As soon as the door opened, Kong Sangmin’s eyes popped big before he could enter, Gu Panzhong was full of surprise, and then the old Peacock and Iorihan also took a cold breath and walked into the house, with their hands and feet a little bit wondering where to put them, Kong Sangmin. It took a long time to utter a sentence: "Your room is too big!"
"Uh, it's okay," I said casually, "It's mainly because there are few people and it looks spacious."
"The decoration is terrific!" Kong Xiangmin pointed to a lame coffee table and asked me: "Is this the finest Jinsinan?"
"Well, it seems to be..."
Kong Daquan paced around the house, and then stood next to a spider web next to the wall: "No! This thing is like Qin Chao’s spear, and it’s quite true if you look at it-if it’s a real guy, that’s it. National treasure!"
"Imitation, imitation..."
"This pillar is inlaid with bronze pendants. Why haven't you seen it?" The big money sucked in a cold breath: "Isn't it from the tomb?"
I sweat one: "Online shopping, thirty-eight yuan..."
I didn’t see it. Kong Xiangmin is still a collector of enthusiasts. When he is rich, he can also be regarded as public consumption. He travels around the house to catch what he praises, and he keeps his eyes straight. The second called over: "What did you make them think of the house? This is not quite right!"
Mother: "A Fang Palace."
I shuddered: "... You really don't worry about the excitement!"
I hurriedly sent him out to call Ren Xiaoyan, and went back to clean up the mess. Turning my head, I saw Kong Xiangmin standing by the window looking fascinated, staring at the lines hanging from above, and muttering: "Why? But I don’t know this thing? Is it from Fuxi Shennong?"
"That's the wire hanging down from the third floor, don't worry about it!" I sat down at the table, tensely handed over to Iori Temple and his wife: "I have asked Ren Xiaoyan to go, you still have to leave you I call you here!"
The arrogance of Iori Temple and the old peacock has basically been extinguished by now, and the same stupid eye-opening. Hearing me, I remembered the purpose of this trip, and hurriedly went up and pulled his old man over to take his seat. The group was sitting in danger and waiting for Ren Xiaoyan 's arrival
I wiped off my sweat and started pouring tea one by one-the old man raised the cup and his eyes became straight again, "You all use wine bottles for your guests?"
"Uh… "
At this time, the vibration began to come. The cups on our table began to circle around from the center to the outside. It was exactly the same as when the Tyrannosaurus appeared in Jurassic Park. Looking forward to it, the sumo version of Ren Xiaoyan walked in gracefully, the floor creaked in the intimate contact with the heel, accompanied by a proper performance...
Iori Temple stood up in horror, and said with a trembling mouth: "You... You are... Are you..."
"You're not mistaken, I am Ren Xiaoyan!" Ren Xiaoyan walked over crunchingly, and the three chins, which were one layer more than the double chin, pointed at the old man and the old lady: "Good uncle and aunt."
Kong Daquan hadn't spoken yet, the old peacock first reacted from this shocking scene, stood up suddenly, and wailed heartbreakingly at the Iori Temple: "Is she the Ren family girl you want to marry?"
I can tell from this sentence: The old man and the old lady are not familiar with Ren Xiaoyan at all.
Iori nodded subconsciously, and suddenly shouted with a pale face: "I don't believe it! I don't believe that you have become so fat in a few days-make-up, definitely make-up!" He whizzed to Ren Xiaoyan's side and grabbed it. The clothes went up, and he couldn't help yelling: "This is not true, it must not be true!"
It’s just that he seems to have forgotten one thing: according to Newton’s Law of Unknown Numbers, weight mass and strength are directly proportional, so even Ren Xiaoyan has gained a lot more strength after her weight has risen by a hundred catties-she didn’t wait for her clothes to be lifted. When she came up, she stretched out her hand and pushed it, but directly lifted the Iori Temple upside down!
Her expression sank, and Ling Ran said, "What do you want to do?"
The Iori Temple fell so badly that he could blurt out: "I don't want to!"
I nodded at the side: "Speaking of the truth."
Ren Xiaoyan was so angry that her face flushed with Liu Brows upside down, she swung her head over the chair with one hand...
