I won't drive me after the big deal," followed her and immediately changed the conversation: "What the hell is going on today?"
I smiled and confused: "Didn't I say at the beginning?"
Ren Xiaoyan stared at me fiercely, and I did not hesitate to look at her. I thought it would be followed by a gust of wind and rain. Suddenly, her expression calmed down inexplicably, and she waved at me and said, "Just forget it. "
"You believe it?" I couldn't help but said, "Why do I feel more permeated as I listen to your words?"
Ren Xiaoyan took out her mobile phone and started calling the insurance company, casually saying: "I don't believe it, but I know you won't say it now!"
I was triumphant: "That's for sure."
"I believe you will tell me by yourself one day!"
I swear to God: "I won't play truth or dare with you if I kill you!"
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Fat Pig Huang and the insurance company began to improve the procedures for the crash. Ren Xiaoyan also planned to go home to rest after being frightened. Only the four of us took a taxi back to the nursing home. At this time, the people and ghosts in the store and the employees sent by Ren Xiaoyan all left. We The four people sat on the chairs in the lobby and got together and began to discuss—
Lori Xi held her cheeks in her arms and muttered: "This guy must have come from the legendary world, who do you think he is?"
Xiao Zuanfeng frowned and shook his head. Ximen Chuuxue's eyes were like water and he didn't speak at all, and he didn't know what was thinking in his heart. Only I thoughtfully said, "I think of a person!"
Lori Xi said strangely: "Who? Can he cut a spatula?"
I affirmed: "I haven't seen a spatula, but it's okay to cut a table, chair and bench."
Lori Xi said seriously: "Who?"
I scratched my head and thought about it: "Edward Scissorhands-Johnny Depp, by the way, he is also the Pirates of the Caribbean."
Lori Xi looked around blankly: "Who is that?"
Xiao Zuanfeng was equally stunned. After thinking about it, he wanted to go into the kitchen, and Simone glanced at him and said nothing.
I used my mobile phone to Baidu the photo to them, and just glanced at Lori Xi and pointed out the crux of the problem: "The five fingers of the person in the painting are all scissors, but there are only two people who killed you, the left hand and the right hand."
Everyone was silent, Lori Xi suddenly thought: "Could it be a scorpion or a crab with two scissors?"
We all reacted as soon as we heard it. Judging from this guy’s posture, it must be the case. Either scorpions or crabs. By the way, there are crawling prawns, prawns, drunken prawns, drunken prawns, spicy crayfish... The monsters in all kinds of fairy tales should be able to find their way through the vines and melons.
Xiao Zuanfeng and I sorted out these three monsters in Journey to the West. There are many similarities, but each one is certain. Lori Xi couldn't help but be puzzled: "Hey, do you think it's a wild monster that has only become a spirit recently? It belongs to the nouveau riche that we don't even know?"
I shook my head and said, "After the founding of the People's Republic of China, monsters can't be refined. This is a deadly order given by the State Administration of Radio, Film and Television to all websites."
Ximen Chuuxue, who was silent for a long time, suddenly said: "What is not important, the soldiers are here to cover the water and soil. The key is in the future-why have been attacked twice, and may not have escaped the third time!"
I stood up abruptly, Fang Cun furiously said, "Yes! Does it matter what he is? In Journey to the West, the monk Tang will come here. As long as you protect me, everything will be fine. I really don't worry about anything else." While talking, blowing snow towards Simon for help, he said: "Brother Simon, help me!"
'... XX save me' Dafa is the essence of ancient Chinese literature. The four great masterpieces have brought this spirit to the extreme. From the army teacher to save me, my brother to save me, my sister to save me to apprentice to save me, it runs through five thousand years-I It is estimated that the legendary world will eat this set, and the thinking mode that penetrates into the bones cannot be changed overnight.
Sure enough, Ximen Chuuxue nodded, and said coldly and resolutely: "I rebuild the sword technique and then climb the peak, and you, I teach the sword technique to protect myself!"
I instantly became overjoyed and looked at Lolita by the way: "This is a once-and-for-all coup, even if I go to the underworld, I won't suffer!"
Lori Xi also said simply: "It's feasible. Anyway, our Chuan'er stall will only make a living for the time being. In the future, the focus will have to shift to the underground, which is almost enough for us to spend on it, without too much fanfare."
I couldn't help saying: "Have you watched a spy movie recently?"
Xiao Zuan Feng came out of the kitchen with a pig's hoof in his mouth, and said with divergent thinking: "Brother Simon, this timetable is safe..." "I am personally protected for 24 hours," Ximen Chuuxue said solemnly: "I The main way of practice is to adapt the body to my swordsmanship, just find a room."
I congratulated the pig's hoofs in Xiao Zuanfeng's hands with high fives: "Fortunately, fortunately, I thought I was going to the snow-capped mountains!"
Brother Simon continued: "From today, all the meat will be handled by you, and I will show you the basic knife skills."
I screamed in astonishment, "Is it good for cutting meat?"
Ximen Chuuxue said awe-inspiringly: "A knife that can kill is a good knife, and a knife that can kill is a good knife. Why are you stuck with a name?"
I touched my nose, "You feel a little bit idealistic!"
Ximen Chuuxue ignored me, but Lolita decided afterwards: "What if he finds a door during this period? You can kill, you can't escape. As long as we are short of one, we will be able to be succeeded by him. I will definitely support my mana in the long run. live."
I also nodded: "Yes, even if we stay together to play mahjong every day, we still have time to go to the toilet!"
Ximen Chuuxue said coldly: "It's okay, as long as there is the slightest murderousness within a hundred meters, I can feel that he can't get close at all-besides, I have already figured out a way. Why can it be guaranteed by one person!"
After all, Ximen Chuuxue is reliable. He said that our hanging heart finally settled down. At this moment, I suddenly remembered something, "Simmon, do you feel murderous, do you just take action or just take a look?"
Ximen Chuuxue said strangely: "Is there any difference?"
I embarrassed: "I just want to know if I can kill chickens in the kitchen in the future." (End of this chapter)