I took a step forward, stood beside Lori Xi and slapped the gavel, and shouted: "Grass mud horse, do you say that there is evidence that the donkey rong and red apricot go out of the wall?"
"There must be a sir, this is what my family has seen with their own eyes, there is absolutely no falsehood!" Cao Mu said to the back: "Then who, hurry up and tell me what you saw."
A wildebeest came out from behind and bowed deeply: "My lord, I am Ma Yingshi of the horse clan. I saw Wanbao donkey enter his wife's house in the middle of the night and came out until dawn. If it weren't for the red apricot. What is going out of the wall?"
"That's not the case." Shu hit the donkey and knelt on the ground immediately, pointing to the loud howl: "Bao donkey, come out and explain to the master, what was the situation with you at that time!"
The crowd immediately came out with four big and five thick donkeys, wearing star-striped denim clothes and flared jeans on his legs, with the feeling of flying on his feet, and holding a handsome pony in his hands, waiting for questions. , Marlboro is already pouting in front of the table, crying with tears and nose, swearing that he and his cousin are 100% pure friendship, pure is almost more than pure water:
"Master, there was thunder and lightning that night. My cousin was timid and asked me to accompany her! She just likes it delicately, the thickness of my palms, and all difficulties feel hopeful, I hum a song, she is natural Let’s take the next paragraph. I know that Nuan Nuan is right in my chest... We have nothing to overstep. You must make the decision for me!"
Me: "Are you a palm, it's a hoof!"
In these two areas, the donkey rong knelt after him, crying so miserably, even if the stone man heard it, he would shed tears. The three screamed and told them. Anyway, just a few words: First of all, this matter is absolutely It is a pit of framing and death, which they absolutely do not admit; secondly, even if their son had a donkey plastic surgery and turned into a horse, it was for the joy of the horse and the mud horse, which could not explain any problems...
The power of a role model is infinite. When this is done, Yan Luodian immediately clashed and knelt in a row of donkeys, wailing three times around the beam, and the momentum is just like grabbing power in National Geographic magazine... Not to mention, a group of donkeys clamored and unified their calibers, and pointed their guns at me. They said that if our 9527 does not solve the problem fairly and divide more than half of the assets to her, then they must unite all the donkeys. Going to petition, even if the lawsuit defeats the Lingxiao Palace, he will have to fight to death and life. Killing will not give us a good life...
The grass mud horse's face became black. Before I could speak, a group of horses fell down, saying that if the red apricot donkey can't be severely punished, they will also sue the Jade Emperor, and also say that our 9527 law enforcement agency is incompetent. , Occupying the pit, not shit, stepping on the wheel and not slipping out, there are a lot of reporters who are exposed on Weibo...
Hey, you said that this happened, how could it be our fault!
Lori Xi looked at me pitifully, she forgot to squeeze her pacifier. Aunt Hei rolled her eyes to look at the roof. The whole vice was not about the way she was hung up high. As for the horse face—your uncle’s ! When did the horse flutter and lie on the ground, screaming among the horses, his voice louder than anyone else!
Fortunately, fortunately, there is still a reliable big black cow by our side...
Looking to the side, who knew but saw that it didn’t matter at all. The two cows had wireless Bluetooth in their ears, and their eyes were closed. They were so intoxicated that they didn’t know who to talk to, and they said, "Hey. , Bingbing..."
The wind is blowing, the horse is barking, the donkey is roaring, the donkey is roaring... You are forcing me to pick up my sword and spear to defend myself, Ruoxi, and Aunt Hei, and the Yan Luo Temple!
I couldn’t take care of that much anymore. I bit my teeth and grabbed the gavel and smashed it on the table. With a loud noise, I smashed the gavel in two and almost didn’t take my hand. It's clipped-of course, the usefulness of this mess is also obvious:
In the next moment, there was no sound, all the donkeys looked up at me, the eyes of the donkeys and horses were bloodshot and red, almost all of them came out suddenly!
