The dark night is like a burnt bottom of a pot, one darker and lighter one can’t be seen clearly. The sky is full of stars, not to mention illuminating the world. Even oneself is almost like a pale gray ball, except for a small piece of being surrounded by the city wall. The torch dangled a bit more eye-catchingly, and everything else was pitch-black—I don’t know if there is anyone below, but if there is one, it’s definitely not visible.
It’s useless if I throw a torch down, or only the 31 novel app download address illuminates the big part of the desktop...
Being worried, the hesitant voice of the little boss Du hesitated behind me: "You, why did you jump up?" Turning around, this girl stared at the zombie Ma Liang with horror, and the tooth flower child was a little bit stunned. Bar: "Are you... Are you..."
Ma Liang nodded. It seemed that he was still confessed. I grabbed his wall and inserted a sentence: "It's Nima, yes, I told him. He was bitten by a five-step snake, so he can't walk and can only jump-learn. After a while!"
"The five-step snake bit? Master, what do you mean..." This guy suddenly realized and said sincerely: "Master, you are too knowledgeable."
"Do you still need to talk about it?" I'm not entangled with more nonsense on this, beckoning to let the zombie Ma Liang come over, pointing down by the way, and asking the clever boss: "How many torches do you still have, are they enough to circle the city wall? "
"Master, we still have a dozen or so at most, which is definitely not enough," the clever boss looked down and raised his face and his eyes flickered: "Look at the following, even if we throw it around, we can't finish the picture, sir. "
Seeing this guy hesitating and stopping, my heart suddenly reacted: Is it possible that this guy has a trick
So I asked him: "What can you do? Say, if it really works, the lord will turn around and promote you."
The clever boss immediately rejoiced: "It's a small honor to be able to serve the master. What kind of reward is needed-but then, master, there are no dense forests and no mountains around our town. There is no place for officers and soldiers within a hundred miles. How could it be possible? There are a large number of bandits coming to attack the city, I think it is better to let the small leader go down and take a look, will it be clear after inspection?"
I pondered: "This..."
"no!"
At this moment, a crisp voice came from under the city wall, and then Ren Xiaoyan emerged from the city wall ladder. As she walked, she reprimanded unceremoniously: "Just take the risk of such a small person now. Why don't you try to keep the two fat chickens and pigs down? Animals are much more sensitive than humans. If there is anything you don't understand?"
"Yes, see you, madam!"
Everyone praised it together, including me who joined the team of praise and praise, "Isn't this going to be solved?"
There was another voice coming from under the wall. I found out that Jianglong was also coming after looking for a long time. My girl couldn’t get up before he got well, so I could only sit on the edge of the wall and clap vigorously, cheering loudly: "See you, madam, see you..."
We despise him together: "Bah, flattery!"
The clever boss ran down the city wall, and in a few moments he brought two fat chickens over, hurriedly looking for the rope to tie a basket down, and finally got it right. Suddenly I felt that there was nothing in front of me, everything. I had never seen it before, and I raised my head subconsciously—fuck, the moon came out from behind the clouds at some unknown time, and the silver moonlight was shining down, suddenly shining the inside and outside of the city wall brightly and dazzlingly!
Then, I heard Ren Xiaoyan's exclamation. She pointed to a place outside the wall and exclaimed in surprise and fear: "Look, what is that?"
Looking in the direction of Ren Xiaoyan’s finger, I saw a black and crushed object slowly coming tens of meters away from the city wall. They surrounded the town in a huge circle, and there were many others in the distance. Scattered gadgets are coming—some of these things look weird, some are a huge head with a cracked mouth, a stick-like body, and flat hands and feet; some are round and round, and their mouths open like pig noses; some He was short and fat, and he wore a wide hat with a pipe-like point on it; some were just like walnuts, cabbage, peppers, corn...
I glanced at Ren Xiaoyan and she was looking at me. We both saw deep fear in each other's eyes. For only a second, we both yelled in unison: "Fuck! The plant army against zombies is here!"
… You guessed it by now, right? Yes, it is the army in Plants vs. Zombies, all kinds of plants. The only difference from the game is that these guys have become humans, which are commonly known as... Vegetatives!
The only thing that makes us more gratified is that the encircling circle is the thickest on the front and the most plants. The plant circle on the side is very thin. It seems that their main attack direction is the city gate, which also fits the characteristics of the plant army:
Ya doesn't have the means to get on the wall at all, and there is no ladder and can't climb the wall. What else can he do besides smashing the city gate
If this is the case, the dozens of us might be enough—but I didn’t dare to take it lightly, and quickly asked the clever boss to find Master Kotou, and asked him to simply notify the assembled militia reserve, and then organize people to spread around. The surrounding walls are guarded; the dull boss, I order him to pick up the wood and kerosene that ignited the fire, and prepare to fight the army of plants life and death!
