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I slept very unsteadily this night. I always felt in a trance that wire cutters would take my life from the sky, so I was a little half-asleep, for fear that I opened my eyes in a daze, and was cut off inexplicably. Finally, it was dawn, and I held both of them. The big dark circles got up from the **, first called Xiaoqing:
"Do you know where there are scorpions nearby?"
I really want to understand. Instead of going to the vegetable market to get a broiler and come back to make up the number, it is better to go shopping in the suburbs and buy a few if it looks suitable. No matter what, it is worse than the guy who eats, drinks and sleeps in the cage every day—in addition, I should go and buy some scorpions by the way. In case there is a problem with the tongs and the inter-generational relatives, then am I still damaging morale
So, my main direction now is to buy scorpions and, by the way, buy chickens in the suburbs.
Xiaoqing thought for a while: "I remember there is a family in Gaodong, the business is quite big, it seems to be raised for medicinal purposes."
"Is the town still the country?" I immediately said, "I can't go to the eighteenth bend of the mountain road."
"I'll check it for you..." After waiting for two minutes, Xiaoqing quickly came back to me: "In town, I sent you the address."
I saw that this place is actually quite far away from the city. I drove for at least two or three hours, and the location was at the urban-rural junction on the edge of Gaodong Town. A glance at the Baidu map gave me a bright light. In theory, the chicken and the scorpion can work together. The only trouble is that you have to drive—carrying living things in the car is no longer popular, and it’s annoying. In addition, it’s still a bag of scorpions. Even if the driver can tolerate uncles and aunts, he can’t bear it. As the saying goes, Uncle Si can bear it. Lier!
I'm not the kind of person who waits for a bunny. I don't want to ask for a fish. I decided to borrow the east wind after thinking about it. I came to Ren Xiaoyan's door and just raised my hand and knocked, and the inside immediately responded: "Who?"
I am neither overbearing nor overbearing: "I."
"The door is not closed."
When I pushed the door in, Ren Xiaoyan stood on the edge of the bed, holding the hem of the clothes in a circle, watching me come in and said, "Why do I have to wear this dress? Help me see where it is big, waist or shoulder?"
Don't tell me, the swelling started to disappear after Ren Xiaoyan passed yesterday. It is estimated that her weight is at least 50 less now, and it seems to be only one hundred and seventy-eight. The problem also arises-the clothes she bought were photos of photos. More than two hundred came, and of course it’s not appropriate to wear 40 or 50 catties, just like putting on a bed sheet on the TV.
I nodded and said, "Everything is big! You have lost at least fifty today, and the model is not up to you."
"When I get up this morning, I feel more graceful by myself-your medicine really works!" Ren Xiaoyan turned around joyfully, and asked casually, "What's wrong with you?"
I hurriedly said: "I need to find a car to use, can you get a car for me?" "Borrow a car out?" Ren Xiaoyan's eyes suddenly lit up: "Okay, I'll be with you."
When I heard that, my head grew bigger, but I didn't dare to refuse directly, so I could only pretend to be ignorant: "Why are you going out like this now? Just stay there, wait until I recover and then go out to be glorious?"
Ren Xiaoyan gave me a white look, raised her clothes slightly, and motioned: "Buy clothes, didn't you just say I don't have clothes!"
I widened my eyes and said, "I went to the urban-rural fringe!"
"Then I will buy it when I come back," Ren Xiaoyan said after a pause, then turned her head and stared at me suspiciously: "Hey, don't you have any tricks behind me?"
"Where is there something tricky!" I was nervous when I heard it, but immediately got out of this set: "Besides, what can I do to carry you on my back-is there a relationship between the two of us?"
Ren Xiaoyan said indifferently: "Then it's over? I'll find a car for you, and I'll bring you back together," she suddenly stretched her waist and smiled openly: "It's just like going out to relax. It's too boring to hold back here."
I was so forced to say: "You don't have to follow me even if you want to go out. It's great to go shopping by yourself!"
Ren Xiaoyan said in a huff: "I look like this now, can you go out by yourself? What should I do if I invite people to watch?"
"Who is watching you!" I am amused: "Besides, you are not the same with me, the attention is not paid to our family, and no one takes care of the celebrities in the aisle without makeup!"
Ren Xiaoyan rolled her eyes and said: "That's not necessarily. Didn't you say that yesterday? If you want to be unobtrusive, you can only do something bigger-so I'll be with you, and everyone will look at you when that happens. Isn't it hidden in the city?"
I felt the smell before reacting, and suddenly said, "I can steal your limelight-how ugly I am!"
Ren Xiaoyan laughed loudly: "You said it yourself!" It seemed that she finally found something funny here...
"but… "
Ren Xiaoyan stopped smiling and said decisively: "Besides the car is gone."
I can only accept it, so I sighed: "Okay, find the car and call me."
Ren Xiaoyan waved her hand: "Kneel and change your clothes."
I backed out like a fly, and began to yell five and six to make preparations for going out.
