The Ghost Chef

Chapter 47: Don't treat me like a human being

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Let Tai Er sit with the Wan Lai and gray Kong family trio. I carefully touched the third floor. As soon as I arrived in the corridor, I watched Ximen Chuuxue come out of the toilet with his hands, and gave me a grin when my eyes met. , I wondered: "Aren't you meditating above, why are you coming down?"

Ximen Chuuxue asked strangely: "Don't you go to the toilet after retreat?" He despised me, and went up the stairs without looking back.

Only then did I realize that my IQ had dropped a bit recently, and I felt depressed. I just walked to the side door of Ren Xiaoyan’s house and suddenly opened. Lori Xi walked out from the inside with a smile, and when I saw me, I also praised: "It’s done well. Ah, this big drama really made you sing it out."

I said uncomfortably, "It's just that Ren Xiaoyan is a little unhappy-it looks like he's going to be mad!"

"That's not true," Lori Xi smiled: "Even if it happened suddenly, even if sister Xiaoyan was open-minded, she would not be surprised, so she felt angry for a while. If you apologize personally, I think you really won't care about it. "

I doubted: "Are you asking?"

Lori Xi made a face at me and walked away...

When I pushed the door in, Ren Xiaoyan was sitting thoughtfully and angry. Seeing that it was me, she turned her head to the side, and put on a posture that refused to be thousands of miles away. I was dumbfounded. Sit next to him, "I feel that you haven't had the energy to meet people's unsatisfactory feelings?"

She did not speak.

Of course, I didn’t say anything, I just started humming on the side—she ignored us and we didn’t care about him. Reduce the momentum to the lowest level and then come back to the serf to sing, right

Ren Xiaoyan's temperament is not the one who can make accents. After only two minutes of posture, she can't stand it. She turned her head and said, "You deliberately bury me, you can think about pregnancy too?"

It’s easier to take care of my business. I immediately changed my bitter face and said: "Then tell me, what else can I do in that situation? Iori Temple is determined to marry you back. Be a daughter-in-law at home, and the Eight-Nation Allied Forces consultation is ready to come out. I don’t need some strong medicine anymore, I guess you should know it!"

I rarely replied about this matter righteously. I didn’t say that it was Tai Er’s self-consideration that took the matter to myself. Anyway, she would not take me lightly if anyone said it was. It would be better to be a good person and apply for God. That sentence: Whether a man or a woman, there are always so few days of unpredictable temperament every month, utterly nagging...

Ren Xiaoyan patted the bed and said: "No matter how you can talk about pregnancy, my boyfriend got pregnant before she got married. How do you tell me to go home?"

I sighed: "He might tell your dad, right?"

Ren Xiaoyan snorted: "What do you think?"

This is the truth. The Kong family came to propose a marriage grandiosely. No matter what the result is, there must be a saying. This is the same as the ugly wife’s cooking at the in-law’s house. Whether the food tastes good or not, the result must be there. You can't get through with the phrase'lost the pot', right

I scratched my head incomparably entangled: "Why is it so complicated? It's almost as good as Boba skipping."

Ren Xiaoyan curiously asked: "How to say?"

I said: "A wave has not settled, another wave is up again!"

"Bah! Hooligan!" Ren Xiaoyan spit on me, and she reached out her hand to cover her face and rubbed it twice, muttering self-satisfaction in her mouth: "What should I do? This matter will last a few days at most. It must not work to hide from the sky..."

I have considered this before coming up, and now the situation is only to throw the Kong family into the pit. The most effective way is to get worse and worse. As there is a proverb, it’s best to make the stick look shorter. The way to do this is to leave the roots aside longer. Although the impact of Ren Xiaoyan's pregnancy is great, I am fully capable of making a bigger one!

At that time, will she still be considered an issue

I hurriedly said: "Whether this is the case, you see if it is suitable..."

I said, "Ren Xiaoyan quickly became silly, and she stared at me in horror, "This is not appropriate, right?"

"It's up to you," I spread my hands: "Anyway, I have no other way. Either you go back to your father's chili water tiger stool, or the one named Kong thumps in the pit, you choose."

