I have guessed countless possibilities. I never thought that Xiaoyu would be such a man-I won't say that she is fat, and she is so dedicated. How can you tell me how to say she is good!
The only thing that can comfort me is that even if the ninth pheasant is found, plus me, sixty-six percent of the tasks have been completed. If you find the ninth beggar, even if you live together, we can immediately kill the Hulu Mountain and treat the enemy naturally. Click it off.
I immediately sent someone to inform the old man Jiang Long: "The ninth pheasant has come, can the ninth beggar be far away?"
("Ode to the West Wind" by the British poet Shelley, the original text is: spring has come...)
By the way, let's turn around and continue to tell Ren Xiaoyan's story:
She took Xiaoyu back to her room, spent half the night, and finally clarified her identity, social status, and the situation in the world. According to Ren Xiaoyan's understanding, her identity as the proprietress of Yixiangyuan is basically at the top of the food chain, although It's not too high, but it basically reached the position of the big fish that can eat small fish. It is much better than the dried shrimp that is eaten by small fish. So I stayed at ease, hoping to find a way to go back...
Speaking of this, Ren Xiaoyan did not conceal her thoughts of me, but maybe because she was not clear in her mind when she was crossing, she said a little inconsequentially-she said: "Why bother, I am here today, I thank you Your eighteenth generation ancestors will stick to you if you do ghosts!"
Look, life and death are not forgotten, what a realm this is, there is no better than this before the end of human and ghost, I am so touched...
As for the world, Ren Xiaoyan simply believes that this is a very ordinary crossing. She has returned to a certain era in history when the deer was a horse or a yellow robe was added to the body. The step count should still be the plot of the first five episodes, so I am not in a hurry, waiting for the one who gave her three moles... Uh no, give her a chance to soar into the sky!
Then she received the news: Master is back!
In my memory, Ren Xiaoyan was never a master who would sit back and die. She always stubbornly believed that the extinction of dinosaurs was due to letting the flow go and not making progress. So after hearing the news of my return, she immediately asked about the master. Everything, and then come to a conclusion:
"This is a pig. If you don't leave, my Chinese cabbage will really be smashed!"
So what I saw appeared: Ren Xiaoyan held a broomstick and started to break through, trying her best to escape before my pig rushed to the cabbage yard. The only pity is that between the previous sex, the old lady in Yixiangyuan Seeing that she watched tightly, she was shocked by the slightest movement, and she was dragged so hard that she didn't let her go...
Ren Xiaoyan led me to a big room of 60 square meters, signaled to be seated, and then let people boil water to soak the verdant tip of the pot, straightforwardly: "Okay, tell me, what's the matter with this crossing?" In her opinion, I must have been so well-rounded, maybe I have already found my way home, and I came here purely to pick up the young master back to the palace.
I sat quietly in the seat, looking left and right, looking at the surrounding environment far above the level of well-off, and by the way, I judged the lady's position in the fat county magistrate's heart—if there is no accident, her position in the fat county magistrate's heart and loli Xi's position in my heart is the same: the administrative level is always a half-level higher, that is, the difference between the deputy bureau and the chief bureau level. Looking at the same position, they have never been able to hold the real power.
I was silent for a moment, and then said word by word: "There are some things I said that you may not understand. If this is the case, please let me take it slowly and make it clear to you from beginning to end."
Ren Xiaoyan nodded and stared at me attentively: "I knew you were not easy, take a look, you don't have to play the truth and the big adventures and you have to be confessed and lenient!"
… Does she remember this one? So, women are too vengeful, really.
I took this section with a smile, and continued: "If you want to tell the story of this world, you must first tell the story of our original world: why should I call it, that is, why bother with the flute..."
Ren Xiaoyan interrupted me with a stern face: "Say what you can understand, and don't drag me text."
"That's OK, I will continue... I am not an ordinary person in the original world. In fact, I am the representative of the underworld in Yangjian. I have almost the same rights as the U.S. Ambassador to China, mainly responsible for..."
"Catch ghosts? Maintain world peace? Or else manage the timeline?" Ren Xiaoyan immediately grasped the key words, but thought of something different from mine-she went straight into the net essay routine.
"That's not true, cough cough, I am the master of the legend, in other words, an important role in the control of the legendary world," I explained: "you know what a legend is?"
"Uh, online games produced by Shanda were all the rage in the late 1990s?"
"That's not true. The legends I said are worthy of legends, such as Yugong Yishan, Romance of the Three Kingdoms, Jin Yong Gulong's novels... Anyway, just a word, as long as there are many people who believe in it, it will naturally become a legend," said At this point, I already have a little pride: "I am in charge of this."
"Then why are you not dead?"
… Ren Xiaoyan is really not suitable for chatting. It is good to grasp the key points, but can you stop staring at me
I followed the weather for a while, and then continued: "Why should you call me if you need to die to do it? Can't you do it yourself?"
"why?"
I simply said: "It is mainly people from the legendary world who have come to the real world. They can’t stay in the yincao dungeon for a long time. You must breathe in the sun-you should raise a tortoise. Let it dry."
