Everything I did just now is Tai Er’s detrimental move, the purpose is to reduce the spirit of the Mengru divine chicken, hit his confidence and disturb his mood. That’s what I mean—the middle part of the painful and hungry body and skin is probably talking about medicine. I wanted to try some laxatives, but after Lori Xi’s efforts to stop it, I’ll forget it...
After all, my buddy is doing well and upright, and I can't deal with this fact!
I felt pressure right after I lifted my foot. To be honest, it took tens of millions of years for humans to evolve from four-legged walking to two-legged walking. Suddenly I was asked to change to a single tree with a sky. , I know very well in my heart that the surrounding revolutionary masses are always ready to build meritorious deeds, and to wipe out the enemy, they have accumulated a lot and are ready to go!
Just lifted his feet, Xiao Zuanfeng had already conjured the pot on the side, set it aside, and put the oil on the fire, Kong Lao Er immediately handed over the basket of eggs, knocked on the edge of the pot, knocked on the bottom of the pot and started to fry, the fragrance suddenly Overflowing, he said at this time: "Hungry, do you have some fried eggs? Sweep the hunger, be yourself, so that you won't be soft when you are hungry!"
The crowd flocked, using chopsticks to string together the eggs and candied fruit, and chewing around us while chewing. Tai Er also licked the fried eggs with his fingers, and asked the god chicken with a smile and said: "You two are here to order." ?"
"I'll do the two," I said with a smile: "Why don't you eat or lose, don't make excuses for me!"
This trick was invented by Kong Lao Er. It is probably inspired by the fact that I was looking for a scorpion. I thought it would affect the mood of the gods, but who knows-this girl is not moved at all, and the eyelids are not raised. Humph, "Yeah, that's what you can do? In that case, I'm not welcome, let's put it aside, after winning, I will be the cake of celebration!"
Damn it! It seems that the first trick is to cut off the water, and the water is even more flowing!
Xiao Zuanfeng still wanted to add fuel and jealousy with words, but I realized the failure of the tactics from the expression of the divine chicken, and started winking at them without any delay: "Don't fry! Don't you affect our mood?"
The divine chicken's comb shook, sneered, and closed his eyes.
Where did Xiao Zuanfeng stand the anger, he raised his hand and threw the spatula away, turned around and went outside the store—the second trick started.
A few minutes later, a small squeaking sound began to appear outside the store, and gradually approached. After a while, a mouse came in from the door, followed by another one, another one, and another one. Only... Just like the last time in the kitchen of Century Hotel, countless mice came here to help the old and the young under the call of a small wind, and gathered together like a tide.
Needless to say, the crowd of onlookers have already pedaled their chairs to the table, eagerly waiting to see the effectiveness of the second attack.
The small drill wind whistled through the door, and the raging rat group suddenly exploded, splitting into two and rushing towards the field. In less than ten seconds, the striker of the rat group had already approached the restricted area of the god chicken. To raise your foot to shoot!
At this moment, the eyes of the divine chicken suddenly opened!
This Cangsun really didn't blow it. One paw was independent, and the other paw was constantly hooting outwards. The nearby mice were suddenly bounced out and followed him in a circle. The mouse behind It's another flesh and blood floating all over the country, hungry...
There are more and more rats, but the speed of the chicken is getting faster and faster. The whole rotation is similar to that of a fan. The rats also jump up in waves, and then they are ejected in waves. Don't move anymore!
Everyone was frightened, and I couldn't help muttering, "Nima has a broken foot!"
Obviously, we also failed in the second round. Based on the situation of the divine chicken Xiaomaida, it is estimated that I will stop cooking before he is exhausted-I must cut the mess quickly, even if he hurts the food stealing. Look, we can't take care of it anymore!
After Xiao Zuanfeng wiped his tears and carried a bag of rice from the kitchen to pay, the rats retreated with the remnants. There was nothing in the shop except for the scattered blood, but at almost the same time, Tai Er had already drawn out a fan. Behind the magic chicken!
The third trick: Weasel give New Year greetings to the chicken!
Originally, according to the arrangement, Wu Jin Wu Dalang should be on board after the rat group's trick failed. He went to the back and brought the little milk dog from the nursing home. He sees a weasel in his eyes. Isn't that shocking
But what I didn’t expect was that Wu Jin hadn’t seen Wu Jin come in for most of the day, and I don’t know where to go—I’ve only heard of cheating fathers, but I’ve never heard of... Wait, let me stroke, Wu Jin is Xiao Zuanfeng's seventh uncle grandfather, I am Xiao Zuanfeng's cousin, so who is this pitfall according to his seniority
This generation is too messy!
After waiting for a long time without seeing anyone, I was too anxious to wink hard, and his eyes were about to stick out. The second hole of Kong who had no eyesight reacted, screamed, and rushed out with his stomach. Of course, the exaggerated acting skills have not been concealed by the gods. Kong Lao Er's ass just left the door, he has moved his claws and sneered at me:
"Are there any tricks? Do you really think you can clean up me with something like this?"
