Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle bells... Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle bells...
By convention, the system's self-check function is turned on instantly, and it is not known if it is due to system upgrades that the ringtone is directly upgraded from the previous door ringtone to the color ringtone, announcing the technological advancement of the electronic age.
"Congratulations, you have obtained the "Seven Chi**" recipes for the full table of gods and ghosts. Please observe the recipe by yourself!"
"Sou Shen Ji" Volume Four has a note: Shujun Zhang Kuan, written by Shuwen, served as a servant in Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty. From offering Ganquan to Weiqiao, there were women bathing in Weishui water with a milk length of seven feet. , Asked him. The woman said: "The seventh chariot of the empress knows me. "When he came, he was wide in the seventh car. He said, "Sky Star." The main priest, the fast is unclean, the woman sees it. "
Looking at this passage, my eyes straightened. I looked from left to right and found that Dongfang Sister Li Dazui, including Yan Nantian, was as stunned as a wooden chicken. I knew that these so-called martial arts heroes were actually illiterate, so I moved my heart and asked immediately. Looking at Huang Rong, he asked: "Sister Huang, this matter... do you know?"
Huang Rong nodded calmly: "I-KNOW!"
"Then you tell me?" I pointed to the raw material paragraph above and said: "What is the main point? Why did I not know why he said so for a long time, did you use code words?"
Huang Rong said: "The code word is useless, but it's a bit cryptic. If we analyze it word by word, it should be like this..." "Stop, can you pick up some key words?" I said hesitantly: "Enlightenment education is even more important. It’s too deep. Obviously, preschool children don’t understand what you said about calculus."
"Then a word: Qi Chi** is actually the god in charge of sacrifices. If you put it here..." She thought for a while: "The main material should be the sacrifice of the three animals, the junior animals are pigs, cattle and sheep, and the young animals are chickens, ducks and fish. Remove the parts that are not used for the sacrifice and become the main material."
"Oh I see… "
I muttered and looked down the stone wall.
The specific steps are as follows: prepare the materials according to the way of worshiping the heaven and the earth, enshrine the night of the full moon on the roof of the mountain, so and so... so and so...
Effect: The only use of this recipe is to invite the gods in the sky to enjoy the food, and then depending on the situation, you can pray or bless to reach the heavens...
I understand a little bit: "This dish was originally used to sacrifice to the gods? If we don't eat it, write a note, and if we want to find the god, then the god will come down and have a mouthful, and then chat with us?"
"It doesn't have to be nagging, you can still play mahjong if you have a lot of people!" Huang Rong didn't care: "Doesn't it all depend on you?"
I was right when I thought about it: "That's true, this is a lot easier than the emperor's method of offering sacrifices to the sky before. They still rushed to the top of Mount Tai.
"That's not it, this is the charm of food!"
… After the original text was copied, we took a rest in the valley. After Yu Jiexi taught the whole set of King Kong Baquan to the four decent monkey elders in the monkey group, we immediately packed up our bags and made preparations for the return journey, Yan Even if Nan Tian was reluctant to give up, he could only bid farewell in tears and returned to the city with us.
I originally thought that the trip to the Valley of the Evil was dangerous and difficult, but who knew that such a situation would happen. I gave it up without pain or itching, so everyone was very interested on the way back. I also told everyone about the next itinerary. : "Let's go to the capital to see if we can find Xidu and grab the scriptures from the girl."
Then I glanced at Yan Nantian: "As for you, Daxia Yan, you think..."
"I'm going home," Yan Nantian remembered this time: "I won't bother you."
After we separated from Yan Nantian, we rushed all the way to the capital. After several days of trekking, we finally came to the site of Lord Kangxi, Beijing, known as the Forty Nine Imperial City. After some inquiries, we found Wei Xiaobao’s Lord’s Mansion. After the meeting, before I could speak, Wei Xiaobao was already crying thankfully, "It's so hard to wait, brother! If you don't come again, I'm probably going to belch!"
We were surprised: "Does anyone want to kill you?"
"It's much more serious than this," Wei Xiaobao said, sniffing his nose: "There are slanders around the little emperor, and my position will soon be lost. Let alone find you scriptures, for fear that people will be in danger!"
"No, the little emperor grew up peeing and mud with you. This kind of childhood sweetheart can be separated?" My heart suddenly stunned: "The other party has a lot of energy, what's the source of it?"
"Backing on the fourth day of the Lunar New Year!"
"What does the background of the fourth day of the Lunar New Year mean?"
"On the fourth day of the Lunar New Year, after the end of the year, I have to go to work after the money is spent. The boss is the one I saw. Do you think this is a big deal?"
"That's really not small," we said hesitantly: "Can you tell me the specifics?"
Wei Xiaobao sighed and said: "This is how I came back from Xiangyang this time. I found that the little emperor had a maid beside him, with a high nose and big eyes, with curved eyebrows and round eyes. We Han are different, but somehow the little emperor just likes her, he has reached the point of obedience, and has already sealed the promise. It is said that he will soon be a concubine or even a noble concubine..."
