Following Dongfang’s strong protest, the Lord Longdao quickly made concessions. After we reported our sect to which we belonged, we all got the right to participate in the Laba Congee Banquet. Among them:
Sister Dongfang represents the Sun Moon God Sect, Huang Rong represents Mingjiao, Qiao Feng represents the Beggar Gang, Space-Time Chicken represents the Taihu Zhuang Zhuang, Ximenge represents Weihushan, Yu Jiexi represents Deyun Society-whether he is true or not, anyway, all are piled up. I have received all the packing!
According to their requirements, they all lived in the cave next to me. Everyone barely became neighbors. According to my knowledge of Xia Ke Island, I planned to leave after the Laba banquet—there is nothing on this island. What are you doing without leaving
But what I never expected was that there was something fucking happening on this island!
At noon the next day, the fat man came to the cave and invited me to a banquet. Under his leadership, I entered the inner cave. Like many people, I was led through the cave and gradually gathered, and finally came to a huge crowd with the flow of people. In the cave, the light is bright, the cave is full of butter candles, and the cave is full of hundreds of tables. Guests are led to the table in an endless stream, each occupying one, and the table is gradually full...
A group of seven of us sat on the adjacent table and looked around by the way. Among them, countless people from the Central Plains martial arts and I have met in Xiangyang, or Daci Temple, so we nodded slightly, but everyone’s faces were covered with sad clouds. , It seems that the trip to Xia Ke Island is not optimistic.
The Laba Congee Banquet that Shi Potian attended should be the fourth time in theory. This time it was only the second time so I did not see him, and some of the characters in the knights did not attend, so on the contrary, there were more familiar faces than raw ones. It makes me feel more at ease...
Suddenly, the sound of bells and drums rang out loudly, and a man in yellow shirt said loudly: "The lord of the knight island dragon island and the lord of the wood island see the guests!"
We hurriedly looked towards the man in the yellow shirt, and saw that the middle door was already wide open, and two rows of tall and short men and women filed out from inside. Qi Qi saluted us—the fat and thin man who owed me a gambling debt was among them. The two of them and I looked at each other with a smile, and followed the crowd.
After the disciples on the island separated from left to right, the music gradually became tactful. Then I saw the old man and another person who I met yesterday follow out of it. The disciple in yellow shirt shouted: "Our island master welcomes you all!"
The two island owners bowed to the ground together, and the heroes returned their gifts.
Long Island Lord laughed and said: "On the remote and deserted island of Xiahemu brothers, I am very happy to see so many heroes of the Central Plains today, and I am honored to be very honored. It is just that the desert island has been simple for a long time, and the hospitality is not good. Please forgive me too!" Mudaozhu also said: "Please take a seat, everyone. Come here, serve!"
After the group of heroes sat down, all kinds of dishes were served immediately. At the same time, there was a bowl of hot, green porridge and rice, which should be the legendary Laba porridge—the two island owners each brought up the hot porridge around them. Nodding to us: "Everyone comes from afar, I don’t respect the island, only this bowl of laba porridge is offered. Please don’t be polite-please, please, please use it!"
Everyone was very nervous when they arrived on the Island of Knights, and when they saw the color of the bowl of porridge, they were even more embarrassed. For a while, no one dared to put down their chopsticks. The two island owners were about to invite again. Suddenly, someone from the east slapped them with a slap. At the table, he stood up and shouted at them sternly: "Why? Why do you want to drink porridge and eat porridge if you want to eat? Why don't I even listen to your parents? I won't drink it, so dare you!"
It was not someone else who stood up, it was the extinct old nun. This time she danced when she didn't agree with each other, but walked in front of us...
Dragon Island Master said in amazement: "It's up to you to drink or not, how dare we force it, but..." He sighed a little, and said solemnly: "If you don't drink, the consequences will be serious!"
Extinction sneered: "My extinction teacher gave me the nickname Angry Bird, how can you threaten it-let's talk about the consequences, I can naturally bear it!"
The Lord Mudao said lightly: "Supper starts at eight o'clock, nearly ten hours away from now. If you don't drink porridge... when you are hungry, no one will deliver you food!"
The exterminator said too angrily: "Fuck it, too shameless!"
Dragon Island Lord sneered: "So I advise you to drink it..."
The Exterminator was so hot-tempered that he felt that he couldn't hold on his face after such a run, and he hummed heavily. At this time, someone stood up and interrupted him, without squinting his eyes and bowing to the two island owners. Immediately attracted the attention of everyone, and the audience lost their interest in making troubles after the extinction. After watching for a long time, no one paid any attention. In the end, they could only sit down angrily-just listen to the humanity who stood up: "Two island owners, Why are you eager to get us here, can you please say something happy, it's suffocating me to death!"
The Dragon Island Lord said hesitantly: "You are Mr. Zhou Botongzhou, right? This porridge is cold and the effect is poor. Why don't we drink it again?"
Zhou Botong shook his head and said, "Can I tell you that I am a Sagittarius?"
"What do you mean?" The two island owners were dumbfounded together: "I haven't heard that Sagittarius has obsessive-compulsive disorder!"