Since this is the case, I will not hide it, and frankly said: "It's a man or a ghost, a pot of water, without removing your makeup, who knows that you are still terrible if you look like a fairy-it is not our buddy's character to surrender without a fight!"
"The world is so big, I advise you to take a look, sitting on a well and watching the sky and deceiving yourself and others will not make a big deal."
I sneered and said with pure pleasure: "I advise you to worry about yourself, cut it out and cherish it, and don't persuade you, buddy, bright sword later."
The sacred chicken said in a cold tone: "I can't tell, do human beings still like to deceive themselves so much?"
I sighed: "Your mouth is so good-read the web articles, right?"
Now it was the turn of the divine chicken for a moment, and asked casually: "How did you know?"
I suddenly said, "If you don't read web articles, you can't be so much less than four or six!"
At this time, there was a sound of footsteps outside, and I subconsciously raised my eyes and found that Tai Er’s fan had been fanned down, and then the guy shivered, and his whole body trembled like the urine after urinating. After a few clicks, he turned his head inexplicably-Tai Er put the fan in his pocket in time and gave him a joy. The divine chicken flew his eyes and ignored him.
At the same time, Kong Lao Er and Wu Jin used ham sausage to lead a little milk dog in.
At a glance, I have seen the dawn of victory!
They came in and turned their heads at the same time, and immediately after the grandson's whole body was covered with hair, especially the ring of roots around his neck, he was about to spread his wings and wanted to fly. Obviously, he was frightened!
Wow! Unity is strength, this strength is iron, and this strength is steel! Victory eyes are about to hit me on the head!
"Wow!"
A divine chicken mouth, unexpectedly made a tiger roar, deafeningly turned back in the room, the little milk dog turned around and ran away, and everyone else was shocked by the sudden voice, and I was even more shocked. My whole body is numb-my God, the Zoo Liger Mountain is not so strong, ah, are you eating hard
A miracle with great effort, if you haven't eaten it, there will be such a powerful force!
Amidst the stunned gang of us, Shenji wrote lightly: "I'm a good ventriloquist-do you still have any tricks?"
I wanted to cry without tears and burst into tears completely: "You, mother, a chicken actually learn a foreign language, what a thing!"
At this time, we are only one step away from the annihilation of the entire army, and my purpose of supporting myself is only to delay time. I think about the possibility that the chicken god will change his mind. Others are also frowning, anxious, and strangling. Try your best to find tricks, try to find another way to a new life...
Where do we still have to do? We are done with everything we can do, so we have to kneel to beg for mercy with a chicken thigh. Is it a bit of a price drop if we want to do it now, or wait? …
At this moment, a smoked rice-cooked rice screamed from behind us: "Hey, what are you doing?"
We turned our heads and saw Xiaoqing walking in with a middle-aged man in his forties. Only then did I remember his borrowing money, and quickly said, "Then what, if you give Xiaoqing three thousand yuan … "What are you waiting for, hurry up and finish it!
Before we finished speaking, the divine chicken suddenly clucked and made hens. Before we could understand, he had twitched and collapsed on the ground. Bai Mozi shook vigorously from his sharp mouth, and his pupils dilated.
Lori Xi couldn't care about taking the money, so she hugged the chicken in her arms when she rushed forward: "What's the matter?"
We are all in the circle too, and I don't know where to put the wax-like hands of Chu-this grandson can't play with porcelain, right
As the saying goes, the authorities are obsessed with the bystander. Xiaoqing is a good example. Ah instantly reacted: "This is not chicken disease, buddy? Hey, hey, hey, brother He, hurry up. It's okay to have chicken disease. In case of bird flu, you The girl is dangerous."
I panted, and only then did I put my leg down on the ground, limping on a chair while rubbing my leg while waving my hand: "It's not chicken disease, don't worry, don't worry, I have a lesson in this matter."
Xiaoqing didn't say much, but instead let the man who came with him to the front: "Old Zhao Gang took a look, what do you see?"
The middle-aged man walked up straight up and started to look around with the wings of the god chicken. Lori asked anxiously: "He is the veterinarian, let him see, professional and unprofessional, can you reflect the true face of the matter? what?"
The middle-aged man believes himself: "Don't look down on people, little girl, you can ask outside, I can't do anything else, but if it's a chicken, it's much better than a veterinarian."
We all said, "Then you are?"
The middle-aged man proudly said: "I am the biggest chicken dealer in this vegetable market, and the most professional person in killing chickens." Xiaoqing added: "Old Zhao was sixteen years old, and he has been killing chickens for 30 years. The chicken in his hand is less than ten million or eight million, and he is almost catching up with a small slaughterhouse, so for him, chickens are more familiar than humans!"
It was only then that we suddenly said, "You will be slaughter of thousands of chickens for a long time!"
These words can be considered to solve our puzzles, the tiger bones frightened the wolves, butchered the ghosts back, the fellow Mengru was purely frightened by the murderous aura of Zhao Yidao's body! (End of this chapter)