At night, we changed into the clothes of the eunuchs and guards as planned, followed Xiaobao to walk outside the Forbidden City in a donkey cart, and gradually approached the door. The guards who stood guard swooped around, because we saw that the clothes of the eunuchs and guards fell down. Not in a hurry, just shouting from a distance: "Who is it? Entering the palace in the middle of the night, do you still want your head?"
The Ouchi guards are the emperor’s personal soldiers. They usually have their eyes on the top of the forehead. They don’t give a good face to anyone except the emperor. The irregular things like entering the palace in the middle of the night are changed for others. Even Prince Baylor may not work well. So they were not very polite. They just yelled without thinking and watched the short guy in the front raised his head, he said: "Oh, you are good at this post, and you have good tempers!"
Seeing the boss approaching, the guards changed their faces in an instant. One or two scumbags gathered around and said with a smile: "Oh, my dog eyes, I didn't see you, Master Wei... "
"Master Wei enters the palace in the middle of the night, and the emperor must have called you again. Your blessing is really..."
"That's for sure, Lord Wei is so popular in front of the emperor, right? Except for Master Wei, who did the emperor summon in the middle of the night..."
"It's okay, don't take pictures for me, just talk about business!" Wei Xiaobao casually pointed behind him: "I just went to do an errand for the emperor, and now I bring people back to his life-where is the emperor today? It's the study room. Rest in the palace of the empress?"
"The emperor is in the study room today."
"understood."
Wei Xiaobao swayed us straight into the palace. Although the guards looked at us with surprise, no one dared to mention a word with Wei Xiaobao. After turning a corner and unable to see, we and Wei Xiaobao immediately divided into three groups— Wei Xiaobao naturally went to the study to see the emperor. The excuse was the forty-two chapters inlaid with the yellow flag in our hands; Simon and I rushed to the promised residence of the harem to see if we could destroy the stuff from Shenlong Island. Finally; Sister Dongfang and Sister Yu went to the fake empress dowager’s residence for the purpose of the remaining scriptures...
The Forbidden City is indeed very big. Although I have read the biography of Zhen Huan, I still don’t know the location of the concubines. Fortunately, Wei Xiaobao made up for us before coming, so I barely managed to find the right way along the way, and then added. On the road, Simon and I wore guard clothes. There were no surprises on the road. There were a few times we brushed shoulders with the night guards and no one interrogated them. Finally, we arrived at our destination calmly all the way.
In front, this is the promised residence. I looked up a few big characters:
"Broken Yuxuan."
I thought to myself why this name sounds so familiar, but I didn’t have time to think about it. Brother Simon had already grabbed me and landed on the wall. His eyes were a big courtyard, and the middle was the broken Yuxuan house. He looked at the window. The lights are out, but there are two eunuchs sitting and dozing under the porch. It seems that everyone is asleep...
Simon took me to the ground and rushed to the underside of the porch like lightning. He stretched his hand on the necks of the two eunuchs a little faster, and the two immediately slumped to the ground with their necks crooked, rolling their eyes and fainted.
According to the general rules of the Qing court, the concubine’s house is divided into inside and outside. The eunuch who is on duty at night can only wait outside the house, but the court lady is to accompany the concubine in the outhouse. Once the concubine has something to say, it is convenient for Simon to faint both of them. After the eunuch stepped into the room, everything was only between the electric light and flint.
What a big deal to kill a concubine. Seeing that Simone flew into the house, I didn't even plan to enter in my heart. I just stood outside the door and waited, but what I never expected was that the moment Simon flew in, There was a muffled hum in the room, followed by the sound of ping-pong-pong-pong fighting!
The sound was anxious and crisp, and it sounded like a clash. Before I thought about what to do, I saw the window cracking and crackling, and two figures flew out of the house!
One of these two is Brother Simon, and the other is a woman wearing a promised costume, but with a big face and a wide mouth and a high forehead. They look terrifyingly panicking, and the corners of their mouths are still damn black. Look. Like a sorrowful scum...
But why does this grandson look so familiar
When Simon and the ugly palace girl came out, they scratched one hand, and one feather duster. After the confrontation just now, they both knew that each other was very capable, so after landing, they brushed everything in their hands and drew their swords. He drew the sword, took the pipe pot and the pipe pot, pulled out the posture, and was about to rush to death. Seeing the maid's gesture of the pipe pot, I suddenly reacted:
"Fuck, this guy is Ouyang Feng, Xidu Ouyang Feng!"
Ouyang Feng was taken aback for a moment, and said in amazement: "You actually know me?"
When I opened my mouth, it was a mouthful of corn dumplings, sharp and thin, and a little bit drunk by Li Yugang's new imperial concubine, and when I thought of this girl being favored by Kangxi, I instantly opened my mind: "You won't be The Western Regions, Kangxi's new favorite, agree, right?"
Simone turned his head and looked at me in horror: "I drop the sky, the emperor's hobby is too special..."
