Many web masters have written about war scenes. According to the general rule, the siege party will definitely re-prepare weapons, weapons and siege equipment after a defeat, and some will increase reinforcements and boost morale, so at least three or four days will not be there. Of course, there are exceptions. The spoof texts often use the method of siege overnight, which makes readers feel that the command of the siege party is a funny comparison, and adds to the comic effect of the spoof.
To put it simply, it is possible to fight after a few days of rest, or to fight overnight — er, aside from the routines of the Internet masters, the real ancient wars are the result of these two. You can’t fight half and not fight half. I didn't say anything above...
But I happened to encounter the third type: after we cleaned the battlefield and withdrew, the remaining vegetative people huffed up again, surrounded without fighting, but didn’t live outside the city and sometimes threw some The earth bumps and mud balls come up, which perfectly confirms the old saying: If you don't do it, you don't stop, if you hit me, I don't hit, but I just don't idle!
When the guards came to report, I began to think it was a tactic of suspicion, until I saw that there were dense plants outside, and people knew it was not a lie—the tactics of suspicion existed in ancient times, but they were all harassed by a small group of soldiers. The whole army is harassing outside the city wall? This trick of killing one thousand enemies and hurting oneself is really useless if you don't use your brain!
It’s just that we are helpless in the face of this kind of stupid X. The whole army is here. Who knows if we will pretend to attack and become unwilling to attack. At that time, we will be stupid—the enemy is standing under the wall. We are not going to guard it. The people who wrote the history books will say to me when they read it. Isn't that stinking for thousands of years
More importantly, if the city is broken, I will be over. This is the most difficult to accept...
There was no way, we just stayed up, but it turned out to be a tough one. From midnight to noon the next day, the whole city was tired and tired. At this point, I finally saw the clues. :
Nima! They want to use their own advantages to kill me! Vegetatives stand under the sun for photosynthesis, no need to eat or drink. What does it mean to stand in the city? We don’t need to fight anymore, we will be sunburned to death if we just stand under the sun!
Standing at the top of the city angrily, I stared at the plant life underneath with a group of similarly angry soldiers, Ren Xiaoyan, Jiang Long Lao Dao, and others. Knowing that there was nothing at all, I finally couldn't help it after watching for a long time: " Think about it, find a way to break this situation, and we can't keep it going any longer."
Everyone nodded together, they were not stupid, and soon listened to the old Jianglong Dao to speak first: "Or, would you let everyone go out for a try?"
"No way," Ren Xiaoyan immediately objected: "Let's not say how many people we still can rush this trip, even if they are really rushing, do you think it would be nice to go out? Remind everyone, their units are mostly defensive units. We can still defend against the city, but it's really incomparable if we need to attack them instead!"
This is right! Plants vs. Zombies rely on zombies to attack the defense of plants. It took so long to switch to a plant attack. You can completely give up your advantage as soon as you go out. I quickly nodded: "This is reasonable. Going out will definitely not work."
Jiang Long said nothing, and followed Professor Yang and spoke again: "Or you let Ma Liang and the others try it?" I didn't tell them that Ma Liang was a zombie, but the statement was slightly changed, saying that he was taken by a monster. Disabled people who are poisoned by harm and have no intuition, joined our ranks for revenge, so everyone did not go too far-where is the name of the ninth wicked person, do you think it is an individual who dares to question it? !
I am dissatisfied: "What do you mean by this person? Oh, we dare not let them go. Isn't this not doing to others what we don't want? Professor Yang, I have an opinion on you when I say that!"
"No, no, my lord, you misunderstood what I meant," Professor Yang explained hurriedly, "I mean, they chased and killed a lot of enemies yesterday, which caused a great shadow to the vegetative psychology, and it might be possible to show up. To the role of the Raiders-a soldier who defeats others without a fight, my lord!"
Jiang Long was on the side with disdain: "Does the vegetative man have a heart, do you give me the whole psychological shadow?"
Professor Yang: "Uh..."
Ren Xiaoyan finally spoke, and she said solemnly: "If it doesn't work, let's ask for help."
"For help?" We all started together: "Who are we looking for?"
"Who has soldiers to look for?" Ren Xiaoyan said curiously: "Isn't it said that our town is not far from the army stationed? You see, vegetatives have suffered heavy losses after the war last night, and many places can't be surrounded. Let's send people. It must be possible to break through and deliver the letter!"
"Is it feasible?" I turned my face and asked Master Kotou: "Let's send a letter saying that the zombies besieged the city, will the generals come to rescue?"
Master Kotou, who had been silent for a long time behind me, showed his face from behind, laughed, and carefully glanced at Ren Xiaoyan and said: "Madam is reasonable, but she is small, and this is not easy to do— First of all, we are too far away from the general's station. We can't stand it for at least ten days after coming and going. Besides, the general is under the Ministry of War, so we can't act arbitrarily without the imperial court, and we don't have much friendship with the general... "
I interrupted him impatiently: "You mean it's no good, right?"
Master Kotou smiled brilliantly: "You said that is what you mean, that's chanting..."
