Fatty Kong elaborated on the origins of the banquet of gods and ghosts from beginning to end, and it was so vivid and brilliant. I once had the urge to squeeze my hair... I'm so paralyzed, this grandson should be bald, why not? Woolen cloth
In the earliest days, the world’s most skilled cook was called the God of Cookery. He was the unique cook in the world. Emperor Yan Luo was too envious. This situation lasted for thousands of years. It wasn't until the period of Zhou Xing in the late Shang Dynasty that a huge turning point suddenly occurred—
There is a chef with extraordinary craftsmanship under Hou Su Hu in Jizhou. When Su Daji was born, this chef also gave birth to a boy. He and Daji had been urinating and muddying together since childhood. As soon as he went to grow and grow nature, he developed a kind of super friendship.
The boy is extremely talented and he is better at cooking than his father. Fried bean sprouts can all seem to be full of meat, which is a must. When he was fifteen or six years old, his fame had gone out of Jizhou and went to the whole country, facing the world with his head high. , Even King Zhou had heard of his name.
It’s just that he’s just a cook, no matter how good he cooks, he never dared to show his heart to Daji. Daji also knows that there is a big difference in identity, and the friendship is hidden. , King Zhou inadvertently turned over Daji's sign, and went into Chaoge.
How could the boy grab his wife from King Zhou? He could only give up the pointless resistance and accompany her to Chaoge. He watched that Liang Xiaowu Guai became the concubine of King Zhou. He was heartbroken and focused on the delicious dishes. Delicacy to express your love is also a kind of special comfort.
Everyone knows what happened later. In the Western Zhou Dynasty, the businessmen, Daji and King Zhou were all chopped off their heads. Although no one cares about this humble little chef, it didn’t take long for him to die of love and illness. Arrived in the underworld.
Where would King Yama let go of this opportunity? He was hired immediately with a high salary, and used year-end dividends and provident funds to buy a house and pension insurance and many other conditions. The reputation of the chef, the partner also gave the nickname: Demon Sword!
Ghost chef, it is said that the dishes in the sky and the underground are omniscient and exquisite. After the old and the new, the waves will make the waves. No matter what ingredients, as long as they pass through his hands, they can turn decay into magic, and give people a pile of rubbish. , Even when the Western Tathagata Buddha feasted on the Five Hundred Arhats, he sent Kaye Ananda to invite him to cook Zhai Cai;
The demon knife is said to be able to use six knives to cut vegetables at the same time. It is a unique flow of six knives in history. The minced meat that comes out of his hand can penetrate the silk cloth, the tofu can penetrate the nose of the needle, the fish fillet can pass between the teeth, and it can fill the pit with a single blow. All the flies are cut into double eyelids!
As the saying goes, one radish, one pit, one widow, one door, this coldly drilled out a capable man and cook, and stopped doing it, had to go to the ghost kitchen to compete, three runs and two runs brought the matter to the Jade Emperor-heaven. The gods are also quite boring. They have nothing to do and can’t get off the ground. It’s illegal to pick up girls and hook up with fairies. Playing mahjong can’t bring blood. So in the legend, if there is something in the mortal world and the immortal world, they will be mobilized and toss 100,000 soldiers in the world. In fact, it is Free business trips.
When they heard this, their interest was coming, and they made a booby-and-fried strategy, which happened to be about to start the flat peach meeting again, and soon submitted an organizational resolution to the Jade Emperor for review:
There is a triathlon of Ghost Chef Triathlon. They both participate and each have a table of dishes that they have not seen before. The skilled person can come to the Pantao Club as the chef and get the name of the world's first supernatural craftsmanship!
I don’t know the process, but the result came out soon anyway. The Ghost Kitchen’s table of dishes was slightly better, and God Cooke immediately became so angry that he shut himself up for five thousand years. The emperor gave the name to the gods and ghosts to complete the table, and even when he was happy, he asked him what reward he wanted, ready to bleed and spend a lot of money...
I guess you have guessed it. There must be a bit of bloody plot behind this matter, and you are not happy if I write about it, so the bloody plot came into being-just waiting for the ghost chef three times and nine bows to Xie Zhulong in the sky full of gods and Buddhas When yes, a moth happened, and the ghost chef knelt on the ground, tearfully making a request to the Jade Emperor:
Let Daji!
It turned out that the Ghost Chef bought the judge with good wine and meat when he was in the underworld. After checking the life and death story, he knew that Daji was possessed by Kyuubi, and Kyuubi had been possessed by Daji for too long, so she and Daji themselves The soul of Jiang Ziya has been entangled together and inseparable. When Jiang Ziya put the nine-tailed fox in the eyes of Bei Haihai and suffered for 100,000 years, Daji was also squeezed in, never freed from it.
