Seeing our reaction, the man who claimed to be Professor One Hundred Thousand Volt Sheep asked strangely: "Looking at the expressions of the two of you, have you ever heard a bad name before?"
How big is Professor Yang? For more than ten years, he has been ruining countless people. Relying on the name of scientific treatment to clean up Internet addiction teenagers with electric shocks, everyone in China knows that everyone has even become synonymous with modern tiger stools. Where can I be? I do not know!
I waved at him: "It's not busy, I will take care of something first."
"Yes," Ren Xiaoyan also nodded: "First ask someone to get him back and see who sent him."
I walked slowly to the person with the pincers, and said with a smile: "Taste one hundred thousand volts, what do you say now? Do you honestly cooperate with us, or help you become an internet addicted teenager and connect the phone again?"
A pincer rolled his eyes and couldn't utter a word. After a while, he watched the corner of his mouth move. A series of bubbles dripped from the corner of his mouth to the ground, and said weakly: "You, what you say is what you say..."
See it, the power of one hundred thousand volts is too shocking, this guy has completely lost the confidence to resist and has become honest-anyway, this is exactly the same as after being electrocuted on TV, Professor Yang is really amazing.
Ren Xiaoyan shouted next to him: "Ask him why he wants to kill us."
The pincer's face changed, and he stubbornly said: "I won't betray her..." "You don't need to say, I know," I yelled at Ren Xiaoyan, turned my head and spit at him: "Isn't it just a snake essence? I bah! What a secret do you think this is?!"
The pliers' face changed again, and he said tragically, "Did she lie to me? The real purpose is to let me die, and then seize my cave mansion?"
I smiled and nodded: "That's possible, but don't worry too much," I joked, "Zhang Wuji learned the Nine Suns magic after being tricked by a woman, maybe..."
"She won't lie to me!" The pliers cried out heartbreakingly, and suddenly interrupted me: "She, she said, she wants to wait for me to go back, and then give me a baby... We want to watch together Sunrise, watch the sunset..."
Ren Xiaoyan and I looked at each other, both sweating-this cross-racial love is really not acceptable to ordinary people, the taste is too heavy, it turns out that there is such a thing in this world, as long as a moment, the liking of a person can reach its culmination!
(With a slight smile)
Someone kept muttering, "... She said, the most romantic thing she can think of is to grow old with me until we are too old to go anywhere..."
"Stop talking!" I interrupted him: "You two have no chance to sit in a wheelchair and shake slowly."
"No," Someone shook his head blankly: "She said that she will carry me out to eat people, you will take a bite, I will take a bite... My bite, your bite..." In an instant he fell into the beauty that the snake spirit had outlined for him. In, indulged and unable to extricate themselves.
I turned my head to look at Ren Xiaoyan, and sighed: "There really is love beyond race in this world. Believe it or not, I don't know, I believe it anyway."
Ren Xiaoyan also agreed: "It's just that the process failed, and the result was unexpected."
I was surprised by the story of the Claw Man and the Snake Spirit. When I watched cartoons before, I felt that their husband and wife were completely depressed. They were all snake spirits saying what they were. I thought that Hulu Mountain was in Sichuan. The pincer is tainted with the fine tradition of raking the ears, who knows that it is so-a good Chinese folk love story, a drama style that has inadvertently evolved into a Korean stick drama, this is too unbearable!
In this case, you said, can the chili water tiger stool prepared by the dark side of my heart still come in handy? No matter what, I can't kill an innocent boy who is only in love, I can only give up... I kicked and said viciously: "Get out! I never want to see you again."
A pincer climbed up swayingly, muttered, and started to slip away helplessly towards the corner. The awkward drama was like the script performed by boys and girls every year when they graduated: graduated, broke up, and you and I are nowhere to be seen. See you; time to cry, to be drunk, to treat your and my story as a memory...
Looking back, Yang Yongxin has lost the self-confidence and calmness he had just now, and stood awkwardly on the side. The petty bourgeoisie beside him were also at a loss. I was feeling strange, Ren Xiaoyan approached me and said: "Just now I see someone went to say something to him, and his eyes kept looking at you when he was speaking, I don’t know if I can see your identity."
"It turned out to be like this, no wonder the look in my eyes is weird, I almost thought he was GAY!"
I took a step with my stomach, Yang Yongxin immediately started to bow slightly, and another step, his face began to smile, and then, he bowed completely, and laughed with him: "Unexpectedly, Master Yuan would treat this kind of person too. It's so magnanimous, with a high spirit and a heart of benevolence and righteousness, which is truly amazing."
"Master Yuan?"
Ren Xiaoyan whispered in her ears: "Speaking of you, your name is Yuan Batian."
Suddenly, I didn't want to explain this much, and smiled: "Let's go in and talk."
"My lord, please wait a minute." Yang Yongxin turned to his petty bourgeoisie and ordered a few words. At the same time, the guards who had dispersed with me followed one after another. Even Master Kotou and Hu Hansan were no exception. I heard that he drove away. There was a pincer, and everyone was taken aback, and they went up and went to almost every one of them. This flattery was so good that I was slurping my teeth, "I don't understand. Isn't he a master? Why is this virtue?"
