According to Ren Xiaoyan, even if Xiaoyu’s appearance is not completely loyal to the original, as long as she is similar to the ordinary kiln sister, she can repackage it and launch it. Under various modern sales tactics, she can 100% become the top brand of Yixiang Academy. But actually...
Ren Xiaoyan said calmly: "I think, apart from the four major sorceries, I am afraid that there is no way to make Xiaoyu reborn!"
Four, the four major sorceries
I was immediately in awe: "You still know this?"
"Yes," Ren Xiaoyan nodded: "The four major witchcraft in Asia are Thai transgender surgery, Korean cosmetic surgery, Japanese makeup surgery and Chinese PS. No matter how earth-shattering, you can instantly become a fairy and descend into the earth. Everyone has the heart to love beauty. It's so easy to get a confidante, and it's naturally a rush!"
I suddenly said: "So that's the case-but with the current conditions, I'm afraid all you can perform is makeup, right?"
Ren Xiaoyan glanced at me: "Yes, give it a try, first make Xiaoyu beautiful, with red lips and white teeth, and then we will find ways to increase her attractiveness to men. In this way, she has to become the top brand of Yixiangyuan. possible."
Tears filled my eyes: "You are my savior, Xiaoyan, without you, I would not give any hope at all."
Ren Xiaoyan is reserved but quite contented. By the way, she taught me: "How can you give up hope? Why bother, you have confidence in life if you have hope; you have courage if you have confidence; if you have courage, you are not afraid to start all over again."
"How do you say it is good!"
She can only do this, and I can only look at her honestly.
After half an hour.
I looked at Xiaoyu, who was sitting in front of me, and said anxiously: "Xiaoyan, although this is a legendary world, I don't think everyone's aesthetics is so bad, right?"
Ren Xiaoyan grimaced, "Oh..."
"Look, what kind of thing is your painting?" I pointed to Xiaoyu's face. The original biscuits-like face was painted more like a full moon, and the eyebrows were similar to those of a shovel, and the rouge with sweat on his face began to fall off. , The lips are red and the teeth are white. It's just that the mouth is called the blood basin and the teeth are white, and it has no relationship with Chu Chu moving.
Ren Xiaoyan downturned her head and put the comb on the stage, frowning: "I don't know how difficult it is to put on makeup. It's easy for classmates to do it. How can I know that I would do it like this?"
"Huh?" I said in amazement: "Don't you know how to put on makeup?"
Ren Xiaoyan said, "Ahem, I'm usually very busy, so I didn't learn..."
"That's not right, sometimes you obviously put on makeup, okay?"
"There is a makeup artist at home..."
I just understood: "To put it bluntly, you actually didn't master this skill at all, did you?"
Ren Xiaoyan didn't say anything, she seemed to be tacitly acquiescing.
… It’s not difficult. Although Ren Xiaoyan doesn’t know how to do it, don’t forget, after all, I’m in the most popular Yixiangyuan in the county. When fifty or sixty women gather together, how could no one know how to put on makeup? Soon, according to my request, the old bustard found the best-skilled woman in Yixiangyuan, and Ren Xiaoyan completely acted as a hand-to-hand guide!
She did a good job at this point. It is estimated that it is inertia to instruct people. No. No. 31 novel app download address. After a lot of Kung Fu, Xiaoyu has completely changed her personality. Although she can't reach the point of being overwhelmed by the country, she at least has it. Eight points, Ren Xiaoyan immediately took her to change her clothes and called me in from the outside.
So, the following scene appeared in my eyes: in the night breeze, Xiaoyu stood in front of the window with a charming face, the clouds moved with the wind, the jade arms were as white as snow, and even the head and neck exuded a faint fragrance, and his face was delicate. The pretty eyes were sentimental, and the breasts were half-concealed, which revealed an extremely sultry mood-I immediately turned my head to the side, hiding my face in silence.
Miss Ren proudly said: "How? After a bit of my love, Xiaoyu can finally get it right now? Just like this from now on, let her stand in front of the window in a state of wishing to fly, and she will definitely hook the man's soul. Flew!"
I spoke in sorrow and depression: "You should let her sit down-take a look for yourself, the armpit hair under her squeaky nest is blown to the center, do you think it is reliable?"
Ren Xiaoyan: "..."
Ren Xiaoyan collapsed and said: "Oh! Forgot to have hair removal," but she immediately became worried: "I don't have any hair removal cream. I can't pull it out, right?"
I sighed: "It's great to be a man!"
Ren Xiaoyan glared at me, and I instantly reacted—this sentence seemed a bit wrong, and it was the same as “It’s good to be a woman”, right
Xiaoyu walked over and said timidly: "Boss, what else you need to do, just ask, as long as you can get Xiaoyu's wish, I can bear no matter how much suffering." Lianbu walked swayingly, there is a sentence The words rushed to my heart:
… The cloud temple flower Yan Jin step shook, the hibiscus tent warmth **. **It takes a short time and the day is high. From then on, the king does not come early.
There is no leisure for the banquet and the special night of Chun Cong Chun Yu Ye. Three thousand beauties in the harem, three thousand beloved in one...
Yang Yuhuan!
I have the trick to promote Xiaoyu!