"I'm impatient, okay, it's related to obsessive-compulsive disorder!" Zhou Botong changed his face and said, "Do you understand it?"
The Lord Wood Island said embarrassingly: "I really don't understand, or else, can you tell me something?"
"That's OK, I will teach you!" Zhou Botong said proudly: "The relationship between the twelve constellations and personality is roughly like this..."
The group of heroes shouted angrily: "Talk about the point!"
Zhou Botong was so scared that he shrank his neck, and then he remembered his main purpose, so he hurriedly changed his words: "Let's talk about the constellation in private, and now you still want to..." He turned around and looked at everyone dumbfounded." Why did I ask?"
"You ask him why he got us here!" Someone reminded below: "You said you were choked to death-not peeing, but irritable!"
Zhou Botong suddenly said, "Oh, by the way, I'll ask you what are you doing here?"
The Lord Long Island nodded, looked around the crowd, and sighed: "In that case, I will tell everyone..."
According to Long Island Lord, they were two little-known jianghu juniors. They occasionally got a treasure map, so they found this deserted island all the way, and found a poem carved on the stone wall. There is the profound meaning of supreme martial arts in it, so I started practicing with great concentration. Who knows that after a period of practice, they discovered that the difference between what they practiced was very large, and they couldn't convince the other party, and they became frozen for a while.
Then, these two thoughts, since this is an ancient poem, they went to find some students who had studied poetry and books as apprentices, and the four of them brought them back to the island to practice again. Unexpectedly, the eight disciples had even greater differences, and they had different opinions. , It's even more difficult to get together!
Then, the two went to find the head of Wudang Shaolin to comprehend the ancient poems, and the result was still the same...
The last two island owners really had no choice but to invite their fellow martial artists to come to the island for further study in the name of drinking Laba porridge, but until today they have not discovered the real mystery of this martial arts, it is still a mystery!
… Xia Ke Island has been famous for a long time, and the group of heroes thought that all the martial arts invited back then were dead. After listening to them, they were convinced there. They shouted for a while, and the two island owners stood up and went inside. Hole pointed: "Since you don't believe me, it's better to follow me in to see if they are alive and well. Is this okay?"
Everyone suddenly said: "Then say a fart, let's go!"
The group of heroes followed the two island owners all the way into the cave, but some people did not move, but the people on Xia Ke Island did not care about it. When we saw this, we all gathered around and asked: "What should we do? Should I go see it or keep it here?"
I am also very clear about the legend of Xia Ke Xing. Although Shi Potian experienced the fourth gathering and we are here for the second time, in general it should not be much different, and the stone wall is mainly written on martial arts, which is nothing to me. It's too useful, so I told everyone: "What is written here is martial arts, but it is hidden in the poem, and ordinary people can't see it-martial arts is useful for them, and it is useless for us. In my opinion, let's just don't Go in, eat, drink, rest and leave, what do you think?"
Brother Simon said strangely: "Since it is martial arts, why does it have nothing to do with us?"
"Is it unclear? They naturally need talents to look ugly, but what about us? We are so handsome and naturally rely on faces. What's so strange about this?"
Ximen groaned: "This..."
I didn't wait for him to express his position at all, and directly asked the other people: "You guys, don't you think you are ugly, do you?"
"That's for sure!" The Dongfang Sister and Yu Sister Xi Huang Rong on the side, no matter whether they have confidence in their looks or not, they nodded immediately: "If you don't believe me, look at the photos, we have posted them in the circle of friends!"
"Isn't that over?" I turned my head and asked Simon: "Aren't you from the acting school?"
Simon shook his head hurriedly: "No, I'm an idol too!"
I clapped my hands and said: "Since everyone agrees, it’s simple. Let’s say that we have participated in the meeting. We should eat and drink, take a rest, and how about going back to Central Plains tomorrow — don’t forget, let’s But there is still something to be done!"
Everyone nodded, so in everyone’s astonished eyes, the seven of us started to eat and drink. Not only did the food at our table be wiped out, but even the food at the next table that nobody had touched was brought over. After putting together a big table and starting to eat and drink, the bones of chickens, ducks and fish were thrown all over the floor, and everyone looked at it...
After eating for a while, I suddenly felt irritated to urinate. I stood up and wanted to find someone to ask where the toilet is. When I looked up, I found that there was no one but us in the cave. Woolen cloth?"
Uncle Mouth sitting next to me said casually: "Don't add vegetables, I can't eat it!"
"Add a fart, I'm just looking for a place to pee," I said with my legs tucked in. "Can't you just hide and sprinkle it?"
At this time, Simon smiled and raised his chopsticks towards a certain hole, and said mysteriously: "Go there, I promise to find it!"
"Why?" We were collectively surprised: "How do you know?"
Brother Simon curled his lips: "Are you still a cook, is it shameful? This cave is the way out of the dish just now. There must be a kitchen inside. Since there is a kitchen, there must be a toilet. Isn't this a standard feature of the hotel kitchen?"
"Oh, I forgot this!" (End of this chapter)