The God of Ease

Chapter 124: I want to take a bath

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"Don't pretend to be my grandmother dead inside, you come out for me, I want to eat!"

There was a black line in Ren Xiaoyao's forehead. Hearing the voice, Ren Xiaoyao knew who it was. It was the little girl from Phoenix, but why did Ren Xiaoyao feel that she was so old-fashioned? Didn't it mean that she only had a ten-year-old mind.

Ren Xiaoyao was about to go down to open the door, but before he went down, the door was violently pushed open.

"Boom~"

"Why are you a big man so inked, go and cook for my grandmother!" Fenghuang pointed at Ren Xiaoyao and said, pouting, very arrogant.

Who is Ren Xiaoyao? How could he be instructed by a little girl to sit still, intending to tease her, just when Ren Xiaoyao thought this little nizi was going to be mad, the little nizi's face immediately became weeping Get up and start to cry.

"Um." Ren Xiaoyao was stunned, he never thought she would cry.

"Woo~~ I want to go home, I’m looking for my brother, woo~ You nobody plays with me every day, nobody cooks for me, and you give me unpalatable pills, oooo! I want to go home "Phoenix's tears fell down without money, she couldn't stop it, and she had a fight with Angela.

When Fenghuang cried, Ren Xiaoyao was frightened. He didn't know what happened. As soon as Ren Xiaoyao saw the woman cry, he became flustered inexplicably, and he hurried forward to comfort him.

"Don't cry, I'll accompany you, I'll cook for you." Ren Xiaoyao felt distressed and comforted, wiping the tears on her face with his hand.

"I don’t believe it. The old man said that before, but he still slipped away. Now no one is on this flying boat. I don’t know who to look for. They say you are injured and don’t let me disturb, but I I really don't know what I'm doing, so I can only come to you, but you still ignore me, woooo~~" Phoenix finally finished speaking, and then started crying again.

"I'll teach him when he comes back, now I'll cook for you, don't cry." Ren Xiaoyao wiped the tears on her face again, and said spoilingly.

"Really?" Fenghuang raised her head, looked at Ren Xiaoyao expectantly with her clever eyes full of tears, and asked suspiciously.

"Have I lied to you?" Ren Xiaoyao touched her head and smiled and said to the expectant Phoenix.

"Well, then I believe you." Phoenix himself raised his fleshy little hand and wiped his tears, turning sorrow into joy, then stretched out his fleshy little finger and said to Ren Xiaoyao: "We pull the hook."

Ren Xiaoyao was taken aback for a moment, smiled, stretched out his little finger and pulled it on Phoenix's little finger.

"Hanging on the hook will not change for a hundred years, whoever becomes a puppy."

"Hanging on the hook will not change for a hundred years, whoever becomes a puppy."

"Hehe, let's go, go cook for me, they always give me those unpalatable pills, although I am not hungry, but it is so uncomfortable." Phoenix became happy again, pushing Ren Xiaoyao and leaving the room. .

Ren Xiaoyao's heart is very peaceful, the feeling is like the tranquility of not lying on the grass after he and Tian'er dig out bird eggs. Tian'er once hooked up with him, "I don't know that Tian'er has changed now. Cheng is great, do you remember the original vow?"

Thinking of this Ren Xiaoyao became melancholy again, but he immediately recovered, "I remember what, what if I don't remember, the way is the same."

"Hey~ push it slowly." Ren Xiaoyao exaggerated and yelled deliberately.

"Huh, no," Phoenix snorted cutely behind him, pushing Ren Xiaoyao faster.

Coming to the deck and standing in front of the battleship, Ren Xiaoyao breathed the fresh air, feeling inexplicably comfortable.

The breeze, the blue sky and the white cloud boat, the beautiful woman, the green silk, the mountains and the rivers, in this situation, Ren Xiaoyao inexplicably wants to make a poem, but he is so talented that he can't chant a sentence, so he can only shake his head and give it up.

Take out the kitchen utensils, and the ingredients left last time, and start cooking.

Phoenix was sitting on the railing of the battleship, kicking his two pure white legs, resting his chin with both hands, watching Ren Xiaoyao do it.

Ren Xiaoyao smiled when he saw the Phoenix next to him. Anyway, it was the appetite of the two. Ren Xiaoyao was not afraid of wasting his energy and deliberately made his movements more fancy. These were very useful to the Phoenix. She watched Ren Xiaoyao fascinatedly performing.

"Bang~" Ren Xiaoyao covered the pot and finished it. I don't know why Phoenix doesn't want to eat anymore. If he wants to let Ren Xiaoyao keep cooking, he likes to watch Ren Xiaoyao cook.

"Silly Ni, come here. The specially made soup will warm your stomach." Ren Xiaoyao smiled slightly and said to Phoenix sitting on the railing.

"Hey~ Auntie is here~"

Ren Xiaoyao was speechless. I really don't know who I learned from her age. It's nothing like a child.

"Don't go to my mother and my mother in the future, who did you learn this from? What a lady!" Ren Xiaoyao rubbed Fenghuang's head and said indulgently.

"Don't touch my head! I learned from the aunt who sells meat, do you care?" Fenghuang was rubbed his head twice, and roared at Ren Xiaoyao like an angry little lion.

Ren Xiaoyao looked melancholy at the sky and muttered to himself: "Another child nurtured by the public."

Phoenix was stunned when he heard what Ren Xiaoyao said, and subconsciously asked, "Who else is there."

