We bid farewell to Wei Xiaobao, who was about to board the ship. Just walked to the side of the sampan and raised his foot, the thin man suddenly said, "Mr. He, you only have two tokens. So many people want to board the ship. It's not necessarily unruly, right?"
I was surprised: "Is this still limiting the number of people?"
The fat man grinned and said: "It's true that we have a strict order regarding the number of people who visit the island and drink Laba porridge. We only welcome the helper, and are responsible for the failure of the two of us. The host of Qingliang Temple is only Brother He and you. Everyone else, please stay!"
Brother Simon sneered, "I'm afraid you can't help it until now, right?" When he said that he held the sword hilt and his eyes were glazed, there was a kind of awkward dance momentum rising up, and instantly, the whole air was filled with a touch of murderous aura...
The fat and thin men ignored the threat of Simon, and they just looked at me and said: "Everyone wants to kill us, it was just a small effort, but I know this way to the island of knights. It is easy for you to kill us, but if you want to go to the island, Hey-hey!"
Everyone looked at each other. I didn’t expect that the arrangements on Xia Ke Island were so rigorous that they would not give us a chance to organize a group to brush up their books. Then I would not want to go—Xia Ke Island is not in the sky and on earth. Why did I save my savings for half a year? I'm going to see you across the ocean, besides, there is a big boss who doesn't know where to hide, did I commit the crime!
Qiao Feng was so angry that his face turned black, and he said to him: "Hey, do you think it is interesting to be an official with our old friends?"
The fat man happily said: "This is not a matter of official accent or not, it's a matter of principle. Everyone, it's really not that I don't help you. It's really hard for me to do it. I can't help it..."
With a thought, I immediately said to the fat man, "By the way, do you remember Zhang Wuji by the Daming Lake?"
The fat and thin people were all dumbfounded: "Huh?"
"It's Zhang Wuji who was murdered by you and didn't marry Zhou Zhiruo," I grinned. "If you didn't pit her master, would extinction force her to swear not to marry, these two hard-working mandarin ducks have delayed becoming a leftover man. Leftover girl, how can you bear it in your heart!"
The fat man said bitterly, "Brother, let's not mention this-this is an accident, and I don't want to!"
My eyebrows were cold and right: "Then you won't marry Extinction?"
The fat man was so scared that he almost threw the pulp in his hand, begging for mercy: "Brother, you are my own brother, please..."
I ignored his request and said to myself: "As the saying goes, I would rather demolish ten temples than a relationship. It seems that I have to talk to the two island owners about this matter, and I have to solve the old nun’s problem. , Let Brother Zhang and Miss Zhou have a lover finally married—As for how the other people are living, it doesn’t matter to me. If they are all friends, I have to weigh them, but now there is only one friend, Zhang Wuji, and the other It has nothing to do with me..."
"Stop!" Hearing this, the fat man suddenly exclaimed, "Brother He, we are friends!"
I solemnly said: "Fuck your mother, this is a matter of principle, it's really not that I don't help you, it is indeed that my sense of justice is overflowing, and I can't help it!"
Fatty: "..."
At this moment, the skinny boy Lengding interjected to beg me for mercy: "Brother He, tell you the truth, the island owner has already given a clear order. If we pick up the wrong person or too many people, we will not be a problem, and it will hurt our parents. All the wives and children beheaded-don't embarrass us!"
"It's you who are embarrassing me, okay!" I snorted: "Then I ask you, if you don't pick up the wrong way, if you don't pick up too much, it's all right?"
"That's for sure," the thin man promised, patting his chest, "we must grasp both points, and both must be hard."
I suddenly made a new plan in my heart: "Then, it's okay for me to take your boat, but they have to take another boat to follow, right?"
The fat and thin man glanced at each other, and was about to speak, I followed and hurriedly added: "First, this is my bottom line, or we won't talk about this matter."
The fat and thin man hesitated for a long time, and finally sighed slightly, and said bitterly: "Brother Ho, you are hurting us... Let’s say okay first, you can follow along, you can get farther when you are about to arrive, don’t let it go. People on the island saw it."
We all said, "That's okay, please, please!"
After bidding farewell to Wei Xiaobao and the others, we boarded all the boats. The two boats left the beach one after the other and headed towards the sea, gradually heading south along the sea breeze...
The two boats have been traveling at sea for nearly ten days. At first, I stayed on the boat on Xia Ke Island. Then I had nothing to do and I just got a second card out, and took advantage of the meal effort to beat the fat man and the thin man. Hey, the addiction of the two grandsons. Suddenly hooked up!
The result is simple: just eat and work, the fat and thin people lost to me in their salary and bonus performance for ten years on the island, totaling 387 taels, plus the clothes, pants, socks, and shoes that they had all over their bodies...
The eyes of the two grandsons turned green on the spot, and the boat did not start the meal and did not make it. They dragged me to make a profit, and signed with me a high interest rate of nine out of 13 and three points per day, but they didn’t know this. It's loan sharks—the reason is very simple. I am billed according to the popular private school loan, called campus loan for short. They have heard of the rules, so they are not wary.
There are only three of us on the boat. We are all playing cards. Where is the boat going, so these two are worried, but I finally gave a trick: "Or else, let's get two sailors from the boat over there." Come and take the helm, and the bow is tied to the stern of the big ship. How about the three of us staying in the past, playing cards and someone taking care of Lazar's sleep, isn't that good?"
At first the thin man hesitated: "This... Isn't this bad?"
"What's wrong?" I said hesitantly: "Who knows what you are doing in the vast ocean? Let's follow first, and we will part ways when it's almost there. Of course, you can do it if you want to, as long as you go ashore and remember to pay the money. , Otherwise I will ask you to take pictures!"
