The Ghost of Paper Man

Chapter 259: Seek medical attention if you are sick

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Human beings are never merciful when dealing with aliens, especially when dealing with powerful enemies, they can't wait to kill them all.

The hanged ghost and Aunt Song who taught Korean music and dance were all gone, and even Chengjun died in desperation.

Hu Banxian left with ease. I returned to my residence with a heavy heart and merged with my body. After opening my eyes, it was already dawn.

After using the breakfast prepared by my cousin, my cousin said to her: "You take your younger siblings out for fun today. My cousin and I still have things to do. I may not be back at noon!"

The cousin made a gesture of extending her palm, and the cousin distressedly took out a roll of banknotes from her pocket and stuffed it into her hand.

I put my bag on my back and followed my cousin downstairs to the motorcycle repair shop in Tuche Lane, and greeted the manager. My cousin launched his motorcycle, and then a motorcycle roared towards here. When he rushed, a sudden brake came to a halt at the entrance of the store.

Wearing sunglasses and winter clothes, Xin Shouping said to us: "Lao Jing, Doctor Yuan, follow up!"

He led the way, and we followed right after, to the door of the old city non-staple food store outside the alley, Xin Shouping and cousin both stopped the car.

My cousin asked Xin Shouping: "What does this expert you find like? Or if you have any hobbies, let me give gifts to what I like!"

Xin Shouping replied: "This expert loves to drink. You can buy two bottles of good wine, and then sell a roast duck and a few dishes to go with the wine. Don't worry about the money at this time. If you send the gift, we can save it. Spend a lot of money, and it’s a solid result!"

My cousin took us into the non-staple food store, greeted the boss, and bought two bottles of Xifeng wine. Xin Shouping said that old Xi'an people like to drink this wine. Adding roast duck and side dishes cost my cousin nearly 500 yuan.

Xin Shouping stepped on the motorcycle again and led the way.

It was cloudy today, but it couldn't rain. We walked through the streets and alleys to arrive at the Golden Nianhua Community on Fumin Road in Xicheng District. The security guard at the door knew that we were looking for someone and let us in.

We took the elevator to the east unit on the fourteenth floor and knocked on the door.

An old man with white temples and a short stature opened the door and greeted us in. Xin Shouping introduced us, and I blushed a little.

The old expert saw that we also brought gifts, so he was very enthusiastic and asked us to sit on the sofa in the living room and introduce: "Here I live with my wife. She is out shopping for groceries. You can speak out about your illness boldly. I will diagnose and treat you according to your actual situation, so don't hide anything!"

Xin Shouping nodded, and his cousin asked, "Shall we check in the living room?"

The old expert replied: "Yes, who of you will come first?"

My cousin and I looked at Xinshouping at the same time. The old expert took out disposable gloves from the drawer of the coffee table and put them on, and also put on reading glasses, and sat on the sofa to wait.

Xin Shouping said: "Everyone is the same, what's so shy about this, I'll come first!"

He stretched out his arm and asked the other person to take the pulse. The old expert nodded while numbing the pulse. One minute later, he introduced: "Your pulse is calm, but the yin qi is heavy and the yang qi is weak. It has a lot to do with your working environment. If you often Staying up late will cause kidney hydration to become astringent and insufficient kidney qi."

Xin Shouping hurriedly explained: "Professor Gu, my illness was caused by fright."

Professor Gu said: "Although your illness is caused by fright, if you are not frightened while having sex, it is a mental illness, but in fact your condition is gradually getting worse, and it is related to your work and daily life habits It's a big deal!"

Xin Shouping asked, "Professor Gu, is there still treatment for my disease?"

The other party answered calmly: "Don't worry, you take off your pants, I need to check your appearance, and then test the degree of sex."

"I have to take off my pants." My cousin was a little worried, and Xin Shouping was also very reluctant, saying: "Professor Gu, do you have to take off your pants?"

Professor Gu looked at me and said, "Dr. Yuan is also a doctor. Naturally, we know that we can't determine the patient's disease based on the patient's dictation and pulse. We must personally visit the doctor's office and examine it before we can make a conclusion!"

I nodded in agreement.

Xin Shouping took off his pants with some embarrassment. The old expert started to check with his gloved hands, then took out a magazine from the drawer of the coffee table and let Xin Shouping look at the cover.

Because he turned his back to me, I couldn't see the contents of the magazine, but I saw Xin Shouping's legs trembled.

"Very well, if you can respond to external stimuli, it means that your disease is still saved!"

Xin Shouping heaved a sigh of relief. The old professor continued to open the magazine for Xin Shouping to watch, and then asked: "How many years have you not had sex?"

"Twelve years, a whole round!" Xin Shouping replied.

Professor Gu nodded and said: "Then you are in a hurry for this illness. You usually have to strengthen exercise. It is best to change jobs and not stay up late. In addition, you have to take long-term medication!"

After hearing this, Xin Shouping asked immediately: "Then how long should I take this medicine?"

Professor Gu closed the magazine and put it back in the drawer of the coffee table, saying: "It depends on your physical recovery. Usually after you have fully recovered, you will have to take another six months to consolidate the curative effect, but you can rest assured that these are all Chinese medicines. , There are few side effects, and the price is not expensive!"

Xin Shouping put on his pants, and the old expert took out the pen and began to write a prescription.

There are three or four prescriptions, and the prescriptions are all Chinese herbal medicines.

"Who will come next?" the old professor asked us.

The cousin got up and moved forward and said, "Let me come!" He sat down on the sofa next to Professor Gu, extended his arm, and said, "Old professor, I was affected by this illness at that time. It's caused by the shock. Can you see if I still have a cure for this disease?"

The old professor nodded while taking the pulse: "Your illness is not serious, but the treatment is more troublesome than his. In addition to insisting on taking medicine, special treatment is needed."

"What special treatment?" Cousin asked.

Professor Gu ordered again: "Take your pants off. Have your guts become small since then, and you often have nightmares at night?"

The cousin nodded hurriedly and said yes. The old professor checked his cousin’s genitals while saying, “You need to watch more horror movies, and walk alone at night to increase your courage, and go to temples to burn incense and worship Buddha. Psychotherapy!"

I said: "Professor Gu, your therapy is indeed very special!"

The other party said: "Of course, for this kind of patients, you can't blindly prescribe aphrodisiac drugs. This can only treat the symptoms but not the root. If you take too much of these drugs, the side effects are particularly serious, and they can also lead to premature aging and kidney failure."

Hearing what the old professor said, I was relieved that the other party was not a quack.

When it was my turn, the old professor took the pulse for me and said: "In addition to the disease in your body, there are other hidden diseases, but the Yin Qi in your body is much heavier than Xin Shouping. Are you in the grave? Live and work?"

I hurriedly corrected: "I work in the neurology ward. I am heavy on my body, which is not important. My hidden illness was caused by someone kicking it. The previous I was all normal!"

"Then you need to take an X-film first, and I need to determine if you have an organic disease."

I hurriedly said, “It’s not necessary to film for that place, right? Although I can’t be normal, but urinating is normal!”

"Take off your pants!" The other party ordered again, and I had to do so.

He checked it carefully, and then took out a magazine from his body. It was a collection of colorful women's photos, of course, all without clothes. (End of this chapter)