The Ghost Chef

Chapter 78: Ma Liang died of a clerical error

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Resting on the roadside for a while, I re-directed the wolves and tigers to head towards Baihua Village. Now that I knew the cause and effect, I would naturally not hit the muzzle, so how could I be killed for no reason

To put it simply, this is equivalent to opening cheats on the web... Uh, have we already opened it? Then, when you look at it as a double golden finger, secretly telling you that crossing the double crossing group has already been popular. This year we are popular in the gold double finger, gold three finger and even the gold group finger. This book has taken the lead in the trend. top.

In the hum of the four bearers, after a few moments, the shadow of Baihua Village finally appeared in front of us. I thought about it and asked the two soldiers to change their clothes to explore, and repeatedly told them not to take it. The people are stitched and stitched. If anyone misses my major event, don't come back. Even if you flee to the end of the world, buddies will be punishable!

Although I don’t know why my attitude has changed so much, but under the constant deterrence of the fat official master, the two of them still go honestly-of course, my abacus has also been settled, and it is properly done without any omissions:

"If things are done well, then they are my soldiers, and we are a team of justice; if things are not done well, then although they are still my soldiers, they are only temporary workers. I will treat you as soon as possible. We drove..."

I hope that the scene of temporary workers topping the tank in the legendary world still disagrees

Seeing the two soldiers cringing and touching towards the village, the master couldn't help it anymore, and approached me and said: "Master, the villain really doesn't understand it, just a little kid, do we need to be so exciting? ?"

I snorted, glanced at him sideways and said, "You know what a fart!"

"Yes, yes, the villain doesn't understand the villain..." Master replied, but the confusion on his face remained unsolved, "Master, you are so talented that the villain is beyond your reach. I hope that the master will give him advice and teach you the next one?"

"Honestly, it's not as simple as we thought!" I didn't bother too much: "To tell you the truth, this child's stuff is by no means a vulgar thing. We only get some gold and silver jewelry. Isn't this picking sesame seeds? Lost the watermelon? So, I have bigger plans. It is inconvenient to tell you!"

Master's eyes lit up suddenly: "Does the master want him to draw something else?"

I laughed but didn't answer, my face was unpredictable, exactly the same as when Tai Er was in the community, except for the word "Fudge" engraved on his face.

Master said to himself, "You want a peerless treasure?... The elixir of life?... Thousands of soldiers, pawns? Master, do you want to be the emperor?"

I stared at him dumbfounded: "It's a pity that you don't get to the starting point code word—the idea is much more clever than mine!"

After a while, the two guards came back and reported: "Master, that child, that child, that child..."

I shouted dissatisfied: "Say it!"

"The kid... is dead!"

I was shocked: "Dead? Who is dead? You said the magic pen Ma Liang is dead?"

The officer nodded in tears: "Yes, he died last night."

To be honest, although I have traveled here, the thing that really frightens me is to count this thing-my goodness (Yunpeng version)! In the story of the magic pen Ma Liang, Ma Liang is dead. What the hell does this mean, how can you tell me to go back? !

This pit is too big!

I frowned and discussed with the master: "What should we do, shall we go yet?... Uh, do you know who else has the magic pen in his hand? What is the drawing?" Could it be true or false? Otherwise, it is the feature film and the sequel. The difference between the first generation and the second generation, Apple 6 and 6S, is missing a simplified version. In fact, there is still a comfortable version left

The master was also dumbfounded, and shook his head blankly: "Nothing."

"Hey, you said this..." Now that I don't care about good people and bad people, I simply waved my hand: "Go all out, go to the village with the master and see how Ma Liang died!"

The guards were very happy when they heard it, and they all replied with winking eyebrows: "Okay!" It shocked me, and quickly added: "The discipline remains the same. If anyone forgets the three major disciplines and eight points of attention, I will go straight back. In the prison, no money is given."

All these guys shuddered, their morale dropped instantly, and they were weak and said: "Yes~"

A bunch of people rushed into the village and quickly came down to the earth wall of Ma Liang’s house under the guidance of the villagers. Before they got closer, they saw the white paper lanterns hanging on the eaves. The voices of the two women were so tearful that they seemed to be. his family.

Because of the rare presence of officers and soldiers, the people were all around, and even though they did not get close, they did not escape. It was a rare peace-but the sequelae also broke out. The biggest rich man in the village did not believe us in life and death. It's true, yelling that I'm an impostor official, and that I'm going to report to an official, I can only let people reward him with a full beating and then quiet down.

The master rushed through the door, and after a while helped out two women who were crying like tears. They seemed to be his mother and grandmother. They rushed to me. Before I could speak, they knelt down and said: " Lord, we are wronged, sir, we are wronged!"

I hurriedly stepped forward to hold on, and said politely: "Old lady, don't be afraid, if you have any wrongs, just give me... Uh, to the official, I will definitely redress for you!" Good bullying, this The portrayal style has completely changed.

The old lady said in a crying voice: "Master, my grandson was killed last night, and we are going to report to the official today. Who knows, Master Qingtian, you have already come-oh oh, you are our second parent!"