The fat and thin man glanced at each other, and immediately said both ruthlessly: "Okay, it's done!"
As a result, our two ships immediately launched an offensive and defensive battle against Landlords...
These two grandsons lost for a few days, and finally learned the subtleties of fighting the landlords. They have lost less and won more when they fight with us. Unfortunately, the profits have come down. These two are dumbfounded-the daily interest is more than three. Qianliang, and it's still increasing, it's strange that they can afford it!
When we arrived on Xia Ke Island, I calculated it: plus one for the fat and thin people, these two owe me almost one hundred thousand, which is about to catch up with the GDP of the entire Xia Ke Island in one year!
According to the plan we discussed, I went to the island with the fat and thin people first, and then followed all the way into the mountain. After a few miles through the trails, we turned into the rugged mountain road. On the left was a deep stream, with rushing water and sound of rocks. All the way along the mountain stream gradually higher and higher, after turning two turns, I saw a waterfall hanging straight down from a height of more than ten meters, it seems that this waterfall is the source of the mountain stream.
The fat and thin man leaped and jumped in from the curtain of water. I followed the leap, and suddenly a long corridor appeared in front of my eyes. The oil lamps on both sides were bright. I walked along the corridor along Lixu, and a line of jade appeared in front of my eyes. The stone gate in the city, with the three characters written on the guesthouse, the ground is full of blue bricks, and it looks neat and clean. The fat man led me to the stone cave on the left to rest, and said: "Brother He rests here for the time being. Tomorrow is the day of the Laba banquet. If you want to wander around the island today, please, but don’t go inside."
I hummed and lay down on Shi** and said lightly: "What about eating?"
I fought against the landlords for a few days, these two have been completely slapped by me, the fat man said to me listlessly: "Someone sent it, don't worry about this, it's just—" He suddenly squeezed a smile on his face and moved closer. I said: "This debt..."
The thin man also squeezed a smirk on his face and leaned in front of me, begging for mercy: "Brother He, you must bear this matter a lot!"
I nodded indifferently: "Don't worry, I won't count the interest during the period of going to the island for the time being. Is this the head office?"
The faces of the two grandsons suddenly showed joy, but then they approached in an inch: "There is another thing, this gambling matter, can you not let the island owner know?"
"All right!" I waved my hand very generously: "I won't mention this, but you have to do what you have said for me!"
"That's for sure, don't worry!"
The good thing I mean is to go out and guide the big ship to land, Yu Jiexi and others reunited with me, this has been said on our last day-the fat and thin people will guide them to land ashore, and after we separate, let them Pretending to be a casual messenger, so as to join me without embarrassing them, the fat and thin people hesitated at first, but when I mentioned the money back, I immediately surrendered, and I just agreed...
After sleeping in the cave, I opened my eyes, four-color dim sum and a pot of tea are already on the table, the tentacles are already cold, it seems that I have been sleeping for a long time, I am wondering if they have succeeded Landing, just at this moment, I suddenly heard a noise coming from the entrance of the cave, caulking countless people and rushing in while shouting slogans:
"Against discrimination, request participation..."
"Strongly request the Sun Moon God Sect to participate in the Laba Congee Operation..."
"The beggars are the gang of beggars, high-spirited, rewarding the good and punishing the evil, the beggars are the strongest..."
"Against the high-priced tickets of Kaleidoscope Island..."
There are countless heads in the stone caves next to me, and there are people who are kicking their shoes to go out and see what is going on. I also simply go down and go with the flow. At this moment, my eyes suddenly brighten, and the inner door is impressive. Opening the hole, a group of people hurried out from the inside surrounded by an old man who looked like a fairy-style bone, screaming as they walked:
"What's the matter, who is this, yelling, yelling, yelling, okay if something happens?"
Countless people rushed out in an instant, and I hurried out. When I went out, I saw our group of people standing at the entrance of the tunnel, holding slogans and colorful flags in their hands. They were all fanned out. Seeing the people inside, Sister Dongfang had only one hand. Wave, the singing sounded suddenly:
"There is oppression, there is resistance..."
The singing voice was so loud that it rushed to Xiao Han, and Sister Dongfang relied on the skill of the Internet celebrity to sing high tunes comparable to the singer finals. Everyone was enthusiastic, and she started talking: "What's the matter?"
"I don't know, it looks like things are not done right on the island..."
Everyone talked about this, the face of the leader on the island suddenly couldn’t hold back. The old man coughed while everyone was breathing, and interrupted in a deep voice: "Everyone, the old man is the lord of the island. I don’t know who you are. Who, what's up here?"
Sister Dongfang immediately said righteously: "Didn't you hear, we just said-we have to protest, to protest against your discrimination against us!"
Long Dao Master rushed: "Everyone, I don't seem to know you yet, so how can I discriminate against you?"
"Yes, just because you don't know us, you didn't give us rewards and punishments for evil. Please come and eat Laba porridge!" Sister Dongfang said sternly: "Don't you think I, as the leader of the Sun Moon God Sect, is not qualified to come." Drink your laba porridge-why don't you give us a sign?"
"I also protested on behalf of Mingjiao!" Huang Rong said.
"I represent the Beggar Gang..."
"Who am I on behalf of, I'm protesting anyway!"
Finally, Sister Dongfang made a statement on behalf of everyone: "We are all sects who have not received tokens of reward and punishment for evil. Because of your discrimination, we organized a group to come to the island to ask you for an explanation-why discriminate against us, we Dissatisfied!" (End of this chapter)