Fortunately, my buddy is not a mortal, you all know about this, so I showed a superior demeanor at this moment, with tens of millions of soldiers in my chest, and I am not afraid of impermanence to knock on the door: "Everyone will listen to me, this case Already understand!"
Everyone... er no, all ghosts... er, all the animals have their ears pricked up, waiting for my sentence in silence!
Lori Xi pulled the hem of my clothes, lowered her voice and said anxiously: "Hey, it's not settled yet..." "I've already settled," I glanced down, turned my head openly, and whispered. Say: "Then what, you just need to tell me, if this donkey really goes out of the wall, how should I judge it!"
Me, if this donkey really goes out of the wall, how should I judge it! "
"Should...that should...should..." Little Lolita "should" for a long time, and finally came out: "Aunt Hei, how do you judge it?"
The black butler opened his eyes slightly, and said in deep thought: "If the red apricot really goes out of the wall, then according to the rules, you must clean up and leave the house, and compensate the horse's Yinde point of 20,000 to 50,000. In addition to the attitude of the Yan Luo Temple today, you can be fined. 10,000 to 20,000... By the way, Wanbao Donkey damages other people’s homes, and you can fine 10,000 to 10,000 depending on the severity of the circumstances..."
"Uh, you remember the terms well," I added cautiously, "Can I pay for the gavel that I broke?"
After receiving the support of the black butler’s determined eyes, I stood up immediately, turned around and announced: "This case has been concluded: the donkey Rong did not follow the woman’s path and the red apricot to go out of the wall, and the grass mud horse is allowed (how can it be so awkward to say it) (?) I divorced her, and at the same time she didn't pay a penny, the donkey Rong had to compensate the grass mud horse with 50,000 Yinde points as compensation..."
The words were endless, a group of donkeys all stood up, their nostrils sneered and sprayed out the heat, the loud and loud shouts were deafening, and they rushed towards me boastfully, the posture seemed to be about to trample me to death. Ah...
Da Hei Niu just hung up the phone and dialed the number again. He just yelled out the words'Xin Yu' in intoxication and tenderness before he could close it. Seeing this posture, his whole body shuddered, remembering his responsibilities. , Holding a big knife and wiping across in front of the group of donkeys, using the security guard to resist the fans diagonally to compete with them, and at the same time desperately turned around and shouted at us: "Public exercise fast, public exercise quickly..."
Lori Xi reacted. Before the black butler started to pull out the fork, she waved and shouted Balala energy, and the ground immediately slammed out of the fence, separating the donkey below from us. The two halves, everyone was protected...Well, no, the big black cow got too close and was also locked in the donkey herd!
The big black cow turned his face and looked at Little Lolita in a dying struggle, her eyes full of resentment. It is estimated that Dou E's eyes in Feixue in June of that year were just like this, saying that it is light to die!
Following him, he threw the big knife on the ground, walked slowly to the corner of the cage, squatted down, and said quietly, "Don't slap your face..."
Little Lolita: "..."
Aunt Hei: "..."
I:"… "
Huh, the formation is well maintained!
This magic fence is still strong enough. A group of donkeys almost didn’t squeeze the big black cow into a piece of beef jerky, but the fence always stood tall and uncompromising, and the group of donkeys didn’t move at all—it’s just that the donkeys and donkeys sprayed in their eyes. On fire, the nose and heat snorted from the nostrils, and the book hitting the donkey was standing in front of the group of donkeys and screaming hysterically:
"You, why do you say that my daughter went out of the wall? You say, you say! If you can't tell why, I will go to the Emperor Fengdu tomorrow, and then to the Jade Emperor..."
I laughed three times, pointed at Jiangshan and waved Fang Qiu, "Evidence? Okay, I'll show it to you. By the way, my buddy will teach you all to be good again!"
In the dead silence and the shocking gaze of all the animals and ghosts, I said lightly: "Remember, the thing that horses and donkeys are born with is neither a horse nor a donkey. The scientific name is mule!"
Hey! The whole world is quiet! (End of this chapter)