The Grand Master

Chapter 2058: It's all routines, all!

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"Wow!"

Without knowing whether it was crying or laughing, a woman rushed up and hugged Lu Yu in a hug, making it hard to breathe.

It's Lu Qian.

Lu Yu looked down and couldn't help but smile.

Said: "My sister, after so many years, she has matured a lot, have you married yet?"

"Say it?"

"Uh... don't be too picky, find a similar one, who knows the pain and knows the heat, and it will be done if you marry, otherwise you will really be an old girl."

"Then why don't you marry?"

"Who said I didn't marry? Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, although there is no ceremony, but let me tell you, I have no shortage of women, and one is pregnant!"

"what?!"

Lu Qian screamed, like a cat with its tail stepped on, and even jumped up, even holding Lu Yu in her arms and flying.

"That's great, great! Which girl is it? Xiao Ruan?"

"Hey, you can never guess."

"Who else? What vixen did you find?"

"You continue to guess."

"It's the first princess." At this moment, a voice sounded on the high platform, it was Xiao Ling, holding his chin, watching Lu Yu and Lu Qian with more interest, and said softly.

"How is it possible?" Lu Qian turned her head and said, "You, pure nonsense! It is impossible for anyone to turn to the first princess, and I don't know what you think."

Xiao Ling said softly above: "He is holding back. If you don't want to let you guess, it proves that this person must be someone we know. The rest of the women he abducted from another continent and heaven are definitely not, and we Among the people I know, only the first princess and Lan Ziyi came to the heavens. If the blue and purple clothes, the master really may not be able to get started, but the first princess, the master looks at her wrong, and I think She is a kind of good birth, and it must be her who can be pregnant."

Lu Qian was stunned for a moment, and then laughed: "It seems to make sense to say that, but is it true?"

Looking at Lu Yu, Lu Yu nodded gently.

"Wow! So, I am going to have a nephew?"

Lu Yu smiled and said: "I don't know when I will give birth. It's been more than a year before, and I haven't seen any signs of my belly. Now it has been more than a year. I am afraid that the belly is a little bigger at most. What's going on... Well, maybe this guy was originally a monster, otherwise it's impossible to grow so beautiful!"

For a while, Lu Yu even started to complain.

After muttering for a while, he beckoned to the little zero above, and said, "I haven't seen you for so long, I didn't expect you to become smart. That's great."

Xiao Ling raised her eyelids and said coldly, "Hmph, don't look at whose apprentice I am."

"Hey, that's also true."

Lu Qian covered her mouth and smiled there. Suddenly, without Lu Yu paying attention, she directly took out a rope from her arms and tied Lu Yu directly.

After tying up, he laughed and said, "You don't have to run now? Huh! Not honest, not honest, how many times have you died for so many years? How many tears can I shed for you? Although every time you can make your body slim... but it’s not important! Too bad, you can save yourself so many times, but if you can’t? If you really die someday, what can you do? What should we do Really... Honestly, don't think about breaking free."

"Uh… "

Lu Yu was completely stunned.

I don't know why Lu Qian's hand is so fast and so decisive.

"Next, I'm thinking about where to send you, but then again, where is it safe now?"

Lu Qian is really considering this issue seriously.

But Xiao Ling said, "It's not easy? The safest place in the world is the human world, so just throw him into the human world, isn't it all right?"

"It makes sense!"

Lu Qian was overjoyed, and Lu Yu was about to leave.

Xiao Ling smiled and said, "What are you doing?"

Lu Qian said, "Of course he was thrown into the passage of heaven and man!"

Xiao Ling got up, walked down from the high platform, and then said, "Be safe, don’t be disturbed, do you know how to control the passage of heaven and human? Your cultivation level is relatively low, are you not afraid of him running away in the middle? Go out now, I’m afraid it will When you meet Xiao Ruan and others, you and Xiao Ruan have not dealt with each other, what should you do if you go out and fight? Hey... Forget it, I'll work a little bit, let me do this."

Lu Qian thought for a moment, and then said, "Oh, this is fine, so do it, but you should be lighter, if he resists, don't really hurt him, just knock him out."

Lu Yu rolled his eyes and knocked unconscious? How can it not hurt

Xiao Ling walked straight to Lu Yu, grabbed Lu Yu by the collar, and then took Lu Yu directly out of the camp like a chicken.

Lu Qian gritted her teeth and said from behind: "Why... wait a while? Finally, we will meet again. Let's talk."

"Farewell," Xiao Ling said, "I'm afraid that if you say more, you won't have the heart, but it will hurt him then."

"Also..."

