The God of Ease

Chapter 1: gangster

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There is a small town on the border of Qi. This small town was a very famous place a thousand years ago, but with the passing of the years, it has now fallen into disarray.

The reason for being famous is that an emperor once appeared here. This'emperor' is not an emperor in the mortal world, but an emperor among cultivators! This small town was born because of the emperor, but also because of the mysterious disappearance of the emperor.

There are no resources here, and it is close to the border and far away from the royal city. What's more unfortunate is that it is at the foot of the dark forest. From time to time, a few beasts pop up, making this town even more bleak.

In the center of the town stands a statue of the emperor from a thousand years ago, and the statue is filled with the traces of the years.

Almost everyone here respects the emperor, and every time he passes by the statue, he takes a look of respect. But there is one exception, this person is only eight or nine years old, at this time he is peeing under the statue.

"Ah~, cool~" He didn't forget to shiver after shouting.

"You bastard again! Disrespectful! Disrespectful!" The mayor ran up pacing on a walking stick, saying that he was running instead of walking. It was too slow.

"Old naughty boy, brother is gone, slow down, don't send it, haha" After saying that, he ran away. The mayor shook his head, sighed, looked up at the statue, and went back on crutches.

At this time, the child was walking on the street, and the people next to him saw him, and immediately let him go. The hawker who set up the stall unconsciously pulled the stall back. Some mothers hid the girl behind.

In this small town you may not know who the mayor is, but you must know who this little gangster is.

Robbing the house, peeking at the widow’s bath, not paying for food, fighting, this is what happened to him. No one would believe that this was done by an eight or nine-year-old kid, but this is how it was spread in the town, and slowly everyone believed it.

He was born with supernatural power, and he was stronger than the average person at the age of eight or nine. No one knew where he came from, not even he himself. It's just that some people remember the time when he appeared, the monsters in the dark forest screamed, the moon was red, and there was black energy surging in the red. At that time, everyone in the town thought it was going to be the end. And he only knew that he came out of ice...

"Hey, I'm hungry again. I just ate a rabbit for less than an hour." His strength is amazing, and his appetite is even more amazing.

He looked around, and the people next to him tightened, ignoring them as they walked to a teahouse where they were telling a book.

"The boss brought me two pig's feet, a chicken, a rabbit, and a pot of wine!" the little bastard went into the teahouse and shouted. At this time, the storyteller also stopped, and the audience frowned Zou's brows. At first glance it was him, but no one spoke.

"I'm sorry, brother, there is no food you ordered here. This is a tea house. Only tea is sold." Xiao Si trot over and said nervously at the little ancestor opposite, obviously knowing its foul name.

"Snapped."

The gangster slapped the table and shouted, "I said there is it!"

Stoudemire was taken aback, and quickly said: Yes, yes, if you have one, go get it. Stoudemire told the boss that he took the money out, obviously he went out to buy it. They knew that the money was lost in the water.

"Go on, I'm listening." The little bunny said to the storyteller.

"Speaking of Ren Tiangao, Emperor Ren, picking up a mountain in one hand and a river in the other, smashed the heavens and the earth at that time, the sun and the moon were dark, the earth cracked, and the sea changed... That's right, the number one master in the world died in the end, and the greatest demon in the world died. Emperor Ren was relieved, so Emperor Ren broke through the void and left, leaving behind a legend."

"Snapped". The gavel clap, bringing people back to reality.

"Good" everyone applauded.

The little bastard's wine and meat had already been bought back, and he was also fascinated by it, so he didn't care about it.

The gangster stood up and said to the storyteller: Come here.

The storyteller was stunned for a moment, and walked to him and asked: What's the matter with little brother

"Tell me more about him" is obviously a story about Ren Tiangao.

"Little brother, this..."

Before he could finish, the gangster said: "I will ask you to have a meal as a reward."

The storyteller gave him a grateful look. He knew that he saw that he was hungry to the limit. He almost couldn't talk about it several times on the stage because of his hunger.

It stands to reason that the storyteller did not say too much, that it should be able to fill the stomach, food and clothing is not a problem, but there is no, this is a bit tricky.

"Eat." Before the storyteller could answer, the gangster started to eat. He glanced at the little bastard, and he ate without being polite. He was so hungry.

Soon these things were wiped out.

"Hiccup~" The bastard hiccuped.

Seeing the mess on the table, the storyteller was very embarrassed.

"Little brother, thanks," the storyteller arched his hands.

"No, I just want to listen to Ren Tiangao's story. This meal is just a reward, and no one owes anyone." The little bunny said indifferently.

Wanting to hear stories is one aspect. The most important thing is that he has an inexplicable familiarity with Ren Tiangao, whether it is seeing his stone statues or hearing his deeds, he is always so familiar. Seems to have experienced it.

"Okay, let me talk about it. Emperor Ren is a peerless genius. He fights wars and chaos, kills demons, saves people from water and fire... Finally, he kills the strongest demon, the Heavenly Demon, and breaks through the void to become a fairy."

It was almost dusk, and the two had eaten three times during the period. Of course, the main force was the little bastard.

"Boss, one more" shouted the little bastard.

"Little brother, I give you so much food for nothing, you still want it, don't get into it. Do you still want to stand and go out!" The boss looked at the little bastard with a mocking look.

At the same time, four or five big men gathered around.

Not waiting for the gangster to speak.

"No, no more," the storyteller quickly waved his hand and said.

"You ate so much with this little bastard today, and your salary this month is gone," the boss said ruthlessly.

In fact, this meal doesn't add up to that much money. This is an excuse, why doesn't he know it! But how can it be, there are people above him!

"I thought you could stand it," the little bunny said slowly.

The teahouse owner and the storyteller were all stunned. What does this mean? Looking for fault on purpose? why

"Are you looking for faults on purpose?" the teahouse owner said angrily.

"Brain damage, I just noticed it now." Before the group of people could react, he had moved. Quickly attacked several big guys, and they all fell down after a while.

The teahouse owner was still in loss, followed by a cold sweat, and then shivering. It's not terrible to be beaten. What's terrible is that those big guys, some covered their eyes, some covered their butts, some covered their balls... It was too terrible, too wretched, too cruel.

The teahouse owner swallowed and said, "I. There are people above me."

The little bastard showed a pair of white teeth and said: "I can make you have no brother below."

"What the hell do you want to do!" He was really scared. After revenge is possible, he must be obedient now.

"It's nothing, it's just boring. I can't understand the money you pit from the people in the town, so pay back the money you pitted from him first." The little bunny pointed at the storyteller.

"Damn, you are boring, you are looking for someone else, why are you looking for me, it's been bad for eight lifetimes." The teahouse owner thought with tears in his heart.

"Write the evidence and give it to him." So even if you are in a lawsuit, you are not afraid.

"It's okay to play with you in the future~" The voice of a gangster floated in the distance. The owner of the teahouse with constipation left.

Mr. Storyteller looked at the gangster, and he didn't look like it at all.

On the way, the storyteller asked the bully: "Why are you helping me?"

The gangster thought for a while and said, "Because..."

After pondering for a while, he said deeply: "Find a suitable reason for the bottom of the meal."

Mr. Storyteller is petrochemical on the spot, dare not to be so honest.

"What's your name."

"Let it ride."

"Good name, the sky and the earth will be happy with you, free from restraint."

"This flattering is good, but it’s not for this reason. I don’t know my real name. I remember my surname, Ren, and the emperor’s surname. It’s very powerful. I’m alone and happy, so I am called Ren Happy"

The gangster left, leaving behind the storyteller with a dull look...

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