I was sighed and sighed. At this moment, a man who was hiding behind the crowd watching the scene looked at me, and screamed from a long distance: "Master is here, everyone stop!"
Although this sentence is simple, it plays a huge role at this moment. It is almost the same as the effect of the "Great Sage, you will receive the magical powers" of the father-in-law in every episode of the story. The whole yard is full of people. , Even the lady who was irritated just now swished her face, and all stood stupidly on the spot.
Now that I can’t go to the theater anymore, after thinking about it, I finally walked up with a shy stomach and waved: “It’s gone, don’t fucking surround it...” Yingying Yanyan and Yixiangyuan’s The staff of the security guard Ma Tsai disappeared in a rush, leaving only me and Hu Hansan waiting for three melons, but no one dared to say a word. My lady who was conspiring to develop hysteria also stood with her head down and did not know what she was thinking. Heng Xin walked up to her, "What, ma'am, I'm back."
I was talking while observing the reaction of the beautiful lady, and it seemed that it was not as mysterious as what they said, so I gradually got closer—hey, this lady is different from the tigress they were talking about. Is it really hysterical? ? Depend on! Doesn't it mean that the peach blossoms of buddies have arrived
The beautiful wife of the fat county magistrate moved aside, still with low eyebrows and humorous birds. My heart became hot, and I immediately followed it and moved closer: "Madam, I haven't seen you for many days, I miss you so much for my husband. what!"
Ahem, don’t get me wrong, everyone, I did this purely to meet the needs of the role, and I don’t even have the idea of taking advantage of others—but I always think that something will happen to us. This feeling is like chocolate and music, and It's a rainy day, it's a good match!
Before the words were over, my wife who was a beautiful woman burst open three feet in an instant, and the broomstick she was holding in her hand pointed to me in a daze, and said sternly: "Don't come here! I warn you, get close to me. Within a foot, the old lady must immediately pump her face full of peach blossoms, believe it or not?"
Master Bian Shang and Hu Hansan immediately said "Yeah" together, and exclaimed: "Master, beware!"
You said, can I hear you at this moment
At that moment, I really had forgotten these two ungodly words, stern face, with a smile, plus some expressions in the school cafeteria that Yang Zi and the freshman accosted each other, and he happily moved up and said: "What's the matter? Madam, are you unhappy when the lord comes back?"
The lady took two steps back: "Don't come, I told you not to come—"
The enemy retreated, I continued to enter, the smile on my face was as brilliant as a flower: "Madam, what's the matter with you?"
As I talked, the distance between me and her got closer, closer, closer... Snap!
It hurts, it hurts! The girl really did it—she simply slammed a stick on my head directly and without hesitation, and then rushed towards the door...
When we were the closest, the distance between me and her was only 0.01 centimeters. I didn't know anything about him. After half an hour, she and I were turned into jadeites. After 24 hours, we met in the bridal chamber.
(This stem comes from "Chóng Qìng Forest")
I covered my head on the ground, and involuntarily shouted: "Stop, stop her!"
At this moment, the master and Hu Hansan finally showed a horse-like temperament that was very different from ordinary people. The moment I called out, they had rushed to the door, even if they were afraid, they still stopped at the door without hesitation and blocked the door side by side. In fact, "Madam, you can't go!"
"Get out of the way!" Madam Meiren Tiezi raised the stick impressively, threatening the two with murderous aura: "If you block it again, I really did it!"
Master Kotou and Hu Hansan looked at each other, squatted down screaming, turned their backs to his wife, and covered her face with her hands. Master Kotou said sadly: "If you like, please don't slap your face."
Loyal servant! **Naked loyal servant, I didn’t expect that there would be such a person in the legendary world. I don’t know if it was a blessing or a curse. I was really touched... The next second, I heard Hu Hansan wailing: "Madam, let’s not let it. You don’t dare to let it—you also know the temper of the master. What he believes in is to come out and talk about credit. If you let it go, you will definitely kill my whole family!"
Me: "... Nima! This fat man is really the ninth wicked man, he is indispensable for bad things!"
Even though they squatted down, they still blocked the door so tightly that the water couldn't get through. The lady saw that they really couldn't get out, and she didn't have the thought of punching them, and suddenly stomped her foot, holding the stick and rushed towards me, rushing and shouting. : "Fatty, let them know if you don't know if you don't let Grandma Kai go tender you!"
I was very anxious, I used my hands and feet to climb up to the side, and shouted as I climbed: "Wukong! Help me—"
… Numb, yelling all the wrong way!
Hu Hansan hesitated for a moment, and then rushed towards me like flying, just like the guards of the heroic savior in the movie, even the expressions of fearlessness and fear of death are exactly the same, but it is a pity-the distance produced is not only beautiful, but also There is a difference of time difference between five or six meters and fifty to sixty meters and 100%.
As soon as Hu Hansan got up, my beautiful lady had already accelerated suddenly, and his face changed abruptly and dashed to my side, his knees suddenly pressed against my back, the broomstick was directly on my temples, and he shouted: "No. move!"
