The Ghost Chef

Chapter 33: Occasionally, I have to find a chicken

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Tai Er thought for a while, and cautiously said: "Is it really impossible to discuss?"

"Yes!" My childlike innocence said: "Uh! You have to eat, eat, drink, and drink outstanding at that time, how can we use our place to mess around!"

Tai Er's nose is not a nose and eyes are not eyes secretly snarling at Lori Xi: "Did she not say anything just now, I have no power."

"Then do you have money?"

The second wife: "Why do I come to you if I have money?"

"Uh, what do you have?"

"Ahem... The weather is great today!" Tai Er raised his head and looked out the window.

"You want money, no money, no mana, no mana, don't you want to work hard?" I jumped up suddenly: "Just put it straight, people like you are called Diaosi gnaw the old clan, others gnaw the old, you gnaw me , I'm not your old man."

The second wife blushed and said, "Isn't this a test? What kind of test is it to bring mana down?"

"Hey, do you know?" Lori Xi said coldly: "This is a test. You have to rely on yourself."

Tai Er suddenly patted his forehead: "I brought down a fan and can perform illusions three times a day. This way, whether you are in the underworld or the yang, it will be much easier to deal with-is this better than having money?"

I was moved and said, "Why don't you turn yourself into Jack Ma and go to the bank to withdraw money?"

Tai Er cried and said with a sad face: "It doesn't work for people..."

I spit: "Then it's useless. Even if you can turn cow dung into gold like Jigong's fan, I have to get out afterwards. Now the streets are full of surveillance. Even if you pick up a dollar in the bank, it's cheap. If I can keep you locked up for ten or eight years, let alone such a large piece of gold turning into cow dung, maybe I will be killed immediately if I catch it."

Too Erhu stirs: "Then I have a good skill."

I thought for a while and said: "Well, since I have the ability, I won't let you be a coolie, so I will learn to cook skewers from the little diamond style in the future-this is a technical job, and most people can't learn it if they want to!"

Tai Er said dissatisfied: "If you have the ability to grill skewers?"

I snorted: "Then you continue to be a coolie..."

The second wife was honest immediately: "Don't don't!"

At this time, footsteps sounded upstairs, Xiaogu descended from the stairs and looked at me and immediately asked with concern: "Ah! Brother He is okay?" He walked over and handed Lori Xi a notebook and a stack of money. The account has been settled, and this is today’s business payment."

Lori Xi took the money and counted it, and smiled at us with joy: "Business is good today!"

I wondered: "Who said just now that it doesn't matter if you want to go back to the Chuanertan business in the underworld anyway, don't you please?"

Lori glared at me and said, "Isn't this just for money to buy things? Call tomorrow to buy!"

Xiao Zuan Feng Bah Bah Bah spit out a piece of bone from the pig's hoof that was gnawing, "Cough cough, can I have one? I think others can use it to sing!"

With more money, I immediately waved my hand carelessly: "Buy them all, we have money now!"

Ximen Chuuxue said quietly, "I want to find someone to cast a sword."

This request is nothing to say about money, but I also want to be able to find it—I smiled embarrassedly at Ximen Chuuxue: "Sorry, there is no blacksmith now. If you want to get a sword, we can only go online. Buy or take something else to make yourself!"

Ximen Chuuxue said a little disappointed: "Ordinary swords can't stop you. Scissors are too powerful."

After going around a lot of things, it came back to the Scissor Scissor Assassin, and we sighed together: "It's a matter!"

Leng Ding asked Tai Er, "What kind of scissors? Can't stop ordinary swords?"

I saw this guy suddenly remembered, we spent a long time guessing at the monster, why didn't we guess whether the guy was a god? There are many such things in Journey to the West. At least half of the nine-nine-nine-nine-eighty-one difficulties are monsters from all over the world. In this way, the saying that the upper beam is not right and the lower beam is crooked makes sense. thing!

Cough, I didn't say this thing in the sky messing around all day long.

I briefly told him about the situation of the Scissorhands, and asked according to the routine of Journey to the West: "Are there any gods in the sky recently going down?" I had to try it. You have to consider whether you have also reincarnated Jin Chanzi, anyway, the difference between killing and eating is not very big.

Tai Er thought about it: "I seem to be the only one recently. I shouldn't be a god, isn't it from the same place as them?" He pointed a finger at Xiao Zuanfeng and Ximen Chuuxue.

"Why didn't we think about it, we all guessed, there is really nothing similar!"

"No, there must be!" Tai Er thought hard, "I really think there is a guy who is very similar to you, but I don't remember where it is... Cuiping Mountain... No, Jiulong Mountain... No, Hulu Mountain... No, uh. Yes! By the way, I know where this guy came from!"

We were all nervous: "Where is he?"

"The King of Colorful Mountain Scorpion!"

I turned my head and asked Xiao Zuanfeng: "Where is this monster? Do you know?" I remember there is only one scorpion spirit in Journey to the West, female, very powerful. I used a hook to pierce the Monkey King, but later it was still annoying. Sun Xingjun killed her when she went out, but the place where she lived was called Pipa Cave of Poisonous Enemy Mountain, and the enemy also used scorpion tails instead of scissors.

The monsters like her, the Bone Spirit, etc. are among the few monsters in the whole novel who died of unfavorable lives without a background or a backstage, so I came up with it in a moment with fresh memory.

Xiao Zuanfeng said sharply without knowing it, "I don't know!"

Tai Er proudly: "Of course you know, where is the Scorpion King from Journey to the West? I tell you, he was the scorpion spirit who colluded with Mrs. Golden Snake to capture seven gourd babies!"

All of us said in unison: "It turned out to be him!" But then, I asked in a skeptical attitude of Descartes' philosophy: "Are you sure?"

Tai Er hesitated and said: "Although I dare not say anything else, I am familiar with the legendary world. There is nothing I don’t know about. I dare to bet you with tonight’s supper, it must be him. "He gave me a sharp eye, and immediately made up his tail: "—unless you describe it wrong!"

Lori Xi exaggerated: "Hey, it turned out to be a technical house!"

I looked around and said, "Since I know it's such a thing, do you have any new methods and tricks? Isn't it your strength to take the right medicine to make up for your weakness?"

Lori Xi said blankly, "I really can't think of anything other than Killing Spirit."

Ximen Chuuxue also nodded: "I still think I should cast a sword."

Take a look at everyone and then look at me: "Actually, I don't think we should be too pessimistic. Think better, no matter how scorpions are better than prawns-in that case, there must be a mother."

Me: "... You guys are not good at composing? It's not you who kills together?"

Leng Buding Xiaogu said timidly next to him: "Brother He, although I don't know the games you are playing, I have read Journey to the West and know that these monsters are all things that fall from one thing to one thing-why don't you catch a chicken? Mr. Ang Ri Xing is a chicken, so won't the scorpion sperm be brought down?"

I squabted with Gua Zi and said in doubt: "Can this be useful?"

Xiao Bone didn't open his mouth but Tai Er was excited, and said eagerly: "It's useful and useful. Finding a big male cock is really useful. Even if you can survive, you will startle it. Don't you just clean up the soft feet and raking hands?"

Hey, don’t say it, it’s really the reason—we have to find it occasionally *** (end of this chapter)