Ren Xiaoyan thought for a long time, then hesitated: "Is this personality?"
"Don't tell me anymore," I said in a sweat: "The few in my family are comparable to him, and you didn't see it..." "I don't think it's much better," Ren Xiaoyan tilted her head and said: "Ximen Blows Snow and eats dumplings. You told me about acute gastroenteritis."
Me: "Uh..."
Although it is the Qingdi Temple who came to flee, I just came to have a look. By the way, Chinese people can run around the country during major holidays such as May 1st and 11th, and stay in the worst hotel. , The restaurant that eats the most time, the high cost of painting, and the most boring sights to visit are all because of these four words: come!
Master Kotou went up and knocked on the door, and the concealed wooden door opened. We were too lazy to wait for him to come out. We walked in with a sneer and went into the inner hall to see that the old way of Jianglong was not there, so we immediately panicked. I quickly ordered: "Look around for signs of leaving."
The guard dispersed, I frowned and said to Ren Xiaoyan: "You said he would have an accident?"
"Huh?" Ren Xiaoyan was surprised: "You mean, he was also hunted down, maybe he is dead."
I nodded solemnly: "I was thinking about this issue just now. In terms of how important I am to Jianglong Old Road, he will never fail to save him. Such a big disturbance has not yet come out. There are only two results: or he has already Killed, or he was taken away by the enemy."
Ren Xiaoyan was stunned: "No way?"
"Why not, don't you understand that the soldiers are divided into two groups?" I believe to myself: "We must grasp both hands, and both hands must be hard. Now this is the result-grasping our soft persimmon is a hard grasp, but grasping him is hard. This hand is weakened instead."
"Are you sure?" Ren Xiaoyan was anxious: "There is no other possibility?"
I nodded hard: "Yes, and I also guessed that he must have been taken away after a desperate fight, and he was injured on the way to the charge-there is a possibility that he would be ambushed halfway to save me. It's so easy to say..."
There was a rush of footsteps outside, followed by Hu Hansan's shout: "My lord, I have found the old way."
"Huh? Where is he and how is his injury?"
Hu Hansan rushed in from the outside panting: "I will be here soon, they are carrying it—damn, didn’t this old thing hurt his leg last time? I guess he wanted to run while listening to the movement. I almost crawled through the hut when I was there!"
Ren Xiaoyan and I were stunned, she gave me a stern look, and then I began to yell at me:
"Fuck! Forget that this girl is also in the establishment-completely unreliable, this is!"
After half a minute, the old Jianglong Road was carried in by a group of guards with a door and placed on the ground. As soon as I leaned over, he burst into tears and said, "You, you are fine, it's great!"
I said unceremoniously: "Old man, what do you mean? I heard that you rushed to the back door when I was just chased by someone?"
"Yes, although I can't walk, I have to crawl over to help you."
"Are you going the other way?" I coughed twice. "I was chased by someone in front of me and you walked through the back door? You want to tell me that the earth is round and I have to beat you."
"I don't know what is round or not," Jiang Long said sternly: "What I think is that the enemy is strong and we are weak. The best way is to go around and attack the enemy's back from behind, flanking the enemy back and forth to defeat the enemy. !"
I was speechless: "You are really shameless."
Old Jiang Long himself knew that it didn’t make sense. He smiled, and slowly stood up with the help of the table. I wondered if I would trip this old thing and fall, but before I could decide, his face changed drastically. , Pointed behind me and said excitedly: "You...Who are you?"
The person he was referring to was coming in behind us, and now standing honestly at Yang Yongxin, who was waiting for me to speak, this guy was a little flustered by his finger, his nose was not a nose and eyes were not eyes. Long, I don’t owe you money..."
"I didn't say this, I asked you, are you a beggar?"
Yang Yongxin continued to stunned: "This is also seen by you—sir, you guys are not in collusion? I heard that there are many such things outside now. One person first asks questions and asks the monk afterwards. Taoist priests came to squander the money..."
What do you think of me when you listen to this? I was so angry that I didn't type it out at the time, and immediately yelled and cursed: "Fart, what is my identity and wealth? I need to squander money?"
"Yes, what is our adult's status? Adults will never do anything to corrupt money." My men screamed out and testified to me: "It's fine to grab it directly. Who will pay for it!"
… This should be the only benefit that the status of the ninth wicked person brings to me — swindling and abduction have nothing to do with me, we are playing robbing...
Old Jiang Long stared at Yang Yongxin for a long time, and suddenly hugged me and burst into tears: "Found it, finally found it! He, he is the ninth beggar we were looking for... I finally found it all, I finally found it all! "
"You mean, he is the last one we're looking for, and then, are our ninth trio all together?" I suddenly became excited, and started to shake the old way of catching Jianglong: "What should I do next, what do you say? "
"Don't, don't shake, I'm going to vomit again..." the old road howled: "Don't be excited, calm down, I have to make sure."
I wiped the tears of excitement and let go, and took a few deep breaths to calm my mood: "That's OK, you check the calculations." (End of this chapter)