The Ghost Chef

Chapter 4: Persimmon 70S

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Lorixi was silent for a moment, and got into the car without saying a word. I didn’t say much about it. I hurriedly got in behind and sat down, the horse fluttered and started, and the car drove out, just listening to the wind on both sides. Oops, a faintly visible city appeared in front of him after a short while, written in three large characters "Fengducheng", and the number is 9527 in white letters on a black background.

Entering through the city gate, the car immediately drove on all the spacious streets, here is completely different from what I imagined. The various blue and green light sources illuminate the city many times brighter than the outside, looking at the fog. The capital was almost the same during the dust storm. I immediately had my wish to die in Kyoto in the future—nothing else, I just wanted to go to the underworld without environmental obstacles after I died, and I just didn’t adapt to the environment!

There are all kinds of buildings on the street, from the archways of Qin brick and Han tile to dozens of floors of pants. The whole combination of ancient and modern. Of course, the ghosts on the roadside are also the same. It’s not much different from the human world. I’ve visited COSPLAY before and it’s just like that. I don’t have any sense of strangeness. It’s just the traffic that I sigh the most. We haven’t gotten into a car along the way, and it’s said that there is no limit to the number.

The only drawback is that the color is relatively monotonous. The cool color of the water is mixed with black and white, and there is no more than a little red like a firefly butt. I took a closer look and found that it is a shop selling mobile phones—the black sign has a picture on the bottom. With a huge pattern, looking at a real flattened bun with red bean paste stuffing, the stuffing was trampled on the ground.

The signboard is written in seven or eight languages, including simplified, traditional, and seal script: Persimmon mobile phone monopoly.

Lolixi was obviously in a very low mood, and her voice was a little low when she spoke: "Let's lean a little, I'll take him to look at the phone."

"Why do you look at the phone?" I think I am suffering from secondary disease. I have to ask if I don't understand anything. It's worse than Grandma Liu's entry into the Grand View Garden-she wouldn't have deliberately embarrassed me and then played with shame. Be brave: "Can this be taken back?"

She shook her head slightly: "I can't take it back, but if you buy a mobile phone of the same model in Yangjian, you can attach the cell phone to it, and you can communicate directly with us... Go up and down, in the information age, communication must be borderless."

Me: "... How about you put a tongue on my ears?"

In fact, I was quite panicked, racking my brains to figure out what to do to not be seen by others. This is the first time I go to a local store. Should I enter the store with my left foot or my right foot

Is the gaze as pale as still water or tears in your eyes

What do you say if you want to go to the bathroom when you are halfway around

Does it seem literate to close your eyes when you go shopping

Is it better to look melancholy or deep

Will someone post saying that I am cold if I do not speak

What should I do if others say I show off my wealth

… So nervous!

Followed Lori Xi to the door, Ma Piaoteng locked the car and followed, the two pale-faced Door Ying immediately shouted "Welcome" and bowed to us-based on my experience of working in the past few years, The girl with the tall face on the left must be a novice, so she looks very nervous, and the one on the right is an old employee. Look, people can tell at a glance that Lori Xi is the leader of us, so when she bows, she turns away. Turning straight at her at 30 degrees, it's like a tall one who just rushed straight into the street and casually fell on the ground. The strength is still great, and someone has to bend his waist...

The sequelae of the tall girl ghost's excessive force was immediately revealed-she lifted her head out.

The head banged against the concrete block on the side of the street, grunted and turned twice, and the half-headless body still bowed vigorously at us. The blood cavity was two inches away from my face, and the head was spitting on the side seven or eight meters apart. The tongue wants to come straight, but the mouth is still there and I can't help apologizing: "I'm sorry, sorry, I'm a newcomer, I definitely don't want to smash you..."

"Oh, don't apologize, go and pick your head," the veteran said without squinting his eyes, and then began to laugh at us: "Guests come in, let me introduce you..."

All sorts of ghosts passing by on the street seem to have become accustomed to this, and did not have any reaction, but deliberately avoided it when that half of the body dangled and went out to pick up their heads. The whole street is estimated to be only me reacting a little bit...I was violently cold. Hurrying to follow Lolita, she didn't dare to leave her three feet away.

The novice female welcome ghost immediately picked up her head.

This is not surprising. The real surprise is when I saw it. The jump made me stunned. I pointed to the mobile phone on the counter with excitement: "This, this is an Apple?"

Of course, you can also understand that I was scared when I thought about the price of Apple's mobile phones in Yangjian.

"Yes, this is the same as Apple," Ma Puteng did not wait for the sales introduction, and explained to me: "Our model is newer than yours. You are only 6S and we are almost 70S. After all, Jobs died in the underworld. It’s made, so it’s not much different."

