The God of Ease

Chapter 22: Save the United States (2)

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"Then have you thought of a way?"

"Small, of course I thought of it." Ren Xiaoyao replied.

Ren Xiaoyao's state at this time is simply perfect. I don't know if there is any best performance award in the world, if any, it is Ren Xiaoyao.

When Ren Xiaoyao called her Mrs. Yazhai, it aroused her dissatisfaction. Now she is pleased with this bandit, this kid is treacherous and deceitful.

This image formed in her heart.

Xie Kexin is very upset about Ren Xiaoyao now.

Xie Kexin was from an ordinary family. A few days ago, he went to the city with his parents to do errands. On the way there, he encountered bandits. He could leave after paying the money, but his appearance attracted the attention of the bandit leader. Of course his parents disagreed, and they were killed.

Xie Kexin also decided to commit suicide, but when he thought that his parents' grudges must be avenged, he temporarily let go of suicidal thoughts.

Fortunately, I don't know what nerves the bandit leader is and want to conquer her with spirit, so I haven't done anything to Xie Kexin in the past two days. When he loses his patience, the ending will be tragic.

"What method, let's hear it." The bandit leader asked excitedly.

"It's the king." Ren Xiaoyao said respectfully.

Seeing Ren Xiaoyao's respectful appearance made Xie Kexin hate him even more.

"My lord, I have seen in the book that women generally have different appearances. They like romance. Sometimes they say they don’t like it, but in fact they like it. If they like it, then they like it more. Since women like romance, then the king will put pressure on them. Mrs. Zhai held a romantic wedding. This way Mrs. will like it." Ren Xiaoyao said with a flat face.

"Okay! It's up to you! Choose a good day and get married!" The bandit leader stood up excitedly.

Ren Xiaoyao said this sentence carefully, it is not insidious.

"Little beauty, what do you think?" the bandit leader asked carefully.

"I said? What did I say! It's the same how to say it!" Xie Ke thought angrily. His face flushed with anger, and he was speechless.

The bandit leader saw that his little beauty was silent and his face flushed, thinking he was shy? This makes him even more excited.

Just when the bandit leader imagined that Ren Xiaoyao spoke again.

"My lord, I went out to see it. Today is the most suitable wedding this year."

"Oh? Really?" He asked the people below.

"Yup!"

"Today is a good day!"

. . .

Now he is happy! No one dared to raise his brow. It can be fatal if you are not careful.

"Okay! Today! Let me do it now! You prisoners, also go and help. If I am happy, I will let you go." The bandit leader is very excited now.

Those below are also excited, and finally don't have to die.

"By the way, King, my family has been a cook for generations. Today I will take the lead." Ren Xiaoyao volunteered.

"Long time you come! Your kid will have a big reward for you after marriage."

Now Xie Kexin has upgraded Ren Xiaoyao to the second enemy, and this bandit is the first enemy.

When Xie Kexin left, he gave Ren Xiaoyao a hateful glance. Ren Xiaoyao didn't care. He wasn't just to save people. The book said that bandits had a lot of treasures.

Quack quack! ! !

. . . . . .

The whole bandit lair got busy.

"You put the scarlet letter on time."

"You are swift."

"Yes, that's it."

Ren Xiaoyao is now immersed in his cooking skills, perfect knives and perfect collocation. .

Keke~ Ren Xiaoyao thought it was at this time.

Around midnight, everything was ready.

Ren Xiaoyao's meal is almost finished. Of course, Ren Xiaoyao will add some'material' to the meal. This is not a poison, but a laxative.

As soon as he came out of the kitchen, Ren Xiaoyao looked at everything that was set up, and thought secretly: "Hey, this place is not in front of the village and not in the back of the village. It is not easy to find these wedding things, it should be prepared before. Or he used to do this kind of thing often."

"Grandma's, this young master is so old and not married yet, do you want to play today?"

. . . . .

"Today, I will marry my fifteenth wife from the Golden Three Bang..."

"Puff~" Ren Xiaoyao squirted out as soon as he took a sip of water.

Amazing, the fifteenth room! Even more powerful is who gave him the name'Golden Three Bangs'.

Good name!

"This is also my favorite wife, and today I am taking her grandly as my wife!"

"Good!!! Good!!!" Before the bandit leader could finish speaking, Ren Xiaoyao yelled, and the others yelled too.

Jin Sanbang glanced at Ren Xiaoyao appreciatively, and the other little bandits suddenly felt a strong threat.

This kid is too scared of flattering!

"I won't say too much, everyone, eat and drink well, you have to be smart when my little beauty comes out, let her see how grand and romantic we are."

Ren Xiaoyao was speechless for a while, this is called romance! No wonder you became a bandit on the mountain.

Soon the bandit’s lair became lively.

. . . . . .

At the same time, outside the bandit’s lair, several people in the same clothes appeared here.

Soon a similarly dressed person came quickly from the direction of the bandit's nest.

The man hugged his fist and said, "Brother Liu, it seems that these bandits are holding a wedding."

The brother surnamed Liu thought for a while and said, "It just so happens that holding a wedding is more conducive to our task. When they are all drinking, we will try to rescue a girl surnamed Xie. The uncle found her while traveling. At that time, Uncle Master didn’t bring it back by herself, but she told us through the newsletter and told her that she had gone to the city for a test, but was unfortunately robbed. The most important thing for us today is to save people. Did you hear that!"

