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I summoned Xiao Zuanfeng, Ximen Chuuxue, and Wu Jin to the kitchen, and took out the phone according to the method Lori Xi taught, and gestured to the warehouse door on the wall twice, yelling: "Open—"
Then, I grabbed the doorknob and pulled it out, and the room full of dried goods such as cumin and chili suddenly appeared in front of us...
"Uh, yes, yes, wait, I'll be fine right away!" The three people all glanced at me, and my face suddenly became uncontrollable. They yelled and took out the phone again to make gestures, and continued chanting— As usual, pepper cumin still hasn't become the gust of wind and wind that I expected!
This scene gave me the frustration of failing to enter a variety show for the first time: with the melodious music, there was no luck in opening the door...
After two failures, Xiao Zuanfeng's head was directly on my shoulder, and he looked at the phone and smiled suddenly: "You haven't entered the address yet, come here, I will teach you—" He took the phone and was skilled. Pull it down with your finger, move the red dot on the screen to the center frame, knock on the door twice with your mobile phone, stretch out your hand, and immediately appear the kitchen of the Jifu restaurant that I have ever seen outside the door.
To be precise, we came to the kitchen of the No. 1 Xunshan Xiaoguan in the world.
Although it’s not pretending to be magnificent, it doesn’t have a literary taste. It looks like a nostalgic restaurant that some modern people like. It has all kinds of things. I sighed and beckoned: "Check it out, buddies, look. Is it all going to work?"
Xiao Zuanfeng and Wu Dalang moved, Simone opened the door and squatted in a daze. I simply fell on the chair and reflected on the reasons for the embarrassment. Finally, I came to the conclusion: Well, this is not the case. Blame the buddies for incompetence, it must be that Lolixi did not teach well, and it is not clear where to point to the buddies to understand and draw inferences, just like the movie said-it is not that we are incompetent, but that the Communists are too cunning!
I was thinking enthusiastically about the trick to portray Lolixi. I don’t know when someone stood at the entrance of the small hall... Uh no, a ghost, he was watching me there for a while and saw that I didn’t respond, so I knocked on the door. , I hurriedly lifted up, and then casually said: "We haven't opened yet, buddy."
This is a ghost that is very familiar at first glance, because his characteristics are very obvious: a long face, fangs, pop-eyes on both sides of the head, pointed ears... In short, this is a horse face, and if nothing else, he must be a horse. Members of the clan’s establishment.
Ma's face was abnormally pale and looked unspeakably handsome, but he was covered in civil service attire and couldn't hide it at all. I saw the difference between him and Ma Putter at a glance. He said, "Why do you have to?"
I immediately became alert and felt relieved after seeing Brother Simon's inadvertent eyelids trembling twice, and said leisurely, "I am, what's the matter?"
He looked at me up and down intently, and introduced himself: "My name is Ma Zheteng. My brother asked me to help you."
I wondered: "Your brother?"
"The horse thumps."
I was surprised and said: "You are the chief of the capital of 10000?" It is estimated that the survivors do not know that the position of Ngau Tau Ma Mian in the ghost city of Fengdu is actually equivalent to the chief of the police. One is in charge of the criminal investigation. , And the judge is equivalent to the president of the court, and it is precisely because of this that he will be known to the people of the Yangjian-the truth is very simple. Those who are famous on TV are all officials. Where are the shrimp soldiers and crabs that will be recognized by the masses
Ma Zheteng waved his hand politely, and said humbly: "It's too polite, I'm here to take care of the affairs of the public, what about the director, you are too high to lift me..."
I sweated profusely, and quickly let this guy in and sit down. It seemed that Aunt Hei had done a good job of preparation. She arranged everything properly without showing the mountains and leaks, indicating that the ability to turn the king in private still exists, and there is no The tea room is really empty because of people going.
Ma Tosseng sat on the chair opposite me, with both hands on the table, and asked quietly and with a smile, "Why, is there anything else that needs to be done here?"