I pointed to the sign outside: "Then what does this mean? Is Mao a stomped bun?"

"Persimmons!" Lori Xi said: "Just like Yang Jian, Jobs originally wanted to use a bite of a persimmon as a mark, but he forgot our folklore-the persimmon was too ripe, and a bite just collapsed."

With the help of sales, we finally found the old model I could use in the inventory, which is now called the 5S6S. I just need to go back and get the same one and take it down. The two phones will be attached as soon as they are closed. It’s just that I’m still worried, you say you buy me the yang house from the underworld, what shall I do!

I only have sixty-two dollars in my pocket...

I didn't mention this, because I am not sure what will happen if I meet Aunt Hei, and I also need to face the risk of Lori Xi changing her face at any time, so let her give her mobile phone and prepare to take a step by step.

When I came out, I took a look at the street. There are so many famous shops-there are shops that change heads and arms. When you die, you can choose a new one if you have missing arms or legs. The name is' China has a good body. There is also the "Coffin I want" that specializes in coffin panels, and there is an advertisement next to it, "I heard that a new coffin is more suitable for you on rainy days."; In addition, there are also people selling haunted houses and dreaming. , Professional grimacing... all kinds of things are available, and they are as good as they are!

The car rushed past the street without stopping for a moment. It turned a corner of the street. Ma Putter probably knew that I was also the first time in Fengdu 9527. He introduced me very graciously: "Brother, I have turned this corner. It’s our Yamen. Remember, No. 1 Retribution Street. If you come to take a taxi next time, you can directly report the address..."

Before I finished speaking, I watched the front of the car flashing, and suddenly the person fell from the sky, and slammed on the front cover of the car. I screamed before I could say it, and the guy whizzed through. —I turned my head to look, and then I watched the car drove past, and a guy with a smashed head swayed on the ground, swayed around and climbed up on the ground to push his old high, buckle and rope to play performance art...

The smasher hadn’t touched the two of them yet, the two little ghosts rushed out from the side of the street, and then they climbed up the street to face up. After a while, one of the little ghosts happily handed things to the smasher, and the guy held it to his head. It was stuffed inside, and then he turned around.

Hey, this face! Just like that with two quail eggs on a pot of mashed potatoes! After a long time, are the two little ghosts helping to find eyeballs? !

Sure enough, there was a kid who started to laugh and sang: "I was on the side of the road, picked up two eyes, and handed them to the owner's uncle, who held the eyes and put them in the eye sockets..."

The other is complaining: "I blame you, I don’t care about me. How do I write this diary..."

Everyone is good at education, and every kid has a good enlightenment. It's much better than our old man and old lady who fell into the street and no one cares—just having said that, if we could fall into a muddy puddle and move again. Everyone is afraid that this will not happen.

"Wipe your sweat, look at your virtue, shameful!" After buying the phone, Lori Xi was a little better, and her mood was obviously higher. She handed me a piece of paper: "Tell you, it was a suicide square in the past. This circle is a place where addicted ghosts are tossing, and there are all kinds of people who jumped upstairs and cut their wrists... I will remind you first, don't look like you have never seen the world!"

"What addiction do you say?" I heard my eyes dizzy, and wiped my tongue directly with my face paper: "Is there anyone else in the underworld?"

Little Lori coughed, and crossed her legs in an old manner. She probably wanted to pretend to be serious, but she just pulled the pacifier out of her mouth to lose all her momentum:

"When a person encounters a key and important thing, no matter how he did it at the time or how he did it well, but when he looks back, he always thinks and recollects and feels that he has done imperfectly. The same goes for ghosts, suicide is such an important thing, after death There will always be some regrets. For example, when cutting the wrist, the knife didn’t go in a straight line. When you jumped off the building, you should call "Cuihua I love you" and call it "Cui ah~hua ah". When hanging up, my tongue was not spit out enough. Modern...Anyway, after you die, just think about it, and then continue to practice dying and dying. After a long time, you become addicted. If you don’t die three or five times a day, you don’t feel like being a ghost!"

I could hear it, but only then did I realize that the taste in my mouth was wrong. When I saw the yellow paper on the grave, I quickly vomited: "This is a disease, it's got to be cured!"

"It's a must! And this situation is not only present in our 9527, but also in all the capitals and cities. It has become a social problem." Little Lori put the pacifier back into her mouth. This is the cure. The first thing to do when you open a restaurant is to get it out-solve this problem for me, even if our restaurant is the first shot!"

"Really?" My eyes flashed instantly: "Name name!..."

"Grass on the wall."

I asked seriously: "Is grass a noun or a verb?"

(PS:-The first dish of the gods and ghosts, the second is... Guess?) (End of this chapter)