Lu Qian talked. She wanted to go out and have a look, but she was really afraid that she couldn't bear it, so she had to give it up.

Xiao Ling mentioned Lu Yu and went straight out of the room.

Lu Yu smiled bitterly and said, "You don't really want to throw me into the passage of heaven and humans, do you? I finally came up, and now I am going back? Isn't this... not so good? And so many people are in the heaven..."

"Shhh, don't talk."

"Uh... well, why don't people talk yet? Really..."

Lu Yu curled his lips, a look of helplessness.

The two of them walked in the direction of the passage between heaven and human for a long time, and then... suddenly turned around and wanted to run to the side, until they ran far away, Xiao Ling turned his head and glanced sneakily.

"This... what are you looking at? Where are we going?"

Xiao Ling didn't answer at the first time, but continued to watch, until he really found that no one was catching up behind him, he was relieved heavily, and then he laughed.

"What are you laughing at?"

"Stop talking nonsense, let's run!"

"Run? Where are you going? What the hell is this for?"

"Hahaha!" Xiao Ling smiled despicably, and said: "Lu Qian, a fool, really believes it? I waited for a long time, and finally waited until she could grow up to manage the entire human world. It’s absolutely no problem to come here to help, so what am I waiting for? I’m definitely following you! Hahaha, you can’t get rid of me this time, right?”

"Uh... wait, why don't I seem to understand?"

"Master, you are not as smart as before."

"This... My mind is really messed up recently, um..."

"What are you doing so stupidly? Hurry up, you tell your companion, we go quickly, when Lu Qian doesn't react."

"Is this really good? It's not so good."

"Huh! Do you know how long I have been waiting for this opportunity? I was finally able to slip away when Lu Qian didn't react. I can still let this opportunity go? I'm gone, hurry up, I'm afraid that she will find it out. We can't leave anymore!"

With that, he deadlifted Lu Yu and left this range.

Lu Yu also tried to contact Xiao Ruan and the others, and asked them to leave the scope of the human camp before others were paying attention.

A group of people immediately marched towards the south wall.

Walking on the road, looking at Xiao Ling who was jumping happily, Lu Yu couldn't help muttering in his heart: "Sure enough... it's a routine..."

Lu Yu has always claimed to be the king of routines, but he didn't expect... His apprentice is really blue and better than blue. The back wave of the Yangtze River pushes the front wave, and his front wave is naturally shot to death on the beach. There is nothing to say.

I could only give a wry smile, lamenting that I was really old.

The South Wall is just like the South Wall.

At the beginning, an out-of-bounds spacecraft suddenly appeared here, but now it is also valued. There will be a place similar to a beacon tower every kilometer. Once you find something unusual here, it will instantly notify the entire heaven!

It's really... a pretty good move, and it's the only thing those guys do right.

As he walked, Lu Yu blinked, turned his head and glanced at the direction of the battlefield, and said, "We are leaving like this and we are still fighting there. Isn't that good?"

Xiao Ling said: "Whatever you are afraid of, at most some people will die. When both sides die, the war will be over. This heaven is not a human world. There is not enough food to start a war and achieve results. Here... the war It usually comes from a sigh of heart. When the heart hurts, you know that anger is not that important, and the war will naturally stop."

Lu Yu was taken aback.

Not because Xiao Ling said something wrong, but... quite brilliant!

But Lu Yu still looked at the rear, quite unbearable.

Xiao Ling said again: "Look at them life and death, just like children, you don't cry if you cry enough, you don't care if you don't care. If you don't care about this battlefield, nothing will happen."

"I'm not as optimistic as you."

Lu Yu frowned and judged the situation a bit.

Now that the human world is united with pseudo-gods and fought with demigods, the emperor’s side has never moved. In fact, even if the demigod has an unnamed backhand, the gods are stronger in terms of overall strength. If the war continues, then... I am afraid that the Protoss will really take advantage of the emptiness, and then... it will be dangerous!

In fact, we should take care of it. At the very least, let this war become invisible.

But after thinking and thinking, Lu Yu shrugged his shoulders directly, and then smiled: "Forget it, it has nothing to do with me."

Relieved, he chatted to Xiao Ling and said, "But what was the reason for this war? The nameless guy told me the reason, but I don't quite believe it."

"Oh, it's nothing." Xiaoling said, spreading his hands, "Just around our camp, on a suspended island, I found an energy vortex. I don't know what that thing is, and then the demigod came. , Saying that he wants to regain his territory..."

When she said this, she turned her head and glanced at Lu Yu, and she saw that Lu Yu was completely stunned on the spot.

"Master, what's wrong with you?"

Lu Yu didn't speak, but turned around and walked towards the battlefield again.