I rationalized my thoughts, and then asked him: "Do you need a pollution discharge permit, an environmental assessment certificate, and a sanitation permit?"
The horse froze for a moment: "Uh, this doesn't seem to be there."
"That should be fine."
"Oh, don't be polite, if you have anything to say, I'll just wait to be a bull in the public service!"
"Your brother has done a good job of horses. Really, you can't beat Niu Zhen when you are a cow!"
"That won't work, you must find something for me to do, otherwise my heart is not at ease..."
At this time, Wu Jin and Xiao Zuanfeng walked over and reported straightforwardly: "Why bother, everything is here, but there are no ingredients."
I scratched my head, just to push the matter to the horse who was on the road to toss: "Why don't you take them to buy materials?"
Ma tossing suddenly became happy: "Okay, I'll take them to the Hungry Ma supermarket run by our horse tribe, to ensure that it is good and cheap and can be delivered to your door, and you are satisfied."
I sorted out my thoughts, and then I was anxious: "Can you not ask for money?"
"Uh… "
I quickly explained: "I really didn't want to ruin you, but... Hey, we really don't have much money here."
Ma Tosseng thought for a long time before hesitated and said, "If you don't need money, I can help you at most. See if they are willing to pay you on credit, and wait a few days to pay together, what do you think?"
I was overjoyed: "That feeling is good!" Although I don’t have the Yinde point, Aunt Hei still has some left, and I told Lolixi that I would give it to us after the opening in two days. I just forgot about it. The most important thing: we have to try the dishes before the opening, and I don’t have any more food to buy. Even if I only buy oil, salt, sauce and vinegar, it’s not enough to make a meal...
I was excited just now, and the little diamond wind next to me pulled the corner of my clothes, and asked in a low voice: "Cousin, they are not naked-loans, right?"
Wu Jin, Ximen Chuuxue and I looked at the horse together, and he immediately resolutely said, "I promise, it's definitely not!"
We all breathed a sigh of relief, including the little diamond wind—
He is actually the most dangerous, if I am the boss, I would choose him!
After the discussion, I immediately prepared to lead the crowd to go to Hungry Ma. In addition to buying ingredients, I also recognized the way, but at this moment my mobile phone rang suddenly, and Lori Xi's panicking voice came from inside. : "Why bother, come back soon, there is something for you to deal with, come on!"
I was shocked: "Shen Gongbao came to the door?"
"It's not him, it's a lot of old women with red armbands," Lori Xi was about to cry in a hurry: "They said it was a community committee who came to talk to you on a special trip. I can't stop it! "
"Huh, if you want to do this, I don’t worry. You wait and I’ll be back." I raised my phone to the big guy: "I heard you all, Xiao Zuanfeng, you and Brother Wu will go and buy the materials, I will immediately Go back with Simone and talk about it!"
…
We only went back to the kitchen, and we heard the voices of people outside. The voice of the small bones can still hear two voices occasionally. Lolixi and Zhizunbao were completely submerged. From the other side, it reflected the detection team of the small feet of the old lady in our country. What's so great about-we both walked out quickly, and we ran into an old lady who happened to turn around and spit in the face. I immediately waved my arms and yelled:
"Quiet, aunts! Quiet! I'm the boss here, why bother, can I ask you what's the matter?"
The room became cold for a moment, and then I saw an old lady who looked like a plant vs. zombies squeezed out from the front row. Everywhere they went, everyone gave way and called her importance. Normally, as soon as the old lady came out, she pointed to me and asked, "Why are you?"
"A good man is me, I am a good man, why bother," I said with a grin, "Aunty, are you doing anything?"
"Bah, don't give me a hippie smile!" The old lady Wogua raised her eyebrows and yelled directly at me: "I ask you, what is their relationship with you?" She said, hand blowing snow towards Lori Xi and Simon. refer to.
I stubbornly said: "My daughter He Ruoxi, this is my god brother Simon."
