In the midst of the three of us waiting in the battle, the zombie Ma Liang did not show the slightest fear. He stared at us with blank eyes, and said straightforwardly: "My lord, although I am a zombie, I am not that bloodthirsty to eat. Human zombies, you really don’t have to be afraid of me!"
After saying this, I also reacted: "Eh, that's right, ordinary zombies are not as clear as your logic-uh, you are not related to Kuang Tianyou, are you?"
The zombie Ma Liang said blankly: "Who is he?"
My hanging heart settled immediately. I don’t know Kuang Tianyou, which means that "I Have a Date with Zombies" has not yet been mixed into this world. The world that I want to divide completely is still those few, and the workload has not increased at all.
"If you don't know it, you can leave it alone," I walked out from behind Professor Yang without a single step forward, mainly because I didn't know how to make a left hook or right hook, so I just stood side by side and said: " Tell me, what can I do?"
The zombie Ma Liang sighed and asked without answering, "Do you know how I died?"
I thought for a while and said: "Didn't you get bitten to death because you made a mistake when you painted, turning a beautiful woman into a crack monster?"
The zombie Ma Liang said angrily: "Then do you know why I made this wrong stroke?"
I exchanged glances with Master Kotou. Although what I was thinking was that this kid was obsessed with sex, I thought that a stunning beauty would be resurrected immediately, and there was a clerical error in confusion, but I didn't say that, "Could it be that Was it framed by someone?"
Unexpectedly, what I said casually made Ma Liang excited. The black teardrops began to drip from the eye sockets, and there was a rotten smell: "You, you are right, I am really framed..."
"Uh, listen carefully."
After the zombie Ma Liangping recovered his mood for a while, he regained his cold expression and said: "You guessed it right, I was indeed drawing a beautiful picture at the time. When the drawing was almost the same, I was concentrating on drawing the eyes and lips of the beautiful woman. Nose, there was a ray of light shining on the painting, and the unfinished beauty suddenly moved. Under a surprise, my pen slid off her face, and the small cherry mouth became a big one that cracked to the back of her head. Mouth, the beauty suddenly turned into a terrifying ugly..."
I nodded in agreement: "Ugly ugly~hey~hey~hey, in this ambiguous age, his existence is an accident!"
"This is not an accident!" Ma Liang said excitedly: "The beauty turned into a monster and was resurrected. She bit her on my neck. Before she died, I heard her talk to the beam of light. A voice in the beam told her, saying It is the god of our world. Now there is a demon god descending from the outside world. He is the first step to make her a real person. He wants her to kill me, and then he takes the magic pen to help him set up traps, while the demon god is not yet full of wings. Kill him when he is coming!"
"The Demon God that Guangzhu said is not me, right?" I said with a headache: "Where did this girl come from?"
The zombie Ma Liang said grimly: "It's you, you are not Yuan Batian, you are from another world, you just descended into his body-am I right?"
"Your mind is really big, drawing is too awkward, I suggest you not as good as writing online articles!" I praised: "With your idea, you will definitely become a god..."
When I talked about this, I suddenly thought of something. Didn’t Hei say there are two systems? The genuine travel through the legendary world is here, and the pirated version fell to their opponents. From the current situation, this guy might be The person with the pirate system, since he can summon the pincer Ouyang Feng and the like, he must also have the ability to travel through the legendary world, and it is precisely because of his mess that he confuses the world-he It is reasonable to want to kill me in the legendary world, and there is no doubt about it together.
I admire myself a little bit: I have been able to figure out such a complicated truth, and my buddy has 100% potential to be Conan-in addition to the ability to infer, the characteristics of walking all the way to death are also ready to be revealed.
The zombie Ma Liang went on to elaborate: "... I overheard what they said. I thought I would be a hundred. Who knew that at this moment my hand touched the ink on the ground, and my mind immediately became sober. Only then did I understand. The ink of the pen also has a peculiar power... In this way, although my body is dead, I know everything...",
According to the routine of Lingyi.com, this is the so-called dead soul of the human being, and the skin and the soul have separated from each other-I didn't bother to explain why he became a zombie, and asked: "What happened later?"
"Later I followed her to the mass grave and saw that she painted something on each of the corpses. They all turned into zombies. I ordered the zombies, including me, to come around the village and wait for your arrival and kill you. ."
"Have you done anything?" I said suddenly: "So I'm all right?"
The zombie Ma Liang said grimly: "Yes, as soon as she leaves, I will paint all the zombie forehead symbols with ink, and then draw the gourd in the same way and repaint my symbols, and they will all listen to me. I just went back and pretended to be dead, just to see who this devil was and what should I do..."
"See? What are you going to do?" I started to hide behind Professor Yang again.
The zombie Ma Liang said directly: "I think you are a good person. You are not the demon god they said. On the contrary, this light is the bad person. It is the good person who kills innocent people indiscriminately, and the bad person helps the villagers. what!"
