The Ghost Chef

Chapter 38: Ancient gourmet

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The fat old man with little eyeballs kicked us for a long time, walking down the steps with a bloated and luxurious posture, "Who are you?"

I quickly smiled and said, "Master, we are here to ask you questions."

"Study?" The fat old man immediately picked it up and sat on the steps pretendingly. He stretched out his hands and shook his hair for a long time. Then he put his hand down in embarrassment, coughing and said: "Many, very busy, very busy. No time!"

Your uncle, if you say you are fat, you really pant. Isn't this fat old man too capable of pretending? But having said that, I really don’t have the thought of asking Guo Degang for advice. I don’t talk about cross talk, and it is said that his apprentices and students still have the habit of tearing up with the teacher. If I fight back, I can wipe my body with hair or neck. It's too greasy and I can't stand it!

I asked Lori Xi in a low voice, "Are we afraid we made a mistake?"

She frowned and went out to glance at the address, and when she came back, she twisted her face and said, "The address is correct. Is the old man menopausal?"

I thought for a while. Seeing the old man sitting on the side and looking up at the sky, he might be showing off his score, and then moved up and laughed: "Uncle, you are not idle right now, just take your mouth and take this out?"

The old man turned his face to one side, picking up a stick on the floor and drawing and tuned in his accent: "I am so busy, I am not interested in general academic problems-please ask me to be smart, I really can't spare time..."

Lolita whispered in my ear: "The old man is pretending, right?"

I nodded: "I can see it, he wants to really rush us to coax us in the morning. This is just a trick-it's okay, look at me," I looked up and looked around, and sighed: "Okay, since it's all the same. If you're on it, we can only say goodbye first, anyway, seeing you in this posture will not be able to cast a baby for a while, let's talk about it another day!"

We talked and moved up to the courtyard to see that we were ready to leave. The fat old man was dumbfounded. He twisted his butt and shook it and pulled it in front of us. He looked over with a grinning face and said, "Hey, don't go, this Things can still be discussed!"

"Can't you not receive it?"

"I don't think it's easy for you to come here. If you can help, please help!" The old man smiled fakely: "Tell me?"

"Why do I think you are pulling people from a MLM nest?" I became more confused.

The fat old man smiled awkwardly, and then stretched out his hand to squeeze his hair again: "See the truth. Say, what are you trying to ask? But let me talk about it first. I just want to talk about it. I don’t guarantee you all. Can learn to understand."

When the water came out, I immediately got excited, and didn't pretend, I immediately threw the question out: "I just want to know, why are there two different tastes in the mouth of the wall grass, and the smell is different?"

"The smell of grass drops on the wall?" The fat old man was taken aback, followed by jumping three feet high, and said joyfully: "Are you here to ask me about eating drops?" The fat old man yelled crazy and went around the courtyard, there was a kind of After a dog bit a tortoise with nowhere to sip for a long time, it suddenly feels bright and cheerful. I have seen this kind of situation—

I remember that there was a classmate in the class who liked a girl and didn’t dare to say that she was holding her back every day. Later, the girl took the initiative to speak to him, and the boy became virtuous as soon as she finished speaking. After a few laps in the playground on a rainy day, she finally got a grunt jump. Things just happened in the fountain.

Fortunately, the fat old man did not jump into the pond in the yard. I want to understand later. The main reason is not that he doesn't want to jump to calm down, but that the pond is too small to hold his stomach...

The fat old man yelled for a while, and took us directly to his pavilion. Then he joked with excitement: "The grass drops on the wall taste different, because they grow on the mountain yin and the sun to accept the dripping moon, which is inherently different. So when it is used for cooking, the taste is not the same-cooking is not particular, but if it is used for spice and seasoning, the difference is big."

We nodded together: "Oh, there is such a difference!"

"Also, this thing is very strange, and the method of treatment is also very special. Simple frying and boiling will not work. It must be steamed in water, otherwise it will change color. Of course, the medicine is different. Some special materials are added. Keep the fragrance and medicinal effect... ”

The fat old man looked inconspicuous, but when he talked about these things, it was incredible. The quotations were written into chapters, and the words were concise and concise, and they were really much better than Fat Guo, and our ears were pricked up. I was a little confused and muttered: "Who the hell are you able to blow like this?"

The fat old man stopped coldly and said his name with a smile. I only felt that the thunder was rolling and flashing. What I never thought was that the owner of such a senior foodie fangs was actually him!

Maybe you all guessed it, he is—

Confucian ancestor who once accepted three thousand disciples, 72 wise men, Confucius, the second Confucian!

To be honest, I never thought Confucius would be a fat man!

What I didn't expect was that this fat man was still a senior fat man!

It took me a long time to learn about this. Confucius’ family was very poor when he was a child, so he went to other people’s temples to steal the sacrifices. When they were discovered, they pretended to put the sacrificial utensils and practiced saluting, and his reputation was lost. It spread; when he grew up, he was unwilling to work in the field and had no way to be an official, so he founded the Kong Yun Society to recruit apprentices, and recruited Yan Lu, Zeng Dian, Ran Geng, etc. to the school for doctrine cross talk, through unremitting efforts and momentum. The propaganda finally gathered a large group of naval forces and supporters when he was in his thirties, and started a journey of traveling around the world to eat and drink.

At this time, Fatty Kong's family life has entered a well-off life. He triumphantly yelled the slogan of "Never tired of eating fine, never tired of fine", telling everyone that Fatty Kong has surplus food, and we will only eat fine grains and meat in the future. Don't eat whole grains anymore!

When he was a child, he suffered a great loss. After he had money, he was not only teaching cross talk, but also eating. He summed up a lot of experience throughout his life. He put forward the famous "Eight No Food", and finally became a generation of famous gourmets.

Therefore, it is reasonable for the old man to fool us...

Seeing that we were dizzy with Yunshan Mist, the old man smiled triumphantly, he smiled triumphantly, his fat face flushed red: "How about it, do you know how good my old man is?"

"I really can't see it," I sincerely gave the old fat man a compliment: "This, this..." At the beginning I called out and yelled, but the introduction was Confucius and I didn't know how to greet him.

The old man waved his hand indifferently, "You can call me Confucius or Confucius, anyway, you are not my students."

"I know Brother Qiu!"

"Uh, let's call Kong Qiu..."

"No problem, Brother Qiu!"

The old man was helpless: "Thank you!"

I happily turned my head and said to Lori Xi and the others: "Ge Qiu is very good!" Turning my head and continuing immediately: "Ge Qiu, do you know about the whole table of gods and ghosts? Can you tell us about it?"

"All the gods and ghosts?" Fatty Kong exclaimed: "Do you also know this?"

I confessed: "We want to remake this set of dishes."

Fatty Kong jumped three feet high, and his two mung bean eyes stared with excitement: "You finally found the right person. There are very few people who can do it at the whole table of gods and ghosts. There are not many people who even eat everything. Thousands of years... It’s not that I’m blowing it, I’ve eaten it, and can be a Diren for thousands of years, but I’m the only one who hasn’t been reincarnated!"

A group of us looked at each other and cheered: "That's great!"

"However," Kong Fatty Lengding turned his head and demanded: "I can help you, but I also have a request: I will follow you in the future!"

"Huh?" I stunned and pointed at the surroundings, and said in amazement: "You don't want such a good courtyard?"

"Why do you want it?" Fatty Kong yanked his whole body, crying with a sad face: "The apprentices are all reborn, and I have not caught them now. People who have not eaten for a few days have lost a lot of hungry and thinner-you want to ignore me, I will I'll show you death!" (End of this chapter)