First of all, I’m going to make a audition, called “Super Yang Yuhuan”. I invite a large group of experts and scholars to be judges, and then countless players are included. Successfully elected as the first place in the "Most Yang Yuhuan Singer in the World" contest, attracting everyone's attention;
Secondly, after she was elected, I will find some people who collect portraits of Yang Yuhuan, the neighbors of Yang Yuhuan’s close girls, collectors who collect Yang Yuhuan’s bust size codes, etc., to conduct a treasure appraisal program to appraise Xiaoyu, and finally get The conclusion that she was the reincarnation of Yang Yuhuan made her worth soaring again;
Finally, Xiaoyu can come out to make money as contemporary Yang Yuhuan. We packaged her as Yang Yuhuan. We don’t ask for the best but the most expensive. According to the principle of rising tide and starvation sales method, plus the hype of the scalper party, Surely the opportunity of a pro-Fangze can be sold at a sky-high price, and Xiaoyu will naturally become the top card in this hospital, right
Of course, you still have to go hair removal before this...
I frantically told Ren Xiaoyan about the plan. She heard her eyes straight, and finally exclaimed: "Why, I really underestimated you before. I didn't expect such a trick to be conceivable-you have mastered the sales method. Now, the roasting stall business will definitely be thriving in the future!"
I was surprised: "Who is it?"
Ren Xiaoyan: "... Get out!"
Ren Xiaoyan asked someone to get a bucket of isinglass. Needless to say, it must be used for hair removal. I can’t stay in the room and can only go shopping. Master Kotou and Hu Hansan came out of nowhere, and immediately followed me, Master. He also gave me a favor by the way: "As expected of my master, I took the madam down in a few words, and it's a small service!"
"That's for sure, what kind of person our master is," Hu Hansan said hehe, "powerful and rich, what kind of woman can't get it!"
Retrieving Ren Xiaoyan and the ninth pheasant made me feel very good. Their sloppy beards were so beautiful, and the natural photos were all received. Thinking of luck today, I simply ordered: "Tell the kitchen to prepare a few baskets of steamed buns, and then go everywhere. Propaganda, it means that the boss is going to do good deeds and give away steamed buns today. As long as they are beggars, they can come outside our Yixiangyuan to pick up steamed buns at noon."
"Yes." Hu Hansan immediately went down to make arrangements. I thought about it before I had breakfast, so I just had someone order some side dishes, and let these two accompany me to eat while waiting.
We arrived early in the morning, and it was less than eleven o’clock after we met Ren Xiaoyan. Sister Yao returned to the room to accompany her benefactor after the boss’s wife’s affairs were dealt with. She hasn’t gotten up yet, and occasionally some guests wake up in twos and threes. When I went home, Sister Yaoer wore very revealing clothes and sent it out. There was a scent of fragrance between the exchanges, and I never forgot to say hello to me. The sturdiness made me feel addicted to my eyes...
Ren Xiaoyan has appeared, and I can only have an eye addiction, alas—
The reputation of the wicked county magistrate is really not built up. It didn’t take long for the kitchen to inform, saying that the steamed buns were almost ready, and the insufficient part was baked into cooking cakes, and porridge was cooked, and the people who will be sent out by Hu Hansan will return. The report said that the places where beggars gathered in the corner of the four cities had been notified. If nothing else, all beggars now know the news of porridge.
I waved my hands at will, and Hu Hansan immediately led people to put things out.
The table was already set up outside the Yixiang courtyard. The aroma of cooking cakes and steamed buns was immediately overflowing after they were placed, and the air was filled with a faint scent of rice noodles, which was very attractive, but I only found out when I went out to see that outside the door, outside the door unexpectedly... Actually...
Not a single beggar!
What's going on here
I turned my face and didn't wait to speak. The few officers who had just reported to the ground fell directly on the ground, shivering and saying: "Master~ We have really notified you, I really don't dare to lie to you..." It's about to knock out, which makes me have to believe: Damn, why is that
At this time Ren Xiaoyan's voice came: "Ah, no one is coming!"
"Huh? How do you know?" I turned my head and watched Ren Xiaoyan slamming her fan, coming out of the courtyard slim, followed by two maids, with an expression of'I knew it would be like this', I wondered: "Could it be that Say, porridge is not popular in this world?"
"Nothing," Ren Xiaoyan waved her hand: "As long as people usually serve porridge, not to mention beggars, even if ordinary people come back and confuse and order steamed buns and cakes, you are the only one..."
"Me? What's wrong with me?"
Ren Xiaoyan stared at me and said: "Your reputation is too loud!"
Too famous? Damn it, I just realized it—I'm a ninth wicked man who kills people without blinking. Even if I call for porridge, where can the people come to me, killing and surpassing goods is my specialty. As for porridge...
I don't have that kind of fate, and it will not be my turn. Good people and porridge are one country!
so what should I do
Fortunately, Ren Xiaoyan had not only anticipated this, but even made a plan. She beckoned, and the maid behind immediately handed over a piece of paper and opened it. It was a propaganda poster depicting a beautiful woman, with big characters written on it:
"Yixiangyuan's ten-year store celebration, at 3 o'clock in the afternoon, set up a stage at the back door of Yixiangyuan to perform singing and dancing, and give porridge to beggars."
In the middle of the poster, there is a scarlet lip print, so fucking, even a man can't help it!
Me: "... That's OK?!"
Ren Xiaoyan nodded resolutely: "You can go and see."
… I walked around and took a look, it shocked me directly:
The gongs, drums, firecrackers, firecrackers, and red flags were all over the crowd. It was quite spectacular—it is estimated that half of the town’s people are here! (End of this chapter)