Under the city wall, the Beggars and I have arrived with the guards. Not far away, there are countless bustling crowds under the leadership of Master Kotou, with kitchen knives and poles in hand. I hurriedly ordered the demolition around the city gate. The house of the city didn’t say anything anymore, it was the kingly way to block the city gate first.
The plants have not attacked. Taking advantage of this time, the soldiers and people in the town are united and quickly piled up all kinds of masonry and giant trees on the city walls. The city gates were also blocked with stones. Every household’s vegetable oil was sent to us for backup—it is indeed a legendary world, and the consciousness of ordinary dragons is so high, and Seta was transformed from the general public to the soldier reserve.
I just wanted to say something, when I suddenly smelled a foul smell, I looked towards the upper air vent, and then I saw Professor Yang’s group of people simmering things in a cauldron on the wall. The smell was similar to that of durian heated in a microwave. I asked quickly. Said: "What are you doing?"
The burning beggar stood up and said loudly, "My lord, we are making golden juice."
"Golden juice?" I was puzzled and asked Ren Xiaoyan directly: "Do you know?"
While staring at the vegetative outside the city, Ren Xiaoyan casually explained: "Golden juice, it is boiled feces and urine. It was used in ancient times when defending the city. Not only could it burn the enemy, but the wound would also rot and become inflamed, and there was no way to heal it... "
When I heard it panicked, I hurriedly shouted at the group: "Don't cook, this thing can't be used!"
joke! The other party is a vegetative or a vegetative. How useful is it if you pour large dung on them. It is directly equivalent to the nutrient solution. It may also cause mutations. Spidermen are bitten by spiders. Werewolves are caused by wolf scratches. If this What should I do if I scald a spoonful of dung
Can't help but prevent! This is the age of heroes. What the Green Lantern, the Flash, the Pancake, and the Hot Pot, are like fried beans. It is reasonable to have a pooping man. No other ability is needed. Just being able to control the opponent to produce at any time and anywhere The feeling of wanting to have a bowel movement is enough for you to drink a pot-in turn, it prevents you from having constipation every day, which is also choking!
The hidden danger of Stool Man was finally solved. Suddenly, there was a scream of mountains and tsunamis from outside the wall. I immediately found countless things being thrown in the air. The big one was like a 32-inch TV, and the small one was like a watermelon. The arc fell straight on top of our heads with a howling, and I instantly shouted: "Be careful to be concealed, the enemy is starting to throw rocks!"
There was a commotion on the wall. Everyone hurriedly looked for cover. Before everyone could hide, the first shot had crashed on the ground, and there was a crackling sound. The ground immediately spread out like someone who had dropped a paint bucket. — Damn, the corn pitcher's butter has spread out!
Without waiting to think about it, the sky continued to spread, corn kernels, cabbage, butter and even vegetable clappers. The people in the town carefully avoided falling objects while pulling what they could get into their arms. I saw it with my own eyes. Many people hid under the table and used a stick to pluck several cabbages, and they couldn’t close their mouths with joy...
Some old men and women who had been hiding in the town center also got the news and got together. They pushed the trolley and carried the basket, swiftly walked through all kinds of falling objects, and took all the things they could get into their arms. He is as agile as a martial arts master, his whereabouts are erratic, his movements are swift and he has good eyesight-many times they will see the butter before it hits the ground, and ran under the landing point and guarded it when it was almost the top of the head. With a stroke, you can enter the basket directly without landing.
After a while, Professor Yang’s gang of beggars couldn’t help it. They started collecting trophies from all over the place, followed by my guards. In the end, even the soldiers on the wall went down a lot. Used for skewers of cabbage and skewered on top like an extra-large skewers, wandering around on the shoulders, accept whatever you see...
Everyone feels like something.
In a word, the people are as happy as the Chinese New Year. Many people think that the Red Cross Association is coming to help the poor, and they are almost ready to open the door to welcome them out. If it weren't for Ren Xiaoyan and I were still determined, the city gate might have been broken!
After banging for more than half an hour, it is estimated that the deterrence is enough outside. They have caused irreparable damage to the town. There was another scream. All the pitchers stopped, and a voice triumphantly yelled at me from the pile of plants. : "Listen to the people in the town, we are not trying to kill all of you, as long as you hand over a few people, we will retreat. Listen, the people we want are as follows: Yuan Batian, Xiaoyu, Professor Yang and Taoist Old Taoist! You only need to..."
Before the words were over, countless people had already rushed to the city wall, holding buttered watermelon and cabbage in their hands, shouting at the enemy outside in a single-minded, majestic and determined group:
"Let the storm come more violently-we won't have anyone to kill!" (End of this chapter)