After a fierce discussion, we sorted out all the tricks that could be used and those that could not be used, and arranged them one by one. When preparing to make a gesture with the sacred chicken, we proceeded step by step. The most important thing is to look at Taiji, the method and the way to deal with the big money. Just like the old peacock's, it was God who covered the curtain in front of him and forgot to open it, like a weasel working together!
Of course, eggs can't be put in a basket, so are the tricks, and there are back-hand reserves ready to go, and they can come out at any time to turn the tide and change the entire battle.
We discussed the matter and it was the time to board the customers, so I decided to postpone it and wait until the end of work to fight to the death. I saw whether the east wind was overwhelming the west or the west wind was thinner than cucumber. Who is bigger... "People are thinner than cucumber, who is it? Don't think about it crookedly, what I said is definitely not the same as what you think!
There are still a lot of guests, many of Ren Xiaoyan’s girlfriends, friends and classmates, and friends come to me in groups of friends to reminisce about the past, quite familiar, I also played the role of the boss transparently, and relayed it on the table. Ren Xiaoyan’s cordial greetings and best wishes to everyone. We exchanged views on bilateral issues and the Syrian crisis. Everyone said that under the guidance of the first love barbecue, the economic cooperation between our two sides has made great progress, and we must continue to increase the temperature and promote and deepen cooperation in various fields...
At this moment, I listened to a female voice behind and asked: "Husband, do you think Fan Bingbing is beautiful or Yang Mi is beautiful?"
Huh, how does this sound similar
Turning his head and drinking, sitting on the table next to him was the little single eyelid nurse I had seen in the hospital. He glared at her girl in the air, and beside him was a man with big eyebrows and eyes, who looked like a boyfriend.
Faced with the problem of single eyelids, thick eyebrows and big eyes are knowledgeable and interesting, and smiled and said: "Are you not included in the options?"
After listening to the single eyelid, he couldn't hide his face full of Yanran, and said shyly: "Hate—then, Fan Bingbing, Yang Mi and me, who is more beautiful?"
With thick eyebrows and big eyes, he smiled and said, "Fan Bingbing."
One eyelid froze for a moment, and a layer of anger suddenly appeared on his face, thick eyebrows and big eyes immediately continued: "Why don't you ask who I like, you have to ask who is beautiful..."
The single eyelid was relieved, and he spoke again: "Then Fan Bingbing and Yang Mi, who do you like?"
With thick eyebrows and big eyes, he looked up at the sky. The answer was beyond everyone's surprise: "Fan Bingbing."
… Needless to say, the single eyelid was angrily and rushed out, the thick eyebrows and the big eyes were also stupid. After a while, he chased out stupidly. what?"
I happily watched it for a while, and then my brain reacted instantly: Hey, these two didn't actually pay the bill, damn it, isn't this a new trick for Overlord Meal? It's too late to chase it now!
It is reasonable to say that people like me should treat money as dung, but you think, the crops and flowers are all dependent on the dung, so it is reasonable for me to love money, besides, I am worried that this little money is not for Do you contribute to society
Not paying the bill ruined my good mood for the whole night. I sat sulking, thinking about it, I was biased by the plot of the usual TV series-there is auspiciousness before the good things come out, and there should be bad things before the bad things come out. , Is this foretelling that today’s time will not wait for me to fall short
I'm starting to worry again... No, we have to make things worse, we have to get this thing right!
Before I could find Zhao Lixi, I winked at me while holding my phone in my pocket. I quickly pulled her to the side and said anxiously: "What are you doing, your face is still getting sand in your eyes? I said Be careful, if you become a big man in front of so many people, it will be all over!"
Lori Xi refused to accept: "I'm making a wink to let you go with me."
"Hey, where did you learn this?" I sincerely said, "Don't come here next time, it's easy to scare people!"
"Pleasant Goat and Big Big Wolf," Lori suddenly said, "Understood, this trick won't work, right-then I will change one next time, what do you think of the Morse code?"
My head suddenly grew bigger: "Forget it, you'd better wink your eyebrows-why should I call me aside?"
Lori Xi looked upright and said solemnly: "Aunt Hei said the following is done, let's check it out later."
"Okay, let's go after you have competed with the divine chicken."
At this time, someone called to pay, Lori Xi twisted her ass and left, leaving me standing in place for thousands of times. I was hesitant to catch up with the mainstream web post of the abuser: "Why are you talking about this thing again? Oh, my heartbeat just walked right away, you gave me free time again..."
I was worried for a while, the phone rang, and Xiaoqing answered: "Then what brother He, you said this afternoon that you have no money, you can ask you to get it, right?" Rubbing his forehead and asked: "Go back and pay the bills?"
"Hey, almost," Xiaoqing said: "Three thousand, right? I'll get it later, half of the debt and the other to the wife."