"Why do you ask so much! The soup is ready, let's go and drink the soup." Ren Xiaoyao shouted to Phoenix in a frenzy.

Phoenix seemed to understand a little bit, but as soon as he heard the soup, he was shocked and diverted his attention. He looked at the steaming soup and drooled.

"I want meat! I want meat!"

"Okay, here you are."

"Why do you have more meat in your bowl than mine."

"illusion."

"Oh, but why haven't you finished it yet."

"I eat slowly."

"Then why do you have a few more bones than me."

"I eat bones."

"You lied to me, you stole my meat, ooh~"

"Shake me slowly, the soup is spilled on your clothes."

Soon the meal was finally finished, but because of Phoenix's naughtiness, the two of them were stained with stains.

Phoenix licked his mouth, his face was full of enjoyment, Ren Xiaoyao also felt his stomach comfortably, but he ate more than a little bit more.

In the next sentence from Phoenix, Ren Xiaoyao almost choked to death with his own saliva.

"Come with me to take a bath, I want to take a bath." Fenghuang said with his stomach straight, and said lightly.

"Ahem~ what?" Ren Xiaoyao said in disbelief.

"It's really hard for ears at a very young age. I said, I want to take a bath and accompany me. Have you heard this time?" Phoenix's small face was full of unhappy expressions, and he was very disgusted with him.

"Well, do I need to take a bath?" Ren Xiaoyao asked carefully with inexplicable excitement in his heart.

"I always wanted my brother to help me wash, but I didn't like him before, so I didn't let it. Now that you look good, go take a bath with me." Phoenix pouted, his chin raised high, like A proud peacock.

Ren Xiaoyao suddenly remembered that Phoenix was a ten-year-old mind, and quickly restrained himself, telling himself not to make mistakes and not beasts.

"Phoenix, you are already old, it is not difficult to let others take a bath with you." Ren Xiaoyao swallowed, stammering.

"Is it big? I'm ten. Fourteen and a half, isn't that big?" Phoenix thought for a moment, and said suspiciously, his eyes filled with puzzlement.

Before Ren Xiaoyao turned down, the eyes of Phoenix were filled with tears again.

"Woo! Do you hate Phoenix, I want to go home, woooo~" Anyone who sees Phoenix's poor appearance will feel distressed. Ren Xiaoyao cried out a headache in his heart, looked at Phoenix helplessly, and said with difficulty: "Don't Crying, I promised."

As soon as the words fell, the tears in Phoenix's eyes stopped. Ren Xiaoyao knew that he had been deceived, but Ren Xiaoyao actually felt a little expectation in his heart.

"Oh! Take a bath!" Fenghuang shouted, and then there was a scene that caused Ren Xiaoyao to have a nosebleed. Fenghuang took off his clothes directly, threw them to the sky, exposing her exquisite body, and ran into the house.

When Phoenix ran to the door, he turned around and said playfully to Ren Xiaoyao: "Hurry up, I'll go to the shower room first~ Also, why is your nose bleeding, wipe it clean, I don't like blood."

After speaking, Phoenix ran into the house.

"Damn! This little Nizi really developed! Isn't this a crime?" Ren Xiaoyao complained, then smiled bitterly, wiped his nosebleeds and followed in, still muttering in his mouth.

"It's okay, he is my younger sister, younger sister, no, he is Kuang Batian's younger sister, his younger sister"

Ren Xiaoyao entered in a complex mood, excited, scared, evil, and condemned.

Finally Ren Xiaoyao reached the bathroom door, and he could hear the phoenix laughter inside.

Ren Xiaoyao opened the door gently, the mist was already filled inside, and he could only see a figure, even so, Ren Xiaoyao's voice was faintly dry.

"Brother Xiaoyao, you are so slow! Rub my back." Phoenix's voice sounded, and at the same time a piece of cloth flew towards Ren Xiaoyao, catching the cloth, the bitter smile in Ren Xiaoyao's heart was even stronger.

Next, Ren Xiaoyao passed through with excitement, excitement and suffering.

There were a few times when Ren Xiaoyao touched a place that shouldn't be touched, and almost couldn't help it. At that time, Ren Xiaoyao suddenly discovered that the Xiaoyao Art was running at high speed, the same as last time! Ren Xiaoyao quickly shifted his attention and went to run the Xiaoyao Secret Art.

Ren Xiaoyao's evil fire disappeared, and the speed of Xiaoyao Jue slowed down again. There were not many opportunities to increase Xiaoyao's Jue. Ren Xiaoyao's attention returned to Phoenix's body again, and his excitement regained his excitement, Ren Xiaoyao running Xiaoyao Jue with all his strength.

Ren Xiaoyao can even feel the improvement of his own cultivation level,

"Brother Xiaoyao."

"Ok?"

Ren Xiaoyao suddenly heard Phoenix call him, and quickly recovered from his excitement.

"What's the matter?" Ren Xiaoyao asked suspiciously.

"You hurt me." There was a trace of pain on Phoenix's little face.

Ren Xiaoyao was stunned for a moment, only then did he realize that he had placed his hand where he shouldn't be, and quickly took it back.

With a face full of embarrassment, he said, "I'm sorry, are you finished?"

"It's finished, thank you, Brother Xiaoyao." Fenghuang said cutely, and then kissed Ren Xiaoyao last issue.

Ren Xiaoyao was on the verge of an outbreak, he quickly got up and returned to his room. After a long time, Ren Xiaoyao's room heard a long moan of Ren Xiaoyao.