Ren Xiaoyan thought about it, but she quickly caught another question, her eyes widened: "Wait a moment, those people in your shop... won't they have anything to do with the legendary world, right?"
Look, think of it, I know I can’t hide it—taking this opportunity, let’s also talk about the name and role of the people in the store. Although Meng Ding doesn’t understand it, we must know that it was the legendary world that came out. Quasi-exposed, just listen, the name and role are rare:
Lori Xi is called He Ruoxi to the outside world, my daughter;
Xiao Zuanfeng is called He Zuanfeng, my cousin;
Ximen Chuuxue is called Ximen to the outside world, my god brother;
Wu Dalang is called Wu Jin to the outside world, my seventh uncle and grandfather;
Tai Er is called He Tai Er, my cousin;
Kong Lao Er is called He Qiu to the outside world, my cousin;
Supreme treasure is called He Wubao, friend;
Bai Xiaogu is externally called Bai Xiaogu, my friend’s wife...
Although the names of Chinese people nowadays are all sorts of weird names, such as Japan, Cao Nima, Bao Shuang, Bai Fumi, He Hehe, Fan Tong, Li Xiao A, etc., but after all, there is no way to get He Zuanfeng, He Wukong, and Bai. Little bones and the like, plus my explanation, work together, as long as you don’t have your brain, you can guess it!
I smiled faintly, but Ren Xiaoyan's eyes showed great mood swings, and she was surprised: "Aren't they all writing legendary web articles?"
Me: "... Don't worry about what you said that night—just nonsense, I'm not writing spoofs at all!"
It was hard for me to let Ren Xiaoyan understand my job. Of course, it also included introducing the real identities of these people in the store. Ren Xiaoyan’s mouth opened wider and wider, and finally she realized: "You mean you can travel to In the legendary world, can any legendary world be okay?"
I nodded cautiously: "Almost, but this is also the first time I crossed. I don't know how to go back. Even if the knife rests on my neck, I will not let you go home immediately to continue your grandfather's birthday banquet."
"Who is going back?" Ren Xiaoyan waved her hand excitedly: "I mean, if it works, you can take me to see you in the stars—wow, I'm excited when I think about it. This is much more interesting than seeing an actor. NS!"
"We are not involved in stick dramas," I raised my eyes forty-five times and looked at the sky, and said leisurely: "Controls are only limited to domestic products-you can also do something for the country and the people. The rise of China still depends on us!"
Ren Xiaoyan was immediately discouraged and muttered: "I'm so happy for nothing... Hey, you are too useless!"
I hurriedly said, "Where is this? We also have a range of services. Haven't they all been shown on TV? No matter how great the mobile is, the entire Pacific Ocean can't be covered. If you want to talk on the drifting sea, you have to rely on satellite phones— Besides, I'm useful or useless. Haven't you seen it just now? I asked someone to change the floor tiles."
Ren Xiaoyan stared at me: "... Rogue!"
"Don't say anything is gone, can we continue to go home for business?" I hurriedly turned off the subject: "To tell you the truth, I have almost sorted out the way to go back this time, just step by step. Xiaoyu is one of the key figures for us to go home. We really have to rely on her to go back. There is also a beggar that we have to find. With them, we will be half done."
"That beggar?" As expected, Ren Xiaoyan was instantly distracted by me, pushing me and saying: "You send someone to find you, what are you doing here?"
"Waiting for clues, you think it's so easy, big sister," I took a sip of tea with a frown, put down the cup and continued to frown: "Also, even if we find it, we still have to know how to do it-this is not an online game, find The character knows the content, and we can level up just by completing the task."
At this time, there were several knocks on the door, and Master Kotou handed half of his head in and smiled: "Master, where is the news from the Chief Daoist."
"Come in and say," I beckoned him to come in, Ren Xiaoyan also sat down again and resumed the dignified and virtuous Yixiangyuan proprietress-in other words, can the Yixiangyuan proprietress and the dignified Xianshu have a relationship-"What did the old man say? "
Master accompanied me carefully, and said with a smile: "The old way said, since the ninth pheasant has been found, then you should persuade her not to have sex anymore. This matter is fine."
"But she hasn't made a chicken yet, does that mean that this step can be saved?"
The master said embarrassingly: "The old way still said, if there is no sex, then you have to find a way to let her do it, and then persuade her not to do it..."
I was angry at the time, and yelled: "The old man is playing tricks on me-this is not taking off my pants and farting, is it unnecessary?"
The master almost did not cry: "I said the same thing, but he said that this is a step, and it must be done. It can't be achieved without one step. If you go wrong, the whole thing is ruined. You must wait for her to reincarnate in the next life. To crack it again."
Damn it! Damn it! Fuck... (A thousand fuck is omitted again)
I waved weakly: "Let's do it, I will try my best."
"Master, it's more than that." The folds on the master's face are all squeezed together. Although it is a smile, it looks worse than crying: "The old way also said that the girl must also be the top card in the yard, and the man must be willing to rush to it. That's okay..."
Ren Xiaoyan and I looked at each other, and both saw deep fear in each other's eyes. After a while, we both cursed in unison: "This grandson is not going to let us go back, right?!" (End of this chapter)