Under everyone's gaze, Wu Jin began to slowly tell his story:
"Back when I was selling biscuits in Yanggu County, I received two red-haired ghost apprentices. They said they wanted to learn my biscuits and go back to give them something to stir. The army can be used as military rations in the future, and I will accept it without taking care of it—you don’t know, these two are really stupid. , I simply taught them to put the meat outside to bake, and then I barely learned the way.
They asked me what the pie was called, and when I was happy, I said it was a "silly pie", mainly to make you two silly compared to whom..."
We asked, "What are the names of these two?"
"Forget it, I only know that they are all named Ma, one likes to eat pineapple and the other likes to eat bananas, they seem to be called horse pineapple horse banana!"
I thought about it and reacted immediately: "What is a horse pineapple? It must be Marco Polo!"
Wu Dalang tilted his head and thought for a while, showing his white teeth and chuckling: "It seems to be."
"Hey!" After doing this pizza for a long time, I immediately understood: "My dear, this business is not small, I didn't expect it to be taught by you..." Everyone nodded, wondering if they really understood it. What I said, so I followed up and asked:
"Is there another one? You made the pasta too, right?"
Wu Dalang shook his head sadly: "After they left, Banana came back a long time later, but I never saw the pineapple..." I am not familiar with the name Ma Banana, so I didn't dare to speak, and listen to the follow-up development of his story honestly. , To see if it is what the fairy tale tells, the prince and the princess lived happily together, until the last one became a bald old man with frequent urination and the other became devastated by stretch marks and chloasma fallen woman.
We sighed with him to show our condolences and concern. Xiao Zuanfeng stepped on the table and patted him on the shoulder, but Wu Dalang didn't seem to care much. He quickly added: "Banana is better than silly pancakes without pineapple. No Convinced, he left their country and wanted to go to the New World. He first came to me just to learn something else. I simply asked him to stuff the meat inside and wrap it in thin skin on the outside. It is crispy and can be changed according to the tastes of the people of the New World. Filled with beef can be called'nibbles to get cattle', adding pig's knuckles to it can be called'nibbles for trotters', and chicken to be gnawed is called'nibbles and chicken'... "
Gnaw a chicken! I was stunned by reality, and I was so excited that I could hardly take care of myself!
Damn it! This is shocking!
It’s okay to say that pizza was invented by him. After all, it’s a mass catering, but Kendeji is different. It has become a huge joint catering organization that has become a huge joint catering organization. The tickets earned every year can be filled with dozens of train skins—my God, this is it. The product he casually dumped
I think the look in Wu Da's eyes is a bit wrong, because I clearly thought of something: Uh, did he say he was going to ask, and then get me some technical stocks
It seems that you have to pay attention when you call again. In case you meet the pineapple and banana brothers, you must get it out. If you don’t say anything else, let them go to the future generations to ask for their dreams, forcing the grandchildren of the gray generation to share the shares to me is also worth the fare. what!
…
With the guarantee of Wuhan University, coupled with my explanation of the positioning of idiots and nibbles in modern society, Lori Xi quickly made a decision: "Our restaurant will sell these four dishes for the time being, which is better than idiots and nibbles. If you get the chicken, Brother Wu will be in charge; why should you be in charge of the wall-to-wall grass and the bacon cake
Me: "Need to promote it?"
Lori Xi shook her head: "It's better not, we can just drive silently-yes, it is inconvenient for me to show up below, and it is up to you to take care of it. Who do you think is appropriate?"
I was taken aback: "You are worse than sending a sheep into a tiger's mouth! Do you really think you should leave me alone in the pile of evil spirits?"
Lori Xi smiled and nodded: "That's why I let you choose someone!"
Lori Xi’s style of doing things is almost clear to me. If you go against her, it’s a real way to survive, you can’t ask for death, and Qin Shihuang is the most absolutely nothing but corpse whip, she doesn’t play necrophilia, but Throwing your soul into the various execution halls in the underworld, it would have caught up to a hundred times the chili water tiger stool-I sighed, and began to count dejectedly:
"Big Brother Wu and I are cooks, Xiao Zuanfeng runs errands, Brother Simon is bodyguard, Brother Qiu settles the bills, and I will leave Tai Er, Xiao Gu, and Supreme Treasures for you to play, so that you will not be a short general..."
"Just where I can do it!" Xiao Zuanfeng pleaded bitterly: "I'm too busy to come to the boss, or let's recruit more?"
I spread my hands very bachelor, and said viciously: "Yinde points are used up to save you, where can I recruit people?" In this situation, I can only bully and bully him, and everything else is annoying. Sorry-although I had a chance of winning before Supreme Treasure transformed, I didn't dare to provoke ruthlessness. What if this grandson is holding a grudge and finds the sky to give me a bite while he is a dogman? Vaccinations are all mild. God knows if the disease will be contagious. I remember that Spider-Man started to spin silk from his wrist after being stung by a spider...
