The three days passed very peacefully. After having the money from Aunt Hei, Wu University and Xiao Zuanfeng were responsible for the affairs of the Difu Restaurant, and I contacted many matters concerning the exam. There was an episode among them—the next morning we were working. When Zha Dui'er was drinking porridge and eating cooking cakes in the lobby below, the old lady Wogua came, did not dare to enter the door, just poked half of her head out of the door and said to me:
"Then boss, the second elementary school will get in touch with you, and you can take your brother to sign up the day after tomorrow."
The day after tomorrow, counting the time is just after the exam, there is no slightest violation—after all, the county magistrate is not as good as the current one, and the old lady is a prince no matter what. I can’t neglect the relationship. I hurriedly said to the old lady politely: “I see, I’m sorry to trouble you. Aunt Ju, have you eaten, don’t you want to come by the way?”
"You're welcome, it's almost noon, who is drinking porridge, you eat slowly," the old lady also got a lot better after knowing the relationship between Fatty Kong and me, waved her hands and said cheerfully: "Then don't you be late! "After talking and leaving.
I took a look at Kong Lao Er, who was holding the Diaoyutai Station, and ran against him and said, "Hey, why are you not excited today? You are polite, don't you know how to keep someone for dinner?"
The old fat man stared at me with extreme disdain: "I still need the download address of the 31 novel app●?" After finishing speaking, he stood up and went upstairs with half a steamed bun, leaving a small song full of reverberations: " I plant a seed and wait for it to grow fruit, which day will be a good day..."
The table full of porridge, steamed buns, and kimchi chews were all stunned, all speechless.
… He's an old driver for a long time!
Finally, the day for the exam has arrived.
I sat on the table in a daze, looking at things outside the window. I didn’t worry about the paper. After almost an hour, when a teacher turned around, a ball of paper pierced through the empty space and fell on me. On the table, I picked it up and took a look:
'ABAC; DDCC—'
I'm overjoyed, and immediately started copying the papers, huh, huh...
But, now I want to say but-not waiting for half of my copy, the second ball of paper fell on my table again, I opened it at will, and it revealed a slightly different answer in another line:
'ACAB; DDDC—"
I'm starting to worry, why these two answers are not the same, what do you tell me to do-don't let brother do it yourself, if I can figure it out, do I have to wait for them to pass on the book to me
After thinking about it for a long time, I finally took notice. Two copies of the same answers were copied, but the differences were the first copy of answer A, the second copy of answer B, the third copy of answer A... and so on, all Rely on character to lay the foundation for victory.
It’s not easy to figure it out, but what I never guessed is that I just decided to copy the route and main tone of the answer, and when I was about to put it into action, the third ball of TAD fell from the sky again. , Ready to hit my head without error.
Then the answer appears:'BBCB; CDDC—'
I was dumbfounded: What do you tell me to do
But this was not the saddest moment. Five minutes later, the invigilator turned around somehow. Just as he looked back suddenly, seven or eight answers flew up on my desk. When I opened it, I was completely confused:
Your uncle, after all the cheat sheets, all the choices in the answers appear. In other words, every question has a candidate A, somebody chooses B, somebody chooses C, somebody chooses D, and I am completely lost in the ocean of answers. Know what to do...
This is tragedy!
A sentence suddenly rang out in my mind: Behind every woman you want to get on but fail to get on, there is a man who wants to vomit on her, this is life!
This is also a true portrayal of me at the moment: Behind every exam room where someone wants to copy a cheat sheet but can't copy, there is a man who wants to vomit when he is small, this is an exam!
In the end, I could only grab the cheat sheet casually. No matter what happened after the three-seven-one, I handed over the papers with everyone in tears. Along the way, people kept looking at me with a knowing smile, and I had to endure it. The inner torment is returned with a grateful face, this kind of dual-day realm of ice and fire is really exciting!
Yang Zi squeezed me over and put my shoulders around me, and smiled: "How's it going, right?"
I barely managed to squeeze a smile: "Yeah!"
He walked with great enthusiasm and whimpered to me: "Don't thank me. If you want to, thank you for the string-how about it. Yesterday, I did a good job. I will solve your exam problem in one go."
"That is."
"We will do the same in the future. The exam will leave me alone. As long as you invite you to dinner, I will definitely bring everyone," Yang Zi continued happily, "Which one of us is with whom, it must be okay to face me!"
"I thank you eight generations of ancestors!"
Yang Zi didn’t care about what I said. He only cared about his wanton pleasure-sense. I could only talk to him without a word, and soon came to the door of the teaching building—outside the door of the teaching building, a luxurious car Land Rover stopped directly on the road outside, the overbearing body and the appearance of the bag set off the identity of the owner: Ya is either the rich second generation or the rich generation, and it is also the part of our socialist core values who get rich first.
Many classmates' eyes were attracted by this car, and I listened to people's yearning slobber: "Wow, a big car!"
A young man in his twenties stood by the side of the car, his suit was as tall as a tape measure inside, his eyes were sharp, his face was very sharp, he looked like a professional driver-but I know he is not, because he Two sturdy men in plain clothes followed behind their ass. They were bodyguards, so this must be the master.
