Under the staring gazes of Mabao male Li Lei and his old witch mother, I was completely anxious. In addition, this body was originally fat, and the white hair sweat was dripping downwards, and water formed from the chin when he slid. Curtain-Even so, I am still strong and calm, from the inside and the outside, I have a higher realm than ordinary people:
"Don't you know? My sister Han Meimei and Han Gang are married!"
Look, this is the benefit of being knowledgeable. In the 2009 edition of the People’s Education Publishing House Primary School English Companion Textbook, Han Meimei has married a new character HanGang (Han Gang), and her short, straight hair has become a mature and fashionable look. After busying in the kitchen, take care of their two children HanKeke and HanXixi to dine...
Sure enough, Han Meimei and Li Lei are married!
Unsurprisingly, after the words were spoken, Li Lei was shocked and suddenly realized: "Oh, why did I forget him..." "Son, Han Meimei really married him?" The old witch was also anxious on his shoulders. Jumping up and down, scratching his ears, "Let's stop looking for Meimei, but hurry up and find Han Gang!"
"Mom, you are right!"
In the horrified gazes of all of us, Ma Baonan moved instantly, carrying his mother on his back, passing through the wall like a cannonball, and disappearing into the darkness of night...
We all stood dumbly and didn't move until the figures were completely gone. Then after looking at each other for a few times, we rushed out of the wine shop like flies and flew back to the landlord's wealth. In the high-walled compound!
Of course, I was no exception at this moment. I ran back on my own two fat legs, which made me fully realize the huge potential in this glutinous rice ball-like body, and to sum it up in one sentence: my energy, Beyond my imagination!
…
After a night’s rest, in the early morning of the next day, while drinking soybean juice and chewing oil cakes, I recalled the plot of Jigong, hoping to find out where the ninth beggar and the ninth pheasant settled. I can’t find it, but it’s easier to find a pheasant. I seem to remember what it is called Yixiangyuan...
There is nothing difficult, anyway, I am also a villain of the ninth world.
Just do it, I immediately called Hu Hansan and Master to the front: "Ask, there is a kiln called Yixiangyuan under the jurisdiction of the master, do you know where it is?"
A strange expression appeared on their faces immediately. After looking at each other for a few times, the master cautiously approached: "Master, you won't forget Yixiangyuan?"
Hey, look, I really guessed it, Yixiangyuan really has this place, that's nothing to say, it must be the place where the ninth pheasant Xiaoyu stayed, and look at their expressions-this fat county magistrate Isn't he a frequent visitor of Yixiangyuan? Isn't this easier? ! I just don’t know if this fat county magistrate has had a super-friendship relationship with Maggie Cheung's version of Xiaoyu. If there is, it would be great — of course, there is even better, which is to use this body to have a more super-friendship relationship with her. , This is also the dream of all men born in the 70s, and I can't help but vulgar...
I was expressionless and waved to the two awkward dogs in front of me, "I was scared yesterday, sir, I don't remember clearly—hey, you two bastards, you dare not answer my question, right?"
"No, no, no..." the two yelled together, saying in unison: "Yes, there is this place, it's in Taiyuan Town!"
"That's a fart!" I suddenly became excited: "Go, take the master for a stroll!"
The two looked at each other again, or the master leaned close to me and said unequivocally: "Master, you, are you sure you want to go?"
"Hey, sir, how can I talk badly?" I was in a bad mood when I was splashed with cold water on Xing's head. I didn't feel good at all, and said, "Or, you two dare to stop me?"
The two dogs looked at each other for the third time, and the master leaned forward to me for the third time, laughing with me, with care, with everything he might accompany with the expression that would not make me angry, and said pitifully: "Master, villain, little People... really... stop you... ”
"Bold!" I slapped on the table, using the expression I have seen in the movie, which I think can best express the majestic expression of the Ninth-Rank Sesame Officer, and shouted: "Come here, drag this bastard out for me..."
Puff, puff!
Before the words finished, Hu Hansan and Master both knelt in front of me, kowtow desperately, and one yelled: "Master, we are for your own good..." The other also yelled vigorously: "Master, I am really loyal to reflect the sun and the moon. You can't hit me!"
Their consistent performance finally caught my attention. I thought about it and beckoned the two to stand up: "Then you guys, why are you stopping me?"
The master slid and got up, followed by Hu Hansan, who once again proved what I said-this master has no other ability, but the speed of kneeling and getting up is just as fast as he is, and I don’t know the Guinness World. Is there such a record? If so, I can use my personality as a guarantee. He must be the fastest man to kneel up and get up in the history of the earth!
I thought about the abbreviation, **... Uh no, kneel on Bolt!
In the end, the master told me: "Master, it seems that you were really scared and confused yesterday. You even forgot that Yixiangyuan was opened by you!" "Yes," Hu Hansan also added: "I was last night. Those who are called are your favorites in Yixiangyuan!"
Damn it! What does this mean? This yard turned out to be me- uh huh! This yard was actually opened by the fat magistrate
… Nothing wrong, I remember, Ji Kilometer played, Xiaoyu’s kiln was originally the property of the ninth villain, he must either hold a controlling stake or be the CEO, anyway, from the movie, he has absolutely God’s right to this kiln. !
