The beggar came to Yixiangyuan with his wife, eating hot pot... Uh no, eating steamed buns and singing ●31 novel app download address ●song, watching the performance on stage, all the faces are as bright as Zhu Bajie Ren Xiaoyan personally made porridge and buns, while I took Hu Hansan and Shiye Gootou to observe them one by one, and saw that everyone looked like a beggar in the world for three points, but they looked like seven points...
Until the end, I didn't see who looked like!
Back in the lobby of Yixiangyuan, Ren Xiaoyan saw my face full of sadness, and she knew what was wrong, she leaned over and asked in a low voice, "How is it?"
I shrugged: "No clue, none of the beggars here are like the one we're looking for."
"Are they not working hard enough, so there are still beggars not coming?"
I glanced at the stage, covered my face and said, "Don't! They are no longer suitable for children, so keep working hard... You are the rhythm that forced me to seal the book, sister!"
"What should I do then?" Ren Xiaoyan sighed, and accompanied me for a while and said: "It's impossible to just let it go, right?"
"Oh, think about it again."
Speaking of this, I suddenly heard loud voices from outside the hall, and followed a few people hurriedly rushing in. Hu Hansan next to me frowned and said, "No rules..." I saw that the one who came in was from Yixiangyuan. Fighter, commonly known in modern times as an internal security, led a popular sullen saying: "Big... Your lord..."
Master Kotou groaned: "What's all the fuss about?"
This is the captain of the internal security team of Yixiangyuan. He is known as the mountain carving Chen Jiu. He is known to be a vicious man by his name. But at this moment, he has been so scared that his face is blue, white hair and sweat are running down his cheeks. On the ground, "Bai...Bai Qi is dead."
I was shocked, and I suddenly thought of the scenes in movies and television where the enemy came to the door. Lin Pingzhi was in this situation and became Linghu Chong’s love rival by mistake—Eh, I never heard that our world is related to Xiaoao Jianghu. , What is this
Before I could speak, Ren Xiaoyan had already rushed to me and said, "Uh, how are your names like this? Three, seven, and nine can't be divisible by the number as the name. Should there be a large population in the family, or just pick one?"
"The name is not enough to represent high martial arts, Gulong heroes always do this, don't you know-this is not the time to care about these things, okay?" I angrily asked the mountain eagle: "Who killed it, did you stay? clue?"
Chen Jiu trembled: "Leave a word..."
Damn it! Is it true that I was right? The enemy of this fat county magistrate came to the door, not only to kill me and Ren Xiaoyan, even people who are irrelevant to Yixiangyuan will not let it go!
"What did you write?"
I didn’t say anything to you. I was terrified. I just went over and took a look at the place. When I got to the place, I saw the bluestone slab outside the main entrance of Yixiangyuan with dripping writing on it. Six characters:
Ten steps out of the house are dead!
There is a line a few meters away from the door, thick and wide, and it's so wet. I look around and see that the faces of my subordinates are angry. I have no fear of the opponent who came to the door, and I suddenly felt in my heart. Ann, as an example, I could not help taking a step and screaming into the air:
"Who, who is so shameless? Many people don't get the porridge. Not only do you don't drink it, but you also use extravagance and waste to write-do you know how hard it is for the farmer to grow food? It is shameful to waste, don't you know the CD action? ?"
Hu Hansan and others immediately cheered. Everyone expressed their high respect for my righteous behavior. Everyone severely condemned this extravagant, corrupt, shameful and degrading behavior. They raised their hands and raised their hands on behalf of their hometowns. Righteous protest:
"Strict economy, oppose waste! Strict economy, oppose waste!..."
Paralyzed, writing with porridge is too shameless!
When the voice fell, I heard someone in the shadow of the corner of the roof eaves oops and said, "I'm sorry," and then he threw something down and fell in front of me. I looked down and saw that it was a piece of gold. The voice continued. : "I'll buy all the porridge orders."
Where is the key point? Almost at the same time, Hu Hansan leaped up in anger, and the big knife in his hand slashed straight into the darkness. This is his turf, and he was ashamed in front of his boss. He was already in a mess of anger. , The knife was cut out with a full ten of strength. It is no exaggeration to say that if it is cut, even the cow in the shadow will be cut in two. If it is not cut—then our eaves are in danger. You can't cut it off with a single knife!
"Don't..." "Be careful..." "Don't demolish the house..."
We all rushed into the courtyard amidst the one after another shouting, rushing to stop him, but it was all in vain-he is Taurus, the most stubborn constellation, who would stop him if he went crazy!
But a miracle happened...
This shocking slap shot, only listening to the click sound, the big knife unexpectedly broke into two pieces, and it crashed and fell. Hu Hansan was also thrown down by a forceful rush into the air, and slammed heavily on the tables, chairs and benches in the hall.
Hu Hansan got up from the ground in a panic, his long hair was cut and turned into a short hair, just as the lyrics sing—I have cut my hair short, cut my concerns, and cut the bifurcation that is not loved. , Long and short, short and long, struggling inch by inch...
Hu Hansan cried directly.
