"This stinky lady has such a heavy hand!"
Lu Yu, who was walking alone among the mountains and forests, was struggling to bandage himself, complaining as he walked.
Maybe it was because I was mainly busy with things on my neck, so when I walked back, I deviated a little bit.
It is difficult to walk in a straight line in the forest. If you want to move forward, you must avoid the trees that appear in front of you. If you go around, it is difficult to grasp the direction. What's more
"Oh... here... a bit familiar."
Lu Yu raised his head blankly and looked at the weird-shaped canopy that he must have seen just now, his face beating madly.
"be lost!"
Lu Yu finally admitted, and said helplessly: "Damn, I used to have the whole earth flat, but I didn't expect to get lost in this small forest. This... is really a shameful thing."
"Oh, oops... It seems that I can't go out, but logically speaking, this forest should not be that big. After all, it is in the capital city, and it is only that big... But then again, Why is there such a jungle in the city? No matter how you think about it, it seems strange."
"Damn!"
Lu Yu suddenly slipped under his feet, and the whole person fell to the ground very sadly. He stretched out his hand to support the ground, but it also slipped, making the whole person pat on... It should not be said that it is the ground, but something much softer than the average ground. , Black, and a little warm.
Lu Yu was stunned for a moment, jumped up suddenly, staring at the ground with rounded eyes, looking at the'tuple' above it that was several meters square, quite smooth, neat...'strange' thing.
He already realized what it was, so he wiped his face with a'blushing heartbeat'... sticky, slippery, warm... He gathered up all his courage and took a slight breath with his nose...
"Huh? Doesn't it smell?!"
It's really not smelly, and it has a strange aroma, like a mixture of various fruits and flowers, but it has been diluted countless times, leaving only a little scent mixed with countless types.
"Huh..."
Only then did Lu Yu breathe a sigh of relief. Since it didn't smell bad, it meant that he was not unlucky and fell directly on a huge pile of shit.
Fortunately, fortunately.
Otherwise, it will become the'strongest swoop on shit'.
"But what the hell is this fucking thing? Damn, that cruel little Nizi must have not left yet, and now I can't go to the waterfall to wash, this is..."
It was halfway through when Lu Yu couldn't speak anymore, because it was getting dark.
With a gust of wind, heaven and earth immediately turned into night.
This is not because the day and night are rapidly changing, but because the sun in the sky is blocked.
Lu Yu raised his head and looked at that... the cloud covered the sun... The whole body was pitch black... but incredibly beautiful... Giant bird!
"Black... Blackbird?"
Even if he likes to name everything so much, facing this huge black bird, he only came up with the name'Black Bird'.
It seemed to have heard what he was saying, or it was possible that he saw the blackness on Lu Yu's body at this time, and he went around in the air and then stopped.
Obviously such a big one, standing on the canopy of a tree, it is incredibly light, as if it only has the weight of feathers, and it is not at all like the size, overwhelming.
Blackbird glanced at Lu Yu, then raised his head proudly.
Lu Yu glanced at it, then suddenly realized, shouted: "How can you shit everywhere?!"
On the black feathers, it was absolutely strange to see the'blush', but Lu Yu really saw the black bird blush.
Then he lowered his head with a look of resentment, as if what Lu Yu said was not true at all, it was a kind of slander.
"Oh?!" Lu Yu was also very angry, pointing to the tuft and said, "Apart from you in this world, who else can pull such a big tuft? By the way... what do you usually eat? The shit is so dark? Isn’t it too much? Hey, I’m talking to you!"
Heiniao's brows suddenly raised, and then contemptuously... he gave Lu Yu a white eye, and he turned and flew away like this.
"Oh, my temper! If you don't apologize to me today, I will send you to the end of the world to pay it back!"
After speaking, he really caught up.
But when he had just rushed into the woods, he suddenly noticed that many people were coming behind him.
Those people were all wearing white robes and looked so abrupt and spotless in the forest. They even covered their faces with white gauze, but they... went straight to the'tuo' and carefully packed them into the leather bags that they carried with them. In the middle, until there was no more trace on the ground, they walked away quickly, as if they had never been here.
Lu Yu looked stupid as a whole, and even worried that if he was still alive, he might be shaved off by the other party...
Actually it’s pretty good, it saves washing...
"what."
Lu Yu finally remembered that he had to chase the blackbird, so he turned and rushed over.
The black bird is so big that it shouldn't be difficult to find it logically, but Lu Yu really looked for it for a long time. It was not until night fell that he found it on a mountainous land.
There is a small mountain bag, among the lush greenery, a piece of charred barren suddenly protrudes.
Barren to... not even a stone.
And there is only one thing on this hill, it is a tree, like a dead number, and a few broken branches seem to point to the sky unwillingly.
On this dead tree stood the black bird. It lowered its head, neatly trimming its feathers with its beak, seemingly indifferent to Lu Yu's approach.
Lu Yu was stunned for a moment, and ran directly without looking at the black bird. He stroked the dead tree with his hand, and exclaimed: "This should be the phoenix tree? The real phoenix tree was born and destroyed, and withered with talent. What is incompatible with the heavens and the earth, but stands brazenly, pointing angrily at Xuan Kong... It really is a good wood!"
After speaking, he took out a small knife from his clothes. I don’t know how many years and how noble it is. It may be the only sycamore tree in the world. I cut a big piece of wood in my fist, and then practiced dancing with the knife. I carved a string of bracelets very quickly and perfectly, and put it directly on my little arm. It looks a little big, but it looks very cute.
This phoenix tree was warm, black, with a kind of metallic brightness, but it had fine annual rings that were easy to ignore. Lu Yu simply counted it, and it was probably more than three thousand, but this was just one part of it.
Lu Yu looked at the bracelet in his hand, very satisfied, and waved it twice, and then... he extended his knife again.
"Oh, I should get Xiao Ruan a bracelet belt, after all, women are afraid of cold..."
But before the knife was cut, he felt tight all over, quite uncomfortable.
When I looked up, I saw that the black bird was looking at him a little angry, and the expression in his eyes was obviously complaining about his greed.
"No more... Can't it work? One sheep is also rushed, and two sheep are also released. You see, this lack of a corner is always not symmetrical, I will do it again... Cough, okay, okay, no more No more."
Lu Yu retracted the knife angrily, because the black bird had already lowered his head in front of him, staring at him with eyes that were bigger than his entire body.