Needless to say, the two words that the monster uttered must be a spell, because just after she finished speaking, everyone around me was recruited, as if losing souls in the movie, her eyes were straight, her mouth opened, and she was stupid. With a stunned smile and a halazi running straight down his chin, the sword fell all over the floor...
I didn’t expect this kind of situation. To be honest, I imagined 10,000 scenes of confrontation with a monster, but I never expected that there would be this hand-painted skin when the monster would bring its own kaleidoscope to write round eyes. Can you control the illusion or how
The monsters stretched out their hands and fluttered their hair, and said solemnly: "Fat man, I didn't expect you to have two brushes. After being hit by my spell, your mind is still awake-who the hell are you?"
I looked back at the dumb men next to me, and then at my belly that was bigger than a bucket. Not to mention fighting people, I just couldn’t run even if I wanted to run. After thinking about it for a long time, I finally decided to frighten me. Frighten her again.
In the sneer, I took a step forward and said: "Monster, I am the one to take you!"
The beauty demon stared at me coldly, and suddenly said sternly: "Just rely on you? Is there any level of cultivation on your body, do you think you can beat me?" After all, but the demon didn't do it. I immediately noticed from the details. The monster's plan is gone-it seems that this guy has been bluffed by me, and I dare not move rashly for a while, I have to work harder!
Anyway, there are two ways now, either I frighten the monster, or she cheats me, and there is no third way to go.
So, I followed and smiled contemptuously, hehe said: "You don't need to know who I am. You only need to know, you are not worthy of it. You don't deserve to give me shoes. You will take minutes to clean up!"
The monster hesitated a little: "You, are you Da Luo Jinxian?"
I sighed: "Forget it."
"What do you want?" The monster stepped back unconsciously, hesitating and hesitating: "You, you are not lying to me, are you?"
I smiled slightly. According to modern people, it’s a smile full of self-confidence and masculine charm. Faintly, without showing the slightest sensuality, I wiped it away, and said to myself: "Look at you, pitiful, okay? A stand-in that is easy to find, I really can’t bear to beat you to death—God has a good life, go by yourself!"
The monster looked at me suspiciously for a long time, but in the end he still failed to summon the courage to pinch, so he half-challenged and prepared to leave...
Originally, the whole thing developed to this step and it was a matter of course. The monster was infected by my strong self-confidence. Even if I did not fully believe in it, I did not dare to easily provoke my opponent who was not fascinated by the illusion, but I was blamed. Self-confidence was overwhelming. Seeing that the monster was preparing to leave, his brain twitched and he added another sentence: "By the way, you can go, but the magic pen must be kept."
"Magic pen?" The beauty demon stopped abruptly, her face vacillated and said, "Do you want this pen?"
Looking at the drama, I was even more unbelievable: "Yes, this pen doesn't belong to you, I won't let you take it away."
"What if I want to take it away?"
I chuckled and said, "I'm sorry, I can only take you away..."
The bad thing is just this sentence—I know that the monster reacted so badly after listening to it, if I know it, I won't say it—the voice just fell, the monster turned abruptly and rushed towards me, screaming back. **In the night sky, it pierced my ears and shook my head:
"In that case, I'm fighting with you!"
I was shocked and regretted that I really wanted to slap my ears and shave my ears. I hurriedly stepped back and shouted, "Don't worry, don't worry, there are discussions on this matter, there are discussions, don't do it, I said..."
You said, can the monster still listen to it at this time
In a flash, the monster had already arrived in front of me. I tried my best to move my elephant-like body to hide, but I didn’t think I could do it anyway. At that moment, I even gave up, but what I never expected was At the moment when the electric light flashed, my protagonist's halo suddenly activated, and a loud voice suddenly sounded behind me:
"The evildoer is bold!"
Immediately afterwards, I saw the old way in the Qingdi Temple, descending from the sky like an Iron Man, crashing in front of me, raising her hand and blowing her sleeves, and the beauty demon immediately rushed back like a defeated rooster.
The beauty demon was shocked, looked at the old Taoist carefully, and said unexpectedly: "Who are you?"
The old way stood with his hand in his hand, his back to me, facing the monster, and said loudly: "The descending dragon and Arhat come, descend to the world to save all living beings!"
"You, you, you... Are you the dragon descending Arhat?" With a click, the beauty demon's chin was shed in terror, she pulled her hand on her face, and said in shock: "Impossible, how come the dragon descending Arhat is here? Mortal, and reincarnated as a mortal?"
The old way, that is, the old version of the dragon descending Arhat is indifferent in joy and anger, and calmly said: "This Arhat went to the world to promote love in the world, and made a bet with the gods above to save the three people. This is me in front of you. One of the people who needs to be saved, the ninth villain!"
After speaking, he pointed his finger in my direction.
Uh, why do I think it is not someone else but me
When I looked left and right, the finger was directly facing my forehead and moved to the side. The old-fashioned finger moved along with it. It still pointed at me, and then to the right, still supporting me. , I was furious in an instant: "Old Taoist priest, do you mean I am the ninth villain?"