Ren Xiaoyan thought about it for a while, and finally nodded: "Well, this matter is up to you!"

"Go!"

I went downstairs to find Lori Xi first. I didn’t talk nonsense, and told the plan straightforwardly. She went to the second floor immediately and gathered all the messy wandering spirits and ghosts together, and started the human-ghost relationship step by step. Unexpected plan!

When they returned to the room, the Kong family had recovered from the thunderbolt of the blue sky and was whispering. I didn’t know if it was a discussion about the follow-up or the authenticity. I sat down and said bluntly, "That Iori... er no , Master Kong, don't you want to know who made Miss Ren pregnant?"

As soon as this sentence was said, Iori's red hair was exploded as expected, "Who is it?"

"How can I betray a friend," I righteously said: "I will never tell you about him!"

Iori's eyes lit up, twisted his neck, and started howling outside the door: "Where are people?"

The three black suits appeared at the door as if conjuring.

Without saying a word, Iori rushed towards the third floor with people tumbling. The momentum was similar to that of the old lady squeezing the bus. The Kong Da-kuan and the old peacock beside him didn’t move at all, but they all raised their heads toward the door. After a glance, there was an indescribable chill in my eyes, and I instantly understood their thoughts:

Damn it! You know what your son is going to do and you deliberately indulge, pat your ass to kill others, and wave your sleeves without accumulating any yin virtue—what a gadget!

I smiled and said, "You two don't plan to go up and have a look?"

Kong Xiangmin smiled and said without a smile: "Mr. He laughed. My son went up to meet his rival and talked about it. Why are we older people coming forward?"

I pretended to be curious: "You don't want them to beat people, what if there is something wrong?"

"Just hit it!" Kong Xiangmin sneered: "In other words, if he isn't here today, I will find a way to find him and clean up when I look back. If we don't give it a lot, then our Kong family's face will be saved. Where to put it?"

His wife interrupted on the side and waved domineeringly: "As long as you don't kill, this matter is not a problem-Mr. He, if you don't interfere today, it will definitely benefit you to look back."

"Don't interfere, I definitely won't interfere!" I smiled and said, "I'm just curious, why do you think that your son beat him up, not someone cleaned him up?"

Kong Xiangmin believes in himself: "Impossible! My three bodyguards have first-rate skills, waiting for three or five people are not opponents at all..."

At this moment, there was a sharp scream from upstairs, followed by a crackle, and the expressions of Kong Xiangmin and his wife changed a little. I don't know whether it was excitement or a sense of accomplishment after revenge. Anyway, it looks weird. Weird, it's the same as in movies and TV-the standard bad guy's screaming face, this one has no semicolon!

By the way: At this point in the performance, the bad guys have no possibility of changing into undercover agents.

The screams intensified, and went straight to the ghost crying wolf howling to death. Kong Xiangmin and his wife began to drink tea with ghosts, and then they picked up the cups, the electric current rang, and the lights in the room began to flicker. stand up.

Kong Xiangmin put down the cup and frowned, "What's the matter?"

I knew it well, but I was ignorant and said: "It's often the case these days, I don't know if it's the transformer."

Kong Xiangmin nodded: "It may also be caused by the aging of the line..." "Don't talk about the line, but care about the next son," the old Peacock looked out nervously, and said casually: "You said he wouldn't be able to see clearly. Did you hurt your hand?"

I curled my lips: these two guys are really worthy of being villains. Their words and deeds didn't make any way out for me. They are so disgusting and disgusting. It is light to say that the sky is angry and people complain.

At this moment, a faint sigh suddenly sounded outside, and the hair was horrified. Even if I knew the inside story, I couldn't help but shudder, let alone Kong Da-kuan and the old peacock—the two of them just stood up. He got up, his eyes interlaced and probed outwards: "What's the noise?"

Kazz... Kazz...

The electric current rang a few times, and finally it went out with a click, and the entire second floor was completely dark.

Ugh…

The icy voice sounded again, fluttering far and near, and a hazy mist appeared in the hall outside, against the faint blue-green light, turning the second floor into a haunted house...

