At this moment, a person came in outside the door. At first glance, it was more than forty, and then it was still more than forty. He had thick eyebrows, big eyes, and a tall nose. The facial features looked good individually. I am awkward, wearing a Tang suit holding a folding fan, cautiously like coming in to be a thief.
Lori Xigang’s very irresponsible underground party manifesto obviously played a role in distracting the military. The most concrete manifestation is that Xiao Zuanfeng and Lori Xi did not move. I could only stand up and say, "Closed." Yes, please be early tomorrow."
The visitor opened his eyes wide and said, "Do you think I am eating?"
"Don't you..." I said sincerely: "We also don't live."
He became more and more at a loss: "Don't you all know me?"
"Should you know?" I was furious: "Do you think you are Fahrenheit or dung BOY? Isn't it possible to play rock and roll at such an age-I don't chase stars!"
He suddenly smiled and said, "Do you think you can hide it?"
After saying this, everyone stood up. Lori Xi was ready to transform herself at any time with her small fork. Xiao Zuanfeng rushed into the kitchen to carry the thermos. Only Ximen Chuuxue calmly said: "What's your name?"-but he He also grabbed the armrest of the chair, and was fully prepared to kill the folding stool at any time.
The result of our tossing scared him enough, and murmured: "No, the address should be correct..." Then we raised our heads and looked at us nervously: "You are an underworld princess, a legendary world controller, and two legendary figures never do. Can't you see who I am?"
After the past few days, I got a lot of insights, and instantly took two steps back and said, "Are you also a killer?"
Lori Xi walked around the table and pretended to approach me indiscreetly, probably by surprise. Simon picked up a chopstick on the table. Only I grabbed a can, and put it down again. It's empty, so why don't you take the keychain out of your pocket!
The visitor hurried back two steps and waved his hand in front of him with a folding fan: "Don't worry, don't worry, I'm really not here to kill you, wait for my introduction?"
Me, Simon, and Lori said together: "Say!"
"What do you mean?" Xiao Zuanfeng picked up the thermos and rushed out instantly. I immediately noticed that this thermos was different from the one that was brought out and splashed with scissors today-it seemed that the hot oil was already cold, so he directly took the pot of boiling water. , The right hand gnawed half of the pig's hoof and pointed directly at the incoming person, eager to throw it away.
I stopped him and said, "Don't worry, listen to what he says." Although I know he can't bear it until the pig's feet are cleaned, but who knows, what if it is forced to hit a person in the face
Come to Humanity: "I am a fairy!"
When I heard this, Ximen Chuuxue Xiaozhufeng and I were both taken aback. Lori Xi alone did not eat this set. With a raised hand, the small Balara fork in the hand swung into the wind and turned into a sea king trident. Angrily said: "Fuck me! I have seen a lot of gods in the sky, so there is such a number as you?"
The visitor eagerly argued: "You haven't seen you and you can't explain that I am not-can you recognize so many gods?"
Lori Xi didn't move: "Yes, I can't finish it, but the immortal energy can't hide it? The immortal energy on your body is no better than the statue of the god of wealth on the wall. How can I believe you?"
Yesterday, Ren Xiaoyan invited the God of Wealth to the wall, and the Communist Party also put on a stick of incense...
The visitor said sternly: "I'm in the internship period."
The four of us: "Cut~"
Ximen Chuuxue interrupted again: "What's your name?"-Hey, Brother Simon has a big resentment, but anyone in front of him who doesn't know his name won't be able to eat and sleep, and he won't be able to run the census if he has to hand it over!
The man whispered: "My name is xxxxx!"
We all together: "Huh?"
He reluctantly raised the volume: "My name is Tai Er Zhenren."
I was a little confused: "I have only heard of Taiyi and never heard of Taier!"
He said: "Taiyi and I are twins. His name is Taiyi and I am Tai Er. Later, when he became an immortal and asked to write his big name, he changed it to Tai Yi, but I was still called Tai Er..."
He said this sincerely and sincerely, but I believe that his is not for this, but this kind of thing I have actually experienced: before elementary school every day, my family called my juniors and juniors, so I always thought of my name. My name was He Xiaosan. Later, I changed my school to why bother. I didn’t change it in March. Later, when the teacher of the Parents' Association called "Little San’s Dad, Little San’s Mom", my parents were embarrassed, and I had a big beating at home before I reluctantly admit it. This sounds like a playful name—analyzing the current situation, even He Xiaosan is much better than Tai Er!
Lori Xi thought for a while, and asked: "What are you doing?" The implication was that he had already admitted his identity, so Ximen Chuuxue and I also sat down again, and the little drill wind put the thermos on the table within reach Dier, stood behind me side by side.
Tai Er cautiously found a stool and sat down, only when he saw the signs that we were all licking the bricks, he said again: "It's a long story..."
I interrupted him and said: "Say what's important."-I also have a good sense of integrity, and I will never write a thousand or two thousand words for the sake of space. The simple and concise words are the most true portrayal of me.
Tai Er was straightforward: "I'm here to apply."
I casually said: "If you apply for a job, let me introduce you... nonsense! You are a god, why should you apply for it?"
Lori Xi sighed and said, "You can still speak clearly."
"I knew it would be like this..."
Tai Er murmured in his mouth to express his dissatisfaction. Simone coughed and put his hands on the back of the chair. He immediately cleared his throat and said: "According to regulations, the reserve of the gods who have expired internship must go to the earth to experience and pass the examination of the heavens. Although he didn't care about his identity, my brother didn't do it. He just threw me down without paying attention. Nothing. I can only find a place where people are not staying and wait for them to test me..."
I was immediately unhappy: "Will you chat-what is not a place for people to stay?"
Tai Er said seriously: "Don't worry, even if you are demons, I won't say that as long as you are not humans, we are all different kinds, and it has nothing to do with me. !" He tried his best to distinguish between himself and the heavens. I didn’t go into it. I guess if I keep on asking, I’ll have to say that it’s a temporary worker. You said that it’s too much of a crime to make a person’s reserve service a temporary worker, and I can’t live it myself. what.
I said leisurely: "Why do you think I will take you in?"
Tai Er happily said: "Look, I guessed you would say this a long time ago. Why should I say to apply for a job? After all, you all know my identity and I'm embarrassed to let me do coolies, right?"
"How do you think it fits?"
Mrs. Er said with a grin: "You don't actually need to do too much, just take care of your food and stay. When the test comes, you can join hands and help."
When it comes to this, I understand it. To be more pleasant, it is to eat, eat, and live, and to be unpleasant, to be a dog and put my family around... of.
I said violently, "You just want to come to me, right?" I lowered my voice and asked Lori Xi, "Does the underground palace belong to the heavens?"
Lolita said angrily: "He is not an official god. Whatever he cares. Besides, even the heavens can't control our underworld! We are not a system. The traffic police can't deduct the points of the train driver's license. Bar?"
Next to the small drill wind reminded: "It is said that urban management is almighty."
I turned my head and lazily said to the wife: "You have heard the words, the status of a god is not good for us here, let alone an internship-if you really have nowhere to go, you can keep it, but you must work hard by yourself. For so many years, the exploiting class, who earns food, clothing, shelter and transportation with both hands, and gets good and bad work for nothing has been overthrown.