I sweated violently: "I will definitely take care of this. Don't worry, don't call me Master Qingtian."

The two women started crying, hoarse and surging, and the surrounding soy sauce crowds also knelt down, one after another, kowtowing like the wind and the waves: "Master Qingtian, you are the great master Qingtian..."

In this atmosphere, our officers and masters were completely stunned, whispering to each other: "No, I was corrupted!"

I didn’t say anything, I just kicked up on the ass of the talking officer, and then kicked them one by one, kicking and cursing: "Fuck me, stop talking nonsense, I'm all ready to prepare—Master, I'm going to open a court case. !"

With the help of a black lacquered table with eight immortals and two chairs with cracked sides, I quickly reviewed what happened—yes, this is indeed Ma Liang’s home, and he did have some changes in painting not long ago. What kind of magic pen? I helped the villagers draw a lot of farm tools, cattle, etc., which turned everyone's life upside down, but just this morning, Ma Liang was found dead in a small cave in the village, and his heart was taken away. Also missing.

The story of the case was very simple, so I went directly to the autopsy and confirmed the specific cause of death—according to the judgment of the master, he did indeed die under the tone of a beast, and the holes in the chest cavity had everything, that is The heart is gone.

It seems that this monster is quite picky.

Following Conan’s steps to solve the case, it was time to go to the crime scene after examining the corpse. So I followed and took people to the small cave at the entrance of the village. When I went in and looked up, I saw a dark stain on the wall, enchanting, slender and graceful. Jin Xishan actually meant to dance Feitianwu, and after a closer look, he made up his mind—this is Feitianwu, with his hips and arms raised, and his chest taller than durian. He is 100% enchanting and can cause chaos in the harem.

Then, there was a sticky and wet beach on the side wall. At first it looked like a snot, and then it looked like a paste. I suddenly thought of the classic quote in the paragraph: I knew it, I should have Shoot you on the wall...

According to this routine, I almost figured out the case-the magic brush Ma Liang**, I drew a woman on the wall in the middle of the night to solve his own problem, and suddenly a beast struck him, so he was cracked... Question Yes, where did this woman go

I was thinking about it. At this time, the master pointed at a stroke on the black shadow’s head with a fan and called me: "Master, look at this place—you see, although it’s also black here, it’s ink. It’s completely different from the black ones, like It was the last stroke that was drawn out, and it was a failure."

I went up and took a look. Don’t tell me, it’s true. The most unreliable part of the whole case was finally connected, and it was clearly revealed in front of me:

The ancients had a very early sexual maturity. For example, twelve years old (derived from the theory of kong fat man's twelve-year-old crotch wet crotch)-Ma Liang was twelve years old, at this age-in the evening, a spring-hearted young man came to the cave alone-under the picture A graceful beauty—his paintings can come true—Yin Changyang wrong, the last stroke was taken out, and the mouth of this beauty was painted, from a small cherry mouth to a cracked girl of Hyakki Yakou in Japan—and then...

To sum up, it means that Ma Liang made a mistake in painting a beautiful woman, and the beautiful woman in the pen turned into a monster, and then killed him!

I have a severe cold!

I know how the things in Hyakki Yakou in Japan came from, and I did it for a long time—maybe it was the slashing girl who used the magic pen to draw, who knows

The little devil inherited a lot of things from our Dahua Xia. Except for the tea ceremony and kendo, even the ancient ghost stories came from us. This is incredible!

If this is the case, then we really speed up our pace. When this monster takes the magic pen to the island country, it will be too late. At any rate, it is something of our China, which is more than a national treasure. What do you mean by taking it away

I suddenly jumped three feet and shouted at all the guards and subordinates: "Quickly, you all get out of me, look for all directions from the village, find a woman wearing a PM2.5 mask covering her mouth, and ask her whereabouts. Come back and report to me!"

Everyone looked at each other, and the master cautiously said: "Master, do you think... is a woman?"

"Not a woman, but a monster who looks like a woman, with a big mouth!"

"Oh... Master, what is this PM2.5?"

I furiously said: "It's just a thing that can't be put in your mouth-damn, I'll be so tender to you!"

The guards rushed out loudly, and the villagers spontaneously joined forces with the guards to form a new joint force and began to look for the whereabouts of the rift girl in all directions in the village. Only the master and the four bearers were with me. At the same time, Lao Cai, the landlord who had been beaten up, approached me, squinting his dark panda's eyes with a smile: "Master, I, I just didn't know Taishan. You, you, please take a look at the small house and sit in the small house. , Let the villain accompany you, don’t you think it’s okay?”

I stared at him and said with disdain: "Why, now you think I am real?"

The landlord laughed and said: "It is small and not long-eyed, it is the fault of the villain-your nobles forget things, but I can remember that when you came to the city, you suffered such a beating because you ran into your sedan chair, so today you called I know it as soon as a person beats me—Don’t tell me, this beat is no different from that of the past. It is still a familiar formula and a familiar taste. I will never forget this feeling in my dreams, so you ah , It must be an official sir, who can't be wrong!"

Master and I looked at each other, and said together: "...You're so fucking cheap!" (End of this chapter)