"This doesn't seem to conflict with you, right?" We wondered: "I haven't heard that you have a demand for a harem title!"
"Ah, isn't this coming to the ground yet?" Wei Xiaobao stamped his feet: "The title is unnecessary, but she wants forty-two chapters-doesn't this conflict with us? And most importantly, Xiao The emperor put this directly on my head and asked me to find her all the remaining four scriptures within a month!"
"What? Is this palace lady from Shenlong Island?" I suddenly remembered a situation: "By the way, have you discovered that the Queen Mother is a fake?"
Wei Xiaobao puffed his head and fell to the ground, crying directly: "No way, the queen mother is also a fake?"
"Oh, then you just don't know, I can rest assured..."
The court lady’s search for the forty-two chapters of the scriptures is recorded in Luding Ji. I remember that the person who came here seemed to be a fake empress dowager, dressed as a court lady to cooperate with her in searching for scriptures. Later, Wei Xiaobao was tricked into the bed, and she was inadvertently caught by the little princess. He stabbed to death with a sword across the bed board, and later put the two legs that had not been melted into the bone water into the secret compartment of the fake empress dowager-but this palace lady was obviously a man, why would he be looked at by the little emperor again? I just do not understand!
I added a question to this: "How is the relationship between the little emperor and his mother?"
"So so," Wei Xiaobao said: "It doesn't matter if it looks polite, and it's not a real mother. Let's put it this way, the time for the little emperor to see the queen mother is about the same as the time for the incense in the ancestral temple in the palace, just a form. "
Everyone screamed together, ●31 novel app download address ●Nodded one after another: “If we want to do this, we almost understand, why the little emperor likes this lady who is dressed as a man—this lady doesn’t look good, right?”
"It's not so bad, it's ugly, it's ugly!" Wei Xiaobao tentatively asked, "What do you know?"
"The fundamental reason why the little emperor likes this woman is because she lacks maternal love, so she looks right!"
Wei Xiaobao suddenly realized that he slapped his leg fiercely: "Oh, I forgot this..."
Judging from the current situation, the basic attributes of this palace lady should be the right number, so we don't say much. Anyway, according to the process, the palace lady died in the hands of Wei Xiaobao, so we are not very polite and said directly:" Judging from the current situation, the best way to deal with this woman is to kill her. What do you think?"
"Really?" Wei Xiaobao shot a look in his eyes, but immediately dimmed again, shook his head and said: "No, the assassination will last a lifetime. I can't let you take risks."
We exchanged glances, and said one after another: "If you don't want to..." Then each started to stand up and stretch out and serve tea cups. Uncle Mouths and others went straight to the latrine. There were different opinions, "How do we live at night-Lord Wei, you Have you made the bed for us?"
Wei Xiaobao is not stupid. Seeing this situation, he immediately understood what we meant. He yelled at the time. When we turned around, he was embarrassed to laugh with him: "If you guys are really sure, let's do this. Let's do it!"
"Don't you end up saying that?"
We took seats one after another, "Speak, when is the right time?"
Wei Xiaobao thought for a while: "It's better to meet by chance, or let's eat and rest, and I will take you into the palace when it gets late?"
I didn't care about the question he expressed, I was only concerned about the question of getting in and out of the palace: "Can we get in when it's dark?"
"Oh, don't worry about this," Wei Xiaobao patted his chest confidently: "I am the deputy commander of the guards. Then I will say to go to the palace or the emperor to summon, and I will go in for any reason..."
"But what about after going in?" Yu Jiexi said cautiously: "You still have to have a reason, so that you can drag the little emperor to the study room and grind your teeth with you. We take the opportunity to find the trouble that the palace maid promised-yes, fake empress dowager Most of them also have scriptures, we have to find a way to get her scriptures."
Everyone nodded, and Dongfang Sister added: "Moreover, the assassin in the palace can only be done once. If we don’t succeed this time, it will be more difficult for us next time. I said we should be divided into two groups: Why bother, you take Simon. If Xi went to kill the palace lady, I went alone to stun the fake queen mother, and figured out a way to get the scriptures."
Other Space-Time Chickens and Uncle Mouths, who did not arrange tasks, immediately became anxious: "Then what about us?"
"You stay in the mansion and wait for the news of our victory!" Sister Dongfang simply said, "There shouldn't be too many people entering the palace. Let's choose the best!"
Several people whizzed out their hands and all pointed at me, and said together: "What about him?"
"Uh, he is the protagonist. Can you compare to this?"
As a result, everyone gave up, and the matter was settled here!
As the saying goes, if you want to do good things, you must first sharpen your tools, so for this unsuccessful assassination, we are actively preparing for the battle and working hard to be foolproof-specifically, we first have a good meal in the Sir Alex Mansion. Then each took a bath in the room, and the group started to fall asleep and recharged! (End of this chapter)