I rushed over to stand in front of Iori Temple, and hurriedly explained: "Don't get me wrong, he just wants to verify if you are wearing makeup, and there is absolutely no intention of picking up your clothes on the spot..." After that, I turned my head and said Iori An said: "You are used to picking off your clothes, and you dare to do it when you see anyone? If you want to verify whether Ren Xiaoyan is wearing makeup, don't you understand if you touch her face?"
The old man and the old lady also hurried up to lift her son from the ground, her face full of anger but helpless.
I squeezed my eyes at Ren Xiaoyan, and pretended to persuade her: "Xiaoyan, don't care too much about unintentional mistakes. Since he doesn't believe you are really fat, let him verify it!"
The chair was slowly placed on the ground, and Ren Xiaoyan's mood soon calmed down. She thought for a while and said: "Well, if you don't believe it, come and see if I am really fat or put on makeup to lie to you! "
…
With a cup of tea, the Kong family finally understood that Ren Xiaoyan was really fat.
Kong Xiangmin first thought of the remedial question: "What is the cause of your fatness? Have you seen it in the hospital?" Iori, who was immersed in reminiscences and painful abnormalities, also raised his head, looking at Ren Xiaoyan with hope. .
She shook her head irresistibly.
Kong Xiangmin said anxiously: "You should tell your parents and let them contact an expert for you!"
I heard him talk about finding an expert, and couldn't help but interject: "Uh, an expert dare to say it, but you dare to believe it?"
Kong Xiangmin said anxiously: "I'm talking about foreign experts!"
Ren Xiaoyan continued to shook her head, her face was full of fat, and she was getting more and more disappointed when she saw Iori Temple. In fact, she put her foot under the table and stepped on me vigorously. The meaning was very clear: hurry up, now it's time for you to go out again.
In order to be able to walk on my legs tomorrow, I had to bite the bullet and start to flicker: "In fact, we have already found someone to see this, a very professional person-why not let him tell you?"
"Where? America or Europe?"
"None, from our community."
Iori Temple said angrily: "Mr. Ho, can you be more serious?"
I said mysteriously: "This is not a doctor."
The Kong family was dumbfounded. I didn't think that the first thing to react was Iori's mother. She grabbed the table and said nervously, "Could it be... that?"
I squinted and nodded, the old peacock immediately became anxious: "Please, please!"
I went out, and immediately came the voices of Iori and his old man asking her anxiously. The old lady murmured and explained a few words. They suddenly stopped talking, and it seemed that the matter had been dragged to the horoscope.
When I came to the lobby on the second floor, there were already a lot of wandering souls sitting sparsely at this moment. In my eyes, it was clear. The buddy is also a third-entry palace from the underworld. He didn't make a fuss about this. He just walked out like greeting ordinary guests. At the same time, watching Xiao Zuanfeng continue to deliver plates of skewers to the empty table in the eyes of outsiders, the wandering ghosts laughed and passed the skewers to their mouths and sucked them, and the skewers suddenly changed. The color was like something that had just been taken out of the refrigerator and became cold and pale—the three smug black suits were gone. I don't know if I saw a ghost or couldn't stand the cold. I already went downstairs.
I took Tai Er out of the kitchen and said in a succinct manner: "Go up and find a suitable excuse to explain Ren Xiaoyan's fattening. Just go in the direction of the passing years. The more terrifying, the more disgusting, the better."
Tai Er Tan said: "Then I can only say that the lone star Kefu Kezi of the whole day evil spirit."
I immediately patted my thigh: "Oh, just this way, it's best to add the father-in-law and mother-in-law to help the business. Now they have nothing to say in the Confucian family, right?" I think of this idea and I admire myself a little bit. Without waiting for the answer from the second wife, I will be happy first.
Tai Er said with disdain: "To be honest, I actually have a trick even if it is true-you are lucky, if they ask me for help, I really have a way to break the fate of the father, the mother, and the son."
My eyes were so big that they were so big that I became interested in an instant: "No, you can do it? Say I have a long experience!"
It’s too difficult to say: "This is my secret to eating, tell you in case you say it..." "Don't worry, you won't tell it to you!" I promised to calm the matter: "You have to believe in my character."
Tai Er stared at me without speaking, and I said embarrassingly: "For another one, I can guarantee it with one thousand yuan, right?"