Hearing what we said, Ouyang Feng was not happy anymore, and stopped fighting. First of all, he justified himself: "Will I be able to speak, why can't I be favored by the emperor?-tell you the truth, this harem has three thousand beauties , The emperor favored me alone, so I persuaded the emperor to get wet with rain and dew. But the emperor didn’t listen to me—you know, this is true love!"
"This is true love of a fart, you are a man!" I anxiously said: "It looks like you have already been in the palace, but you can't say that you can have sex after you are in the palace!"
Ouyang Feng said shyly: "It is precisely because we can't have sex, so this can prove that the emperor really loves me-if this is not love, what is love?"
Simon and I were shocked by this remark and weeping inside and out. We were almost disappointed in this wonderful worldview, and both collapsed and said, "You and the emperor DìDū have lived happily ever after. You said you are still fighting with us. What is the Chapter 42 Sutra? Do you want love or Jiangshan? If you want love, that's okay. Give us the recipes and Chapter 42 Sutras in your hand. From then on, let's forget about the rivers and lakes, so we won't bother you. ; If you want to fight for the best in the world, then I’m sorry. From then on, my brothers will fight with you!"
Ouyang Feng crossed his eyebrows and said, "Can't I have a double harvest in my love career?"
"You said you want to be number one in the world!" I stomped and said, "Just like this trick in the palace, you can just slap it, and you are still fighting to get the number one in the world? Besides, even you It’s nowhere to show off if you take No. 1 in the world, stay in the palace every day, don’t you give your family Kangxi hatred?"
"You are very reasonable. I have thought about it recently. Originally, I really didn't need this recipe. I also thought about giving up—" Speaking of this, Ouyang Feng's face suddenly blushed for no reason. "But, When I checked the Ouchi classics recently, I found that one of these six recipes is related to my position in the harem, so I had to find it!"
"Why?"
Ouyang Feng kept silent, his expression on his face changed several times, and his heart was indeed ups and downs. I was saying to take this opportunity to talk to him again. Who knew he suddenly spoke, and sighed. : "Since you know me, and you have found me hidden in the palace with great effort, you must have come for the recipes I have in my hand-well, I want to make a deal with you, how about it?"
"you say."
Ouyang Feng said indifferently: "Six recipes hide martial arts, I know that, but now that I have a beloved one, as you said, the false name of No. 1 in the world is like a cloud to me, so I don’t need it anymore, just But I have to get the magical effect of this recipe—you want the recipe in my hand to be very simple. As long as you can copy the recipe I need, then the recipe in my hand can be handed over to you, anyway. The dishes are useless to me."
"Which one do you need?" I have a strange hunch, it seems... it seems... it seems like a good thing!
Sure enough, I smiled as soon as Ouyang Feng spoke:
"There is a recipe called "The Book of **", I, I need it!"
Brother Simon and I nodded together: "Then it's easy! Come on, let's make an appointment to copy it tomorrow."
Ouyang Feng's eyes lit up: "What did you say?"
I said slowly: "I said, the recipe you want is in our hands, we can take what we need!"
"Then what do you mean, let's have tea in the house and chat!"
According to Ouyang Feng’s vague narrative and my own brain supplement, the whole thing should be like this. This old boy originally wanted to capture six magical recipes and learn from them the peerless martial arts, so he came after he got the recipes from Huashan When I arrived in Beijing, I wanted to find another recipe hidden in the forty-two chapters. In order to get into the palace, the old boy snapped himself into the palace. Who knew it happened to be with Kangxi when he was in the garden. A chance encounter.
It is said that a child with a mother is a treasure, and a child without a mother is a grass. This is true. Kangxi has grown up alone since he was a child, and the fake queen mother is not a good thing for him again. Maternal love, Ouyang Feng didn’t know that he was the emperor, so he slashed in his words. How could he know that this aroused his Oedipus complex. Somehow he showed us Ouyang heroes. It's mixed together!
We have a good talk with Ouyang Feng, if I copy the ** book to Ouyang Feng, then he will give us the recipes he has in his hand, and three more forty-two chapters—at this moment, I suddenly heard a noise outside. , Countless footsteps hurriedly ran through the palace. Before we could understand what was going on, someone outside began to knock on the door banging, and at the same time loudly shouted: "Yuan promises, is Wan promises there?"
Ouyang Feng asked me and Simon to hide behind the screen. He woke up the two eunuchs and opened the door, and then came back to sit down. After a while, he saw the two guards enter the house and knelt outside and did not dare to come in. He just kowtowed and said, "Gong agreed. There are assassins in the palace at night, the emperor let us see if there is anything unusual about the promise here."
"Oh, I'm interested, go back and report to the emperor that everything is well here!" Ouyang Feng kindly agreed, picked up his teacup and blew two mouthfuls, and said calmly, "Who is the assassin? Did you catch it?"
The guard said loudly: "According to the report, it has been caught-according to Master Wei's speculation, this group of guys should have been sent by Pingxi King Wu Sangui!"
"How did Master Wei know?"
"Because they are the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and the killers in the sewers of Wu Sangui's family!" (End of this chapter)