In a room on the third floor of the world’s No. 1 Xunshan Chuan Taner, Lolixi and a chicken sit across from me solemnly. I can see it on the way. The relationship between this chicken and Lolixi is definitely not simple. I am willing to let it go, and the chicken is also very comfortable. I always look at me when I am fine. The little eyes that look at me make me feel guilty, and there is always the illusion of suddenly flying up and pecking at my eyeballs.
As for the others, they stayed on the street to accompany Ren Xiaoyan to go shopping.
Lori Xi took the lead and said indifferently: "Come on, let me introduce to you, why is this, the agent of our tenth hall in Yangjian; this is a member of the famous family of sacred beasts in the underworld, and his name is... Uh, your name is... what?"
The black chicken sat across from me with two chicken wings holding a fist and pestle, and suddenly said: "My name is Mengru, the eighth in my family."
I calmed down in an instant, silently staring at the talking chicken on the opposite side, looking up at Lori Xi, and looking down at the fingers and feet again. I didn’t know what look I was supposed to be, Lori Xi just prepared. When I opened my mouth, I jumped up two feet, gesticulating and howling: "Monster—"
Lori Xi’s trident appeared like a shower of rain for a long time, and when I shook my shoulder, he pressed me back into the seat, and said impatiently: "What are you yelling? I've seen ghosts, chickens can talk. Can't stand it anymore?"
I stopped struggling immediately, my expression returned to normal in an instant, and I was embarrassed to say: "Uh, I forgot about this-what, hello, ** brother!" Moving against the wind, the trident turned into a fork and collected it again. In her pocket.
Heiji sighed and said, "You should call by name."
"That's fine, Mengru Chicken, right?"
"Do you know what five stresses, four beautiful and three loves are? We are a family of sacred beasts. If nothing else, at least add the word sacred?"
I thought for a while: "Then you are the Mengru Chicken God?"
"Mengru god chicken!" Heiji turned his head to Lolita, don't talk, disdain: "The person you are looking for in the tenth hall can't do it, this brain is not comparable to our cock!"
Lori sighed, and I curiously asked, "Who is his cock?"
"His second child is called'a chicken in his left hand'," Lori Xi coughed twice and reminded: "Shall we say something business?"
"Wait!" I screamed in a hurry, and said in a daze: "Where are the four great beasts with chickens?"
The sacred chicken snorted: "Don't compare our family with their nouveau riche. We are from the generations of the scholarly family, do you understand the hermit? Stupid!"
I patiently continued to ask Lolixi for knowledge, thirsty: "So what, what is their family's name? Since they are hermits, how can they be more reliable than grassy horses and ***?"
Lori Xi affirmed: "That's absolutely!"
"What's that name?"
"The Ash Family."
I collapsed and my whole body was crumbly, and said loudly: "Co-authoring him is the dreamer of the Grey Rooster clan?"
Lori Xi hasn't spoken yet, but the face of the Mengru god chicken is instantly congested. The cockscombs on the original forehead are all fucked, straight up to the sky, the upper and lower halves of the chicken beaks are split 120 degrees and they will open at me. It sprayed: "You only beat gray chickens, your whole family beats gray chickens! Even the five thousand generations in your family all beat the gray chickens!"
I won't talk about being scolded by someone. I can't stand being scolded by someone. I even took a cock pirate and took my whole family into account. Damn it! Didn't you even abolish sitting from the Qin Dynasty? Ah actually gave me this set!
I suffocated my temper about the volcanic eruption, and said, "Boy, you are looking for a cut! Don't forget, it was the uncle who rescued you from the dining table just now. Now I will kick it. The nose is on the face—you think you are a Chinese Red Society, and you rely on your ass to see people with your face in your pocket?"
God-level cries, flapping wings and flying into the sky, hung upside down on the ceiling fan, pointed at me with sharp claws, and hissed angrily: "Believe it or not, I will catch you immediately. Peach blossoms on your face? "
I stood up and raised the bench smoothly: "Try it!"
The war was about to start. At this moment, the door of the originally locked room was suddenly opened by a strong wind, and a figure in the wind rushed in like a flying figure, and instantly rose into the sky. The people shouted: "A murderous!"
The divine chicken hadn't figured out what was going on, it was split into two pieces by the knife, the feathers and blood were spilled on the ground, the head was grunting and rolled under the bed, half of the body slammed in front of me...
Only then did I see clearly that it was not someone else who came here. It was Ximen Chuuxue who was meditating. He was holding a machete with a bone-cutting stick, standing in the middle of the house majestic and majestic, but his face was quite ugly now—I finally believe it. He can sense the real ability of murderous intent, and it is as accurate as a personal meat detector. Besides, he can't kill chickens in the house, and he can't be killed by chickens!
Simon glanced at the chicken carcass, and said dumbfounded: "This... Are you killing chickens?"
I sighed and said, "I won't kill anymore—" The corpse is too late to say anything in the wild. I pointed at the chicken corpse and said with a little regret: "It's a pity, it's a good chicken. Now it really can only be stewed. soup… "
I was just about to reach out to pick up the chicken, and there was an angry cry from the divine chicken under the bed: "Stew your uncle, stew! I'm not dead yet, hurry up and get my head back!"
I stunned my tongue and said, "Are you still alive?" I said while lying on the bed and started to look inward. I didn't know where my head was off. I thought about it and took the broom, turned my head and started to push up my butt. Swipe in...
Until this moment, Lori Xi put aside and said leisurely: "Their family is not small, and the weapons of the Yangjian can't be injured. Only the five genera can put it to death—" "You said it!" : "The people in Yangjian are too violent, I can tell, I will go back tomorrow!"
I followed the sound with a stick, and the chicken head grumbled and rolled out. I put the chicken head and neck together and shook it. The Mengru divine chicken hooped and stood up again, but now I dare not babble. It's sore, it's gray and cobwebs, and trembling, full of indignation: "When the fellow sees the fellow, you will have a shot in the back-no, you will take a shot in front of you!"
Ximen Chuuxue ignored it, keeping her high cold, Fan'er turned and left, leaving only Lori and I facing this tearful divine chicken. The big and small eyes were dumb for a while-don't say it, it wants to go. It really doesn't work. When the time comes, someone will come to the door, who will cover the universe with one hand for us
I quickly pulled Lolita by the side: "If you don't pay it back, you can talk about it and leave it no matter what."
Lolixi is in trouble: "Actually, I am not familiar with it. If it hadn't seen my identity and asked for help, I didn't know it was from our underworld... Uh, chicken," she slapped her pacifier hard, frowning and said: "Or, shall we let Tai Er come?"
I said cautiously: "The second son is really not good! As the saying goes, gods and ghosts are not compatible, who knows whether their family has any prejudice and discrimination against gods. It is even more difficult to be self-defeating. "
"Hey-"
"Don't hesitate, think about it!"
Looking at Lolita, I started to squeeze her hair. I cautiously walked out, rejoicing that the misfortune was successful. One accidentally turned downstairs and began to live in anxiety... (End of this chapter)