The old peacock screamed directly. Although Kong Dakuan did not make a sound, his legs began to sift the chaff. I don't know if they did too much at a loss. The two old boys were guilty of themselves.

I smoked Lengzi Fu Er Tai Er: "Don't say anything, I arranged it."

Tai Er nodded and stood up abruptly: "I'll go out and have a look." Without waiting for anyone to answer, she rushed out of the house while pulling the wind, and instantly disappeared from everyone's sight.

Kong Daquan was stunned for a while, and suddenly a bright light appeared: "Let's go too..." He was talking and wanted to rush out, but he was caught by the old peacock as soon as he took a step. "My son is still on it!"

Kong Daquan stamped his feet: "I forgot this..." He turned his head to look at me, and said anxiously: "Mr. He, I'll give you one hundred thousand, you go up—" The words came out, and the ceiling suddenly fluttered. Suddenly, a ghost with red in white appeared.

The ghost of Bai Shengsheng was bloody and horrible. She was holding her head in her hands, her eyes bulging and her old tongue, her whole posture of death and death, and more importantly, when she appeared, she also uttered a voice:

"I'm ~ dead~ good~ miserable~ ah!"

I leaned my head on the table, which means that the individual can understand: I fainted, I fainted, know

Kong Da-kuan and the old Peacock didn't look at me at all. My forehead hadn't touched the tabletop yet, they had already screamed and rushed out, not a little vague!

"It's really unusual for someone to make a big thing, so he sold me by instinct!"

As soon as I looked up, I remembered that the ghost has already floated in front of my eyes, and the ghostly voice continued: "I~ die~ gotta..." "You big-headed ghost!" I pointed out: "The two That’s the goal, hurry up and waste less in front of me!"

The head-lifting ghost stretched out his right hand and grabbed the head held by the left hand, smiled embarrassedly, and hurriedly followed.

When I went to the door, I thought that the two old boys were going to save their son. I saw that they didn’t go at all. Instead, they went straight to the stairs to seize the way and flee, but unfortunately, two ghosts had fallen from the ceiling when I saw it. When they reached their backs, they stretched out their hands to block them, they turned a corner under their feet and went straight to the toilet...

Lori Xi showed up from the stairs on the third floor at this time, grinning, countless ghosts rushed into the toilet from behind her, and in just one tenth of a second, she suddenly cried and cried and screamed. Up!

I walked over and said to Loli a little worried: "They can withstand the scare, what should I do if I have a heart attack?"

"It's okay," Lori Xi said with a smile: "With me here, where did they die!"

I was relieved, "Where is their son?"

Lori Xi pointed upstairs, "I'm almost stupid."

"Oh!" I said casually: "It's not that easy to be stupid, right?"

"No, you can be stupid if you want to be stupid," Lori Xi said sternly: "The underworld always cares about life and death regardless of intelligence, and we really have nothing to do with brain damage."

"broken!"

I dashed upstairs, and as soon as I went up, I saw a few tattered and begging guys lying on the ground, all blue and purple, their clothes torn into strips, and there were two ghosts behind each of them. Pressing his eyelids and pulling them up and down, there was a big belly ghost holding a knife and opening his stomach, taking the internal organs one by one, and every time they took it out, they were still bloody and swayed in front of them. Three grandsons throated. Everyone screamed and vomited loudly, and each boss was in front of him.

But I am relieved-in this ghostly environment, they can't see me at all.

Lori Xi came up behind me: "What's the matter?"

"It's almost done, let them go," I rushed to the ground and nodded disgustingly: "We can't live anymore tonight if I vomit."

Lori Xi suddenly waved her hand, and the wandering ghosts disappeared in an instant—the few grandsons were vomiting before and after, and suddenly they didn’t understand what was going on. After about five seconds, one of the three bodyguards. Bit suddenly reacted, "They're gone!"

The three bodyguards turned over and stood up. At this moment, I finally saw their abilities-while continuing to vomit, they erected the Iori Temple. The four people sprayed and went downstairs like four terrestrial cuttlefish, and they were quite fast. !

Then, the Kong Da-kuan and the old peacock downstairs were also released, and they also crawled far and wide to escape between the rivers and lakes... (End of this chapter)