I went down and told the story. Everyone wanted to go together. The only exception was Kong Lao Er. Since I knew I was being chased by my enemy, this old boy's eyes always flickered when he looked at me. How can I be a traitor? With the potential of translation, I did not hesitate to point my finger at him: "Brother Qiu must go!"
The second son of Kong was shocked and hesitated, "What am I going to do? Look at my body, I can't lift my shoulders, I can't carry drips, and I can't help with anything in a fight."
"Little Xiao said the weight is heavy. If we want our car to be as stable as Mount Tai, you have to balance it," I didn't say anything casually, and then called: "You don't go, Xiao Zuanfeng, staring at the store, Simone and Ruoxi Come with me..." "Count me one, count me one," Madam Tai Er interrupted, "My fan can be used again."
I count the days with my fingers: "Aren't you supposed to be on duty in the community today?"
Tai Er said with a bitter face: "Don't mention it anymore. You are here to ask questions. It's just fine to find someone to chat. In just one day, my tongue was cut by half, so I have to rest now. "
I didn’t care: “You think it’s okay.” Wu University continued to raise my hand. I said sincerely: “Brother Wu is full, and the car can only take five people. If you want to get in, we have to get down at least two people, or you should stay at home. Keep it."
Wu Da put his hand down: "Then I will accompany Xiao Zuan."
I nodded: "Remember to cut the string."
Lori Xi gestured with her fingers for a long time, and said coldly: "No, there are too many people, right?"
I counted too. Why did I forget Ren Xiaoyan just now? I really couldn't fit in the car when I got off. The second child of Kong appeared in front of me instantly and said cheerfully: "Or, I will leave home to cheer for you?"
I thought about it for a long time, and then turned to worry about it: "No, you have to go..." After the words were not finished, Ren Xiaoyan's voice was heard along with the aftershocks of the stairs: "Go with everything, it's a seven-seater car."
This is the next round for us to have fun, Kong Lao Er's face is full of fat and folds, squatting in the corner and drawing circles...
Before long, Fei Zhuhuang drove a business car with a big butt and a big head. It went four circles on the top, and looked at a sign that he drove with the horse in the underworld. Ren Xiaoyan took us out of the house and took the car. The key stuffed himself in the driver's seat, "Go."
We filed in, Ruoxi West Gate's second seat, my co-pilot, four laps around the entrance of the nursing home and started to drive outwards, when the silhouette flashed at the alley, Xiaoqing suddenly appeared in front of the car, "He Brother wait, can I ask the master what is okay?"
Tai Er sighed and rolled down the window reluctantly: "Let's talk, simple, we have something to do here."
Xiaoqing came in through the window with a red ticket, and said in kindness: "Master, I've been playing mahjong these days, and I always lose money. Can you help me cheat up bad luck?"
Tai Er's brows suddenly frowned, and his face looked difficult and began to squeeze as usual: "This is not easy to do..."
Xiaoqing immediately handed another one up.
Mrs. Er said very solemnly: "This matter is not to the ears, I will only say it once, listen carefully: you go back to buy seven bags of plums, eat from morning to night, and hold it when playing cards, so your The bad luck will be solved naturally"
Xiaoqing was grateful to go. Everyone didn't understand what was going on. In the end, Older Kong couldn't help but said, "What's the matter with Huamei? Can you really solve the bad luck?"
Tai Er smiled and said: "Who knows? Anyway, Huamei is equivalent to "moulding", listen to it with enthusiasm."
We all spit: "Cut~"
We bought a few boxes of steamed buns and carried them all the way to our destination. After more than two hours, we successfully appeared outside the scorpion breeding base-a large circle surrounded by high walls with a small farmyard and several large sheds, just one piece. Quiet, no one came out to respond to the sound of the horn for a long time.
After pressing a few more times, the root of the back wall of the high wall came out high and yelled at us: "Don't press it, don't press it! What are you doing?"
I quickly ran up to hand a cigarette, and said with a smile: "Let's buy a scorpion, are you from here?"
After receiving the cigarette, the thin and tall man's complexion immediately improved, and she said with a friendly tone: "We have to wait for a scorpion. We are busy in the woods behind our boss." He turned to leave, but immediately turned around and said, "Hey, that's right. Don't press the horn, we will grab it right away."
"What are you catching?" I said casually, but the tall and thin man just wanted to get himself angry, and didn't have time to talk to me. He waved his hand while desperately instigating, and the wolf suddenly disappeared at the root of the wall...
"Hey, don't tell me!" I babbled and walked back to the sides of the four circles, "I heard you all? Or, let's wait a moment!"
…
The thin and tall one really didn't lie to me. It didn't take long before the tsunami-like cheers came from Houshan Linzishan, and then people emerged from the root of the wall one by one. Disperse separately.
The thin and tall man was at the end of the team with a very rich middle-aged man, but what I noticed was the end of the team. The two of them were carrying shoulder poles. I thought they were carrying something big, who knows that the middle is dark. It's a small group, wrapped in black hair and don't know what it is, anyway, it's not much bigger than a cat in terms of size.
Is this what? (End of this chapter)