There are two recipes that we know now. One of them is wall-to-wall grass, which feels reminiscent of the past. The wandering spirits and wild ghosts of the underworld will remember the old days after eating, and the addiction symptoms will be relieved. People will eat it. There is a feeling of first love, ignorant of youth and youth; the second is that pastries are king eight cakes. After Fatty Kong said it, I realized that it has this miraculous effect, which makes people grow big and fat instantly. The transformation of the Hulk has little to do with this. Bar
Originally planned to wait and study these two dishes, but the situation has changed sharply, we must immediately put on the agenda when we go to Liangshan!
Ren Xiaoyan’s eyes just floated on my body, and before she could speak, I immediately admitted: “Okay, since this matter has fallen on me, then you can go back with the wind with peace of mind. Even if I don’t eat or drink, I don’t have to get something out for it. You must not!"
"I'm not going back," Ren Xiaoyan shook her head disgustingly: "I heard that you have a lot of rooms upstairs, but thanks to the mutual help between us, it's okay for me to live in one room? I'll just wait here..." She said. Gu Zi went upstairs, and I quickly asked Xiao Gu Xiao Zuan Feng to go up and help clean up the bed-worthy of being a daughter of a big family, and a word blocked our retreat.
I have only heard that there is a trip where you can go, but you have never heard of guests who come just as you say!
When she was gone, Fatty Kong told us about his experience summarizing the Wang Ba cake dish: This dish is actually a kind of cake that looks like a Wang Ba cake. It is sweet and crispy and melts in the mouth, and the aftertaste is soft and long. According to He has many years of experience in food, this thing should be made of a kind of material called bastard egg, the craftsmanship is made by breaking up the egg white protein and removing impurities. Although he does not know the specific production method, there is someone... Uh, ghost, but it must be clear!
This person is a strange ghost in the underworld, the turtle immortal known as the master of underworld kung fu.
The turtle immortal lives in the three-way sea of Jifu. All the turtle son bastards in the aquarium are his descendants. I took the time to check the Jifu shopping app on my mobile phone. As expected, the word "out of stock" was marked on the bastard item. It is really monopolized by Ya-from this, the ghost chef and him must have been inextricably linked back then!
It shouldn’t be too late. Anyway, it’s easy and convenient to get in and out of the underworld, and you don’t even need a visa on arrival. We left immediately, except for the Wannian bodyguard Ximen Fuxue, and the underworld landlord Grid Lolixi and Wanjinyoumazi Xiaozuanfengzhi. In addition, there was another big fat man who started a cram school, and a group of five people headed towards Santuhe.
Going out of Fengdu City, which is similar to a modern metropolis, we have been going in the wilderness of the underworld similar to dusk. Ghost Shadow Chuochuo has lonely ghost tours from time to time, but after seeing the license plate, he is honest, and did not dare to come out of this mountain. I drove it, but it saved us a lot of money.
The reason why we went without making any preparations was that one of the reasons was that the time was too late, and the other was that there was nothing wrong with this matter. After all, Ximen Fuxue Lori is a VIP-level master in the underworld, Immortal Turtle No matter how powerful it is, it is nothing more than a tortoise. It is better to be open and upright than to go round and round, and to put all the negatives in front of him, I don't believe that I really don't give it!
The car ran for a long time, and there was still no road. Only the faint high mountains in the distance became clear. Below it was Santuhai, the residence of the legendary turtle fairy.
After another while I felt the ground began to fall, and at the same time a light vapor appeared in the air. The misty mists gradually became faint, and the huge and boundless water gradually appeared in front of us. At the same time, I vaguely saw the vault of a huge building in front. The huge and distinct roof was like a turtle shell, and it was like seeing a giant tortoise in the dimness.
When I came in front of me, I realized that this is a huge dome house, a kind of Hobbit house in the cartoon. There are ghosts of all ages and children guarding the door. -After getting off the bus, the Xiaozuan fan rushed up to ask, and then I realized that we were unlucky. Now it is the day when the Guixianren recruits apprentices every year. Everyone must be screened here before they can cross the sea and enter the island. Seeing Immortal Turtle to take the final exam and counting, we will definitely not be in our turn within three to five hours.
I called everyone to discuss: "What's the matter, who is going to figure out a way to go through the back door?"
Everyone stared at Lori Xi with big eyes and small eyes. She dazzled and understood, and said with a sense of discouragement: "I selfishly believe that this place is no longer 9527. Even if I am clearly identified, others may not be able to face each other. At that time, there will be no face and troubles. Isn't it even worse?"
We thought that it was indeed the reason. If she talked so well, she wouldn't be deadly to recruit people from the legendary world. It seemed that I had to think about it, so I said: "Don't look. She, who of you will go up and try?"
Everyone frowned, Xiao Zuanfeng thought for a while and then started to make a move: "Would you like Brother Simon to go up and dance a sword?"