The matter of the Conferred God List was jointly drafted by the three religions. The Jade Emperor couldn’t get in touch with it. The Ghost Chef’s request immediately prevented the old boy from coming off the stage. The gods who watched the excitement were also busy giving the BOSS a round, but we did not think about our Ghost Chef. He didn't give this face at all, and he insisted that the Jade Emperor agreed, and forced him to find the Buddha of the Nineth Heaven...
The final result is very simple, Da has been able to release, but the ghost chef must reincarnate in the ninth and eighty-one generations, including the ninth pheasant, the ninth beggar, the ninth villain, the ninth writer, etc... Suffered all the hardships to compensate him for making this request.
Ghost Chef agreed immediately!
Fatty Kong told us that after the ghost chef entered the cycle of reincarnation, the demon sword somehow disappeared from the underworld. As a result, the practice of this table of gods and ghosts is completely lost. The only people who know are that except for the gods and Buddhas. It’s a pity that the sages invited by Flat Tao will know the taste and name at best, and you can’t even touch the recipes of this table...
For a long time, we don’t want to take this fat guy—the pharmaceutical company has drug people, and they release new drugs to try out; the cosmetics company has makeup people, and new cosmetics are tested for allergies. Fatty Kong is our cannibal and produces new foods. Fortunately, the person who eats first is fortunate that there is only one person who is not a member of the family. Otherwise, it should be called a cannibal!
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I, Lori Xi, Xiao Zuanfeng, Ximen Chuuxue, Xiaogu, Tai Er, Wu Dalang, Kong Fatty, have gone to seven of the eight rooms, and the only empty room is left in the heart—I don’t know if it’s this name. The child is too hypocritical, always a bit suggestive of the relationship between men and women, so when anyone chooses to avoid it, no one wants to drill in.
I don’t know if my luck has changed. After this trip to the underworld, my life has calmed down a lot. Ren Xiaoyan is also honest with the cat’s house after getting the wall grass. We have nothing to do except set up a stall at night every day, as always. My son, even the Scissor Hand and Scorpion King didn’t try to harass me any more. Everyone stood where they should stand, and with the passage of time, various hobbies and hobbies also came into being. It didn’t bother me to bother. Stay honestly on the rooftop every day to continue the unity of the waist and the horse.
Lori Xi is the most comfortable. She added a TV that can receive more than two hundred channels to her house. She lay down in her room and watched TV with snacks in her mouth. She was as decadent as a modern female college student. She quickly made a series of I have finished watching the drama of Gongdou, and I brought Zhen Huan's voice to my speech. When I ate the noodles and sprinkled green onions, I said coldly, "This noodles is naturally excellent, if you have more green onions, it won't be disappointing." It scared me directly!
Of course, I didn’t dare to say anything to her. Although I seem to have the highest job level, I know in my heart: someone at the administrative level will always dominate me. Wei Xiaobao often said).
Xiao Zuanfeng finally stopped singing while eating. He plugged his earphones and listened to songs on his mobile phone every day. He hummed at any time. He also changed the tune of the original mountain patrol song when he was free. They made rock, punk, and Jazz, pop, folk songs and other versions, the latest is called "Huayin Laoqiang Yi Xunshan", it is said to be an excellent work combining modern rock and intangible cultural heritage-I have also come up with a plan for his disaster to the country and the people. It is very simple. , He wore a non-mainstream mask when he ran to the hall, which also killed his singing in the cradle;
Xiaogu stays in the house without going out or shopping. Her only hobby is to take a bath. Anyway, I told her that she was bathing ten times out of ten. It gave people the feeling of a decade-old dream of a deserted city, and the prosperity faded away. , It doesn’t always feel like the whole skin is about to collapse;
The most diligent one is Wu Dalang. Now it is basically his responsibility to make cakes for the elderly in circles, and occasionally squat in the courtyard to watch the sky when he is free.
Tai Er began to take time out to do her own business, that is to do good deeds and accumulate merits to complete the assessment. The specific method was to help the old lady cross the road to help her aunt carry the vegetable basket, but was caught by the defense team three times a day, still Xiaoqing I got it out before I came forward. I had to give him a trick to pour boiling water to warm the cleaner. Two days after sending it to him, he settled the bill: This progress is just as far away as using a thermos bottle to store steel and prepare to buy a house. If you don’t live a life Rui probably is out of play...
Ximen Chuuxue stood alone on the top of the building and meditated next to me every day. Lengding did not prevent me from discovering something: It turned out that this guy is colorblind, except for white in his eyes, but black. No wonder he only wears white clothes-I can only give it to him. He got two white suits and put them on. Within two days, Uncle Zhang came to see me: "Is your building haunted? You can see white shadows floating all over the building during the day and night. It's too oozing!"