Old lady Wogua snorted, "How old are they?"
"Five years old, uh no, six years old and six years old."
Old lady Wogua arrogantly said: "Since they are six years old, why not send them to school?"
"Uh, I don't want to go..."
This sentence can be regarded as a hornet's nest, and a group of old ladies immediately gathered up, similar to the battle of supermarkets doing activities and piles of grocery shopping. They were scary when they looked at them. They all yelled at me and made my ears. I was almost deaf. I was struggling in a crowd of people, and finally understood the central idea from their little words and confusing language:
They have reached the age of school. I prevent them from going to school, which completely drags down the entire community, and reduces the probability of educating the population in the community by 0.02 percentage points. They are not rated as an excellent community. Next year, all the top five families will receive prizes. Fewer barrels of oil, what a terrible thing this is!
Therefore, the old lady detective team took the initiative to attack, with only one purpose, which was to order me to send them to school!
Under the siege of a group of old ladies, I blocked the left and the right. In less than two minutes, I was completely defeated. When I was at a loss, Tai Er ran in and greeted with a majestic stomach: "What's the matter, everyone, Can you say it well?"
There is no doubt that the position of the god stick in the mind of the old lady is still very high. His appearance rescued me from the point that Qianfu pointed out. I hurriedly instructed him to go up and deal with it: "Hurry up and think about it. Don’t let them get me away."
Mrs. Er nodded, and solemnly stepped forward to challenge, "You made a mistake, they are under age, do you think it is forgotten?"
The old lady Wogua was not stupid, and immediately reacted: "Then you let them bring the household registration book to us and make a copy?"
Tai Er immediately changed his account: "Foreign Hukou." He actually made the policy of the initial stage of socialism clear. It is indeed the heavenly court office. I can guarantee that the rest of you don't know, including our member Luo. Lixi.
The old lady Wogua continued her tricks: "Then call it by mail. Five days is enough, right? My daughter sent from Hainan Island to Heilongjiang for four days."
There is really no way, Tai Er can only use his own magic stick trick, and the old lady in the group feigned angrily: "You don't believe me!"
Old lady Wogua said indifferently: "I believe in religion, and I will live forever if I believe in religion."
Tai Er lowered his feet and said: "... You can't be superstitious!"
We murmured from the side: "Look, this is another typical case of the lack of traditional culture-the good end Chinese superstition is banned by foreign countries, and the non-material cultural heritage is lost in this way."
Tai Er was also defeated soon after me, and returned with a downcast voice: "It's no use, this old lady, I really can't say-or you should let them go to school?"
I was so anxious that I tucked my hair down: "I know..."
Tai Er believes: "You have seen it too, they are really much better than me-I promise, I can't do it and no one else can do it, you just accept your fate!"
I thought about it, and it is indeed the truth. If you can't deal with such a big fool like Tai Er Zhenren, don't talk about me. Compared with them, it is less difficult to fool them. I looked towards Lori Xi and Ximen Bixue. One indifferent sat on the side and continued to meditate, while the other was attentively settling the accounts. It seems that no one has cared about the battle here...
I was thinking how to speak when Fatty Kong's voice came from outside the door: "Xiaoju, why are you here?"
Then I watched Fatty Kong walk in with surprise on his face, and the old lady Wugua suddenly fluttered with red clouds on her face, and stomped her feet: "Oh, why are you calling people like this? I won't do it..."
The other old ladies burst into laughter. The old lady Wogua flung her head in the laughter and cheered. She slid her face and rushed out of the store. Fatty Kong chased after him, yelling, "Xiaoju, dance tonight!"
A group of old ladies who were afraid that the world would not be chaotic also immediately followed, and the store was inexplicably calm again!
Tai Er and I stared at each other for a few seconds, and at the same time we slapped our tongues: "Could this be the legendary, infinite love of square dance at sunset?"
Inexplicably messed up, this thing is actually going on like this. (End of this chapter)