Ximen Chuuxue tucked the hem of his white lab coat into his pants and asked me, "I can help you kill the Quartet, but are you sure?"
I thought for a while, and sighed: "Forget it, aren't we here to kick the corpses and go all the way in? Besides, if we go out with this knife, we will tell the world about our three thousand weak waters, and we will die. It’s not like this ●31 novel app download address ●Fa!"
Ximen Chuuxue pulled the hem out of the belt again and stood still.
Fatty Kong suddenly stood up: "I'll go."
This made us a little caught off guard, because everyone knows that this fat man has neither skill nor power. His only ability is to open a cram school and talk about cross talk. He is still poor. If he can speak to the little brother of the immortal turtle, why should he be in the first place
Lori Xin said: "Should we add up again?"
Fatty Kong walked towards the front door of the team without looking back: "I said I will go."
Without waiting for us to say anything, the fat man opened the door and walked in. As the huge wooden door opened and closed, he completely disappeared inside the door.
…
Less than three minutes after Fatty Kong entered, the door suddenly opened. He accompanied a middle-aged tortoise in a hurry. He was in a human form with a shell on his back. There was a sense of seeing that the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle turned into a human. He stretched out his hand and pointed at me. Pointing, motioned: "Here, here, you just look at him..."
The two came straight to me, and finally stood in front of us and stared at me: "Hey, he is!"
I scratched my head and wondered: "What is it?"
"Ghost cook!" Fatty Kong turned his back to me, his face trembling vigorously, and it took me a long time to see that the mung bean eyes were blinking in the pile of fat, and he winked his eyebrows. It’s that you betrayed your eldest brother Guixianrendi’s apprentice Wu Sangui. Although you have been reincarnated thirty-six times, they have never forgotten you!"
Damn it! The Guixianren and the Guicui chef are actually brothers who have been worshipping for a long time. Literally, maybe the names of these two should be Guixianren or Guicui. Fatty Kong used the Poxia Donkey to make me impersonate, but it is a brilliant trick. Because of the rain, in an instant we changed our banner to become the master, unless—
I clung to Fatty Kong's side and said anxiously: "Isn't the immortal turtle and his wife seen the moon on the roof of the house with the ghost chef?"
Fatty Kong shook his head firmly.
I was relieved, and resolutely said to Wu Sangui: "I am a ghost cook!"
Wu Sangui looked at me up and down, and suddenly sneered: "Do you know how many ghosts pretend to be my master and beg your brother to reincarnate every year to cheat, eat and drink, and get discounted by us?"
I was completely relieved, "Fortunately I don't eat or drink."
"It has nothing to do with eating and drinking, mainly because it deceived the feelings of his old man," Wu Sangui continued to preach and intimidate: "If you are fake, I advise you to rein in the precipice and turn your head back."
I looked back at Ximen Chuuxue, my heart was very cheerful, turned my head and said coldly: "If you want to fight fakes, hurry up and send me to your master... That's ostentation, let's pass that time earlier, okay."
Wu Sangui gave me a deep look and waved helplessly: "Follow me."
He led our party through everyone... No, the ghosts looked envied and passed through the house. He came to the two big rocks by the lake, pinched his mouth to whistle, and soon saw a huge turtle riding the wind and waves on the water like a speedboat. Then, the lakes on both sides splashed like fan leaves for two minutes. As they got closer and closer, everyone happily waved at the tortoise: "Here, here!"
Wu Sangui stepped back subconsciously while coughing to remind us: "This is a sixteen cylinder!"
I didn't react for a while, and said casually: "I wanted to take a speedboat a long time ago. As long as I don't dive, I think I have got what I wanted."
Xiao Zhufeng interjected: "What if you dive?"
Without waiting for me to speak, Fatty Kong shook his head first: "Don't tell me, I won't sit if I dive-I have hated that wet feeling since I was twelve, no matter the upper body or the lower body..."
Xiao Zuanfeng smiled weirdly: "Twelve years old? Your crotch got wet early!"
I explained on the side: "In ancient times, it is said that you can marry a wife at the age of thirteen or four." I can't help but feel fascinated by it. It seems that the modern so-called puberty problem was solved by the ancients early in the morning. The specific method is to get married earlier. Only in this way can people concentrate on learning once and for all-and because the impulse and obscurity of adolescence towards the opposite sex have been solved, so many young geniuses and princes will appear. It is absolutely reasonable that young people are strong and China is strong!
At this time, the sixteen-cylinder tortoise speedboat was getting closer and closer to the shore. I suddenly found a clue from the distance between Wu Sangui and us, and exclaimed: "Not good—" At the same time, I moved back quickly.
… It’s just that I’m obviously late. The 16-cylinder tortoise speedboat turned around suddenly when it rushed to the shore. Among us, we rose from the ground, the silver light danced, blocking all the water walls. (End of this chapter)