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In my memory, the Taoist monks and even nuns in the legends are all hermits who are compassionate and compassionate. They do not seek fame and fortune, they are obsessed with public welfare and rescue the wounded, which perfectly interprets the true meaning of a roar when the road sees unevenness. Just me. Those who know are Yan Chixia from Lanruo Temple, Qingyang from the back of Huashan Mountain, Guiguzi who taught two apprentices to watch the show, and the devil muscle man who hides in the elite center and runs a convenience store, etc...
Since an expert, how could he not show up at this time
Based on this inference, there are only two possibilities for this Taoist priest: either he is not an expert, or he is pretending to be 13!
Before I went back, I made an arrangement. I chose two guards who watched cleverly to stay at the side of the Taoist temple, staring at the old Taoist's every move to see what he was going to do, and then the others followed me back to my residence and waited for Hu Hansan...
Back to the place Hu Hansan prepared for me, this guy hasn't come back yet, but the food, clothing, housing and transportation are arranged properly. It is similar to the popular farmhouse. The meals are also good, except that it is troublesome to have no water and electricity. At any rate, I am going to go to the toilet after eating. , And then discovered that the real trouble is still here—
There is no paper in the latrine, no paper, no paper! ! ! ! The important thing is said three times!
I squinted for a long time, only then did I see a bunch of bamboo chips inserted on the side wall, which was smooth and slippery and I touched some vegetable oil. Only then did I remember the facts that our bad taste teacher said in the history class. : A long, long time ago, the people of the world did not wipe their buttocks with toilet paper after showing their respect. In foreign countries, it is said that there are direct water washing, fish fillets, and rope, but in our Greater China, bamboo chips are used!
Unexpectedly, the legendary world actually recorded the tradition of our great China so faithfully. This makes me really sad and happy. The happy thing is that the world I have come to is not bordered by foreign countries. The sad thing is that the traverse texts I have read before are all scams. Human, at least no book has explained the issue of going to the toilet, let me know what to do!
Dancing supreme god, come here, talk about Du Wei's respectful things? Potato Platinum God, let’s talk about Xiao Yan using bamboo chips or rope, right? And what are the Three Young Masters, Yu Yan, Blood Red, and Old Pig? Come out and say clearly if it’s okay, can you not cheat me...
With so many books, none of them have discussed this issue.
I lingered in the pit for a long time, and finally I was cruel, tore off the apron of the big fat man, and threw it into the pit. At the same time, I made up my mind—as long as I stay in this world, every day At least you have to wear two pieces for spare, and you need to wear a few more when you feel uncomfortable in your stomach, to solve the biggest unsettled case in this passage!
As I stood up and lifted my pants, I made up my mind. At this moment, a rush of footsteps suddenly came from far and near, accompanied by the master's hastily shouting: "Master, master, something is going on!"
I hurriedly tied the belt toward the dead knot, and then lifted the curtain to expose my head, "Say!"
Sure enough, it was the master, and there were two escorts behind, one of whom was from the outside of the Taoist temple.
Master said: "They came back to report, saying that a man named Wang Sheng had come to look for an old Taoist priest. When they met, they knelt on the ground and cried. At first they thought that his family was dead. When I went to Guanli, I felt that something was wrong, so I went in and overheard..."
I was taken aback, and immediately interrupted before he finished speaking: "You mean this Taoist priest is a pretend, but he and Wang Sheng are actually a pair?"
"No, no, sir, you think it's bad..." Master wiped his sweat and explained to me: "They overheard that a woman in Wang Sheng's family is a monster. The Taoist priest told him yesterday that he didn't believe it, just now. Going back and taking a peek, I found that the woman was drawing on a human skin, and when she finished drawing, she wore on her body, and immediately became a beautiful woman—in fact, she is a monster!"
Officer A nodded vigorously next to him, and said nonchalantly: "Yes...Yes...Yes...That's right..."
"what?"
Okay, I admit, if I was taken aback just now, now I am taken aback — it’s hard to say how high this bounce is, it’s not low anyway — how is the magical brush Ma Liang and painted skin? Involved
I didn’t pay attention to it at first, but now I just remembered it, don’t say it, it’s really the same. Uncle Pu said this to "Painted Skin". Taiyuan is a king student, and he usually likes to hook three and four sisters, and modern The number of roads in Renmomo was almost the same. One day when I went out to see a netizen, I saw a beautiful woman walking along the road with luggage. The kid went up and asked. The beautiful woman said that her parents were going to sell her to a rich man for money, so she ran away When he came out, Wang Sheng was overjoyed when he heard it, and immediately picked up the girl and raised it.
Of course, it goes without saying what to do to raise a girl. According to legend, this is how the maid stream in island films arose...
Wang Sheng has raised a sister for a few days. One day, he was discovered by a Taoist priest when he went out. He said that he was black and full of evil spirits. The text message scammer was driven away, but when he went home, he had a good look. The girl was painting her skin at home, her true identity was an evil spirit, so she realized that the Taoist priest did not lie to him for money. Conscience price, cost price, real price reduction!