"That's no way!" I understand what this guy meant. This guy was purely trying not to offend Ren Xiaoyan and not to offend me, so he hesitated, but I can still guess the original intention. I smiled bitterly and looked around everyone: "It seems that you are also asking for help. I almost meant it, everyone, think about it again..."
Everyone fell silent, it seemed that this situation was really tricky, and no one had any idea for a while...
At this moment, a small soldier sneaked up from the ladder of the city wall with his head, and the corner of my eye immediately saw him-this guy is the clever boss who performed well yesterday. He looked thief as soon as he saw it. Unexpectedly, I immediately cried out overjoyed: "Hey, why are you here?"
"Master, I..."
"Did you overhear our meeting and think of any way to come over and offer advice?" I continued to smile.
This is not a net literary routine, but a bridge in most TV dramas: When a group of big people face a problem and can do nothing, it is often the small person who thinks of a trick, and solves the imminent problem with a method that can't be soiled. I will not list many of his masterpieces. Anyway, I can see them everywhere in the films of Ba Jiǔ, which reflects the great truth that the power of the masses is infinite.
The clever boss was stunned, "Uh, sir, I'm actually here to ask you to eat. The meal is ready."
Everyone was disappointed together: "Oh, Kong Huanxi..."
Then we walked towards the bottom of the tower together, and asked casually on the way: "What to eat?"
"Cabbage boiled in butter, now we have the most stuff in town."
…
We followed him to the big shed under the city wall. There were already a lot of soldiers sitting around, holding a large bowl of the sea in our hands and snoring to eat. The whole grains of brown rice were piled full of cabbage, don’t you say. After being boiled with butter, it was still fragrant, and the color was also yellow and green, and our appetite, which was not so surging, was immediately lifted up:
"It's really good! I'm hungry when it comes to serving dishes!"
He took us to the innermost table and sat down. Three bowls of cabbage were already placed on it. The only benefit was that we didn’t make brown rice. He also rolled some noodles for us. As soon as we sat down, we started to pick up chopsticks, one after another. I stuffed the cabbage into my mouth—
Wow! Don’t say, the sweetness of cabbage and the faint fragrance of butter make it so harmonious together. There is no gap between dumplings in vinegar, hot pot with yellow throat, and reading Liuyun’s novels for rewards. Naturally natural, as long as you try, you are absolutely unwilling to separate them again!
Before I knew it, I had already activated the skill of having eyes and no pigs, and I could see all the nuances from this simple pot of cabbage: the cabbage has the most tender heart, and it must be thrown by the cabbage pitcher (not Pregnancy); the butter skin must also be thrown from a corn pitcher, containing corn-flavored butter (not pregnant); a small amount of salt; a small amount of water; a small amount of salad oil soaked in nuts...
The specific steps are as follows: (120,000 characters are omitted here)
Effect: As the name suggests, it can increase the delicacy of shooting skills, just like the song sings: Shoot when you eat, not to be incisive and unhappy, how accurate you shoot, only in this way is enough to confess...
At the same time, there was a sudden jingle in my head, and a long-lost message appeared before my eyes:
"Congratulations, you have got the recipe and recipe for the "Glutinous Food and Good Shot" recipe!"
Oh my god, my system has been resurrected, and I finally got the third dish besides the wall-to-wall grass and the king eight cakes-gluttonous food and good shots!
I was so excited that tears filled my eyes, and I almost wanted to cry happily!
…Wait, I suddenly found a problem from the words on the system. After a little thought, I jumped three feet high and almost didn't lift the table: "Fuck! I found a way to deal with vegetatives! The cake seller, Compliment me, compliment me, I'm so amazing!"
Everyone ran to the side with the bowls, only Ren Xiaoyan was splashed with butter because I couldn't avoid it, but she was attracted by my words before her anger came out, and she forgot to get angry: "What, you found a way. ?"
"Hahaha, I found it!" I laughed loudly, hugged Ren Xiaoyan, and cried out in surprise, "I finally have a way to deal with these guys!"
"Say quickly..." In excitement, Ren Xiaoyan didn't care about anything at all, and she also reached out her hand to reveal me, her face full of joy: "What way?"
"Pregnant, let these guys get pregnant!" I laughed, and said to the soldiers on the side: "Come on, you go find me honey, the whole town collects honey, if there is no honey, find sugar, as long as it is Collect everything sweet for me!"
The clever boss led his subordinates and quickly disappeared in the town. At this time, Ren Xiaoyan also fully understood what I meant: "Yes, I didn't expect it! We only need to attract bees to pollinate, and once these vegetatives become pregnant, they won't be pregnant. Doesn't it have any fighting power? That's great!"
I couldn't help but Ren Xiaoyan actually kissed my face fiercely and laughed: "Reward you!"
After the kiss, she strode out of the shed, gestured to me back to change clothes, I smiled and nodded, watching her leave all the way—but I saw her blushing, and I was a little hot, it was me. Neither of them said...
I only reacted after a long time ago: "Eh, I was the one who was soaked up, right?!" (End of this chapter)