But I didn't care about him, because the scene I saw made the whole person tense, white hair and sweat rushing out from the back.
Cut, cut! Cut it!
I'm too familiar with this scene, okay!
Time waits for no one. The picture of the person in my mind has not fully emerged. He himself has appeared from the shadows, his eyes are cold, staring at us, his right index finger and middle finger are constantly opening and closing, watching He was looking for me to smoke, and at the same time he warned me word by word: "I won't talk nonsense. If you dare to go out, I will not forgive you-taking your dog’s life is a warning. Don’t think I’m going to Nothing!"
It's actually him, it's him, or him-it's not someone else who came to challenge me, but I had a few intersections, and finally drowned in the sauce pit, the tongman who drowned in the sauce pit, is the kind of hulushan snake spirit. !
Hulushan Scorpion King!
The only difference is that this is a typical juvenile version with pincers, and it is completely different from the mature version of Laiyangjian Killing Me. The most obvious evidence is his hairstyle-Ah actually left the most popular middle part of the 90s. The hair on both sides was glued into two folds with the oil on both sides, and it looked almost as if there were two plane wings on the head, and it flicked up and down as soon as it moved, and the face was covered with pimples.
If they two get together from now on, uh, are they underage...
I scolded myself for being stupid: Think about it, the Hulu Mountain has come out, can the Scorpion King be far away? I actually forgot this section and deserved to be called! "
Facing this guy, my heart really panicked. At any rate, I have the protection of Loli Xi Simon's Little Diamond Wind trio. At that time, I can still fight against him. How can I be with him without you? spell
The thoughts in my mind were tangled and repeated. For a while, I didn't know what to say, and casually said: "When did you take my life?"
Someone sneered and didn't answer. Chen Jiu at the side pulled me and said cautiously: "Master, he did take your dog's life..."
"Nima!" I slapped my face instantly, and I was about to hit this grandson with a peach blossom face. Fortunately, Master Kotou hurriedly added a sentence, otherwise this girl would be beaten up-Master Kotou reminded me in a low voice: "Oh. Cough, sir, Bai Qi is your favorite pastoral dog!"
Uh? I was stunned.
If you say that, he killed Bai Qi, and Bai Qi is my dog, is it really taking my dog's life? !
Too, too vicious, this is a double blow to the mind and body!
Being bullied like this, I’m still a man if I want to bear it. The small universe in my body finally broke out at this moment, desperate, forgetting, hysterical and shouting at this guy: "I won’t go out if I don’t. See what you do with me!"
Others: "... Master Wise!"
"It's best!" Someone snorted, "However, even if you don't go out, I'm afraid you will be alive in a few days-I have poisoned everything in the Yixiangyuan. Let's see how long you can hold on."
Ren Xiaoyan said angrily: "You might as well kill us directly, you can kill but not insult, you can kill, but you can't insult our dignity!"
She responded with a hundred responses, and immediately received the support of angry youths. For example, Hu Hansan and his like, who had just received a fatal blow, raised their arms and shouted: "Skills can be killed, not insulted, you have the ability to kill us all."
There were two chuckles from the tongs, and they were about to come out: "If this is the case, then I will fulfill you—"
"Don't! Don't kill, starving to death is enough!"
At the very moment of this thousand army, I suddenly rushed out from the side, desperately dragging Ren Xiaoyan outwards, and shouting: "I starve to death if I starve to death. I am waiting for you to starve me to death-I'm sure, you If you regret it, you will lose!"
"It's better for you to know and be interesting, hum, I'll be happy, you also only go to see King Yama a few days later, the best of both worlds!"
After exposing his whereabouts, the pincers did not hide, and stood on the roof generously and sneered like a chicken, a bit of a final declaration: "Hahaha, then you guys can enjoy the last few days. I would like to see if you were starved to death, or finally couldn't help but rush out of the line and die under my iron tongs..."
Amidst the laughter, he turned around and strode towards the roof. He probably wanted to follow the routine of hermit masters. When he reached the highest point, he suddenly flew away, pushing his deterrence to the limit. I dared to say something. Come out: "Say it all?"
A pliers said proudly: "It's hard to chase a horse!"
Without saying anything, I dragged Ren Xiaoyan and ran out. Before everyone recovered, we both rushed out of the door. Someone was furious and shouted after he recovered. He flew towards us, pierced our backs with both hands like sharp blades, and said angrily: "Bold, are you really afraid of death?!"
It seems that this grandson was completely irritated by my hand, almost mad!
Of course, buddies are not vegetarians. Before this guy rushed to me, I braked suddenly, and then pointed to the ground: "You are paralyzed, and it's hard to chase after you. Now you want to regret it—you see. Look, where did I qualify?"
A word to wake up the dreamer, everyone looked at the line on the ground just now, and saw that apart from the sparse ants, there were no traces of porridge on the ground
After so long, the ants have already moved all the congee and rice, so the line does not exist...
In a word, if there is no porridge, how will the thread be attached
Look, it makes sense for the ancients to leave words to kill the whole family and write in blood. How embarrassing would you say it if it becomes the current situation? ! (End of this chapter)