The veteran said unmovedly: "Yes, you are the ninth villain I need to supersede."
"Do you have any evidence?" I said unconvinced: "Why do you say that I am me?"
"Then do you have evidence that you are not?" Old Dao said indifferently: "I said you are you, and if I said you are not you, you should believe it if you are a god, right?"
I frustrated and said, "Can you gods be a little godlike? Why are you damn idealism? Don’t you know that the materialists have already occupied the world? Don’t think about it. The Chinese people have turned to the embrace of Jesus. It has to do with your guidelines-old man, how can you not understand a thing when you are such an adult!"
"Discussing the gods, looking for death!" The old Dao was furious and shouted: "I will teach you what is called the wrath of the gods!" He pointed at me with both hands, and suddenly a whisk appeared in his hand, hula la, the sky is full of dust. , It’s similar to the battle in Pansidong, and it’s about to rush towards me...
At this moment, I suddenly screamed, and the sound resounded across the sky:
"The monster is gone!"
I really didn't talk nonsense, because when I was entangled with Jianglong Arhat, the monster had already crept to the wall, stepped on a stone, jumped, and flew into the air.
Even if the old Dao was afraid of her, he sneered, turned around and read a formula, and flew up, and went straight to chase the beauty demon. The demon had just flew over the roof, and the old Dao had arrived under the eaves, and the distance between the two was only one body distance-if there were no accidents. , After a quarter of the incense, this beauty will be completely taken down by the old way!
Unfortunately, an accident happened...
Seeing that the monster was about to tie her hands, at this moment, she suddenly turned around and raised her hand, slamming it down, and something that didn't know what the composition suddenly spread all over her face, he screamed, turned and fell from mid-air. Puff thumped on my gang of idiots below.
The old man groaned and didn’t get up for a long time, and asked someone to go up for a check-fuck, the old man was beaten by the ink that was thrown out Eating and drinking Lazard is a problem...
He is abolished!
My greatest reliance was done by a piece of ink, which made me deeply miss the evil act of sneaking ink behind the teacher when I was reading, how beautiful, comfortable, and worry-free—to our dying youth !
…
The enemy’s enemy is a friend. This is true. So after some discussions, Lao Dao and I shook hands in the Qingdi Temple and formally established an offensive and defensive alliance. The mana of the beauty is gone, the beauty demon used Ma Liang's magic pen to throw the ink, and directly zeroed the cultivation base of the Dragon XIII, turning him into a trumpet again.
This has also aroused my attention to the magic pen: what kind of pen is this, can a Luohan be scrapped with a shake of your hand
The veteran sighed with one hand on the deep-textured ink marks on his body, "Unexpectedly, unexpectedly, I have been under the control of a dragon and Arhat for thousands of years, but a little demon has been tricked by it."
I chuckled and sipped the old good tea, tilted my legs, and squinted his eyes: "Should! Who told you to be self-righteous? Tell you, old man, your uncle will always be your uncle, but your aunt is no longer the same as your old aunt. !"
Old Jiang Long wondered: "What does this mean?"
I waved my hand carelessly: "Don't worry about what you mean. Anyway, it's what a guy who was really good at breaking in the spring evening said-let's talk, what to do now, do you continue to defend me as the ninth villain, or teach me Get him cleaned up with a trick, and then let's go to our own things?"
Old Jiang Long smiled bitterly: "Do you think I still have a choice?"
I thought about it and nodded: "That is."
Long Jiang Long sighed: "The pen in the hand of the monster is a treasure. To deal with her, I think you have to gather the power of three people. After gathering the three people, you can go to Hulu Mountain to find the fairy. Look for the treasure he guards and use it to subdue this monster."
"Fairy Chuanshan? His name?"
"Chuanshan B."
I sincerely said: "Good name—I want to ask, is this guy just pangolin?"
Old Jiang Long nodded: "Yes, their whole family is a pangolin cultivator. The four brothers, pangolin, pangolin, pangolin, pangolin, and pangolin, take turns to guard the treasures, but it is said that Jia and Bing have passed away, and only pangolin B is left in the world. "
I nodded: "I see. Then, who are the other two people I'm looking for?"
"The ninth pheasant, the ninth beggar, and the ninth villain, you need to find the other two."
I displeased: "Why mention this again?"
Jiang Long said helplessly: "It's not that I want to mention it, but I can't help but to mention it-do you know why I want to ask the three of you to give pointers, so that you can change in your next life?"
"Isn't it to promote love in the world, you made a bet with it?"
"No, no," Old Jiang Long slowly shook his head: "Actually, this matter has a lot to do with the Yin Cao Jifu, but it is inconvenient for the Jifu to come forward. This allowed me to go down to the world under the name of betting. Something else..."
Speaking of this, Jiang Long Lao Dao suddenly braked, with a look of embarrassment, looking at it, I didn’t know if it was bald or deliberately selling it, of course, I was immediately upset—
"Old man, you are urinating frequently and urgencyly. Why do you still bring half and two drops? What do you mean?" (End of this chapter)