But even so, why should they stop me? It's impossible to tell me that I can't go shopping in my kiln, so I won't be Jack Ma? —It is said that the family members will never shop online, and they also vowed that in the future, their sons, grandchildren, daughter-in-laws, and grandchildren will not be allowed to shop online... NS!
Uh, would I, like Ya, only hold 7.74% of Yixiangyuan's shares, right
(Is this not an explanation?)
But in the next second, Master’s words gave me a complete solution, and he solemnly told me: "Master, you really don’t remember, you don’t remember such an important thing? With such a small reminder—you Madam can work in that kiln. You have been forbidden to go, so you came to Taiyuan Town to live with someone else's house. Han San will find someone for you to have fun, and you have to take a shot to change a place. , Once you are caught by your wife again, you will have life worries!"
I was dumbfounded: "Why is this?"
Hu Hansan hurried up and said with a bitter expression: "Isn't this the madam's idea? Since you like to go to the kiln, you can't stop it, so she simply shut down all the kilns in the ten miles and eight townships, and all the kiln sisters are collected. When I get to Kuan'er, I open my own largest one, saying that it makes you want to go shopping even if you can’t go shopping!"
I almost fell down: "Go your own way, leaving nowhere else to go-this woman is too fierce!"
Hu Hansan and his master nodded together, and said in unison for the last time: "Who said it was not!"
…
Although Hu Hansan and Shiye repeatedly emphasized that my wife who had never met was described as a Hedong lion, a tiger in the forest, a bull demon king who jumped over a wall, and a dung man who found cow dung, I decided to face the enemy head-on, and walked toward Hushan again. !
Don’t be surprised, and don’t think that I have changed my sex. If I put this matter from another angle, you will immediately understand it—Little Don’t win the newlyweds, I’ve been away from my wife for so long, and I’ll see you when I go home. Wife, what's wrong with this, huh? !
In a word, I am going to see my wife!
Hey, so I'm afraid of Mao, is this inhumane
But even so, I still made full preparations. On the one hand, I asked the master to prepare the sedan chair. On the other hand, I asked the three people from Hu and Han to greet him in advance, saying that the master is back and I hope to see the madam immediately, so I didn’t take my clothes off and went straight to the madam. Let’s go wherever you are—be romantic, just like the prince’s strength after defeating the dragon in Western stories. They all rushed to the people immediately, where can I change clothes
We sent two guards out, and we hurried to Yixiangyuan. While walking halfway, one of the guards ran back sweating profusely, and started howling on his knees: "Master, go and see, madam. Hysteria!"
I was surprised: "Why?"
Surprised on the surface, in fact, I am quite happy inside—although I am mentally prepared to face the fat magistrate’s wife, from the point of view of my original intentions, I don’t want to meet her at all...
Nothing else, just because I know that this lady is definitely not a good product. According to the character tension in movies and TV, we can know that this madam must be fat and fat, with a huge scorpion on her face, and a five-year-old figure. It's short, and it's stuck on the edge of the well when thrown into the well. There may be something bristly rosacea, ears, bad breath, body odor, long and short hands, chicken breasts, dog belly, cat claws... In a word, it's not bad to look like a person!
Hey, isn't it right that she is hysteria? The girl in the yard will pick me up, whoever catches it is... Uh no, find Xiaoyu, return this legendary world to the right way, and reshape the folk customs of my big country!
The officer knelt on the ground and continued howling: "I don't know, the lady went crazy immediately when I heard that you were going there!"
Hu Hansan jumped up for the first time and ran away: "Master, I'm going to stand before you hit you." I waved, and this guy slapped his horse's buttocks. He jumped out abruptly, and the feeling of squatting came out. !
(I don’t need to explain the stalk of the party game, right?)
I asked Master Kotou next to him: "Prepare, in case Madam is seriously ill, you will immediately take someone to me and tie him up, don't hurt anyone, you know?"
The master nodded fiercely, and it seemed that he had been taken care of by this lady before.
We ran fast, and when we got to the door, we listened to the yelling and the noisy women crying. I opened the curtain and looked inside. I saw a tall, enchanting, picturesque brow, graceful and graceful. The young woman who looked like a fairy was chasing and beating the servant, beating and cursing, cursing and beating, surrounded by countless beautiful girls, who she catches and beats whom, the number fifty or sixty women in the yard add The ten-odd man, is he who dares to fight back
However, they always surrounded her, making a circle, not letting her go, looking at it, it felt like a bullet hole was blocked.
Hu Hansan squatted at the door. The grandson didn’t go in at all. He hurried up when he saw us coming: “Master, it’s crazy—as soon as the lady heard that you were coming, she ran out immediately. The younger ones finally stopped them. , So I'm getting angry!"
The cake seller!
This unsightly girl is actually the wife of the Fat Pig County magistrate. Is this too, too, and illogical
In an instant, a sentence flashed in my mind:
She is like the person on the painting, and she drifted down in a short time, which made us feel unbelievable. Thank you so much...
(Who knows the stalk of this passage?)
(Some people say that it’s a brain-burning thing to watch, so I can’t help it. When I remember, I will explain some slogans-it really needs a little level, hehe.) 31 novel app download address (end of this chapter)