Xiao Zuanfeng swept everyone over, weeping and swept over Tai Er, Xiao Gu, and Zhi Zun Bao, but he did not dare to provoke anyone else... Lori Xi didn’t care.” Take your time. With our current momentum, we will soon be recruiting troops again. What are you worried about?"
Xiao Zuanfeng's eyes lighted up, and then he put away the extremely bewitching face, replaced it with a small fresh meat smile, and leaned in front of me: "Big Brother, I rely on you!"
"Bah—" I spit on it.
After the matter was explained, everyone was ready to go back to rest again. At this time Lori Xi stopped me: "Since you are ready to go down, I have to remind you a few things."
I was stunned: "You said."
The smile on Lori Xi's face closed, and she said with a serious face: "First of all, you can't stay in the underworld for too long. In any case, you must come back every three days, otherwise you will lose your soul. You must remember this. ."
I nodded resolutely: "Don't worry, the ghost will stay in the underworld only when you come back."
"Second, you have recently paid attention to whether you can summon someone who opens the door of time and space. If so, we will open the door directly from the kitchen of the underworld to this side, and then we will be able to take care of both sides—now I know. There are not too many people, Kuwabara is really one, Doraemon is one, I don’t know anything else."
Me: "... Your span is really big!"
"There is one last point, and this is also the most important point-you have now developed the skills of having eyes and no pigs. You don't know when you will have the ability to go to the legendary world. Remember, don't go there anytime. If you die there, you won't be able to come back again!"
I inexplicably said: "By the way, what is going on in this legendary world, can you tell me? I don't understand it if I explain it this way, it's inevitable to make mistakes!"
Lori Xi thought for a while, and finally nodded: "Well, in this case, I will tell you. The legendary world is a subsidiary world created by your world. You are like a book, following your world The development of the legendary world will gradually create a page after page of stories because of your accumulation of human hearts, and they will gather into another book—between the two books is our netherworld. Whether you or the people of the legendary world, you will all die after you die. Return to the underworld, but we will reincarnate people from all worlds into our own world. We can't confuse people, otherwise we will be overwhelmed and destroy both the reality and the legendary world!"
I nodded seemingly, "It's a bit of inception. They die here and where we die they are equal to die in their own dreams—hey, aren't you talking about brain death?"
This time, she seemed to understand, and said vaguely: "Uh, almost."
Following her thoughts, I quickly figured out something: "According to your statement, wouldn't it be that Ximen Chuuxue might have actually met Monkey King, and Fatty Kong had eaten Wu Dalang's cooking cakes?"
"That's not true!" Lori Xi said in a hateful tone: "After all, they have to follow the development of time. Where can the Tang and Song dynasties be mixed together? Besides, even if it is the same dynasty, That's also what happened in different regions-when Egypt was building the Pyramids, you also started to build the Great Wall, but I didn't see everyone to join together to discuss it!"
"Then what's going on with this system?"
Lori Xi frowned and said: "The function of this system is actually to summon people from the legendary world to the world. According to common sense, there is only one set. It is from the last ghost chef, but I didn't expect anyone to be able to There is a way to summon people from the legendary world."
I suddenly understood: "Didn't you say that they will go to the underworld after they die? Will they come directly from the underworld, er, for example, smuggling, smuggling, or else they are looking for someone to call upon someone, such as Liu Piyun?"
Lori Xi said anxiously: "It's not impossible, but think about it, the people we met are all dead-Shen Gongbao filled the eyes of the sea, and the scorpion sperm were also under the mountain, and they were not dead. Only Xidu and the others were ."
"Then what do you mean?"
Lori Xi stared at me, and said every word: "There is another system, even if the user is not as good as you, but the function must not be much worse-this matter has been checked by Aunt Hei, I guess it is very There will be news soon!"
I understand it now: "We are Tencent Wars 360 for co-authoring!"
Lori Xi nodded and said, "You can say that, but there is another explanation." She looked at me, and suddenly laughed and smiled: "Our relationship with him is like a big gray wolf and a little white wolf. —Although Little Gray Gray is black, and Big Big Wolf is the orthodox husband of Red Wolf, but his name is Xiao, and the little white wolf is Red Wolf’s first love. It’s not always easy to say who is the real wolf father. !"
"Hey! You can even see this!" I echoed: "This is true. This is the biggest mystery in the story. It is much more cryptic than the big-headed son and the small-headed dad. Uncle Wang next door poured out a mold, the door is clear!" (End of this chapter)