Okay, I finally became a hostage... Uh, I immediately became aware of the hostage. For example, I instantly raised my hand in fear and fear, and shouted: "Why bother, why bother, don't! "
Madam didn’t care about what I said. She just focused on guarding the surrounding Hu Hansan and the dog-legged guards. The broomstick slid the corner of my eye along the temple, and cursed: "Go back, if you dare to come up, this fat man's The eyes are gone!"
Hu Hansan and Master Kotou retreated in an instant, staring at the woman in trepidation, and begged: "Don’t ma’am, take a look, you are the master..."
"I know!" Madam raised her voice: "That's my man, right?"
"Yeah, ma'am, don't you usually care about the master the most?" Master Kotou desperately encouraged his three-inch innocent tongue, and flickered to death: "If something is wrong, get up and say okay, you see that the master is fast. I was crushed..."
"I don't care if he is crushed or not?" Madam was silent for a moment, and then suddenly changed her words: "Since it is my man, what do you mean by surrounding me-rebellion? Or do you want to kill me?"
-Listening to the meaning, she also knows that the fat man is a husband, then why is it like this? Is it really hysterical
These words forced them to ask them directly. I was right to think about it. I have never heard of a couple fighting and walking this way. According to what I know at the beginning, the life of the fat county magistrate and the beautiful lady’s husband and wife are not in harmony. , After all, it looks like living a life. Just from the wife who is willing to open a kiln to prevent her husband from going out and stealing fishy, she can understand one or two things. It's not like the sequelae of robbing a civic girl... This is not even a mere mortal. I don't understand it at all!
Master Kotou could not laugh or cry: "Madam, if you don't hold the master, can we surround you?"
"You want to surround me, of course I want to arrest your master!" The beauty lady sneered: "If you don't come here, can I come here?"
"No, ma'am, it's the master you caught first..."
"I'm pooh! Obviously you won't let me go..."
"Mrs. Wrong, you wanted to leave first, and we surrounded you..."
"Nonsense, can I want to leave if you don't stop me?"
"Not really, ma'am..."
They argued over this issue with one word and one word. The intensity was comparable to that of the popular college student debates in the 1990s. It was not an exaggeration to say that it was not an exaggeration to argue with each other. I secretly withdrew my hand to support it when both sides were not paying attention. I got on the ground, adjusted the position of my body a little, and was about to use force to knock her off my back!
Joke, the buddy hasn't been ridden by anyone when he grows up, just rely on her? !
The word riding here has absolutely no other meaning. Don’t think about it crookedly. I am actually very pure, gracious, very pure and pure...
If I had the same body I had before, this movement would definitely not be noticed, but I was careless for a while, and I didn’t expect that the difference between the fat man and me was so great. As a result, she moved her arm and triggered a chain reaction-Madam Beauty instantly noticed that the strength in her knees suddenly increased, and at the same time she categorically shouted, "What do you want to do?"
At this critical point, I had no brains at all, and I yelled out instinctively: "Yes!"
I face the loess and back to the sky. Although I can't see her expression, the trembling from my back still shows the shock of the lady. She suddenly said one word: "Why?"
I was in a daze, then surprised: "Ren Xiaoyan?"
In the next second, I only felt warm and soft on my back, and two warm objects stuck to my back, and then I felt someone hugged me from behind, her face stuck to mine from the side On her face, I only feel that this woman’s skin is as white as ice and snow, softly pinched in her hand, as comfortable as cotton candy. From the side, the lady’s eyes are like Meisi, her warm lips are slightly open, and she sprays out ● 31 Novel app download address ● Orchid-like fragrance... Then, she cried with a cry!
(Needless to say, right? The line of the King of Destruction.)
Ren Xiaoyan was crying and cursing, and crying while cursing: "Why are you stinky duck egg, bastard... Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu A big bad guy..."
Faced with Ren Xiaoyan’s crying and scolding, I was always relieved. Even though I was facing the loess and back to the sky, I still felt a pillar of the sky facing down. A thought appeared coldly in my mind, circling and waving repeatedly. Don't go:
"I didn't expect her to be so much older!"
Now that the situation has improved, the Trinity Husband and Han gang also knew that they didn’t bother to bother me. I left her lying on my back and cried and scolded hard. After venting out, I didn’t ask her to get up for a long time. In the end, Ren Xiaoyan found that something was wrong: "Why bother, you Why do you lift your back vigorously?"
I said, "...I don't want to either!"
Ren Xiaoyan moved her head to look up to the side strangely, and then suddenly, blushing and laughing, she got up from my back without making a sound, and then pulled me—I kept standing upright with no expression on my face. :"Wait a minute."
Ren Xiaoyan couldn't help it anymore, she laughed, her head fluttered with her beautiful hair, and she walked straight into the Yixiangyuan, throwing a word in the air and repeatedly replying **: "I'm waiting for you in the house. , The reaction disappears. Come in by yourself!"
Hey, this time buddies are embarrassed! (End of this chapter)