"In that case, I'll tell you," Tai Er breathed a sigh of relief. "Actually, the way to break this fate is very simple. From now on, as long as they wear NIKE brand clothes at all times."
I wondered: "Why?"
Tai Er grinned and said in a certain literacy tone: "It's very simple, because it's'Nike'!"
"Hiccup~" I regretted: "Then you quickly give me another trick..."
As soon as this matter is clarified, it will be boring. How can I think that the Kong family will go up this road? If they also get a Nike to Ren Xiaoyan, then I have to spend more money on this mess, so I made a decisive decision. Let Tai Er change the number of ways, he thought for a while and asked me: "Are you sure?"
I said, "Very sure. It's up to you, how you listen to what's going on!"
I ceremoniously led Tai Er to sit in the private room, and introduced to everyone in the Confucian family: "This is the most famous master in our community. He knows everything about Feng Shui and gossip, and he is exquisitely handcrafted. You should listen to what he said about the lady getting fat."
The eyes of the Kong family suddenly lighted up, especially the startled old lady in Iori Temple, with a pious face and her hands clasped together to salute the Taier: "Master, please give me some advice."
The second wife was solemn and dignified, and she turned her eyelids to sit at the table, and said with a serious face, "This matter is of great importance. The red ticket was placed on the table, begging: "Please also Master for advice."
Too Erhuafeng immediately changed: "... To save one's life is better than to build a seventh-level Pagoda. Seeing that you are so sincere, that's all, I will try my best to take care of you..."
The three members of the Kong family listened attentively to Tai Er's blunder, Ren Xiaoyan seized the opportunity to be possessed by my ear and said happily, "It's okay to break, he used to be a civil servant, right?"
I nodded: "Almost, a system."
"No wonder," Ren Xiaoyan nodded and asked: "What is he going to say, do you need my cooperation?"
I thought for a while: "It shouldn't be used."
Ren Xiaoyan happily said, "Well then, I'm relieved."
At this time Tai Er had already stunned the Kong family’s appetite, and the ticket was stuffed into his pocket at some point. In a simple word, everyone was watching. Everyone focused on him, and only then did he hear him cough. Channel:
"Well, I'll tell everyone."
"You said you said." Not only the Kong family trio's hearts were raised, even Ren Xiaoyan and I were looking forward to it, wanting to see how he broke this matter, and then we listened to Taier leisurely. :
"The reason Miss Ren got fat is because she is pregnant with twins!"
puff!
I spit out three feet of old blood!
I don’t know how the Kong family reacted, I didn’t have time to watch it, because just a second later, Ren Xiaoyan had already stood up with shame and anger, clutching the table with both hands and slamming into the air, I rushed up and hugged her. , Yelled hoarsely: "Don't get angry, don't get angry..."
Kong Sangmin came back to his senses: "Why did she react so much?"
As I hugged Ren Xiaoyan desperately, I turned my head and yelled, "If you are pregnant and you will be happy to announce it on TV, Xiaoyan doesn't know that it was seen by the magic stick-Xiaoyan calm down, it's really not a big deal..." I lowered my throat and put it in her ears and said, "Don't fight, you will lose all your efforts if you fight again!"
Ren Xiaoyan slammed her shoulder, slammed me a few meters away, glared at me angrily, turned her head and smashed away. I shuddered involuntarily, and didn't know what to do for a while.
The Kong family struck their chests and howled for a while, only then completely woke up from the thunderbolt of the blue sky. When I was leaving the house, I heard Iori An asked, "Is it possible for me to be her prince?"
"Do you still want to marry this woman?" The old peacock screamed: "She is pregnant with other people's children. Where can we spread the face of our family?"
"I'll just ask!" Ioriyan whispered: "Master, is there any solution to this matter?"
Tai Er concentrated on thinking, half a moment, and resolutely said: "Nothing else, but if you want to be her prince, there is still a way to fulfill your wish."
Iori Temple immediately handed over the stack of tickets up again.
The second wife said solemnly: "You recognize her as a godmother-from now on, she is the queen and you are the prince!"
I:"… "
Iori Temple looked up to the sky and screamed: "What is his-mother's name!" (End of this chapter)