The most unusual is Fatty Kong. To put it simply, there is only one sentence: Ah, I am obsessed with square dancing, and the most ruthless thing is-this old man led the dance within two days. After I arrived in Xintiandi, I went out every day with the preparations in the store. I waited until a bunch of customers came back and quickly accepted a lot of apprentices... To be honest, I gradually began to understand that some things are pure talent. It has nothing to do with the right time and place. With the current population density, it is considered light for a fat man to receive 30,000 disciples a year!
The only thing I didn’t expect was that after the underground palace went in and out, hey, my arms returned to normal, and I don’t know how we got it out. I don’t know why when I ask Lolixi, I’m happy to enjoy the blood. The effect of the resurrection.
The only strange thing is that Supreme Treasure has never appeared, and I don't know where it went, which makes me a little unclear.
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Two or three days have passed since the comfortable life. Of course, comrades from the police came to inquire or we tried our best to sell skewers. The killer never came again, and I don’t know if there is a huge conspiracy brewing. We can only keep the same. Under the excuse of ever-changing excuses, I lived a comfortable life, until Ren Xiaoyan's soul came to my stall one night. The reason is simple: there is a family who does not know how many rich people are on the Forbes rich list. Young Master Dai has been enamored with Ren Xiaoyan for a long time, and he formally made a proposal to marry him in accordance with the rules of the rivers and lakes. The parents of the Ren family accepted as soon as they heard. They planned to let them meet and talk in two days, and then he gave the matter...
"What's so bad about this?" I dragged her to sit on a stool by the cash register, squeezed open the can of ice coke and passed it over, then opened the can of ice coke and poured it down. "It's really not. I'm glad, you will pretend to frighten his parents by pretending to be the big foot-scraper. As long as the two old men can make you sick, can this little one make a difference?"
Ren Xiaoyan didn't grab the Coke in her hand, she stared and said in a hurry: "It's just as simple as that! The two have seen it several times. Even if I become a crazy woman, I must have a process. Dou Zhuan Xing Yi can't deceive people!"
Lori Xi dipped her saliva and counted the stack of large tickets in her hand, without raising her head, she said casually: "You just said that you have a boyfriend, I don't believe this kind of thing, he would like to get wet with rain and dew!" It seems this For a while, she has gained a lot from watching Gongdou Opera, and has gradually applied her intrigue to real life.
"He knew I didn't..."
Lori Xi skillfully tied up the money with a rubber band, and threw it in the drawer: "The fake Dao Faguo is looking for someone to act as a shield, and insists that there is a boyfriend who can't verify it anyway, or say you are a lesbian. , Anyway, this is also very popular now-if you like it, you can find a woman to accompany you in two ways. This must be great!"
Ren Xiaoyan stared at Lori Xi dumbfounded for a long time, and said in a daze, "What did this child eat to grow up? He is so against the sky when he is five or six years old. Wouldn't it be another disaster for the country and the people when he grows up?"
"That won't!" I quickly explained: "Don't worry, she just said, after all, born under the red flag and growing in the spring breeze, it is not easy to make mistakes—don’t digress, don’t digress, let’s go today. Not discussing this!"
Ren Xiaoyan worriedly refocused her attention on herself, “I definitely can’t pretend to be a lesbian. I feel sick when I think about it. ?"
I held up my chest and promised: "You can pick anyone in the room, and if you can do it, I promise to make it!" Looking left and right, the only suitable candidate here is me. The others are either young or inappropriate, just one sentence So, who is this thing made in heaven
Ren Xiaoyan swept around, and finally turned her gaze on me. I waited for her to speak with a smile without a word, and then listened to her quietly saying to Lori Xi: "I'd better pretend to be a lesbian."
I:"… "
At this time, the number of guests has gradually become scarce. The little drill in the kitchen and others have gradually joined our discussion. Finally, they concluded that lesbians are not necessarily good. After all, Ren Xiaoyan has no men and no women around him. It can’t solve the substantive problem at all, and there are too many movies and TV shots in this trick. It’s as bad as the two people who didn’t agree with their parents who stole the household registration book. I can’t even think about it!
Just when we were thinking about it, Fatty Kong came back, pacing the purple clay pot, carrying an old-style tape recorder the size of a pillow, and the little mung bean's eyes blinked a few times to see the problem: "Look at you. With this look on your face, why did something happen?"
As soon as the matter was said, Fatty Kong instantly became happy: "Seeing you are worried, how simple it is! Come, listen to me..."
(Guess it! In the legend, who can use six knives at once? Guess is rewarded!) (End of this chapter)