Tears filled my eyes: "I love you so much Ma Liang, you are so smart!"
Look, the three major disciplines and eight points of attention I requested before entering the village finally played a role. Ma Liang judged that my buddy was a good person based on what I did. This saved the zombie attack and even took the initiative to recognize the boss—this is the pig. The treatment of the feet, the treatment that should be given to crossing the pig's feet, the tiger's body shook and the head of the head really appeared on my body!
Ma Liang continued to coldly said: "I have been taking them with you these days, secretly protecting you, just for fear that the cracked mouth beauty will come back sneak attack-if it wasn't for this thunder and lightning strike last time, I would definitely let the big guy help is you."
"Then why did you show up again?"
The zombie Ma Liang said solemnly: "I didn't want to show up at first, but I can't do it anymore, because after I found out that the big tongs monster she sent didn't kill you, I sent another group of people, and I will soon launch to the town. Attack, prepare to kill everyone!"
I was taken aback and said anxiously: "Then what are you talking nonsense! Master, hurry up, we are going to withdraw!"
Ma Liang said coldly: "They can't retreat. They have surrounded the entire town. They will start attacking as long as everything is ready. I advise you to greet everyone and prepare to meet the enemy!"
"I can't run away anymore?" I stamped my feet: "Damn, I don't think it's right. Sure enough, there are moths hiding behind-what is the enemy's way?"
Since we can’t escape, we can only fight. I personally think that our place is also a town with walls. There are more or less tens of thousands of people in it. If they say they will attack, they may still have a chance, but we have to say that they are attacking. All the writers know the truth, and they can be surrounded by ten times. I don't believe that he can get a hundred thousand troops. If he wants to do that, he can still fight
I'm still a little confident about defending the city. As long as there are not many enemies, the whole town will stand on the wall and use a bamboo pole to poke him up, let alone a hundred thousand volts hidden by my side. Large-scale destruction weapons may not be effective against BOSS, but it should be easy to kill miscellaneous fish!
Ma Liang shook his head: "I don't know exactly. There is still some time now. Would you like to go up to the city wall and see by yourself?"
I immediately made up my mind: "Master, you go and call all the people in the town to gather in front of the town, Professor Yang will accompany me to see... By the way, let me go to Jianglong Old Road to talk about it, and let him and his wife come quickly. discuss."
I rushed to the city wall with Ma Liang and one hundred thousand volts. Just as the carriage stopped on the side, someone had spotted us on the city wall and yelled: "What are you doing? Don't you know if you are not allowed to approach the city wall at night?"
I raised my head shyly: "It's me."
"Oh, it turned out to be the lord, the redemption lord..." With the shouts, two little boss-like people rushed down, smiling to me and pleased me: "Unexpectedly, you came in the middle of the night."
Seeing that he was clever, he added another sentence: "Master, do you want to go out? I will ask someone to open the door right away..."
I waved my hand, learning the posture of the zombie Ma Liang and said coldly: "Just now someone reported that there was a group of gangsters who wanted to attack our county. Lord, let me see for myself-how many people are you on duty?"
"Report Master, there are twenty in total."
I yelled, "That's just such a person? Hu Hansan is nothing too much!"
Cleverly, the one who didn’t speak, was the first stupid answer: "Master, this is what you ordered. It is enough for us to make a false report of two hundred and sixty. If it weren’t for you, Mr. Let our two teams spend the night together."
I'm so angry, Yuan Batian did it for a long time, but in the end it turned into me to pay the bill...
I can't say much, but I can only tell: "Go and call all the others up and tell them to prepare to meet the enemy."
"No, no one, the rest was taken away by Mr. Hu..."
I almost didn't go crazy: "You mean, you are only twenty soldiers in the town?"
"Uh, sir, didn't you still bring twenty people? They should be able to scream."
I waved my hand: "Call it, just say what I ordered," and then I began to squeeze my hair: "Where else is there?"
Professor Yang suddenly said, "If the master needs it, I still have people number 40 or 50."
I hurriedly ordered the little boss who was going to appoint someone out: "By the way, call the beggar to help me."
Rough calculations, the 20 guarding the city, I have almost 20 escorts, plus the more than forty beggars can call, and adding one piece to less than ninety people, what the hell can this do? Even if there are some strong folks who participate, this is not a novel after all. It is very different if you have not been trained, and you can't speak the same day at all. At most, you can help throw stones, lift weapons, etc. The wars written in online novels are coming casually. It’s nonsense to find a living person to fight against the enemy of the siege. Not to mention the ancients, but the modern people. You don’t dare to kill a large number of people, let alone kill people face to face...
I was in a hurry. At this time, the sharply nodded leader said coldly, "Master, don’t worry, do you think you should go up and have a look before you talk? Just the villain, I didn’t find an abnormality just now, so how come an enemy is coming. Woolen cloth?"
babble? This is the truth, why did I forget about it
"Yes, let's go, take a look and talk." (End of this chapter)