Lu Yu nodded approvingly, and then said: "In order to respect your... um... meat, I decided to use the best cooking techniques to cook you, and I will definitely make you the most delicious dish in the world, how about it? Excited?"
The little black dog sweated.
"Oh? It's amazing! Normal dogs can't sweat, so they stick their tongues out... Also because of this, the dog meat is not warm and slightly poisonous due to internal fire, which is disliked by the world's animals, but only It is very good for humans. It is taking the magic of fighting poison with poison, eating it to rid the fire and clearing the lungs, and it is extremely useful."
The little black dog's sweat dries out immediately, because his body has become a little cold.
Lu Yu smiled and said, "Okay, let's go far, let's talk about the cooking method. Since you can sweat, it is definitely different from ordinary dog meat, I think... Well, it should be done by a completely different method than usual. Cooking is even better. Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! I thought of one!"
He looked very excited, holding the little black dog next to the first princess, and seriously explained to her: "Have the princess heard of oily live meat? Oh, look at the expression on the princess, you should have never heard of it. It’s a pity. This is one of the most delicious cooking techniques in the world. Have you seen this little black dog’s chubby butt? After a while, let’s find a stove and heat it up. Oil, let the oil boil, the hotter the better! Then pluck out all the hairs on this little butt, scoop a spoonful of hot oil... and pour it directly on it!"
Suddenly he said aloud, even the first princess was taken aback, let alone the little black dog
Lu Yu continued: "Well, even if its skin is cooked, I will use a knife to remove the piece of meat..." Then, he actually took the knife out of the scabbard with two rows of teeth. Two gestures on the little black dog’s ass, and laughed: "Princess, don’t think I’m young, but I’m still good at using a knife, a chicken leg, it’s not a hundred and eight slices after a few stabs. The problem, it is absolutely guaranteed that the thickness of each piece is the same! So I can easily cut that piece of meat to perfection, no more, no less, and then... Pour another spoonful of hot oil on it, and then slice it down. Meat... I can assure you again that the meat is definitely the most delicious meat in the world. The tenderness will make you confused whether it is meat or your own tongue."
When the princess heard this, her brows couldn't help but frowned, and she said, "What a cruel kid."
The same voice came from the heart of the little black dog, and its mood at this time was broken. The existence that used to be above the top was suddenly trapped in this virtual realm. It endured it because there was still a realm. This realm allows it to transform into countless black flame wolves, guarding its own "prison" like an iron bucket, although there will always be a few guys with high cultivation bases that can pass through the wolf pack and run to it. But under its divine mind attack, it’s like a terracotta dog, but... Suddenly a strange kid appeared, who made his divine mind attack useless, and it even had an'illusion' that its realm was inferior, but no matter what Said, it still bears it, after all, this little kid looks harmless, and that tall woman is very beautiful, it shouldn't be a loss to be discovered by them. But... Who would have thought that although this looks a bit'ordinary', but the chubby and harmless guy who wanted to draw a carp doll in the New Year, it turned out to be so cruel? !
Is that for dinner? Even the devil would not enjoy such a dinner.
"Tagore once said that life is as splendid as a summer flower. Then there is the phrase'being like a summer flower'. I like this word very much, and I hate it very much, because in my summer flower field, there is only Red, less splendid."
Lu Yu sighed suddenly, and sat next to the first princess with the little black dog in his arms, and leaned over intentionally or unintentionally, and the two became inseparable.
The first princess tried to escape, but because she couldn't move her body, she gave up.
Instead he asked: "Who is Tagore?"
"A very great guy, and also a very annoying guy." Lu Yu smiled softly: "You don't need to care about him. I just want to make my life more splendid, so... Good food? Cruel? No, when. When you eat it, you will not feel evil or cruel, you will only feel... When it was just eaten, it was the goddess who kissed your lips softly. When you chew, it is spring. The first rain fell on the dry field. When you swallow it, there is only a gorgeous world with a hundred flowers in front of you. You are born like a summer flower, if it is not brilliant, how can you be considered alive? You are dying now, why not Give it a try? This thing will not make your reputation after death a bit of a loss, after all, you are just the one who accidentally disappeared in the secret... Just like those people before, quickly disappeared from people's memory. But. This incident will make your life different, because it's more exciting, and life is yours and doesn't exist in the eyes of others, does it?"
The first princess frowned again, and she found that Lu Yu was actually very convincing, especially when coupled with his innocent voice, it was really like the sound of returning to the earth that should have been heard before death.
So she was a little tempted, turned her head to look at the little black dog, and couldn't help but suggest: "If you can cook elsewhere..."
This is agreed!
The little black dog hardly believed in his ears. This beautiful tall woman was his only hope at this time, the only hope of being able to get rid of the devil's claws. It really did not expect that the other party would fall so quickly.
"Woohoo!!"
It uttered an angry and desperate growl, and it sounded... it was like a coquettish puppies wanting to eat milk, without threat.
Of course, it can still make people see'poor'.
And at this time, the little black dog's heart was even more broken, because it used to be a while ago, and now it actually needs to'pretend to be pitiful' in exchange for its own safety, and more importantly, even if it does so, it may not be useful.
Lu Yu looked down at the little black dog in his arms and suddenly said with surprise on his face: "Look, what is this little guy so excited! It seems that he also hopes that he will be made the best in the world by the best person. Cooking, it’s not in vain to walk in the world like this! Although death is a bit helpless, but the focus is on wonderful! Princess princess, look, it’s all enlightened, what about you?"
The first princess couldn't help rolling her eyes, turned her head away from this side, and said solemnly, "Shameless."
But then he said: "Farther away."
That means... I still want to eat.
This time the little black dog panicked completely and struggled desperately, but how could he escape Lu Yu's embrace when he was weak
It has thought about, what is its worst outcome? Especially in the glorious years, in the all-encompassing "dog life", it has been thinking about this question countless times, and the answer it got is nothing more than "death".
But now it knows that'death'... is far from the most terrifying thing in the world, just because it has never met someone like Lu Yu.
Devil... Devil? ! When it looked up desperately and saw Lu Yu's innocent face, only these two characters came to mind, and the last trace of its pride disappeared in fear.
Too long loneliness and too long struggles have already made this extremely strong character, extremely fragile, just like its body at this time.
So it persuaded, in order to survive, even if it continues to enjoy loneliness, even if it becomes the existence that it once despised the most, it has become irresistible.
The little black dog trembled suddenly, and a small golden ball of light flew out of its mouth laboriously. The ball of light is extremely brilliant, and in this small room, it is more like a rising sun, with the same holiness that people can't directly look at.
The golden ball is out of the body, and it looks extremely weak, as if it can die at any time, but its eyes are extremely firm, and its chubby little claws stretched out, pressing lightly on the golden ball... The golden ball slowly sank into Lu Yu's My chest, like the first snowflake falling on my skin in early winter, slowly disappeared...