Wang Sheng ran to find the old way, and asked for a whisk to hang on the door to scare away the evil spirit, but the evil spirit was unmoved, broke the whisk and rushed in, and ate his heart with one bite.
Later, the Taoist priest himself went out and cleaned up the evil spirits, and asked Wang Sheng’s wife to find a beggar. This saved him and grew his heart again. From then on, Wang Sheng never dared to go outside for appointments...
This is Painted Skin, an inspirational and positive story.
Are we not the original town? Isn't the old Taoist in Taoist temple? Isn't the person looking for him Wang Sheng? Isn't Ma Liang's pen for painting the skin? … To sort out one by one, isn’t this just painting the skin
Uncle Pu's story didn't say where did this evil spirit find a pen to paint for himself, and I finally understand it today. It turns out that the pen she used was Ma Liang's.
If there are no accidents, my position is at the key point of the story development. Wang Sheng's request for the Taoist priest to get the dust is a death, and then the evil spirit is captured by the Taoist priest, and Wang Sheng's wife will go to the beggar... Wait! What does this mean
Just like last time, a flash of light flashed through my mind instantly, similar to the close-up of the robot when the robot was powered on in the movie. All the brain cells moved at this moment. In less than 0.01 second, I have discovered the whole thing. The key is the reason why I came to this world, and at the same time, it is also the method for me to return to the original world!
Didn’t Lori Xi say that the main job of the master of the legend is to maintain the stability and order of the legendary world. The death of the magic pen Ma Liang was the reason why I came here by mistake, and the way to recover lies on this beggar—this Ya can make Wang Sheng his wife spit out his heart and bring Wang Sheng back to life, indicating that he has the right to be a resurrection person. At least once, if I can ask him to help resurrect Ma Liang, wouldn't it be enough!
Damn it, it turned out to be like this! In this way, Wang Sheng is still dead, he is dead, he is going to die, where can I find a second person to help me resurrect Ma Liang? !
I made a decisive decision and rushed out of the latrine with my pants—who designed these trousers belts, it’s paralyzed, my buddy didn’t fasten them after a long time. Fortunately, Master immediately rushed over what I was in a hurry. , Squatted and handed it to me and started to tie my trouser belt: "Master, don't worry, how do you plan to order one, the younger one will do it for you immediately."
"I'll go in person!" I stood with my hips akimbo, and yelled: "Who, you take someone to buckle the old Taoist priest and Wang Sheng, don't let them run; then who, you go and give me Hu Hansan Call it back, saying that the master has found the monster!"
Master stood up from my feet, and began to echo: "Have you heard? Hurry up when you hear it, and scrab your skin slowly..."
"Don't be idle!" I patted the master's shoulder from behind, and ordered: "You get the owner of this house up and tell him I want boy pee and black dog blood. Get it for me right away. The more you get, the more good!"
The master was dumbfounded: "Master, are you doing these two?"
"Catching monsters!" I stood in the courtyard majesticly, and sneered: "It's time to show me my hand, and let you see the master's ability to catch monsters-hum, I don't show power, it's true that I don't read lingyan texts. what?"
So who, who else, plus the master who took the order, I went back to the house in a magnificent manner, and soon I heard the noise of drinking outside, and the officers packed their things and gathered in the courtyard. After a while Son, the master led the rich man’s family, holding four or five children and came to me: "Master, where is the boy's urine?"
"Look for two in the red paint bucket and pee directly inside!"
Things proceeded in an orderly manner, with little effort. Hu Hansan took the people back to the courtyard. On the other hand, news came that the old Taoist priest and Wang Sheng were also under control and asked about the place where the woman was placed. So, I took people with people, people with urine, I was responsible for shouting, people were responsible for rushing, and a group of people Haohao rushed to Wang Sheng's residence.
The place where the monsters were placed was a small alley in the west of the city, a detached house, and a deserted house. I let the boy piss and dog blood on the knife and lived around, so that Hu Hansan went up and smashed the door.
Hu Hansan rushed up and banged a few times, then quickly backed away, making a gesture: "Big guy, watch out, if anyone catches a monster, he will reward you with dozens of silver, and whoever wants to fucking dare to escape, don’t be in Taiyuan in the future. Fucked!"
"Yes!" Everyone roared lowly, and the knife in his hand was also tightly grasped.
Then, as everyone waited with their breath held, the courtyard door creaked open, and a woman walked out from the inside with a lot of money and a willow in the wind, not only beautiful, but also full of exotic customs!
I finally know why someone like Wang Sheng broke her hand. The reason is very simple. It is because this is not clear about the strange exotic customs, and it is like a magnet that firmly attracts objects with metal properties. She conquered with just a word. All the people present, the only exception is me!
Because, she kissed her lips and spit out the words: "Ouba, Adushi!" (End of this chapter)