The reason is simple: this man in a suit is too short, and if one of these two sturdy men is the master, it is absolutely impossible to find him besides coveting **, not to mention that being a bodyguard is not qualified, even if you drive a car. It's hard to step on the gas pedal!
I guess that even if he wears a pair of high-heeled shoes, he will not be able to break the one-meter-sixth mark.
The man in the suit made a slight eye contact with me, and he immediately lit up and strode towards me.
"Why are you?"
I helplessly said: "I want to say, don't you believe it?" You said, what good things can be done with the two bodyguards to find the door, and you also recognized me-you didn't give me this chance if you wanted to refuse!
The little man in a suit took out a cell phone, turned it on, looked at my face, and warned: "Don't play tricks, this picture must be you, you can't hide from it!"
The classmates on the side began to get together on our side. Yang Zi was also a rich second-generation, and immediately stood on my side and shouted: "Who are you? Warn you, why it is our classmate, if you want to trouble him first I pass this level."
I immediately glanced at him with gratitude, turned my face and said to the man in the suit: "It's me and me, let's talk, what's the matter?"
The suit** didn't care about other people, including Yang Zi, but said to me indifferently and without any emotions: "My grandpa wants to see you."
"No time!" I rebuffed, not sluggishly, who thought he was, and he wanted me to go with him without saying his name. There was no door at all. Of course, even if he said his name, I wouldn't go. I'm not stupid!
The man in the suit sneered coldly: "This invitation is not something you can refuse!"
If I said this half a month ago, I would really admit it, but it doesn’t work now. After all, my buddy has reborn in the embrace of the underworld. To put it in a fashionable way, the buddy is not afraid of death and fear of him threatening, so I was not afraid at all, hippie smiled and said: "What happened to my refusal?"
At the same time, I started to look around, looking for a long object, and at the appropriate time, I will show off the knife technique passed by Simone-but the cleaning is too clean. I have been looking for a long time and found nothing except the two milk boxes. , The only brick is still half, and the square can't be opened.
But what makes me most gratified is the classmates I get along with day and night, especially Yang Zi. He stood up at this critical juncture, righteously saying to the man in the suit: "I warn you, unless you are willing, who I can’t take him away either—I’m just standing here today, whatever you do, I step back and it’s your grandson!"
The man in the suit looked at me twice, and suddenly dialed a number on his own. After the call, he handed the phone over. I glanced at him suspiciously, "Why, don't you want to say that you arrested my family and threatened me? Bar?"
The man in the suit shook his head contemptuously: "Listen, don't you dare?"
With everyone's nervous eyes, I grabbed the phone and yelled in fiercely, "Who?"
A familiar voice came from the microphone: "Why, it's me, Xiaoyan."
"It's you and I'm not afraid, don't you think... 咿? It's you?" I instantly reacted: "What's the meaning of this, why are you asking me to let him do it? Could it be that you were kidnapped?"
Ren Xiaoyan could not laugh or cry: "Where, this is my brother—cough, why bother, I'm a little troublesome here, I'm afraid I will trouble you again."
"You said, don't you want to eat cake again?" I heard that it was her brother, and I was completely relaxed. Although this guy is not very welcoming, he is considered half his own after all, and he will not treat me. How about it—he is really only half of Guo Jingming's height, his own person.
I'm so refreshed, Ren Xiaoyan on the other side of the phone was a little embarrassed, she vomited: "Ahem, that's the way it is, here I am... Ahem, my dad and grandpa are here... They said it was a blind date... Want me... boyfriend There must be... I'm going to talk about it... You know... So... "
I inexplicably madly said: "Sister, have you crossed? Why do I understand what you say, but I don't understand the meaning when you put it together? Can you speak Chinese?"
There was a moment of silence on the phone, Ren Xiaoyan seemed to take a deep breath, and suddenly said: "I want you to pretend to be my boyfriend to see Grandpa."
"That's it?" I was stunned, and was instantly disappointed after being taken aback: "So simple?"
I didn't expect Ren Xiaoyan to be more surprised than me: "Did you agree?"
"I don't suffer, what can't you agree to?" I didn't care: "Since you have spoken, then I must be on time-time and place?"
"now."
"OK, coming soon!"
I handed the phone back to the man in the suit and rubbed my nose: "Let's go."
The change in my attitude was obviously expected by the man in the suit. He immediately turned around. The two bodyguards immediately opened the door and sat in the cab. The man in the suit was about to enter. In an instant, Yang Zi rushed to the front, desperately blocking the door, and said nervously. : "Why bother, what did he say, did he threaten you with your family?"
Before I could answer, he yelled hysterically at the man in the suit: "I sweared, I will definitely not let you take it away, why bother, unless you step on me!"
The man in the suit turned his face to look at me, my face turned red, and he quickly said to Yang Zi: "Man, he is Ren Xiaoyan's brother. If the old man in the Ren family wants to see me, don't you..."
Before he finished speaking, the boy whizzed and jumped up, his face full of flattery, as flattering as Erguizi’s traitor translation: "So it's you, I understand, but I understand everything -" he finished speaking. He grabbed me and yelled into the car, "Come on, don't let this kid run!"
I was dumbfounded, and squeezed out a roar from the pubic field: "Go!" (End of this chapter)