"I heard it!!" everyone replied.

. . . . .

"Damn, why is it so delicious!!"

"Really! Why is today's meal so delicious! %!...(MISSING)...**... %!" (MISSING)

"Don't grab it with me! Damn it!"

"That's mine, damn it!"

. . . . .

The golden three sticks are still persevering, and they don’t forget to compliment and say nothing when eating.

"Boy, okay! It has a future!!"

But in three seconds he started eating again.

"My lord, I'll go to the toilet." Ren Xiaoyao pretended to say.

"Go%!...(MISSING)...)*" Ren Xiaoyao didn't hear what he said because of eating too hard, but it was certain that he promised him to go to the toilet.

Leaving the hall, Ren Xiaoyao followed the observation route. These nights are available.

He was going to sleep for a while before doing it, but he didn't give him a chance. Maybe she would be harmed by the girl.

"Grandma's, where is the treasure house?" Ren Xiaoyao went around for a long time but couldn't find the treasure house.

When she was passing a room, she heard a female voice, which seemed to be cursing him.

"I am mad, damn bastard, bastard, what's the idea to get married tonight."

"Woo~ I would rather die than let the murderer touch me."

"It's all that little villain, I want to kill him, drink his blood, eat his meat..."

"Ah, let go..." Just as Xie Kexin cursed the bandit leader and Ren Xiaoyao, she felt that someone was approaching her, and she was covering her mouth just as she was about to shout.

"What's the matter?" the two goalkeepers outside the door asked.

"Ah. It's okay, there are bugs." Xie Kexin replied, with a hand on her neck clasped to her throat.

"How did you come in! Get out!" Of course the person who approached her was Ren Xiaoyao.

Xie Kexin was very puzzled, how did he come, there were two people at the door, and the window was sealed.

"Don't ink, I'm saving you." Ren Xiaoyao was very upset, ah, this young master is here to save people, so you don't have a better attitude.

"You, are you here to save us?" Xie Kexin asked suspiciously.

"Yes!" Ren Xiaoyao finished speaking.

"Come on! You treat me like a three-year-old kid! You were sent by the bandit leader?" Xie Kexin thought about all the possibilities, but Ren Xiaoyao was sent by Jin Sanbang.

Ren Xiaoyao has an impulse to leave, girl, don't you dare to be smarter? The imagination is too rich.

No wonder Xie Kexin, who would believe that a child who is not yet her own can rescue her from the bandit's den.

Ren Xiaoyao has no time to get angry with her.

"Say! Do you know where Jin Sanbang hides the baby?" Ren Xiaoyao asked.

Seeing that Xie Kexin was yelled at by others, his temper came up, and he didn't even think that Ren Xiaoyao was sent by Jin Sanbang. Why did he ask where the warehouse was

"Don't tell me!" Xie Kexin at this time was like a stubborn little donkey.

When Ren Xiaoyao saw Xie Kexin's answer was "don't tell" instead of not knowing, this surprised him.

"Don't tell me? Humph." Ren Xiaoyao smiled evilly, I'm a jerk.

Ren Xiaoyao blocked Xie Kexin's mouth with a cloth, tied her body to the stool, took off her shoes and socks, and exposed her feet.

"I ask you again if you can tell me?" Ren Xiaoyao said evilly.

Xie Kexin shook his head, as if he was dead.

"Then don't blame me." It's a waste of Ren Xiaoyao to be a bad guy.

Ren Xiaoyao took out a feather from the storage bag, slipped from Xie Kexin's face to the soles of his feet, and then began to move back and forth on the soles of his feet.

Xie Kexin was itchy and wanted to cry.

"Woo~~" Xie Kexin struggled constantly, the more she struggled, the more itchy she became, and within a while Xie Kexin cried.

"Woo~~" At this time, she was even more beautiful, and Ren Xiaoyao couldn't bear it anymore. Fortunately, Xie Kexin gave up.

"I took off the cloth from your mouth, you whispered to me where is the treasure?" Ren Xiaoyao whispered in her ear.

Xie Kexin nodded with tears in his eyes.

Xie Kexin still sobbed a little when he took off a ball of cloth and untied the rope.

"Yes, there are two warehouses, one is in the back mountain, and the other is the most secret thing I don't know. This is what I overheard when others talk about it."

Xie Kexin twitched and finished talking.

"Two?" Ren Xiaoyao frowned.

"Go up the mountain first!" Ren Xiaoyao said to himself. I'm leaving after talking.

Stopped as soon as he was about to leave, turned around and said, "Grandma's, I don't know why I want to eat you so much."

After talking and coming over, before Xie Kexin reacted, she took a bite on her face.

Everyone has a love for beauty. Ren Xiaoyao doesn't know why, but he is already fourteen. This feeling he will know why one day.

After Ren Xiaoyao left, Xie Kexin lay down again and cried silently.

She thought that Ren Xiaoyao was not sent by Jin Sanbang. She also knew that Ren Xiaoyao had gone to steal something, but she didn't know if it was true that what Ren Xiaoyao said was here to save her.

I even thought that the bastard bit her.