Now I’m also considered a person who has made a lot of money every day. Although I’m a little bit small, I have a lot of help. When I first opened, I couldn’t help but I couldn’t die, so I happily agreed. Xiaoqing is also a business man. He is very particular. He has to wait until I finish work to get it. I can't help but he can't help it.
In the second half of the night, I have been tossing and turning around in various tricks. It was Baidu and the encyclopedia, but until the end I didn’t find a reliable one. I was shirtless afterwards, and I could only recruit as I thought in the afternoon. Still defeated the CD only has to fight.
At the end of the night, the customers left quietly. Until this moment, we opened the hall in the hall and cleared an open space surrounded by piles of napkins, straw bottle caps, and cigarette butt strings. Lori Xi went up and called down the chicken who was staying in the guest room. .
I sat in the living room and didn’t wait for a while. I listened to the creaking sound of the stairs. I raised my eyes as the chicken shook. It feels like Bolt is participating in the City Junior Games, and it’s not like this result is already on the verge of teetering, and it’s impossible for a barefoot girl to get anywhere else.
When only the last few steps were left, the sacred chicken huffed and flapped its wings over the railing and fell into the field, yin and yang strangely said: "You really dare to compare?"
I sighed and stood opposite him under the impetus of the wheel of destiny, and confessed: "It is one thing to dare to be, but it is another thing to compare or not-you can't be afraid that the king will smash his teeth and we will not eat any more meat. Bar?"
The divine chicken didn't understand the meaning, and looked at Lori Xi in a daze: "How do you talk? This kid scolds me, right?"
Lori Xi slapped her sloppy eyes directly, shook her head and said: "I don't understand..." Before she could say something, I coldly said, "Want to know the meaning? Forget it, even your IQ can't understand it. You just need to know that you guessed right!"
The sacred chicken was irritated by me, and without speaking, I just lifted a paw up and said solemnly: "Let's start?"
I ignored him, turned my head and shouted at the onlookers: "How is this a referee?"
Only then did the Tai Er on the side think of today’s important task, and quickly got out of the crowd, hey hey he said to the divine chicken: "Don’t worry, you, are you anxious before I call out?-I’m the referee of today? Er Zhenren, before the game, listen to me and talk about the rules first..."
The divine chicken said irritably: "Stop talking nonsense. Whoever yells to touch the ground first will give up."
Tai Er solemnly said: "Just one?"
The divine chicken thought, and suddenly added: "It's not that simple..."
I sang hurriedly: "...you can find a chat partner..."
The sacred chicken glared at me fiercely, and continued without a taste: "...you have to add one more thing: during the game, no one of you or anything can touch me-what if you call me the swordsman again?"
Tai Er and I exchanged glances and did not express our opinions. He immediately heard the song and knew the elegance, and said solemnly: "In this case, okay, let's take care of these two points! Everyone, the request has been raised, then we will prepare …", he suddenly turned his head to me: "…ask Mr. Why Bi’s opinion again."
A group of people laughed hippiely to help: "I should ask, I should ask...", they all looked at the divine chicken with a smirk, and the girl reacted instantly, and said furiously: "I'm playing, am I?"
Tai Er had a solemn face, using the usual tricks of the magic stick to make a fuss, without squinting his eyes: "Can you talk? Two people are fighting each other. You have to seek the opinions of both parties on various matters. You are not an expert. Just one sentence. I have represented thousands of people, and referred to donkeys as horses as they pleased... When the pigs have killed people, why bother to talk about vegetarianism, what do you do
Tai Er's remarks were justified and well-founded, neither overbearing nor overbearing. The divine chicken didn't know how to answer. He grunted heavily, and muttered helplessly, "Why is it so troublesome
"You are considered good. If you get married, you have to listen to the submissions of the parents of both parents and fight for political reasons!" Taier Maitai said two words and turned to me and asked me: "Why, what do you think of the gods’ opinions? can you accept?"
I looked at him blankly and nodded: "I have no objection."
Tai Er turned his face with satisfaction, and looked around and said loudly: "I announce that the world’s No. 1 mountain patrolling skewers, the first Golden Rooster Independent Cup One-legged Stand-up Competition, now-discuss it, the competition will begin later, you two think Can you speak? Say it first. If you are not prepared to speak, then whoever speaks by then will be considered a foul!"
The raised feet of the sacred chicken were put down again, and he was so annoyed that he kept raising his legs to squeeze the hair under the wings, and said anxiously: "Whatever."
I hehe: "Then you can chant!"
Tai Er nodded with satisfaction again, and looked around: "I announce that the world's No. 1 mountain patrolling skewers, the first Golden Rooster Independent Cup One-legged Standing Competition, now—start!"
Hula hey, one person and one chicken immediately lifted their feet! (End of this chapter)